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Oh dear.so sory.wat a life. How i wish God wil av time to listen to such story d day u breath last.and it wil be very SOON

TheHeadBoy:
Certified clown Biafra over to you

Heee !Bros.u cal him clown?they way i am seing things in nig.soon.ur yoruba tribe wil nt only cary cofin on a car.but on you head,u may soon cal for solidarity.but it wnt com again.u av wrongd many

grossintel:
Shut the hell up!!! Sounding like an educated carcass. Have you ever heard the word survival instincts? The op can drive that car even if his blind at such condition. Uneducated animal.

You said i was sounding like an EDUCATED CARCASS.and at the end u said i am an UNEDUCATED ANIMAL.let analyse this character.a carcas is a dead animal.one cant be d two at once.also it is eighther i am EDUCATED.As in above or fuckingly UNEDUCATED,It is either i am a carcas or an animal.Nw i hereby put it to u dat thou art a lier.and hereby pronounce u quilty as charged.ur sentence hereby goes u ar same as confused as the OP.case adjourned till death of APC.Coouurrtt!!!

'I scampered like a terified rat climbing al obstacles' then u stil noticd d policeman bending down moumuring he av kild sombdy.u stil saw his coleague siting on d pasanger side.and u ar terified runing 4 ur life.Also.why nt giv d particular place this hapend?if u were able to read RRS.U cld as wel wel be able to get dia name.and unit code.this story isnt making sense

Smel lies.if u were shot at close range by police.u wil neva eva write dis story.also.afta shotin u at close range.u were terified and stil av mind to drive? and as u were driving.a boy on a bike kept folowing u askng u if u ar hurt.showing u d blood on ur shoulder.yet he was a mere boy riding a bike and u ar driving a car runing 4 ur life,at wat speed bros? bc police de yeye.u tink u can cook any story against dem? my guy go sit down

As they set d truck on fire.the man woke up and ran home and it solvd the problem? Abi?

When a nigeria police man becomes a solicitor.what an advocate he wil wake.

I believ that witout religious difference.d best friend to an igbo man is the hausa man.you need to see this two do transaction togeda.so mutual.both av spirit of husle 4 survival.but unfortunately.an igbo man is a religion fanatic ready to die for christianity while an hausaman is a fanatic ready to die for islam.Unfortunately to them.the yoruba man who is always siting on d fence.av utilised this as an opourtunity

This why we av a retard.an iliterate holdng us to ramsom as president cos we av too many clowns in d nation

GudluckIBB:
This Buhari has the charisma of a president, but I don't know why he has not been able to make Nigerians smile.


Its sad!

.Seems u heard d word .CHARISMA,today frm somone and decided to use it witout finding out d real meaning?when nest u heard somone use a word u dnt knw d meanin.try to ask before using it .ok.thats my boy.lov u

investnow2013:
Over 15million worth Casket?

AND THE BIBLE SAID IT IS #15MILLION WORTH OF VANITY.dear nairalander.dnt make this mistake nomata hw rich u may be tomorow.ok?

mayorchelsea:
As much as we must eschew tribalism and bigotry, we also need to be fair and balanced in condemning the two vices.How dare you talk to that guy like that yet refused to condemn that fellow who said people from a region look malnourished.When the tribal comments are against your people,you take it personal but when made by others from your region, it's fine and you laugh over it.

Nairaland shld restrict signing in through E-mail only.this idear of signin in 2ru watsap.phone nos etc giv room to underdogs and kids flooding here to make tribal war.

donphilopus:
Is President Mohammadu Buhari there as alleged How about Donald Trump Bele dey pain me ooo...



I dunno the kinda cannabis they take in that area though..!

