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dudebuck:
PHP is not dead but that is where it is going. I only use bootstrap for layout and responsiveness when my flexbox skills are not adequate, and it is rare

Wait for it to die first now, abi na you wan kill am ni?

This is the mistake that a lot of developers make. I see many people stop coding PHP, and go to NODE.JS because it is more powerful.
And when PHP jobs come, they fumble and wumble. Learn whichever one you like.

So when you see threads like php is dead, jquery is dead e.t.c I dont bother myself with stuffs like that.

I care to earn $$$, and PHP/jQuery/Bootstrap does it for me. I dont care about which language is stronger.

Some people will tell you that martial arts is useless because there are guns. Can you use guns everytime? No.

I broke my oath of silence. Yes it is relevant, bootstrap uses jQuery.

Where is NCAN CHAIRMAN?

soberdrunk:
Abeg what does a sick person need vaseline for in a hospital?

Why izzit that of all the things zere, na vaseline you see? If it is a man, I can quickly tell you what the vaseline is for. But for a woman, we need to search that place well for a cucumber (or Love Machine) before I answer zat question.

odiegwu

Odiegwu o, this is really shocking.

In spanish, TONTO means F.O.O.L

What i am interested in seeing is how she enters the tiny bum.

oga o

yuzedo:
I knows dis guys. He have house in Banana Ice land. His my former nebor cousin. A very bad boys, he stole my duck!

If you have said your COCK, I might have believed you, but a RUBBER DUCKY? Na!

Tending:
I Will CONTINUE TO INSULT SEUN AND THE MODERATORS IF NOTHING IS DONE ABOUT THIS GUY.

HIGHEST THAT WILL HAPPEN. REMOVE ME

FOOOOOOOLS

Wait, do you mean to say that seun is a FOOOOOOOLS ? buuuuuut he get moderators now, who should be working hard to keep things in order, na the mods be FOOOOOOOLS jor.

Shey dem no dey collect money ni?

Originalsly:
That nurse is an embarrassment to registered nurses... an embarrassment to the profession. Regardless of the rotten English (it must be she did her exams in another language).... in such situations a nurse should be rendering some kind of emergency assistance... loosening his clothes... keeping his head stable... something... but instead she stood watching for 45 minutes doing absolutely nothing because she did not have the right tools.... really?... nurse/tools?... and have the gall to post this on social media?...praising herself? Oh well.... I see people are proud of her....but yet we wonder why in the hospital they are generally inhumane.

I was very shocked too at the tools she was saying. This one might be an auxillary nurse o. Because it is very clear she has NEVER been in an emergency and has no idea of what to do.

Probably she wanted to put up an IV line straight and start pumping water, or maybe she wants to defibrillate the heart of the poor dude.

BUSHHUNTER:
You sure say na Nigeria nurse?

cos they r naturally weeKEND!

mora fvcker!

AFFFFFOOOOOOONNNNNNNN. . . . . .WAIT. . . . .I should not be shouting this o.

Samakus:
On behalf of my fellow Samuels all over the world, we formally excommunicate the paedophile who erroneously bear the same name with us and banish the he-goat to the West.

Signed... Chairman, Samuels Association Worldwide ( S.A.W)

We the Afonjas of the West reject this he-goat as he is an aberration to our kind, and we therefore banish his to the North.

Signed... Chairman, Afonja Association S/W Branch

lawd have mercy, see wetin this afonja man don cause now?

Olalekank:
He has not posted anything in the programming section in 6 months

phew

^^^^that is a what i believe is called "a burn". Where the heck is seun?

I dont think Seun visits this section.

it would appear so.

Many have said similar stuffs to this, seun will never listen.

that is just too bad

Here is the final awards:

https://www.nairaland.com/5025215/nairaland-programming-competition-2018-awards

Jaddo19:
Mr Seun I Think Dhtml18 Is D Best Man For D job

mr seun will never gree for that one o

asalimpo:
it's 2019 and things have gotten worse. Nairaland programmng section is a garbage dump

Haba? is it that bad ni? i have not been much around again sef.

I guess you are right sha, apologies to everyone and congrats to the winners once again.

Has the board been fixed or is it still the same way? I have hardly posted this year sef.

I must have been mistaken then, i thought you came to fight, but apparently not. Apologies then, i was busy with work and election stuffs until dhtml resurrected and we are back here again.

I hope all of you guys have got your PVC sha?

@modestbrowser, you have come here to fight, but you are not aware of facts.
Most of the submissions came in early january. So it is just over a month ago.
Throughout the month of january, dhtml was very ill and thank God he did not die.

Now, when you people did not see the organizers, you did not care to find out what could be wrong, and started making silly threads all over the place and useless people like asalimpo, yourself and others talking through the back of their mouths.

Now, for the record (and dhtml has agreed to this), these set of winners will receive their reward, however, further competition will take place on afrikoders.

Last bullet, I am not accountable to any of you save those that actually participated in the competition. So modestbrowser, asalimpo, and all other bad-belle people, get off my back. I know you are not happy that I have come to announce the winners. But the winners are happy, and the organizers are happy, that is what matter (your opinions do not count at all, rave and bleat all you like)

Congratulations once again to the victors and shame to all the bad-belle people. As for those that fell by the way-side, well, i wish you all good luck. Many are called but few are chosen - that is what the wise people told us.