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RomanceRe: by AFvckingAlpha(m): 9:27am On Apr 12, 2020
Albertone:
Mechionu!
Itibolibohuh
Anuofia!

Onye iberibe!

Fvcking gay, and I don't use to be homophobic grin

Christianity EtcRe: Chris Oyakhilome: Churches Are Not Places Of Infection But Places Of Blessings by AFvckingAlpha(m): 9:12am On Apr 12, 2020
Powersurge:
The question I asked you was what have you or your father done to help at least 100 people b4? Instead of idiots like you to hold your govt accountable for the poverty and misery in the land, you focus on organization that lacks the power of make fundamental change.
Your a dumb wannabe, I won't waste my time on you. You expect me to respond to that shit you typed, never! Your dumb as fvck, Jeez!

Fvck off nigga
RomanceRe: by AFvckingAlpha(m): 9:09am On Apr 12, 2020
Albertone:
Maybe you no get real OGs.

And why will i deny being gay on a faceless forum if I'm one? Alaye mii you no get point
Shut the fvck up, you don't know shiit about me.

I don't know why you would do that, Probably you tell yourself you are straight, when you are a fvcking Bobrisky wannabe grin

Alaye joor joor joor!
Christianity EtcRe: What Does The Bible Say About Masturbation? by AFvckingAlpha(m): 9:05am On Apr 12, 2020
grossintel:
OP says he Relapse sometimes too, that is why he's here to find strong connection to the bible where it was spoken about, I'm also here to see but it seems it truly doesn't exist as the verses quoted here are off topic.
I didn't read the whole text. I thought it don't add up, I was right afterall. There's no connection to anything. Once you are an addict, you are! Masturbation is not a bad thing, science has proven that.
RomanceRe: Aghhh!! This Isn't Camel-toe, This Is Elephant Toe by AFvckingAlpha(m): 9:02am On Apr 12, 2020
sayhi2bammy:
I never said those were your exact words bro, and also dont get my intenions wrong.

I think there is not point over flogging this, you have your submission already and so do i.

Stay safe and happy Easter bro
Save Nigga!
RomanceRe: Aghhh!! This Isn't Camel-toe, This Is Elephant Toe by AFvckingAlpha(m): 8:46am On Apr 12, 2020
sayhi2bammy:
Sorry if i misquote your content bro, and thanks for being so benevolent with your money.

...but if complimenting a lady makes one a woman wrapper, so what do you think opposite of this would be sir ? smiley smiley
"Body shaming" Those were not my exact words my guy, don't try to meander your way by coming up with antonyms. You have tried, yet you failed.

For the records, complimenting a woman don't make you a MAN, it has never and will never make you one


So my nigga ama say we cut to the chase, sweet talking the ladies when you ought to be straight them has been proven to make men weak.
Christianity EtcRe: What Does The Bible Say About Masturbation? by AFvckingAlpha(m): 8:35am On Apr 12, 2020
osuofia2:
Nwamaikpe pls come and say something on this.
But am I the only male that haven't done this masturbation before? Right from my teen days till now I have never tried, it actually looks and sounds weird when guys say they are struggling to curb masturbation.
Folks finding it hard to fight addictions sounds weird to you?

Your dumb as fvck! And it's not like masturbation is a bad thing, religious beliefs are what's affecting y'all.
Christianity EtcRe: What Does The Bible Say About Masturbation? by AFvckingAlpha(m): 8:21am On Apr 12, 2020
Why must we bring dogmas into everything, WHY?

Dumb as fvck, blaming masturbation as reason for failure, I give up on you, what a myopic individual!

My favorite quote, Once an addict, always an addict! People don't just say they are free from addictions, hello, ever heard of the word, RELAPSE?

