₦airaland Forum

sultaan:
Give a hand of applause to the mechanic

No bros.the last ellectrician dat workd on it.

I witnesd this.it hapend today by 8am at mgbuka 1st gate before city biscuit Onitsha-oweri road.they were 3 of them armed on 2 bike.snatch a bag frm a woman at gun point.abt to move.guy gave a chance.one escaped and 2 turnd to ashes.TODAY IS A GOOD DAY

lekibraky:
Brother maybe u are mistaking me with another person I have been married for three and half years with a kid

Ahhh! na you.i think say na Aghogho for effurun junction,ok.na u.so u don marry giv belle join .?hw arear? notin do u.na joke

lekibraky:
The plan has been suspended for now my wife works with Etisalat and they have been told it's no longer starting tomorrow after training them to manage abuse they will be receiving from tomorrow

.Which wife? go si don jare.when u marry? na lie u neva marry anytin.just de form mariedman de go.U be bachelor die my friend.i knw u wel

Una don dey make noise now.if they increase am again.no go cry meet national assembly

madridguy:
Give me jersey No 5, I stand with Zombie united

.Dnt blame u.if nt wailers united.u wldnt av aforded the datd to insult them

Oizarammy:
Maheeda's daughter, Divine is undoubtedly a beautiful young girl, and her mum couldn't help but gush about her this morning. She shared her picture and wrote:

"When your mum called you Divine and you are Divine indeed... my daughter's beauty is something else Jesus help me protect her"



https://www.instagram.com/p/BNYnkrUhw_C/

.She remains a Bastard daughter to a Basterd LovePeddler.she av no quality

Ask4diva:
During my camp days, I went for mass nd the father was like only the people dat were in front for their tithe offering should God bless.. And I was like what kind of prayer is dat?

.Stop dat lie.if Mass & Father is mentiond.then u mean catholic. if u mean catholics.then u ar a lier cos.catholics dnt pay TITHE.OK?

broseme:
According to controversial journalist Kemi Olunloyo,Speaker Dogara, Maje, CBN Governor Emefiele and his staff, EFCC boss Magu and his cohorts and DSS top the list of Nigerians who will make hell.

I don laugh faint here!E be like say e get wetin she dey see wey our eyes no dey see.


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/11/kemi-olunloyo-magu-top-list-of.html

Hope pastor Adebayo name isnt there?

MyGeneration:
Only a united south can give the Niger delta resource control.
Only a united south can give Lagos special status.
Only a united south can create an extra state in the east.
Only a united south can bridge d gap between federal roads in the north and d south.
Only a united south can check mate the north's excesses.

.Is the yorubas aware of this ur theory?they ar a major course and obstacle to ur united south

missKiffy:
If you want to win any election, pay Femi Fani Kayode not to support you - Jimoh Ibrahim

https://mobile.twitter.com/JimohIbrahimOFR/status/802774649071276032

.So on point pigy!thats d situation nig av found themselves since 1999.yes.pigy.falsehood nw sells beter than truth.in d kind of nig democracy.d peple av no say again

yemmybx:
Chief Femi Fani-Kayode has replied Jimoh Ibrahim in a tweet on his handle.

The tweet read thus:

"The biggest Judas in Nigerian politics today is Jimoh Ibrahim. He sold his party for money. He lives like Judas and he will end like Judas."



https://mobile.twitter.com/realFFK/status/802830825284734976

.They always falsely acuse our igbo brothers as lovers of money.bt recent events since 2yrs nw av proved us wrong.we ar sory my hardworking envied igbo neighbours.Nig nw knw who realy loves mney.Oh my peple of west.d land of d great oba and onis.HOW ART THE MIGHTY FALLING.Wat is hapening to us these days!?

This S\Westerner talks much bt does notin.more an orator less a technocrat,sango cant produce electric.yes.bt at least she produces thunder that wil soon fire you who nig av givng 3main jobs.wit evrytin u need yet cant even produce lightning which sango produces at wil to burn failures like this westerner

adonbilivit:
lol! keep consoling yourself. FUTO has nothing on ABU. if you think otherwise, go get the same class of degree u obtained in owerri in Zaria.

.My friend.FUTO is an unconventional uni for engineering .ABU is a conventional uni.also FUTO is in d east which is educational priviledgd arear, ABU.is in d north educational lesspriveldgd area,in 1996.general cut of for engineering in futo was 250.while dat for ABU was 185.

49 bag 1st clas .oh my great schl.FUTO Owerri.who ar u to get 1st clas?frm 1996-2001.my set in FUTO.only 2peple gt 1st clas one IMB.one SMAT.can u pas ODE.Wat of Eng 101[ engine drawing.i am proud of ma school

sanadeyemi:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/11/ilorin-prison-riot-six-condemned-prisoners-die-fighting-meat/

.Such is life my dear.the 6 dead ar already comdemned to death by man.no more waitng for clemency.no more waitng for governor aproval to sign death warant.no more 6piece of meat.no more fear of dead.their case here is over.nw.they face d ultimate judge.the incoruptible one.where they need no pay any barister.they nw see a world afta dis world dat av notin 4 dem.but the main thing is .WIL THEY FIND FAVO FRM THE ULTIMATE JUDGE!? WIL THEIR PAIN END OR AR THEY GOING TO THE MOTHER OF AL PAINS .THE HEL FIRE?

