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where-is-the-id.iot-of-an-op? I hope he has gone to church so that they can pray for him to receive sense sha?

All this madness go end some day, I dont pray for this to happen to anyone, but walahi, if e happen ehn, I will make sure I laugh for like 12 hours non-stop before remembering to feel sorry for the f.u.cked-up-motherfvucker.
Everything changed when I saw the fu.cker raping that sex-doll on youtube. It is over!

If we investigate this op properly, we will find out he is a jobless fellow. And most like an omo-ale-jatti-jatti too (sorry, cant translate that).

Do you think the doll can withstand the impact that those thick orobo ghanian babes can take?

As a man once anything other than piss come out of that something inside another something, virginity don lost be that o.

toms55:
[s][/s]Tantrums

And after 3 pages one would have thought you would have received sense by now? but no way. Just think about it, no one has clapped for you yet - all you get are more and more reasons why should stop being a SCALLYWAG, but you wont accept the bitter truth.

NeeKlaus:
Oga, shut up fes. Just calm down and think about your life.

You had the time to create a thread over another person going about his daily hustle (if that's true sef). Where's the maturity in that??

You've been ranting for three pages now and you still don't get the memo?! We don't believe this your tale and even if we do, we don't care. This is an online world. We have no fücks to waste over another person's life.

Now go back and continue thinking about your life.

This is just the message we have been trying relentlessly to pass into the thick skull of this skallywag-of-a-poster. But he is just too stubborn to accept the bitter truth - he thinks he is intelligent and should be praised for creating such a thread (if only he can see how wise he truly is).

Yes o, i will like to order my Aba-made-ekaite!

does it have PUBIC HAIRS?

Chai, all the insults this OP don chop is too much sha o. If na me be OP, I go just run away from this thread. a very nincompoop scallywag for that matter.
Twice you have been asked your age because you are posting like a pre-teen truth be told.

If I was you, and you saw another nigga, you should have just greeted and be like - what's up my nigga? shake hands and dust it.
So even if your yeyelicious story is truth, you are still a scallywag (a mischievous one at that), and I will also add juvenile delinquincy to your charges (though i dont know your age, but by your post you must be juvenile).

@toms55, I accept all your allegations (let us assume they are true), it does not change the fact that you are a SCALLYWAG of a person.
How many people have praised you on this thread? You are not just a scallywag but also a lonely and sex-starved one. You need to buy yourself a sex doll and get a life too.

1 day is enough, when my girlfriend travels to visit her mother will be the best time.

An idea occurs to me, this OP ehn, I think he is trying to make this thread grow viral so that he can become popular too. If me I see airforce1, i will take his autograph, do a DP and share it on my facebook sef, and kill e-chicken on nairaland.

This OP is a SCALLYWAG abeg.

Best solution, let nairaland guys get a picture of the girl and order 2 sex dolls in her likeliness, that should be enough for the nigga.

victorakpabome:
Seriously. The whole post is not necessary. If he has a personal beef with the dude there are other ways of settling scores.

Hahahaha, it is obvious the sil.ly dude hates airforce1, maybe it is because of the later's popularity. Typical bad-belle somebody trying to run-down another brother.

If you have a sex doll or even a hard-working real-live one, you wont have time to be making this type of post.

Airforce1 is probably somewhere enjoying himself, you are here RANTING RELENTLESSLY, see your life outside?

I am sure you thought by making this type of post, that people will come and start hailing you. But no, they are not taking it, and I can even tell you categorically that you are breaking the rules of this forum (you accused someone of not writing proper english, you that can read/write have you read the rules of this forum)?

You deserve a permanent ban for this thread of yours - as it can incite violence.

It is possible that you are literate, but no, you are too slow (or re.tarded) to even have sense, I hereby rest my case.

E be like say afonja don do you strong thing abi? Thank God my Afonja boys no hammer you for that computer village wey you go sef.

Some people are borrowing people's wives and girlfriends without even asking them, what is big deal in borrow SD?

@OP, you are an unserious fellow, go and receive sense. You are not even behaving like a real man truth be told, by the way, how old are you sef?

You no put Ikeja under-bridge and computer village for ikeja?

Na wa o

This is a great idea, where are the rest of the vaseline team? Babes, please stay out of this thread.

BluntBoy:
In trying to do the right thing, you ended up being worse than the wife beater.

Should it ever go to court, the man may come away on a one count charge.

But you, your charges will include kidnapping and assault and even attempted murder. And what if while beating him, he dies. That is murder.

My point is, never take the law into your hands. Taking the law into your hands will make you guilty, no matter how good your intentions could be.

Next time, report domestic violence, instead of joining hands to commit violence too.

In conclusion, you are no better than the man. You are a violent person. You, your friend, and the husband and his wife need counselling.

This is exactly what I am saying, the wife-beater has commited a crime, but the anti-wife beater squad have committed greater crimes in trying to solve the problem.
There is due process for everything, whether you are a force man, lawyer, brigadier or whatever, remember, there is no one greater than the law of the land.
The thing is, remember that with all the beating e.t.c you are doing, the wife-beating-motherfvcker's wife is being made a ridicule. You think the wife is happy that the father of her unborn child is being treated that way? In cell e.t.c very soon the child will be born and will be labelled all sort of things - and you guys have already broken apart an already shaking home.

oodua1stson:
Anyway sha, if you had done that to me I would end each and every one of you.




I'll never rest until I see you all deep under the ground

Hian, this one wicked pass me o. And me i bin think say I even wicked ni sha.

pcguru1:
I feel you guys jare, nice one women beater need to be beaten.

One sex doll for you

Hoi, my friend from before before (you do remember one programming troll that use to stress the living daylight out of seun osewa right? your database search should only return one match)

Even if you have brigadier general and san for your family, that does not make you or anyone above the law. If you deal with someone that knows the law (and has some backup) and you try this beating sh*i*t, you will get your ass handed over to you.

Inasmuch as I don't support wife beating, I believe it is quite wrong to go to another man's house, kidnap him (in the name of defending the wife), bundle him to an unknown situation, violate his human rights by assaulting him mercilessly (remove his teeth and whatever), and come over here to brag like this (savagery).

Let me get serious, as far as I am concerned, it is not justifiable for any man to beat his wife. If a man beats my sister and I get him, it wont be funny.
Rather than beat the woman, if you cannot bear the woman again, end the marriage and go buy yourself a sex doll or pretty much anything you like - but beating - NO.

Ahh, no pictures so i dont believe it ever happened! If I be the man, when I reach house, all that beating - I will collect am from the pregnant babe x 10.

Hahaha, funny