₦airaland Forum

BlissGod:
You’re just a stupid man, I don’t know you but you Sound like one cocky piece of crap. Your stupid ego will soon scatter your marriage, just 300k that you’re here looking for gratitude a woman that could have lost her life in childbirth or worse.

A woman who has sacrificed her body to give you two kids. You are the problem of your marriage. Imagine using the word taming your wife as if she’s a dog you dey tame. Your wife might be going thru post depression of childbirth. Instead of sorting things out you’re here typing rubbish to talk nonsense about her. So let’s hate her now.

You have shared what I was going to say, God bless you for that.

Quodseverismete:
Buy Augmentin caplets 625mg, Armatem softgel tablet, PCM tabs 1card each

We need arrest button on nairaland.

dontrulee:
Who still does widal test for typhoid?
That's non specific though.

What are your complaints and symptoms?

Must be a quark. @op, oya wetin happen?

This is weird, I thought we have scrapped this test. What is the name of the hospital please?

which one be how to shoot guns sef?

Guys I have found the reason here - https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/08/billion-naira-debts-waec-withholds-results-of-candidates-from-eight-states/

I have never waited to get my salary before resigning before, and I always get my salary

When me i still dey find AGBADO chop, climbing moutain. . . .even in my dreams sef i no get time to climb moutain o.
The only moutain I dey climb na KPEKUS MOUNTAIN!

Weathered:
Except OP talks like a bleating goat with his tongue drawn out, this story is a fabricated lie.

I don't understand how a driver would notice your tongue at night inside a cab and how a police will also notice your tongue at night?

Do you talk with your tongue hanging down?

This is the part of the story that really got me laughing. Okay let us start from driver, how the driver take see am? The tongue cast am 2 times for one night and landed him in cell, na very vawulent tongue be that. He must be bleating and talking at the same time.

xin5:
when we were discussing price but he didn't tell me then

Learn how to hide your tongue

Ijaya123:
How do you speak that shows your tongue?

Or were you laughing at the policemen, cause I don’t understand.

Maybe he was sticking out his tongue an doijd ntoin for them. Or them searched his mouth and discovered the blue tongue.

Hmn, i no go talk yet

evictor305:
20 question each carries 5 marks, how did they score you 97%

I am rolling on the floor here, this is shocking!

falcon01:
I did it for my Brother yesterday and believe me when I say this, that test is Nonsense! It's like a rocking horse, you feel you are going somewhere but you ain't. It's just to give the Applicants a false sense of hope, They feel they are following a process to arrive a destination but its just bullshit!

You haff hit the nail on the head! We will keep praying!

The test was for kindergaten students. But what do I know, we all know whatsup at the end of the day now. It is not about scoring 97% of even 100%. These things are just protocols, thats all.

There is no justification at all for this. The dude just want to show himself say he be CHAMPION!

Hmn, NCAN should come and tell us the tribes involved fess or have they arrived?

vexing:
Many jobs gives average income of 400k in many states of the Federation

Yeah, depends on many factors too. Your field, level of expertise, how you enter the job.
The same company that pay 400k to some will pay 50k to some people too.

promisedeco:
i just got an offer to come with a company in Lagos. I don't know anyone in lagos to squat with till i can provide myself an accommodation.

I don do research on house rent, omo! no be here

This is the reason many people that work in Lagos live in ogun state, sango area, lafenwa, aiyetoro and co. Those places you can still get rent of 150k for 3 bedroom. But e farz you gats wake up early like leave home like 4am to 5am to get to where you are working in Lagos.

Philomath1212:
In all fairness and objectivity..
Lagos of Egbeda, Alimosho, Ipaja, Agege, Dopemu, Cement, Ojodu and the likes; you will need a minimum of 500k of family net monthly income to be comfortable...
Lagos of Yaba, Gbagada, Ikeja, omole, Ajah and the likes, you will need minimum of 800k...
Lagos of VI, Oniru, Lekki, Ikeja GRA, Magodo and the likes; you will a minimum of 1.5M...
Lagos of Ikoyi, Banana Island and the likes, you will need a minimum of 10M...

So Lagos is relative...

That is a fact!

My advice is to find out the cost of rent, schooling for children in whatever area you are targeting and see if your power reach am fess.

this one go swallow lalastica in one gulp o

We dont write codes like this again this days, when you are talking of MVC, please go to cakephp, laravel and you wont even have to write something like session_start() ever again.
This whole code is procedural pattern, this is 2020, we write in OOP these days.

Just take a glance at this - https://laravel.com/docs/7.x/session - to give you an idea of what a little bit of OOP looks like, and what a self-respecting MVC system should be able to do.

This is a duplicate thread to - https://www.nairaland.com/5796210/34-new-coronavirus-cases-nigeria#88491981
Moderator, please help us deal with these duplicate CIVIKK threads, make people no go get multiple hypertension.

I dont really think the cases are increasing, i think they are just discovering the truth that has been there.

Just like now, let us say that we currently have for example 1,000 HIV positive people. And we now go and start testing people and discovered that we actually have 10,000. It does not mean that e just increase from 1000 to 10000 overnight now?

Waalahi!

Thirty-four new cases of #COVID19 have been reported as follows:

18 Lagos
12 in Kano
2 in Katsina
1 in Delta
1 in Niger

As at 11:20 pm 15th April there are 407 confirmed cases of #COVID19 reported in Nigeria. 128 have been discharged with 12 deaths

Best decision

akdjr:
So Noah carry this one too enter the ark?

mehn, and e no finish off all the other animals?

Wait, this one can survive inside the water, so e no need to enter the ARK!