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ekestic1976:
You don't DRINK Gari; you EAT it, just as you don't drink orange but eat it. OP may have to get the New Oxford English Course Nigeria Book 2 for more teaching!

lies. You don't eat oranges. You suck it

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coolitempa:
Says who? People have lived there for centuries without any problems I have been there with my guy many times. Issue is, who are these soldiers? Who sent them and where did they come from?

Go and ask them

Aadiana:
Small dick

promiscuous

lavylilly:
TO THE LADIES:

When you are ready to settle down, dont forget these...

1) Make sure you settle for a man who doesnt see paying your bride price as buying you...

2) Make sure you settle for a man who doesnt see marrying you as doing you a big favour...

3) Make sure you settle for a man who wouldn't use your monthly cramps and mood swings against you,, YES Some men are like that...

4) Make sure you settle for a man who knows you have right to your body sometimes,, who understands you have the right to say NO to sex when its not comfortable for you,, maybe due to weakness or whatever it might be,, and still respect you for that...

5) Make sure you settle for a man who would stick with you inspite of the odds,, who wouldn't compare you to a SWEET 16 after series of child birth (though most women try to work on themselves after child birth,, but truth be told,, you cant remain young forever)...

6) Make sure you settle for a man who would understand that there are just times you might feel too tired to fix the family meal,, and him helping you out wont be a taboo...

7) Make sure you settle for a man who would always allow you air your opinions, who understands you have d right to 'agree' or 'disagree' on a particular issue,, depending on what the case may be,, without always shutting you up before you are done airing your view...

Make sure you settle for a man who doesnt find it difficult saying 'SORRY',, someone who easily asks for forgiveness whenever he wrongs you,, not some kind of 'Autocratic' man,, who expects 'sorry' from you even when it's glaring he's wrong...

9) Make sure you settle for a man who understands that hitting a lady is a crime and shouldnt be done especially to his wife,, not some 'wife beaters' who raises their hands at the slightest provocation...

10) Make sure you settle for a man who loves everything about you,,who loves your soul not just the body,,and who enjoys your company always...

YOU CAN ADD YOURS TOO...

I COME IN PEACE✌

Then let them wait till Jesus Christ come. Or they should mold the man themselves

nerilove:
Na so e happen to me oo this early morning but is there any to make it work. Phone engineers should help ooo

backdate it, then reinstall

ItooWorWor:
Ok,
Mr. NPA Official

if you continue this way, you won't go far in life #Change#

ItooWorWor:
Mr worth. What is your JOB

NPA Official.

I'm sure he has other business. Nollywood isn't that Lucrative

ItooWorWor:
Both the lawyer and reno kpokere are jobless

Mr job. What is your WORTH?

datola:
This is a big sign for Iran to back down and open peace talks with world's biggest brother, USA.

Iran should not listen to Russia o

Oga go to Iranian site and paste your ADVICE

Openbusiness:
The US government already knew this because they had satellite cover over Iraq and Iran all throughout the period. They shot it down INTENTIONALLY, you have to be super naive to believe it was a mistake. They knew it was an Ukrainian airline, so the idiots thought, Oh it must he Westerners trying to flee Iran to avoid being stuck in the terrorist country before it develops to having a full blown crisis with America. These wicked terrorists were so stupid and full of wickedness they didn't even bother to check the flight manifest. They just shot it down thinking it was people from Western countries they were killing. See the picture below? Can you see the holes are pointing inside? Which proves it was an external force hit. If it was internal, the hole would be pointing outwards. That's a missile shrapnel tearing into plane during impact. That's why they rushed to the crash site to find the black box and they were hiding the black box to cover the truth. But unfortunately, America already had satellite evidence they fired the missiles that crashed the plane. And unfortunately for them 95% of the people on that plane were Iranians.

Mr know all! Well done. When did you become American spokesman? #Busybody#

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Have a friend who have been battling with rough palm for long now.

According to her, it happens like 8 years ago. She used to have a normal palm, until a particular day she helped someone to applied Relaxer without gloves. Ever since then, her palm started peeling and cracking causing her severe pains and pricks.
She taught it was just something that will go away in few days, but till date making 8 years she's been experiencing crack, hard and and peeling palm.
It get worse every harmattan seasons, there are days she can't eat she had to be fed by someone due to the pains.

she has applied all sort of treatment but they're not effective.

She said she has been to a clinic once but they couldn't specify what's wrong with her, they only gave her some drugs which ended up not being effective.

Please anyone with similar experience should please share whatever treatment they applied.

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PhenomenalAustin:
Good evening NL..

Please I have these rashes that won't go away even after medications... It usually occurs when I wear clothes hence, it's visible all over my body save for my palms, feet, head and neck...

I went for test but both the urine culture and VDRL test I underwent came out negative... I've used all medications and triple action creams but no improvement... Please help..

P.S. I'm not sexually active

Thanks.

Please help me out. Thank you.

We have the CREAM 100% active though, expensive

Richdad50:


A war scenario between US and Iran will play out like these in the battlefield but, do remembered that it will be remembered as the shortest and most brutal (on one side) conflict in recent history. The US will drag Iran just like a father beats up his neighbors son. Even Iran know they stand no chance whatsoever in the event of an open warfare. Let me clear that neither Russia or China will risk any confrontation whatsoever with US because of Iran. Never!

Iran's will first release their first grade missiles (mostly antic Russian missiles and a few SU300 missiles into Isreal and US bases. These missiles will 100% be intercepted by Patriots defense system and the most advanced missile defense system in the world known as the Aegis. With powerful ground base and air missile interceptors, the USA will be able to track, define, and eliminate the direction of the missiles minutes from launch.

