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Shetima.i read u say the maiduguri is nw d most peaceful and safest place in nig? watch ur bak.they may stil bomb d meeting vanue.okoto wee karizie

29th MAY CALAMITY' very sorrowful movie.u wil ever cry after watcing.it marks d begining of the sorow of a joyful nation.the day a kill joy cal Buhari was sworn in.AND JOY LEFT NIGERIA

OP.i think u mised somtin.young maried ladies ar in a diferent world while mother inlaws ar in their own diferent world.the problem is usualy the two parties ar strange to each other world.and none wil acept .this person is an old skul and see d world as best in her old way while the other is in d new sckul and se d world frm there.the tendency to make another acept things in the own way is d major cause of problem.The society is fast advancing and usualy.mother inlaws in africa dnt move along.the major problem my mother had wit ma wife is she always put on trousers and fries egusi b4 making soup.and ma wif cant eat egusi if nt fried.i sugest d best way is dnt live wit her.but visit ceremonial.always sent her needs.then u wil be lovd

ettybaba:
Okare omoluabi.
While some are doing us proud others are tanishing our image smuggling drugs.

And u tink he can fight witout that drug?

Darling.darling.Ebido Onato.

So if we lost #30 and get #10 in a day.u cal this gain?ask any igbo bizman nearest to u.he wil tel u dat -40+10 is stil negative

arosunshine:
wow are u from akwu-ukwu ?

Which part, akama, umuibu, ekele ?

AKAMA.Obi family after akuruoulo house.ar u frm dia?

mike404:
SHE MARRIED HER ANCESTOR RIGHT ANYWAY CONGRATS TO HER

.Sory bro mike.shld we say CONGRATS to her or SHAME to her

You only easily sea a young beutiful face.but truely i say unto you.BEHIND THIS BEUTIFUL FACE IS A BITER HEART.'yes.if a 20s married to a 70s and tels u she is proud and hapy.then she may av com frm another planet.there is limit to wat mney can giv

Lucasinho:
African ojuju

Thats ma boy

Yes.it did.bt why ar we deceiving ourselves?it started yesd.yes.when i went to pik my child at demonstration prim schl.Akwukwu.idemilisouth.i saw him holding Okpa;seiled in a local plantain leave.and very smal.abt 20naira wort.and today.was moimoi.in plantain leaf as wel.and very smal.so i see am

Lucasinho:
when last did u read the bible?

Did my name sound Biblical to you?

Lucasinho:
U are a confused lamebrain

Is there any other thing u undstand frm ur bible excepting 'SUFFER NT D WITCH TO LIVE?u ar d witch when u lie.u ar d witch when u steal.u ar d witch when u bear false witnes.u ar d witch when u refuse to help d needy.share ur remnant food.u ar d witch when u see me naked and do notin.see me hungry and die nting.was in prison u didnt visit.the witch arnt only this man u claimed died in sin.u may be ONE

Lucasinho:
will U keep Shut! For the Holy Bible said...Suffer not a Witch/Wizard 2 live...Exodus 22:18

Dnt be stupid.same bible askd u'HW MANY TIME WIL MY BRODA OFEND ME B4 I STOP 4GIVING HIM.:-)?and we concludf at 70*7.He askd u to pray 4 ur enemies to repent nt to die.ok

PrettyCrystal:
A drunk-in-love Nigerian couple, Ibiso and Olaniyi are trending online after deciding to take their pre-wedding shoot to a whole new level by imitating president Barack Obama and his lovely wife Michelle -ahead of their wedding . See some of their pre-wedding photos below;

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/12/nigerian-couple-imitate-barack-obama.html

I dnt undstand d trend cald pre wedding photo reigning mostly among d yoruba tribe today.

Pls did u say d man died in d market or on his way to d market.well.yes he died an evil pagan acording to u.bt u the righteuse man who stand and watch ur felow man die helplesly.was that wat ur Bible tells you?i think not.therefore.u ar as evil as the dead man

humilitypays:
You that is gone to schooling, what is you speaking? I too much know are kill people

Oboyeee.i don die finish.wetin!!!Soryooo.i no quote again.ur gramar no be here.SHUN SIR!!

Corrinthians:
I pray folks dont give you the attention you are desperate for.

.Dnt mind that fool.hate him

dedons:
How many AFONJAs are qualified enough to get the TITLE




Yorrobber people and mouth are like 5 and 6.

.Ibu ezigbo idiot.peple lik u who just joined this forum yestday av made here to loose her fun.wat brought yoruba.ibo.hausa to this now.most of u fake ibos who ar just market aprentice ar insultng my respected ibo tribe.stop dis rubish.u and ur yoruba felow amateurs

humilitypays:
‎Famous is are very goods thing

.Oboyeee.this one dey.so?FAME not FAMOUS.go school u no gree

Then wat else did u wnt nig to do 4 him.he was contracted to do d work and av been payed.he av been given national award and honour of MON.He is on gvt payrol.if we start counting peple who contributd reasonably 4 d nation.his name goes to d botom cos he is jst a contractor.was it spirits dat wrote d anthem?coat of arm?map?etc.hw av we setld war veterans?sportmen like dick tiger.powermike.yekini.peterrufai.etc why always this flagman and his children bodering us

Yes.thats d trick.frighten them wit impending hardtime.direct them to draw near to God by coming to church so as to av more tithe.peple like dis av made xtianity uninteresting

PAKISTAN? Can anything good come out of egypt.?

GEJ.av the worse kinsmen in history of nig president.ma papa told me these peple ar saboteurs.and nw.i saw wat he meant.the east did all to save these man.bt his kinsmen who ar his aides al av failed him.the worst friend u can av is a niger deltan.they ar less reliable than yorubas

broseme:
According to a Nigerian soldier Nonso,he was on his way to Maiduguri when Young Shall Grow vehicle he boarded caught fire and burnt into ashes.He managed to survive after jumping out of the car through the window of the car.Below is what he wrote....

'Thank God for saving me.young shall grow vehicle I boarded to Maiduguri got caught up with fire and burnt into ashes .I had to jump from the window to a safe place. Thank God nobody died.#GodoverEverything'.

Thank God for his life


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/12/young-shall-grow-vehicle-to-maiduguri.html

.Thank God 4 ur lif and that of other civilians who also jumped 2ru d wimdow.wat is young shal grow goin to do in wartorn maiduguri.?as for u my soldier broda.may Chukwu okike protect and shield al u frm any harm

though we ar in a mysterious spiritual world.yes u ve given us ur canal opinion.bt wait a minute broda.go a bit deeper spiritual0.ask urself WHY U AMONG MILLIONS OF CUSTOMERS of this bank receive this UGLY BIBLICAL BEASTY NUMBER?wat ar u realy into.?nairaland fun and jokes apart.GO FOR SORBER REFFLECTION.it isnt worth celebratng

sultaan:
Give a hand of applause to the mechanic

No bros.the last ellectrician dat workd on it.