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Sports › Re: Nigeria Name Final 21-squad For African Women Championship by Afrok(m): 3:13pm On Oct 03, 2014
Finally, the guys that had planned to buy Vaseline bcoz of Courtney Dike can use their money on something else wink and watch the ladies play without their hands inside their shorts during and after the match.

Nice list, just watch out coz these ladies (Falcons) will still molest their counterparts without using protection or dil*o undecided.
#Go Ladies (mummies) and do Nigeria proud#
God Bless Nigeria.
Sports › Re: Girard:enyeama Is A Top Class Goalkeeper. by Afrok(m): 3:03pm On Oct 03, 2014
We've always known Enyeama to be a top goalkeeper, but our defenders always failing our top goalkeepers since the time of Sir Lord Lugard undecided.
Business › Re: 7 Annoying People You Meet At The ATM by Afrok(m): 2:58pm On Oct 03, 2014
I agree with the op but those people no dey vex me reach the bank, imagine after standing on the queue for hour(s), it's finally my turn and i got to the Atm only to see " out of service" or better still i slot in my card but the response is " temporarily unable to dispense cash".

Worst of it all, my bank pays other bank users but did not pay me undecided.
Celebrities › Re: MTV Africa Releases List Of 20 Greatest Nigerian Songs Of All Time by Afrok(m): 2:46pm On Oct 03, 2014
Those songs actually came out in the last decade, so how can they be songs of all time? Na WA oooo... Anyway sha, all the songs created waves of different forms during their time.
Sports › Re: Comments By The New NFF President On Stephen Keshi by Afrok(m): 10:07pm On Oct 02, 2014
I don't like long talks, after all the long stories if U don't act by either sacking him or giving him another contract, then ur long talks na "bobo juice" waste. undecided
Sports › Re: Injury Gods Aren't Smiling At The 'RED Devils' by Afrok(m): 7:13pm On Oct 01, 2014
tuffgongjo: Gnabry$Sanogo won't be missed,Arteta a little bit,but Rambo,Theo$co will be sorely missed.
seconded...
Sports › Re: Injury Gods Aren't Smiling At The 'RED Devils' by Afrok(m): 9:47am On Oct 01, 2014
Sure but if U look at Arsenal injury list, u'll advice Wenger to appease the gods of injury in football. Ramsey, Arteta, Walcott, Debuchy, Sanogo, Gnabry, Giroud are on the treatment table.
Romance › Re: Would You Tell Her To Zip-up Or Would You Ignore? by Afrok(m): 11:28pm On Sep 30, 2014
Justeenaleo: Exactly my thoughts! Thank you
wink
Romance › Re: Would You Tell Her To Zip-up Or Would You Ignore? by Afrok(m): 11:23pm On Sep 30, 2014
01emek: o boy ladies don't joke with such oo that was why i like minding my business.
same reason why I asked my friend to go, he knew I'll tell her jokingly coz I had already used it as a joke, and we were laughing, who knows the lady might not be friendly especially when standing on a long queue to withdraw.
Romance › Re: Would You Tell Her To Zip-up Or Would You Ignore? by Afrok(m): 11:03pm On Sep 30, 2014
Justeenaleo: I couldn't , tongue tied, and I didn't want to be the girl that prevented a fine young man from drying his balls in the sun.
damn... That was a deadly blow to the chin and a choke slam, I can't stop laughing cheesy U did well my dear coz it'll be bad to send imprisoned balls back to their cell without taking fresh air or drying in d sun according to u grin
Romance › Re: Would You Tell Her To Zip-up Or Would You Ignore? by Afrok(m): 10:56pm On Sep 30, 2014
01emek: hahaha so your guy was preaching the gospel of st john?? grin if i was the one, i did form Mr nice and get number.
cheesy Mr nice or Mr smart? tongue. I could've made a joke out of it or even get acquainted wit her while telling her jokingly but wasn't sure how she'll react so I told my friend to go.
Romance › Re: I Love You So Much, I Just Have To Let You Go by Afrok(m): 10:48pm On Sep 30, 2014
israelboy1: wow, this is the best reply i have ever had on nairaland.........thanks BRO
u're welcome bro, one love...
Romance › Re: Would You Tell Her To Zip-up Or Would You Ignore? by Afrok(m): 10:43pm On Sep 30, 2014
01emek: hahahahaha you mean those guys behind her were just enjoying their self. Did your guy ask for her number? What where they discussing for minite? And did you get a hard on cheesy
my friend is the churchy type (U can guess why it took minutes), it was almost my turn when the lady came so i had to just look when my friend called me and returned to the queue. Believe me bro the guys behind the lady fed their eyes well, my di*k get conscience nah so ehn no dey rise for public and not even for panties tongue
Romance › Re: I Love You So Much, I Just Have To Let You Go by Afrok(m): 9:59pm On Sep 30, 2014
Spot on op... Sometimes, the best way to show love is to allow that person you love to go when the person has said goodbye cry
Romance › Re: Would You Tell Her To Zip-up Or Would You Ignore? by Afrok(m): 9:52pm On Sep 30, 2014
I will do exactly what U did. I had a similar experience but it happened to my friend, we (my friend and I) went to withdraw at the atm, I did the withdrawal while he waited for me, later a lady came and she was wearing a very tight but transparent leggings, she thought her top covered it, hmmm... All her panties were visible and alot of guys were behind her.

