₦airaland Forum

udezue:
You can love us but we still don't have to be in the same nation with you jare so carry your love dey waka. You say you love us? Well no be only you everybody loves us. Okay

I know many women who love American men now does that mean America should merge with all those nations? Nope.

That is rather inane, no?

Nigeria consists of over 140m people most of whom remain poor and marginalised. Because Obasanjo was the pres doesn't mean Yoruba people all got s monthly stipend from the federal govt. Goodluck being V.P. has done nothing for his people. You oughta concern yourself with how we'll get rid of these thieving liars we have as leaders,

Okay, Biafra will never happen, the sooner everyone realises this the better. I am tired of all the ethnocentric rancour this silly topic causes. Get used to it. I love all my Igbo peeps, especially the men, they are so sexy and strong.

Anyways, yeah, I love Naija, Let all hold hand and engage in menage et trois, lol.

But on a serious can we all just get along at best or at worse argue about relevant things?

I am not even trying to diss now but some Nigerians speak funny English,  Here is my little list of the things they say that I find annoying;

The word SEVERALLY[/B] instead of several

They say [b]PORSHOE as opposed to PURSUE

They leave out the word TO from sentences, E.g. 'Allow me pass'

I have got a whole more, just can't think of them all.

Lol, the thread starter is a clown! You do not need any advice to renounce your citizenship, just use the new passport that you have. I am naija for life, even I do not have a Naija passport, nothing will change that,

I love the symbolism of the first picture,

The Fulani were invaders into Ilorin, Most of the Yoruba who claim to be Fulani do so for political expediency, To be of the same religion does not equal being from the same ethnic group. Trust me, as soon as trouble starts, everyone will know where his father's compound is,

Lol, I swear 9ice and D'banj have won this, Tuface has also won it, Y 'all need to dead all that ethnocentric rubbish! One Naija.

Lol, you made my day!!!

A man walks into a bukkateria and says to the Mama put… Man: Abeg give me N20 rice, N10 plantain plus 2 kpomo and 2 yar'adua. Mama put: Oga abeg no vex, but which wan be yar'adua? Man: (laughs), u no know? na SNAIL now!

For anyone who wants to see Lagos and what it looks like go to; www.happylagosian..com

Is there really a quota system in the Nigerian national team? You know who this foolish quota benefits? The north,

Call it naivete or whatever but I am convinced that the Igbos and the Yorubas are natural allies,

I love M.J. She is the only one out of these Nollywood chics that keeps it real. To hear them all tell it, you would think they were all from royal families. But Mercy told the truth of her reality which people can identify with. I am a huge supporter of hers, she is humbled and she has real talent.

This thread has picture violation written all over it. How does one ask such a question and fails to provide samples for the audience to peruse?

Why are people hating on the chic? I am happy for her, though I am not fan of Oprah's but for a fellow Naija chic to be recognised makes me feel good.

Congratulations to Genevieve.

Igbanibo:
Kano, the most populous state in Nigeria

except if you are counting sheeps and goats, or all the peeps coming from Niger and Chad.

As soon I read that line, I knew this guy is a propagandist,

Congratulations. I wish you success and happiness in you new job,

Come to think of it, I know some Igbo people that speak Yoruba better than some Yoruba people but I am yet to meet a Yoruba person that can speak Igbo! I think that is something worth giving credit for, I would love to be able to speak;

Yoruba
Igbo
Hausa
Urhobo

That would make me a very happy bunny.

deolu2000:
@afrocynic.wot do u mean nd i hop u ar nt refering to me or my post as "nonsense"b'z if u do i wil hv no other choice but to reply dt comment.so clear the air on that word "nonsense"

Dude, how was someone supposed to read that gibberish you typed? you write like a prepubescent girl and that is the nonsense

presido1:
I don't think it is, i need more clerification from you b4 i can be able to make further contribution.

I can already see that engaging you further on this matter would prove to be rather futile. Get the clarification from someone who enjoys handing it out. Peace!

presido1:
which one is which pls?

If you do not know, this conversation between us is rather redundant then, is it not?

deolu2000:
i must say dt when i first saw diz topic i neva wanted reply but i wil be wrong to do so.Gov fashola has really surpass most ppl's xpcetatns b'z in his tym in office he has so far transform evry sector in lagos nd i doubt if anybody in lagos wil tel me dt he/she has nt felt fash's wind of change in your area one way or d other.Am nt a politician nd in fact i vow nt to vote in diz country but i pray dt may God bles al those dt voted 4 fash.it is easier to manage a growing state than to sustain an over populated nd fully industrialised mega city in d mode of lagos state so plz dnt compare any gov to fash plz.anyway am nt surprised b'z he took after ashiwaju bola tinubu who made d platform 4 fash to susceed.EKO O NI BAJE O[color=][/color]

Looks like Fashola can start by giving you a free education pass. This post ought to serve as a public warning to adults who insist on writing like text message obsessed teenage girls, Nonsense!

presido1:
^ Is prostitution not better than being gay or lesbo.?

One is a social ill, the other is not. Does that answer your question?

morpheus24:
^It doesn't offend me Missy poo. Nobody stops anyone from being together. You are talking about legalizing the practice.

Prostitution is not legal in most countries. It don't stop people from doing it. Does it.

You cannot equate prostitution and homosexuality. So, what if it legalised, would you please explain to me how that would affect you?

morpheus24:
^ Democracy does not meet equality. We are not ready to accept such a life style a society. Stop being brain wahsed by liberalism.

nex thing you know they'll have hugging trees and marrying animals and tell you have a right to that as well.

Why does it offend you for two consenting adults to be together, this in a country that sanctions marriages between prepubescent girls and middle aged men,

I think the upgrading of all inter-state roads and the financing of of a new rail way network that will link all major cities and towns in the country is a more pressing issue.

kosovo:
Democracy is a Government for everybody, and as such has no racial, tribal, ethnic, religious, political, or sexual boundaries.

One of the best things I have read on Nairaland thus far,

This guy is a an idiot! This issue deserves proper scrutiny but once you inject tribal issues into it, you trivialise it as best and you cause trouble at worse. It must be painful for ALL entertainers that their work is reaping no financial benefit but this guy is a real idiot,

banom:
Normaly an average Anambrarian believe more in using money and connections to have his way that brutes and weopons, we believe that Ego ji olu,
may be you have not noticed that an average Anambrarian is deeply religious and emotioanal.

Oga, abegi, religion has zilch to do with it, all that shouting Jesus is just eye service, if they were really religious, they would not steal money wey dem suppose use for de betterment of Anambra as a whole, so jus commot your eye from dat religion side. All I know is that Anambra politics is dirty but no more so than it is in other states.

KnowAll:
"Are you now saying that Anambra politicians do not know where to get assasins to do their Job? How lame.  "






1.  Anambra Politicians would have to hire a seasoned hired assassin to carryout the evil work. They can only get such men from  lagos. The reason why there is so much high profile killngs in other parts of the SW is because the SW states of Oyo, Ondo, Ogun, and Osun is easily assessable to lagos, in fact to all intent and purposes it is more or less a suburb of the Lagos Metropolitan area. A man lives Lagos early in the morning does a job and he is back in lagos by lunch time.

2. The Logistics of hiring an assassin from about 400 miles to Anambra would be a logistics nightmare for any would be hirer, where does he put up this wild, nefarious and uncontrollable human, does the contractor put him in his house, what of if he comes back and start blackmailing the hirer.

Laughter wan kill me die o . Are you trying to say that there are no contract killers in Anambra? I doubt this is true, maybe the politicians in the state are not interested in taking a fellow human's life for the sake of power?