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There's too much testosterone in here for me, gives me a headache, tone it down boys. I am bored of it. I think I'll post some poetry now

whoever wants it should bring it.

Rivers' election results annulled, Amaechi is now the Governor, Wow!

@ Zephyr


any rapper that wants to battle me, sans bolaji, can bring it. I am never scared.


Peace.

@ Wordsmith,

I will give you props for you final verse, very nice, I think I had you until then but you came back nice, congrats on the win.


@ Paddy Low

Seriously dude?

@ Wordsmith,

Why do you keep mentioning my gender?
what's your agenda?
You get no pussy,
is that the reason for your anger?
Battling you is a chore, a bore
but you keep begging for more
This negro hates women
because he gets no score
A gay, he keeps his knees on the floor
Loves getting spread on the bed
spread on the floor
with a third leg to his jaw
he's the kind of guy I deplore
spitting wack lines begging for applause
I told you before, you're no match for me
Ignore the jaw jaw
Yes, a magna cu[m] laude
But even if you perfect in a sport
you couldn't join the board
I'll let you play with verbs
I employ metaphors
No need for a four four
Lyrics sparks a simile war
words come easy to the fore
While you force punchlines
as a matter of course
You, a lyrical scholar
Who won't make the grade
trying to battle me with a blunt blade
So let me call his spade a spade
You have nothing for me,
your deliveries are time delayed
Find another hobby
Cos your rap skills won't pay.

@ Wordsmith, are you so worried that you had to post a second verse? let Zephyr judge the first contest, I'll accept the results. Ask one of your friends to read your first verse and then mine, they'll you the truth.

@ Zephyr, I trust you to do a fair job. You don't have to apologise, I am used to such lowly behaviour from cowards.

He himself is compromised as a so called freedom fighter. I think since the death of ken Saro Wiwa, none of the ND warriors has been true, they are all after lining their pockets.

@ Bolaji



Seriously dude, your rap was wack. Hardly made sense. But judging by the caliber of others who claim they are the God MC, I am not surprised.

I have two points to make.

1) If MEND blow up the TMB, that will be the beginning of the end of the country. OPC won't want to know the difference between the Igbos and the NDs, the slaughter will proceed on a monstrous scale. This will probably spread to other SW states, it'll be hell

2) Why don't MEND start by finding the Governors of their respective states and sit them down, ask them where the money is. They have received billions of dollars since the advent of this so called democracy, where is it? Instead of them doing that, they help these governors rig election and terrorize the locals. MEND cannot hold the rest of the country to ransom, they need to start at home.

@ Bolaji


Can you really call your self an MC?
your rap is there for all to see
you're braggart who dwells on fallacy
You have nothing on me,
Yes, I am a female
but I don't battle with duck tales
You trying to defeat me with fukk tales
But you got me confused
even with viagra, you got no use
A guy like you,
oughta keep your hands busy
use the vaseline to keep your palms greasy
That's the closest you ever get to pussy
Lyrical weapons of mass destruction?
More like weapons of distraction
You're wack, a rapping fake
Foolish nigger begging for a date
I could get irate but for God sake,
You're punching above your level
You hold no weight

@ Wordsmith


Let get this shit in perspective,
This foolish guy only raps in invective
But I'm about to pull his card like a detective,
Check this,
I gave you the license to take your best shot
Show me what for, whats hot, pop shots
I read that weak shit is that the best you got?
You're a gay negro and I found your weak spot
I don't even have to pick your locks,
Diss you back to front, leave your ass criss crossed
Jesus, this boy really wants me to go loco
But he's a starter, so that's a no no
We outclass him, out smart him
He'll be wearing the cynic's logo
Empty threats don't get me wet
Show me you can get me set
Spit a hot hot line I won't forget
But we can see you're not ready yet
So go take your seat, you little gay's pet.
We keep it simple
No need to employ silly metaphors to diss you
But we'll still disgrace you in front of your peoples
Here's a tissue, I'm suppose to be the emotional one
But negro you got some issues



Bolaji, you'll get yours after class.

priceless audio from the old times, it's interesting.

This is a good listen. Give it a whirl if you are interested.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/factual/pip/ml6sm/

I could nine months pregnant, about to go into labour and your wack ass still couldn't out rap me. Coming with the sexist shit aint gonna cut it either, just post your lil piece, if you sure you got the balls.

@ Saucekid


Get in line, there are two people ahead of you, but if you want it, bring it.

I'm sorry, saucekid has to be the worst so called MC on this site, bar none.

Bolaji, if you're ready, post your verse, let's get it on.

So, based on what u have read so far?

I'll depose the fake wordsmith
let the world appreciate a real rap bitch
what is this?
Raps as deadly as syphilis
Proffered wise words, they wouldn't listen
so I'll give myself permission
to administer a lyrical beating
I'm outta your reach,
Forget about defeating me
I know I'm nice, admit you're feeling me
A female mic smith who does it for no profit
string raps together cos I love it
How big would it be of me
If I let this bitch lose to a puppy?
Spit your best lines
Let's be judged by the public
See how they back away like you had the colic
heed the advice boy, stop performing



Just a taster,

LOl, @ these lil boys, shame I'm in class right now, I will see to you later.

Lol @ wordsmith, You're a try hard. Plain and simple. I know I am better than you, not being a braggadocio just telling you. You trying to school me about how to read? dude you can just about speak English, now enough of the pow wow, I am bored now.

@ Wordsmith, I know it makes you mad, that a mere female can rap better all you so called old timers. sorry dude, I don't need to use the word 'nigga' I don't need to rap about things I have not done. Shit, I can out rap whilst cooking, now chew on that.

None you guys can out rap me, I am not bragging, just going on the verses you all have posted. The only person I give half a chance is Somze and even he can only get me on a very bad day.


Peace.

Lol @ Dblock, you shook? Scared of getting you ass handed to you by a rookie.


All you lames hating on the so called newbies, impress me first, please.

Ps, check the pic, I am not one of your wannabe boys

You're trying too hard dude, relax. I don't know which school you went to, the word 'nigga' is the same as 'and'?, Your parents ought to demand a refund.

Dude read my above verse, if you are sure you want it, I am more than ready.

Peace.

Lol @ Dblock. If I took the word 'Niggaz' outta the lil piece you posted, it's would be saying nothing, nada, zilch, zero. I am not impressed.

@ Chuxy



This idiot want to battle the cynic?
My lyrics confound the critics
Who pay my rap session visits
what is this?
Immature guys trying to battle me with lies
bring your whole crew,
I'll make groupies out of all you
I induce lyrical highs with no crack supplies
This is just a tester boy
don't make me get big guns out
No, not the type that make you bleed
the type that'll make you hide out for weeks
plotting revenge, thinking of way to get at me
Trust me, you never met a wordsmith like this
No rehearsal, who can just one mic this
I ain't even into rap performing
but don't test me, take this as your warning



A little something, it's hard to be inspired by wackness lol.

Someone challenge me! I need some inspiration to drop some jewels.

God bless you, Wordsmith, you tell them!

I love tall muscular men. There's nothing sexier 6'1 - 6'4. yes please! I have not seen too many fine men on here though, So i do not know if any of the NL men would be to my taste, prove me wrong brothas, post up your picture and let me see.