HungerBAD:
God bless her marriage.

I am old.

It is official.

If this girl that I remembered as a child is getting married,and I am here still wearing Timberland boots and not thinking of marriage,then I need to think again.

Ishilove how we wan do this thing?Are you going to propose?or you want me to do it? December 31st Deadline.

One of us has to propose.

.My broda. na true talk oh.i am eyeing Lady F,sory Mod.i dnt wnt to be banned again.

todaynewsreview:
According to Facebook user, Bako Salihu, this woman with a fake ID was caught this morning with 3 kids all tied with bombs on their body entering Abuja at Nyanya-Mararraba check point she claimed to be an officer that her name is Maj Juliana Gumel.

More here: http://naijanewsheadlines..com.ng/2016/11/fake-army-officer-caught-with-3-kids.html

...

.Common,go on.devastate ur north.pass a bill in d north dominated upper chamber for rehabilitatn of north.budget billions of dollars for northeast rehab frm d oil mney frm south.and let d niger delta die in penury.if any piam.sent operation crocodie smile headed by one col halilu islam frm north.send ur north populated custom to seize in millions.bags of rice imported by southern biz men.and send all to ur IDPs scatered all over northern states.who go talk? after all BUHARI is urs.go on .use their southern top politicians and dump them.after all .they ar not united.Use ur Dss and cmtinue intimidating

Gee001:
Hello fellow Nairalanders, I'd love to know what you feel you can achieve or do if given an opportunity to be the president of Nigeria just for a day. What will u do? What are the things you'll wish to stop or introduce/encourage in the country. Remember, it's just for a day and you may not achieve all of your plans for the country, so just choose to do those things you feel the country needs and not wants. Over to you, let's know your plan(s) for Nigeria...

.Good question.giv me just 2hr.and i wil complete the Gideon Okar plan.Nigeria wil seize to be.i promise u that

Cos he said d truth?dnt worry.soon.there wil be a revolution.cald THE GREAT CLEANSING

Samtexjohn1:
A Nigeria lady explained how she fall victim of rubber Rice which China has been producing for at least four years now and it is still in the market.

She said the rice was cooked and left for few days but fail to decompose even after squeezing it with her hands, the rice will rather expand and remain dry. Also said the rice has no smell.

Watch Video by clicking below

https://www.instagram.com/p/BNNNvaMjITN/

http://www.aksmedias.com.ng/2016/11/rubber-rice-now-in-nigeria-meet-woman.html

.I beg to disagre.I think this is a propaganda by gvt to discourage d consumption of of imported rice.As a food Engr,i am yet to agree on d technology dat rice can be produce technicaly frm potato and plastic, even if true.the cost of d technology involved wil be far higher than the 25j which is d current cost of 50kg rice.

mrbillz:
Was sitting in the compound when I saw this creeping creature moving towards me. I quickly look for a look stick to smash it. As plumpy as its, it was very fast and tried attacking me. But I was too fast and smashed its head with the stick. My first attempt of killing a snake. Dunno where I gt the power from tonight o cos I fear snake pass lion . I think I would also taste snake meat for the first time . Pleas who can help
Me with name of this particular specie....

1.This is wat we cal Eke idemili.or ajuani.it is neva a violent nor poisonous snake.it only feed on rodents like rats and lizard.thats why it is always seem around homes pursuing rats.this is d type most african vilages revere and worship due to its gentle and non violent nature.it is cald dif names at dif places.

yinkakani:
And here is a guy that snapped himself after having an horrific accident saying "Accident is bae".

Ridiculous
What do you think guys?

.It wasnt a horrific accident otherwise.he wdnt av rememberd his phone eva exist

OH.thats my inlaw speaking.he is wining d fight.wetin? who be that? ogo umu biafra.nwannedi na mba 1 of biafra land.the only yoruba man after fayose dat proves yorubas arnt coward.The real grandson of Ojukwu.kwube okwu na umu biafra kwu gi n,azu,enwero ife nemegi. WHO BE THAT?

Northern politicians and road accident,pls OP.sombdy survivd an accident and u stil cal it hurible?

Yes,that reminds me.when Buhari's classmates visited him at d villa earlier this yr.when they were interview.one didnt knw d name of their school.two forgot d yr the graduated.

majid & okon.The two actors i hate most.majid so indescent and can easily go naked and make love on screen in d name of actng. Okon wit very dry and childish joke

If u look at these two criticaly.u wil knw they av notin upstairs.just overgrown babies

They said they ar fighting for kids.but i cant see a single kids in d whole picture.they ar celebratng in d villa while the kids they claim to be fightng 4 ar starving in d villages.i hate dis country wit pasion

Kind of thing always hapens in d vila when they want some new peple in the OTHER ROOM.that when u start seing Queen this and that includng all these cucumber queens going to d villa in d name of one useless organisation.Do not knw why all these queen things these days ar mostly ibos.the igbos shld re examine their culural values.when 90%of queens ar frm a particular peple.it is neva worth celebratng.a queen is more or less a LovePeddler

360metrosports:
Zahra Buhari who is an ACE Charity ambassador was pictured with other members of the charity organisation teaching school student how to make different soaps by adding lemon, coconut oil, vanilla, cinnamon. See photos below

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/11/photos-zahra-buhari-teaches-students.html

.ok.she nw makes soap? then her father needs it more cos,soap eliminate body odour.dnt forget to giv him spounge