My friend came to me and told me about her dressing, we joked about it and later he summoned the courage and called her to one side. Surprisingly, she never knew the leggings was so transparent, well their conversations lasted for minutes and i saw an appreciative look on her face when she said thank U.
Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo & Her Husband Divorced/Separated? by Afrok(m): 7:30pm On Sep 30, 2014
Yemlizzy: Why must he get the bride price back? Smh.
maybe he didn't meet her as a virgin shocked cheesy and he could've sent empty pack of matches to them instead of collecting his bride price undecided
Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo & Her Husband Divorced/Separated? by Afrok(m): 7:27pm On Sep 30, 2014
Nothing new johr... Their marriages are like movies, once U watch the first few scenes or episodes with good understanding, U can guess the end or the final outcome.
Most Nigeria actresses having Mrs at the back of their names for just a short period of time since the days of MacPherson constitution.
Sports › Re: Amaju Pinnick Elected As New NFF President by Afrok(m): 7:17pm On Sep 30, 2014
I don't know what to type, abeg somebody should borrow me comment undecided. NFF is synonymous with crisis and am presently having crisis with MTN for borrowing Mb to view this thread wink. Anyways congratulations to Amaju Pinnick, shocked plz take our football to the promise land and not to the beach for picnic.
Romance › Re: She Ask Me To Introduce Her To My Friend by Afrok(m): 5:58pm On Sep 30, 2014
Threads like this makes me wonder why Oga Seun no get wetin dem fit use dey do screening for some nairalanders, I mean something like brain test.