Now, the USA will launch their precision (by far the most advanced in the world), laser guided cruise and ballistic (may not need intercontinental)missiles from different launch locations around the middle east. This will also include the ship frigates, submarines, and strike groups. They will hit Iran defense systems, military complexes, strategic posture and positions, energy, and power. Do know that the US have the Russian SU300 in their arsenal strictly for the purpose of testing.

After the heavy bombardment of military positions (not ground troops), the B-1, B-2, B-52 (Stealth bombers) F-35 (Fifth generation and the most advanced fighter jets in the world) will enter into the Iranian airspace. With their ability to be undetectable by radar, they will drop heavy payloads on more Iranian positions until the entire Iranian sky becomes dark with smoke. There will be no day but night for many days in Iran.

I just laugh when people talk about WWIII. Please from where? Iran! Lol. Iran is too little. The weight, power, and advancement of the US military technology far outweighs any its closest rival (Russia and China) by 10 years. The level of research and innovations from Lockheed Martin, Boeing, Northrop Gunman, Raytheon, General Dynamics, Boston Dynamics, etc makes them the most technologically advanced, advantageous military in the world.

Some replies are saying things like I am watching film...I laugh. You have no idea that most of the things you see in Hollywood are just a sample of the things the US military wants you to be aware of. There are so many destructive (within contained distance) devices at completion stage that US would very willing to try on Iran. It would be devastating and the news would send shockwaves all over the world.


Richdad

so, you know more than USA? Mumu you know American more than your self. You are just saying rubbish. You think American will give you paper. SORRY

Ferizu:
Cut the crap ode, calling my own governor foolish, smh for you sha cuz what do you know? Nothing morafoca

you are a fool. Does the Governor know someone like you exists? Eye service kee you

Chimgoziem217:
I no even understand how some Nigerians dey reason sometimes, so illegality and corruption should be tolerated and overlooked because it is Saraki?

Saraki should approach the court and prove his true ownership of the said property/land.

Go and sit down onside. But had it been he Saraki is still with APC this wouldn't have came out. Everyone can't be fooled

Softcash:
Why people usually side miscondut, corruption and misappropriation?

so, someone can just wake up one early morning and demolished your ancestors house under the guise of flimsy excuse without prove?

TUANKU:
Just photocopy the data page and you're good. The main thing is to identify you and your passport number covers that.
I did same when mine expired and UBA still accepted it.
Alternatively, go and open an account with Zenith bank they will do the national identity registration for you there on the spot, no need for your international passport.

Oga stop misinforming people. Its impossible

This foolish Governor will pay for this. He is out for Revenge. This is not Governance

Pidginwhisper:
Sorry bro, May God grant in his infinite mercy grant him eternal rest.

Thanks so much

The lose of my Brother

cindyspice:
Go check your decayed dick, the dogs are eating it right now. The infection your mother got from her wh.oring when she was pregnant for you has eaten all over your body. Can you imagine leaking pus from your dick? You are dead bro!
You better warn your sisters to stop sucking old wrinkled men's dick because most of them have deadly diseases.

AIDS has eaten all your rotten cunt. You will collapse and die before 2020

cindyspice:
You are already dead. Your corpse is decaying and Smelling.. :

mumu. You think I'm your type that have cunt that look like cancer? Smelling stinking person with slacked pussy. Bas.tard bitch

cindyspice:
How is the fever and muscle aches coming on?

It's the ebola o. I curse your mother for swallowing that cum all because of peanuts.
Just go and dig your grave. You are next.

the grave is calling you. You shall die soon. Ashewo bastard

cindyspice:
Your entire family will soon empty.
Everyone from your mother to the last child is dead.

Care to know what's killing y'all?

Ebola gotten from the semen your mother swallowed from Patrick Sawyer!


Now your entire lineage will be wiped out.

ojust like your miserable father and sisters died of AIDS, you shall soon join them. Walking death

cindyspice:
Your mum is already dead but her ghost can't stop wh.oring her corpse because while she was alive, it was the only thing that gave her so much joy.
Now all the dead bunnie's are drilling her rotting vagina.

While your sisters have already continued from where your momma stopped and fu.ccking all the neighborhood night guards for a sachet of pure water.

idiot. You are a walking corpse. Vultures will devour your HIV infected body. Daughter of a bitch. Your families will all die of AIDS. Ashewo Bastard

cindyspice:
In your own case your mother will have customers plenty sef. But they will all be dead stinky corpses.

Your mom did not see any customer again because everyone in the neighbourhood has fuc.ked her smelling pussy now no one wants her again because she is an HIV carrier

cindyspice:
Yes , for your mother.
She's got the itchy vaginal syndrome and she needs the Kobo!

you and your mother shall die of frustration because customers won't be coming again

[quote author=cindyspice post=85305214]Your mother is already filled with pus. She's actually dead inside from all the cum she swallowed that left diseases in her body. Just go and get her a casket because it's only a matter of time.

By the way, your sister's little daughter will be raped by your neighbor's dog today. Take note of that! [/quote.im not surprised that your mother have the most smelling cunt in the world. And that's where you inherited your infested pussy from. Gonorrhea carrier. Soon you will die miserable death

cindyspice:
Your repeated line is as lame as your mother's over slacked PU..ssy!

I'm sure you are at the hotel now searching for Customers. Cheap slut

cindyspice:
Your repeated line is as lame as your mother's over slacked PU..ssy!

you abs your harlot mother shall die miserable death. Madness shall reign in your home cursed Prostitute