Must u always make insulting childish tribal coment!?kids lik u scares peple off nairaland.that casket alone can pay 4 all dat ur father av labourd for on earth.i ve been monitoring ur coments since few mnths ago u joind dis forunm.its always offensiv.wonda hw u were traind

HOPE U KNW HW A 2YR OLD KID LOOK LIKE?D ERECT DICK OF 40YR OLD MAN WIL ONLY NAIL A 2YR OLD TO D GROUND.DNT BELIV DIS

[quote author=midehi2 post=51092790]learn not to quote long epistle, just type whatever you want to write, haba![/quote Help me tel am.cant even do well in nairaland but do very wel in quoting long post just to insult a man who av achieved wat is demanded of a man to achiev.which eva way he did it.u arnt qualified to be his driver.Allah

victorvezx:
FFK is the most stupid and delusional man ever

U Quoted d whole post just to cal FFK stupid?ask urself dis sincere question.AM I WORTHY TO CALL THIS MAN STUPID? WHAT AND WHO AM I? IF I AM ARESTED OR DIE TODAY,WIL NIGERIA KNOW?

I bet u.by this time nest yr.we here shal be discusing a diff story abt d marriage.and the topic shal be' HOW THEY DIVORCED

OuchLimco:
For washing car.

.No naaw.Ejiya ara otu na awka

Very good.will certainly sell well in UNIZIK female hostel awka.heard d gals there ar running shot of cucumber.ask LADY F.think she is aware

Every time i read this kind of news on d dailies.i looked at my 3yr old daughter who is stil almost nt free frm wearing pampers.and i askd my self.WHICH OPENING CAN ACOMODATE THE ERRECT DICK OF A MATURE MAN HERE?ar we realy sure this is naturaly posible? 4 me,i am i doubt.bt i dnt pray 4 it

In early eighties when i was in primary school.we use to av a superman called 'POWER UTI' from kwale delta state who visits al pri\sec schools perfoming.he can lift a volswagen beetle wit his teeth.alows cars to run atop him.etc.may be dead nw.i dnt knw

Trash.and when was ISSAKA out? just 11yrs ago.a 7yr old then is 18yrs nw.and u want him to run to the altar?cos he is old ? u ar wrong

Ovokoo:
Is he related to our own Dasuki?

And who ar the 'OUR' believ u and ur parents alone? dnt knw why peple ar this gulible

Just a minute pls a woman was duped over #200.000 by a fake to deliver her frm ABJECT POVERTY?wat is d minimum cash for a poor man?200000k and u think u ar poor.THAT WOMAN SHLD BE ARESTED AND CHARGED FOR ADVANCED IMBECILITY NOT D MAN

Was it constructed IN arochukwu forest or constructed THROUGH arochukwu forest!?

MISTAICEY02288:
You mean Gembu in Taraba state

YES.THE COLDEST.MOST BEAUTIFUL.PEACEFUL AND HIGHEST POINT IN NIGERIA.LOV GEMBU

seunmsg:
Ipobs already salivating over a purported alliance that is yet to materialise.

You hate the north, you hate Islam, you hate Buhari, you hate APC, you want to leave Nigeria blablabla. Yet, you all are salivating over a news that may turn out as untrue. If the so called alliance doesn't work out, you will all come here and cry again.

What happened to your unalloyed support for PDP? Really, ipobs are just a bunch of shameless noisemakers who falls for everything and stand for absolutely nothing. Now I know why nobody takes you guys serious. Just a hint of a possible alliance with the so much hated Buhari and you are all ready to dump everything you have stood for in the last two years just to lick Buhari's ass. Shame!

No.they arnt just hapy cos of d news.bt knw it today that SS & SE today.se yorubas as traitors that kild d age long southern brotherhood.and also remember dat d north see al south as infidel.but .they yorubas forgot these

Saw this coming.SW started this mess.and nw.the north wnt to push SE into a retaliatory politics to get wat they want.and they may succed cos this av been a chance d SE av been lookng for.and the now strong brotherhood bw the SE & SS wil be an added advantage.SS av nw learn they need their big brother SE,and the two ar nw ever united.time 4 yoruba nation to av a real close door and rush for closer alliance wit their other southern region to corect d damage d did in 2015 and save d whole south.these northerners a realy wise.they knw d ss and SE arnt hapy wit d sw.and its d right time to strike

LoveJesus87:
wow. Gembu in Taraba?

YES.MANDAGA AFTER NGOROJE TO BE ACTUAL.U KNW THERE

U ar in Nigeria and talking of hell fire.which other hellfire pass here? YOU AR IN HELL ALREADY.any hell after here na somalia.