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RomanceRe: She Said Her Prospective Mother In Law Food Is Salty by AFvckingAlpha(m): 9:43am On Apr 13, 2020
chatinent:
Her dispositions (even when unacceptable) should be stomached all for marriage sake? Well, no son would tolerate her response, but she still has the right to her opinions.
Right you say? Talk another thing Lol
RomanceRe: She Said Her Prospective Mother In Law Food Is Salty by AFvckingAlpha(m): 9:42am On Apr 13, 2020
Kriss216:
The guy was even talking too much when there's block button.
Still trying to understand how 'a bit excited' and 'the food was salty' take relate or even take enter the conversation.
God, please always take away these daughters of Eve out of my life.
You be man!
CelebritiesRe: Omawumi Celebrates Her 38th Birthday Today by AFvckingAlpha(m): 8:34am On Apr 13, 2020
Ok
RomanceRe: Quarantine Sex With My Fine House Girl..(IT'S LIT) by AFvckingAlpha(m): 8:27am On Apr 13, 2020
SultanOfAbia:

Transgender For Life!!!
No worry, I go pay for your plastic surgery
So you can hide your Adam's Apple

Also reduce your large forehead
You resemble kwashiorkor victim
Hope say una don chop?
Oh boy! Her forehead no be here o grin

My guy any update since the last time wey you knack that kpetus

Guy dey give update, leave them haters jare.

Na you wey get thread


Guy dey give updates, all this fight dey make bore the thread
RomanceRe: Pls How Can I Stop My Girlfriend From Double Dating by AFvckingAlpha(m): 1:38am On Apr 13, 2020
You can stop ladies from doing that shiit. It's in their DNA grin
Christianity EtcRe: Chris Oyakhilome: Churches Are Not Places Of Infection But Places Of Blessings by AFvckingAlpha(m): 12:38pm On Apr 12, 2020
OLAFIMIX:
shocked sad
I already slid into your DM grin
RomanceRe: What Is The Name Or Breed Of This Snake I Killed by AFvckingAlpha(m): 12:35pm On Apr 12, 2020
[quote author=mofeoluwadassah post=88357470][/quote][s]Baby I mean can I follow you, cos my momma told me to follow my dreams grin [/s]
RomanceRe: What Is The Name Or Breed Of This Snake I Killed by AFvckingAlpha(m): 12:32pm On Apr 12, 2020
[s]
Kenplay:
Alright kid, collect money from mummy and buy viju milk to enjoy your easter
[/s]


Viju generation, how much you love that shit when you was a toddler, still clamouring for it in your early twenties

If you don't mind paste your acct let me bless you with 1k so you can buy biscuits nigga. Come take the biscuits nigga grin
FamilyRe: Is My Dad Trying To Have An Extramarital Affair? by AFvckingAlpha(m): 12:26pm On Apr 12, 2020
[s]
IdioticNLmods:
I've told you what I've told you..
[/s]


Nigga! Say another thing grin
RomanceRe: What Is The Name Or Breed Of This Snake I Killed by AFvckingAlpha(m): 12:22pm On Apr 12, 2020
Kenplay:
Ouuch!!! I just hurt someone feelings. Happy Easter, take good care of yourself.
Enjoy yourself grin See how you dey reason like fish. You hurt my feelings? grin Me? Feelings kill you there Mumu
FamilyRe: Is My Dad Trying To Have An Extramarital Affair? by AFvckingAlpha(m): 12:20pm On Apr 12, 2020
IdioticNLmods:
Stop being daft.. No one asked you about Messi.
Coming from a dumb nigga I'm not moved. I don't interact with un-intelligent folks.

So ama tell you to fvck off!
RomanceRe: Aghhh!! This Isn't Camel-toe, This Is Elephant Toe by AFvckingAlpha(m): 12:17pm On Apr 12, 2020
Phenomenal16:
,,,ahhh see finishing ...lol
E no pain me
Try again
Aunty thickness! The goal is not to make you pained, Grow the fvck up! Jeez!!

Try what again? Maturity no mean say you get sense o. Aunty, when you go marry sef grin it was you who said I should try again
Christianity EtcRe: Chris Oyakhilome: Churches Are Not Places Of Infection But Places Of Blessings by AFvckingAlpha(m): 12:15pm On Apr 12, 2020
OLAFIMIX:
I dey slap and beat oo
I like slap and beat, infact they are my hobbies!
FamilyRe: Is My Dad Trying To Have An Extramarital Affair? by AFvckingAlpha(m): 12:14pm On Apr 12, 2020
IdioticNLmods:
Stop being insecured and stop forcing your opinion on others
Who the fvck are you? I mean where the fvck did you come from?