OP I know you still self-service, so let's cut to the chase. Tell me, how did you manage to stop yours? Yeye dey smell grin
RomanceRe: Aghhh!! This Isn't Camel-toe, This Is Elephant Toe by AFvckingAlpha(m): 8:19am On Apr 12, 2020
sayhi2bammy:
And you think what it takes to be a man is to body shame a woman? smiley smiley smiley
If you can quote where i said this, you get 1k for your troubles
Christianity EtcRe: Chris Oyakhilome: Churches Are Not Places Of Infection But Places Of Blessings by AFvckingAlpha(m):
Powersurge:
Keep quiet there. What has he said now that is causing you to open your hell mouth to talk nonsense. Are churches not a place of blessings? Has any religion helped the world in a world the church had? The drunkard Moslims, how many help have they rendered to the world? You are there acting as if you have brain. Idiot.
Shut the fvck up. I thought you had something tangible in defence of the scammer, but no you had to show me how dumb your dogmatic self are. You say Churches are a place of blessings, yet millions of Christians in Nigeria are living below the least poverty index of a $1. For the records, no religion has helped mankind, they have caused only mayhem. The churches continue draining their congregation resources, the mosques are epicenters of radicalism. So tell me? My nigga don't bow to dogmas, you critique them when it don't sound right. Your dumb as fvck, blinded by your dogmas. What a pity!
Christianity EtcRe: Chris Oyakhilome: Churches Are Not Places Of Infection But Places Of Blessings by AFvckingAlpha(m): 8:01am On Apr 12, 2020
OLAFIMIX:
I missed going to church but staying save is better
You for dey go before nah, Aunty wey like Church. Uncle Coro for pay you visit grin
RomanceRe: Aghhh!! This Isn't Camel-toe, This Is Elephant Toe by AFvckingAlpha(m): 7:56am On Apr 12, 2020
majamajic:
All the girls here are no no no for me , am team skinny , tall , thigh gapped , deep grin, bra cup 34b grin grin grin
Na the thing wey pikin like go kill am last last grin
RomanceRe: Ladies Hail Surgeon Who Allegedly Disfigured A Girl's Hips by AFvckingAlpha(m): 7:51am On Apr 12, 2020
Plead:
Sense is far from you.
Sense is far from you


Pele! You wey no person wey no get sense. I'm more intelligent than your father, boy!

You call me senseless, yet your sense is less than anything senseless I can comprehend.


Ever heard of SARCASM

No, you just had to tell me your senseless
grin
HealthRe: 13 New Cases Of Coronavirus In Nigeria. Total Of 318. 70 Discharged. 10 Deaths by AFvckingAlpha(m): 3:09am On Apr 12, 2020
Ancientbeing:
Dear Government,

The cases are still
mild but are building
up.

There are so many
questions i have
about the type of covid
in Nigeria but i will
remain at peace for
now

I demand that the
palliatives reach our
hands for there is
hunger in the land

I also demand that
nothing should be
hidden from us

Wetin almost happen
for abba kyari
matter, make ein no
happen again

Lastly, i demand that
you send those
chinese doctors back
to wherever they
came from before
our story changes...


At the end of the day, we go dey ok
The painful part be say upon all your wailings, the authorities no even dey aware say you exist, to say the least of adhering to your post
grin
RomanceRe: Picture: A Lady Stabbed Her Boyfriend To Death In Yenagoa by AFvckingAlpha(m): 3:03am On Apr 12, 2020
EmmySparky:
How is yenogoa ipob...some people no get sense sha
I
am
not
disputing
the
fact
that
they
are
stupid



But Isn't Bayelsa not part of the defunct Biafra state?
RomanceRe: Picture: A Lady Stabbed Her Boyfriend To Death In Yenagoa by AFvckingAlpha(m): 2:59am On Apr 12, 2020
Allaboutkatiee:
That lady is really violent sad
That lady is really violent.


She is a murderer
RomanceRe: Is She Really In Love With Him Or Confused Or Just A Serial Cheat? by AFvckingAlpha(m): 2:45am On Apr 12, 2020
You got laid already so I will understand you being cocky about sex. Nigga you got entangled so much you had to display your stupidity for Nigerians to catch a glimpse.



My guy your so petty, and crying about Karma like a baby, TF! Talking about GF, is she yours in the first place.


Unless you have something interesting to say don't bore us with your trivia tales abeg, Is she this? Is she that? Total Nonsense! Absolute trash!

My nigga go find your answers yourself
RomanceRe: Aghhh!! This Isn't Camel-toe, This Is Elephant Toe by AFvckingAlpha(m): 2:07am On Apr 12, 2020
sayhi2bammy:
....and beautiful smiley
Lover boy spotted
WOMAN WRAPPER. When men are talking, you shouldn't
RomanceRe: Aghhh!! This Isn't Camel-toe, This Is Elephant Toe by AFvckingAlpha(m): 2:05am On Apr 12, 2020
Phenomenal16:
M not hating on any gal as m also naturally thick .....but how this silicon moves guys is what I don't understand
The butt was almost falling out
Different strokes for different folks
Tueh
AUNTY! Your thickness can't be compared to these shits I'm seeing. Let Silicon move us, is it your movement? And stop hating, your heart is unclean and filled with Jealousy.
Jealousy kill you there.
RomanceRe: Is It Because I Care by AFvckingAlpha(m): 1:58am On Apr 12, 2020
MyOpinion1:
Same go for some men
When you show them love and care they take it for granted and take you for a fool.
Same go. Where you dey go? AUNTY!!
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Wants Me To Use Love Machine On Him During Sex by AFvckingAlpha(m): 1:54am On Apr 12, 2020
dawnomike:
In as much as I am not a fan of pre-marital sex, I will say if she is okay with it; she can go ahead. But if she feels uncomfortable- She should voice it out to him. If bros will not adjust, she should port before it is too late.

