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Goo0dHardDick:
How do y'all date?

As a man, Knack a girl till the point she asks you what are we? Knack her till she already assumes you're both dating and that you're already her bf and she's your gf. This is how to win women

That is the way we roll

I did these in my early days before switching to web

My best advice to the men is to put your house in order and make plans because you cannot say the day you will die.

May God help us, we have seen cases where a man puts his house in order and the wife/children send him to an early grave for his efforts.

So these things are neither here no there. But as a woman too, try your best to have at least property and some wealth or money of your own, so that you can call bluff of people. For women that are 100% dependent on their husbands wealth, it is risky.

This guy na james bond 007 -- rushing to save the world. E get mind sha!

Before you can get seniors to even talk to you, first state your package. If it is less than 800k, just dont bother ---> change your requirement to intermediate.
This yahoo thing ending this matter is another matter entirely.

We are waiting for them!

testing the mike

guyboss:
Why you dey carry op trabaye?

Op. You fit read. But no try assimilate. If not, their otapiapia don work.

I don tell you
@bolded.
That's where you for end the talk.

Going further to say you're ready to pay shows you're truly not remorseful.

It also shows you're ready to make same or even higher mistakes as long as you'll pay.


If you're truly remorseful, you accept the responsibility and also promised never to repeat such again... not bragging you're ready to pay for it.


Well, as a Risk manger, I'll advise you start updating your CV...just incase.


May the force guard you.

I agree

@op I asked my wife, she said you should start looking for a new job (just in case). Better be prepared so you wont join the plantation bandits!

BlissGod:
You’re just a stupid man, I don’t know you but you Sound like one cocky piece of crap. Your stupid ego will soon scatter your marriage, just 300k that you’re here looking for gratitude a woman that could have lost her life in childbirth or worse.

A woman who has sacrificed her body to give you two kids. You are the problem of your marriage. Imagine using the word taming your wife as if she’s a dog you dey tame. Your wife might be going thru post depression of childbirth. Instead of sorting things out you’re here typing rubbish to talk nonsense about her. So let’s hate her now.

You have shared what I was going to say, God bless you for that.

Quodseverismete:
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We need arrest button on nairaland.

dontrulee:
Who still does widal test for typhoid?
That's non specific though.

What are your complaints and symptoms?

Must be a quark. @op, oya wetin happen?

This is weird, I thought we have scrapped this test. What is the name of the hospital please?

which one be how to shoot guns sef?

Guys I have found the reason here - https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/08/billion-naira-debts-waec-withholds-results-of-candidates-from-eight-states/

I have never waited to get my salary before resigning before, and I always get my salary

When me i still dey find AGBADO chop, climbing moutain. . . .even in my dreams sef i no get time to climb moutain o.
The only moutain I dey climb na KPEKUS MOUNTAIN!

Weathered:
Except OP talks like a bleating goat with his tongue drawn out, this story is a fabricated lie.

I don't understand how a driver would notice your tongue at night inside a cab and how a police will also notice your tongue at night?

Do you talk with your tongue hanging down?

This is the part of the story that really got me laughing. Okay let us start from driver, how the driver take see am? The tongue cast am 2 times for one night and landed him in cell, na very vawulent tongue be that. He must be bleating and talking at the same time.

xin5:
when we were discussing price but he didn't tell me then

Learn how to hide your tongue

Ijaya123:
How do you speak that shows your tongue?

Or were you laughing at the policemen, cause I don’t understand.

Maybe he was sticking out his tongue an doijd ntoin for them. Or them searched his mouth and discovered the blue tongue.

Hmn, i no go talk yet

evictor305:
20 question each carries 5 marks, how did they score you 97%

I am rolling on the floor here, this is shocking!

falcon01:
I did it for my Brother yesterday and believe me when I say this, that test is Nonsense! It's like a rocking horse, you feel you are going somewhere but you ain't. It's just to give the Applicants a false sense of hope, They feel they are following a process to arrive a destination but its just bullshit!

You haff hit the nail on the head! We will keep praying!

The test was for kindergaten students. But what do I know, we all know whatsup at the end of the day now. It is not about scoring 97% of even 100%. These things are just protocols, thats all.

There is no justification at all for this. The dude just want to show himself say he be CHAMPION!

Hmn, NCAN should come and tell us the tribes involved fess or have they arrived?

vexing:
Many jobs gives average income of 400k in many states of the Federation

Yeah, depends on many factors too. Your field, level of expertise, how you enter the job.
The same company that pay 400k to some will pay 50k to some people too.

promisedeco:
i just got an offer to come with a company in Lagos. I don't know anyone in lagos to squat with till i can provide myself an accommodation.

I don do research on house rent, omo! no be here

This is the reason many people that work in Lagos live in ogun state, sango area, lafenwa, aiyetoro and co. Those places you can still get rent of 150k for 3 bedroom. But e farz you gats wake up early like leave home like 4am to 5am to get to where you are working in Lagos.