Now I'm being unsecured, your dumb as fvck, Jeez! And who is imposing what on who
Christianity EtcRe: Chris Oyakhilome: Churches Are Not Places Of Infection But Places Of Blessings by AFvckingAlpha(m): 12:06pm On Apr 12, 2020
OLAFIMIX:
see this Uncle, I get papa, no be Holy Spirit born me, I can't die for the world
Can i slide into your DM grin
RomanceRe: What Is The Name Or Breed Of This Snake I Killed by AFvckingAlpha(m): 11:37am On Apr 12, 2020
Kenplay:
You have a whack toasting line. You still need a lot to learn.
Mumu, who dey toast who? huh And will you shut the fvck up!
RomanceRe: What Is The Name Or Breed Of This Snake I Killed by AFvckingAlpha(m): 11:28am On Apr 12, 2020
[quote author=mofeoluwadassah post=88357470][/quote] grin Ma forh! Baby
RomanceRe: What Is The Name Or Breed Of This Snake I Killed by AFvckingAlpha(m): 11:20am On Apr 12, 2020
mofeoluwadassah:
dem don come o
My intentions towards you are benign. I just want to be eating the carton of your eyes grin
RomanceRe: What Is The Name Or Breed Of This Snake I Killed by AFvckingAlpha(m): 11:17am On Apr 12, 2020
Tominix:
Like ef it get to promised land lalalala eastermeal don ready yummy
Boy go and study!!
RomanceRe: What Is The Name Or Breed Of This Snake I Killed by AFvckingAlpha(m): 11:14am On Apr 12, 2020
mofeoluwadassah:
Anaconda grin
And Your pretty as fvck, let me slide into your DM. . grin
RomanceRe: by AFvckingAlpha(m): 11:12am On Apr 12, 2020
Albertone:
Alright it's okay now.
No it's not
Christianity EtcRe: Chris Oyakhilome: Churches Are Not Places Of Infection But Places Of Blessings by AFvckingAlpha(m): 10:42am On Apr 12, 2020
OLAFIMIX:
I am not Jesus, I am not the saviour
But you are a Christian and we are celebrating the resurrection of Christ this period. What better way to follow the tenets of Christ grin

Have faith babe! Paradise is assured or you can even resurrect, you never can tell grin
RomanceRe: Mention A Nairalander You'd Like To Meet In Person And State Your Reason(s) by AFvckingAlpha(m): 10:40am On Apr 12, 2020
Fvck, I would love to meet the regal PrincessMila. I think she's intelligent, probably the smartest girl I have seen on this forum, all due respect to them ladies.

I think she can grow to become the Buchi Emechata of our time, the fvck! that girl can write. I love the way she way she expresses herself, I mean no holds barred.

I know she's going places and I have a big crush on her. I'm definitely sure she is pretty and she is Igbo again. Hey I'm a secret admirer of your personality, your friends are lucky to have you
FoodRe: Post Pictures Of Your Easter Meal And Celebration by AFvckingAlpha(m): 10:26am On Apr 12, 2020
It's your thread nah

Take the initiative, lead!

Where are your own pictures?

Shiooor
Christianity EtcRe: Chris Oyakhilome: Churches Are Not Places Of Infection But Places Of Blessings by AFvckingAlpha(m): 10:24am On Apr 12, 2020
OLAFIMIX:
egbami oo, this uncle is skull miner. shocked I cover my body with blood of Jesus. My anti-corona is meant for me alone. Shooo
Ma forh!

It's for the greater good. See it as a gift to mankind. You helped end the Covid-19 pandemic grin
Christianity EtcRe: Chris Oyakhilome: Churches Are Not Places Of Infection But Places Of Blessings by AFvckingAlpha(m): 10:15am On Apr 12, 2020
OLAFIMIX:
see this grandpa, me wey get anti-corona
First of all, I no be Grandpa, abeg I still dey my youth

Secondly, if your truly resistant to the virus as you claim grin, Let us harvest your Leucocytes, I mean your antibodies, so we can develop a vaccine against the virus. What you think babe?
RomanceRe: I Had Deep Romance With My Cousin This Morning by AFvckingAlpha(m):
Victoronah1:
My cousin is 21, be 22 this year,. I don't know what happened,she was in my room and suddenly she started watching porn on my phone, I told her I was getting high and she should get out of my room, she refused instead started touching me. And the truth is I've fascinated about having sex with that my cousin her body is very beautiful. Now we started romancing before I knew my myself both of us where naked. I was trying to resist her and she too was trying to resist me but we just couldn't. We didn't have sex at last after much resistance from my side and her side.
This is very serious now cause I am now thinking so dirty since I wake up.
She now said I've made her she will be coming to my room to Bleep and make love.
She was busy telling me my dick is very big, and how her current bf can't even satisfy her. And how she feels my dick can do a lot. Jeez this is my cousin bikonu.
Now I woke up I feel somehow. But same time feel sexy looking at high or should I say Hot.


God what do I do
How can I start resisting her stop see her as my sex cousin
Jesus! She's your fvcking cousin, and why would you allow her get comfortable in your room to the point she is watching porn up to the point you flirted with her. That's fvcking incest, if there was any sexual relations. And I'm guessing there was one, cos you can't be naked and tell me nothing happened. I'm not playing the blaming card, Nobody's holy, and Konji nah fvcking bastard, but something's are totally unacceptable like being sexually attracted and fvcking your cousin is crazy, you need to stop that shit!! Jesus!!
RomanceRe: by AFvckingAlpha(m): 9:55am On Apr 12, 2020
Albertone:
kai!Sorry i took you serious.Youre funny


Team gay, come join the rainbow family
Boxer007 I've got a big catch for you.AfvckingAlpha can wear pink lingerie and use pink purse












Shebi you sabi disturb personhuh
My guy! Enough of your gimmicks. My guy I am the definition of disturbance. I don't give two fvcks about whom you tag me with gay! grin
PoliticsRe: SERAP Asks Lawan, Gbaja To Give ₦37 Billion NASS Renovation Fund To States by AFvckingAlpha(m): 9:39am On Apr 12, 2020
grin Let's keep our fingers crossed and see how that pans out, Our lawmakers are dumb anyways, I know they gonna disregard the request.
RomanceRe: by AFvckingAlpha(m): 9:39am On Apr 12, 2020
Albertone:
Guy!!Wetin sup na
Bring you babe pusssy if i no go fvck am
I guess your Bi. You no get babe ni? Go fvck yours, gay!
RomanceRe: Between Guy And Lady Who Enjoy Sex More. by AFvckingAlpha(m): 9:35am On Apr 12, 2020
Which kind wahala be this? This early morning! cry

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