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Philomath1212:
In all fairness and objectivity..
Lagos of Egbeda, Alimosho, Ipaja, Agege, Dopemu, Cement, Ojodu and the likes; you will need a minimum of 500k of family net monthly income to be comfortable...
Lagos of Yaba, Gbagada, Ikeja, omole, Ajah and the likes, you will need minimum of 800k...
Lagos of VI, Oniru, Lekki, Ikeja GRA, Magodo and the likes; you will a minimum of 1.5M...
Lagos of Ikoyi, Banana Island and the likes, you will need a minimum of 10M...

So Lagos is relative...

That is a fact!

My advice is to find out the cost of rent, schooling for children in whatever area you are targeting and see if your power reach am fess.

this one go swallow lalastica in one gulp o

We dont write codes like this again this days, when you are talking of MVC, please go to cakephp, laravel and you wont even have to write something like session_start() ever again.
This whole code is procedural pattern, this is 2020, we write in OOP these days.

Just take a glance at this - https://laravel.com/docs/7.x/session - to give you an idea of what a little bit of OOP looks like, and what a self-respecting MVC system should be able to do.

This is a duplicate thread to - https://www.nairaland.com/5796210/34-new-coronavirus-cases-nigeria#88491981
Moderator, please help us deal with these duplicate CIVIKK threads, make people no go get multiple hypertension.

I dont really think the cases are increasing, i think they are just discovering the truth that has been there.

Just like now, let us say that we currently have for example 1,000 HIV positive people. And we now go and start testing people and discovered that we actually have 10,000. It does not mean that e just increase from 1000 to 10000 overnight now?

Waalahi!

Thirty-four new cases of #COVID19 have been reported as follows:

18 Lagos
12 in Kano
2 in Katsina
1 in Delta
1 in Niger

As at 11:20 pm 15th April there are 407 confirmed cases of #COVID19 reported in Nigeria. 128 have been discharged with 12 deaths

Best decision

akdjr:
So Noah carry this one too enter the ark?

mehn, and e no finish off all the other animals?

Wait, this one can survive inside the water, so e no need to enter the ARK!

I wonder how it will taste like inside coconut peppersoup.

Ahh

Ah, we need to kill LALASTICAL be that o!

where is NCAN? we need confirmation very fast so that we know the tribe to start abusing.

odiegwu

Mokason28:

Ordinary pimping dat is normal thing they are calling it a crime... or I don’t know the meaning of pimping anymore?? 50cent called himself a P.I.M.P

50 cents is a Mother-Fvcking P.I.M.P o yeah, and he is still roaming about freely.

mosho2good:
*IN UK*

_*SON:*_ Mum, someone gave me chocolates today in School.
_*MUM:*_ Waooo, l hope you say thank you ?
_*SON:*_ Yes mum.���

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*USA*

_*SON:*_ Mum, my friends sister gave me chocolates today in School.
_*MUM:*_ Waaaooooo that is good I hope you say thank you?
_*SON:*_ Yes mum. ����

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*IN NIGERIA*

_*SON:*_ Mummy, someone gave me chocolate today in School.
_*Mummy screams:*_ Haaaaaaaaaa Jeeeeeeeesu !!! Mokuuuu oooo omo yi ti pami o. When? Who ? Where ? How? [slaps] how many times [slaps again] did i tell you not to [slaps] collect something from strangers. Now go and drink Anointing oil and drink omi iyasimimo take sanctified water, to wash it down. Awon Ebi baba e lo ma ko ba. Oni jeku je omo ale. Egbon baba e lo fi jo.
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Correction it is : ONI JEKU JE OMO ALE JATI JATI, ONIRANU

this is very weird

majamajic:
Op was the green snake hiding under green generator ?

It was hiding behind the generator. But the generator house was dark due to smoke and the snake was green, and it was afternoon - so it was standing out very clearly.

jantofubu:
You cornered the lala

I cornered and killed the idiot lala jare, see how I scatter am sef.

Just about 2 hours ago, I decided to burn the refuse in my compound and went to look for fuel.
As I passed my generator house, I just opened the door and saw a flash of green, I immediately closed it back, and went to look for a good neighbour, and we cornered the idiot.

we don too shout for this section, but no way. Seun is very blind to this section, no need to wail again.

Na wa o, this is just too bad.

walahi

I believe from what I hear that those laid off are junior developers. And the speculations online point to the fact that it is SENIOR DEVELOPERS that the market really wants.
Which now leads to further arguments of WHAT/WHO IZ A SENIOR DEVELOPER? e.t.c

And people are even asking that what is now the fate of those people laid off?

No, it is not AWILO LOGONBA! For all those rushing to this thread like HEADLESS CHICKENS.

Peace people, abeg make una no fight o. I accept that I am village champion - end of story.

hackman90:
sry if i have sounded offensive but my point is that this boy's success is too loud mehn beyond any programmer that has ever come out of nairaland.

By saying that, this assumes that you know ALL the programmers that have come out of nairaland? On this point, I do not agree with you.
Yes he is great, but as for being the greatest to come out from Nairaland - I will NEVER agree to this. But again, I will not mention names.

But for the sake of peace, let everyone chose what they want to believe. According to your own information, he is the greatest. According to my own information, he is not the greatest.

No matter what I tell you, you wont accept my own opinion. And no matter what you tell me, I wont accept your own opinion.

So let us bury it at that, so that we dont start our XENOPHOBIA CRAZE for here. I MADDD gan o, in case you are not aware ---- go and ask Seun, he will tell you.

hackman90:
if you know this boy's story then you would be happy and suprised how he has gone far in his ambition.just simply search "Elvis Chidera" and see the impression that he has compare to other unknowns you just mentioned.bro this guy has been featured in popular techblogs you can simply checkup those link and see that i ain't making this stuff up or even overhyping him but simply because he is worth it and i am happy for him.He was featured on two blogs 5 innovators to watch out for in 2019.I am done talking.

I know him quite well, and even when he was a "village boy", I still found him very impressive and I am not surprised at all that he is making waves.
It is not easy to be young and highly skilled too.

Some of these other people I am saying are not unknowns mind you, just that some of you may not know they started from nairaland as NOOBS.
But let us drop it, I am not comparing Elvis to anyone, I am just saying that many stars have risen from Nairaland. I am done talking too.

He is not the only global programmer that have come out of Nairaland. I have a long list of that one, but I dont like publishing stuffs without the permission of the people involved. Because I am in touch with many legends of Nairaland from when i first joined till now.
And Elvis is my good friend too (on and off nairaland), I still remember a prank I played with one of his scripts back then that STRESSED seun seriously (I miss those dayz, now, na to dey write code to keep roof over my head, no time for pranks and trollin' anymore - pretty boring).

- my former monicker used to be DHTML (just in case you are wondering)

And no, I am a village boy programmer still (cough cough), well, you know how it is.