NB: Everyone has their own fetish and it does not mean you should experiment your fetish... If I voice out my fetish ehn! No lady would ever agree to date nonetheless marry me grin cheesy
Everyone has their own fetish What the fvck is that?
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Wants Me To Use Love Machine On Him During Sex by AFvckingAlpha(m): 1:51am On Apr 12, 2020
Casalindal:
Hello guys, how are you all doing? Remember to stay safe and never forget I love you my thoughts are with you all.

So I got this mail on my inbox and the monicker beg to be anonymous please she is badly in need of advice. She has been dating this rich good looking Yoruba man. To her every is fine, he is your everyday sweetheart like. All paid trip and gifts and all a girl could ever ask for. But her only concern is he got weird fetish..... he love her using Love Machine on him during sex has that is the only way he can get hard or she suck or lick his ass hole, she is afraid he could be gay?even tho he as told her he is not gay that it is just a fetish. Please guys is this normal or are there something else behind this fetish?? Well she will be reading all your comment thanks
Your English is bad. To the discourse, her fvcking problem, she should FIX it herself grin
RomanceRe: Is She Really In Love With Him Or Confused Or Just A Serial Cheat? by AFvckingAlpha(m): 1:40am On Apr 12, 2020
CheedyJ:
What prompted d topic was a recent experience I had with a curvaceous corper during d just concluded general elections where we both worked as Adhoc staffs.
She claims to b in a serious relationship & waxes lyrical abt how gud d guy treats & loves her & DAT she's also madly in love with him too but she cheated on him with me despite me not asking her out but I feel really terrible 4d guy cos he even called while we digging deep but she lied to b busy Chai,my heart bled ..
So,d question is, does diz girl really love her bf as she claims,is she having a second thought bkus of me or she's just a perpetual cheat?. Well,as 4me,I wanna cut all ties with her but she keeps texting & calling,telling me she misses & wants to see me but I av bin avoiding her cos I gat no plans 4her & I don't want to destroy her relationship as well besides, I believe somehow in karma..
So after you don fvck, you come dey throw trivia questions, dey find answers wey no lost. KARMA kill you there!
RomanceRe: Rate My Profile Photo~ Goddess Amatarasha by AFvckingAlpha(m): 1:37am On Apr 12, 2020
sonofanarchy:
see face like crossed breed frog
Guy you wicked
RomanceRe: Rate My Profile Photo~ Goddess Amatarasha by AFvckingAlpha(m): 1:36am On Apr 12, 2020
Amatarasha:
I am ogbanje my Dear ,that eye is not wat u seem
OGBANJE kill you there
RomanceRe: I Finally Asked Her Out Via Whatsapp Video Call, Here Is What She Said... by AFvckingAlpha(m): 1:31am On Apr 12, 2020
scrolldown88:
Na family business?
No mind them
RomanceRe: I Finally Asked Her Out Via Whatsapp Video Call, Here Is What She Said... by AFvckingAlpha(m): 1:30am On Apr 12, 2020
StrongandMighty:
lalasticlala to come and do what??

lemme not see this nonsense for front page
It wont
RomanceRe: I Finally Asked Her Out Via Whatsapp Video Call, Here Is What She Said... by AFvckingAlpha(m): 1:28am On Apr 12, 2020
Olunmercy56:
Good luck grin Thank God she said the true. So face front embarassed
Aunty it is TRUTH and not true.
Foreign AffairsRe: COVID-19 In US: Thousands Lineup Orderly In Their Cars To Get Food, Items(Pics) by AFvckingAlpha(m): 1:25am On Apr 12, 2020
a working country
FamilyRe: Is My Dad Trying To Have An Extramarital Affair? by AFvckingAlpha(m): 1:07am On Apr 12, 2020
Your father enjoys philandering

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