Finally, op introduce her to Johnny but two things will be involved, it's either she starts looking for Johnny or she stays with U as her Johnny angry.
Celebrities › Re: Why Tee-Bills Can't Divorce Tiwa-Savage by Afrok(m): 5:52pm On Sep 30, 2014
Ok... But she failed to tell us how many years for the warranty, since she was bought by her husband.
Romance › Re: When U Woo A Girl And She Say's She'l Think About It by Afrok(m): 3:42pm On Sep 30, 2014
Then allow her to think about it coz whether she thinks about it or not, two things are always involved. It's either she says YES or she says NO, but if U don't give her time to think (may be she will, may be she'll not) that, might just be a perfect excuse for saying No to U.
Romance › Re: Hw Can I Satisfy My Girl Friend by Afrok(m): 3:37pm On Sep 30, 2014
Op why are U asking this question when U've broken up with ur girlfriend, or u wanna satisfy ur ex undecided? Trust me bro u cannot satisfy her coz her satisfaction (love) is not for u but for d other guy(s), u might be surprised to find out that u are better than the other guy just that ur girlfriend fish brain won't allow her think shocked. I guess ur so-called girlfriend is now ur ex, some girls don't just know what they want coz their guys are not always the cause.
Sports › Re: Martins Set New Goals Record by Afrok(m): 4:10pm On Sep 29, 2014
U don't need to break and set new records on the field of play before "The Big Boss" will invite U, U only need to break and set new records on the bench to receive a call-up undecided.
Romance › Re: Is It Wrong To Harbour A Female Colleague In Ur Flat by Afrok(m): 4:00pm On Sep 29, 2014
Daguccizgreat: I don't want to offend joana bc she did something I never imagined she cud do for me some years bak. I feel accommodating her any time she comes is my own little way of paying her bak. My gurl is a jealous specie that's my problem
Yeah! I get ur point... Most girls(if not all) are jealous, I think if ur girl can understand I really don't see any big deal there, since u've known Joana for years and ur relationship with her has not in any way jeopardize ur feelings or ur relationship with ur girl. Make her understand if she can but if she can't, make Joana understand except u wanna see ur babe leave bcoz of Joana (perfect excuse).
Romance › Re: Help! She Doesn't Wanτ̅ Τ̅Ơ Talk Τ̅Ơ Me Again Because.... by Afrok(m): 3:14pm On Sep 29, 2014
U can't profound solutions to a problem without knowing it's source. Tell us wetin U do her or U forget about any help.
Romance › Re: Is It Wrong To Harbour A Female Colleague In Ur Flat by Afrok(m): 3:10pm On Sep 29, 2014
Trust me it'll be hard for U to tell her and since ur gf has gotten the hint that she (Joana) is around, just set up a match between them (I mean they should meet each other) in ur house. Am sure if Joana knows and sees ur gf, maturity should tell her what to do without u altering any word of explanation.
Romance › Re: Could I Be Wrong To Dump My Boyfriend Of 4 Years For A Lieutenant In The Army? by Afrok(m): 3:05pm On Sep 29, 2014
Liability is really trying her best to become a liability to nairaland undecided
Celebrities › Re: Bikini Photos: Lilian Afegbai, Nigerian Big Brother Africa Hotshots Housemate by Afrok(m): 2:32pm On Sep 29, 2014
She's hot and I think the guys shouldn't sweat too much on her beauty coz it's most likely we'll see everything in the house of sex and no shame (BBA).
TV/Movies › Re: Meet Tayo, Nigeria's Second House Mate In Big Brother Hotshot. by Afrok(m): 2:26pm On Sep 29, 2014
Na waooo... they'll soon start this program that normally drains my Mb. Wishing him all the best and plz I no wan see small bre*st for BBA and see another packaged bre*st after the show. I mean she knows herself, she recently turned 21yrs undecided
Romance › Re: Feeling Guilty After The Breakup by Afrok(m): 7:01pm On Sep 28, 2014
That moment when ur ex would've being tired of the relationship but kept misbehaving so that U can take the final shot, U finally end the relationship and deep inside of him/her the relieve and smiles are written all over her and there U are walloping in quilt. Damn... When U call it quit, u've ended both the relationship and the quilt at once except U were really a bad partner.
Romance › Re: How Can I Stop Seeing My Ex In My Dreams? by Afrok(m): 6:52pm On Sep 28, 2014
That's why I don't like dreams, they keep confusing someone the more. What I can't comprehend or enjoy in real life shouldn't come to me in dreams except the positive ones that will transform into reality, if not, I'm already awake before the dream enters episode2 sef.

Bottom-line is, stop dreaming... If U wanna dream, dream about ur present or how ur future gf will be or look like. She's ur ex and it's like U guys are not getting back anytime soon or never, so quit thinking about her coz most times wherever or whatever our thoughts are do transform into dreams. I stand to be corrected.
Romance › Re: Help Me, She Is Dying. by Afrok(m): 6:43pm On Sep 28, 2014
iceberylin: Seconded angry
thirded angry... Before I finish urinating on the thread, kindly tell the doctor that the girl is free to die but he (doctor) should mail U her heart so that U can keep it for references to ur future girlfriends lipsrsealed

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