₦airaland Forum

ITbomb: For the sake of sustainability, the price has to be competitive, however the most effective way of making Nigerians own this car is to make a favorable policy of acquisition through bank with payment period spread over two years especially for fixed income earners

According Aganga, they will be launching an auto loan scheme in 4 months time to enable people own these cars. It was in the news yesterday!

This girl comes across as someone who devours novels. Listen to her reasoning!!!

MizMyColi: Thanks

you are welcome

MizMyColi: Woah!!!! This Post Describes Me to A "T"

You are beautiful!

Oduduwaboy: @ Enigma: thank you for that link.
Everyone who has made a contribution on this thread should read that article and then come back to comment.

I'm not sure you read the article in that link.

@OP
I have been a victim. About two months ago, I noticed my car had a start and stop issue. Accelerating uphill was also a serious gobe. Any car as fast as Mikel would overtake me. It was also giving out this explosive sound you get with bad plugs. Went to my mechanic, he was guessing. Then I went for diagnosis. The guy asked if I bought fuel from Mega and I said yea. The guy told me I shouldn't get fuel from the NNPC mega at Awka that I was about the 6th person with similar problem within one week.
When I mentioned it to a friend, he laughed and said his friend had same issue. Since then, I hv not entered that station. I think it is a Honda issue because all victims drove Honda product

saxywale: baba iyabo na one crazy man. "hold him ooo" got me.
But his story sounds like fiction though. How can the met just put you on a plane traveling to ivory coast

Because they knew it was injustice but they didn't want OBJ s trouble, so they wanted to give it SN escape colouration.

Acidosis: Tell this to "graduates" who do not know their rights from wrongs

For some of us who are highly learned we understand the entire process

By the way, why do you keep 'shouting' pathologists? How many Nigerian hospitals employ pathologists?

Can a pathologist function without those you condemn so much?
Lol

This aint the issue anyway, why should you and your allied block the progress of others? Insecurity? lol

Most Public offices and Ministries are headed by BSc/MSc holders (i.e Bachelors & Masters). abi una carry wetin pass bachelors?

Why do you keep giving the public wrong impression about Lab guys? Haven't you seen Lab scientist and even technologists with Masters degrees, PhDs?

You think every other person on Lab coat (who isn't a medic) schooled in Health Tech?


Our President is truly weak; people like you should be out of the hospital...

I'm sure he is a medical student. Sorry if you are not but you sound very much like one.

tonychristopher: HMMMM OBIA KWA ....IHE DI NA SKIRT NA AMASI GI....NGWANU

Aha nwa amadi ahu bu Toshman
Kwanyere onwe gi ugwu maka ndi uta

tonychristopher: mbanu...tony oturu olo

nna nda ije

Adi m mma. Gikwanu?
Anyi Mani out nwaamadi by Anu a na-agba Egbe o na-acho condom, the crown prince of umumkpi, eju na-efe EFE 1 of umuabali. O huru nwanyi kwe onwu 1 of Naira land. .......

toshmann: Onye owu wu Onye?

Tony akpuru achia

atlwireles: Is truly amazing, how the americans are desperately trying to protect their northern islamic friends.

I was really wondering what it is that transpired during the northern govs travel to US. The US sound like Northern Nigeria is now the 51st state of America and their leaders American citizens.

I no fit shout !!!!!!

Aphex: Please people... I've been having a problem with my Glo for two weeks. I'm unable to browse, meanwhile, I've been browsing with d sim before. can't contact their customer care. any help please?

Call 171. It will cost you #20 only or call 444 if you have data suscription

skimpychick: Agba na tosh unu ajughi maka moi iikwa.

Ewo nne, ano m echetakwa. Skimpy pant oma, kedu ka eke si anya anwu ?
otegokwanu, o buro n'ikwu

Well well well
Why is this coming out after the defection of Sheriff from APC to PDP?

Is it possible Sherriff or some of his guys are trying to clear his name while nailing Shettima in the process? I am not saying Shettima is not a Haramite for your information. I am only trying to be objective.

Hopefully this is the begining of new things

berem: They are bursting boko haram intelligent networks but have failed to protect people of chibok and its neighbouring villages even when the people made a distress call for protection prior to the massacre.
This is just a plot to cover up for their stupidity. They did not burst anything!

Foolish and braveless soldiers!!

You didn't just say the highlighted!

toshmann: Olee ebe Onye obula gara?
Ify!!!!
Darfur!!!!!
Agaba419
Ify umuboys o
Otele, otele mgbeke eee
Adabekee
Adaobi
Tony Umu mgboto
Romanus
Oke"something"Kara aka
Ndi b'anyi elee unu ooo

Tosh ihukwara onye si Na ya by Anu a na-agba Egbe o na-acho condom? Ezekudene, kedu Onye chiri ya ozo?

Below is credited to Soyinka but the source...

Hehehehehehehehehe, writers do not give prescription, they give headache
B-O-M-B-S-H-E-L-L!!!
The North Must Stop Bombing Nigeria & Blaming Jonathan. - Prof Wole Soyinka.
''If the United states citizens decide to be bombing the USA everyday and ready to die, there is nothing Obama can do about it.
The only thing he can do is to urge citizens to report bad people. If citizens refuse to report evil people then there is nothing anyone can do.
Here in the USA in Chicago to be precise more than 10 people are killed everyday and that's the same thing. I am only worried that this is Abuja.
“There are people in power in certain parts of the country, leaders, who quite genuinely and authoritatively hate and cannot tolerate any religion outside their own,”
“When you combine that with the ambitions of a number of people who believe they are divinely endowed to rule the country and who… believe that their religion is above whatever else binds the entire nation together, and somehow the power appears to slip from their hands, then they resort to the most extreme measures.
“Youths who have been indoctrinated right from infancy can be used, and who have been used, again and again to create mayhem in the country”
“Those who have created this faceless army have lost control.” - Professor Wole Soyinka. - Hope For Nigeria

Mogidi: This is the reason Amaechi thought PDP won:


The fool then contradicted himself by asserting below:


Tinubu the drug lord is probably selling this fool some top class coke.

That was the first thing I noticed and I stopped reading to comment.

They said his government is not fighting corruption but now a corrupt case is thrown up, they call it a witch hunt. I think FFK is a guy! It should be a wizard hunt.

"what shall I compare the children of this generation? They are like children on the playground. You play them wedding song they wouldn't dance and you play a funeral song, they complain' Pastors help me!!!

skimpychick: Agaba igbo niile gini ka isi na mere gi? Akam dikwa ocha o. Afo ohuru ebidola. Kedu ihe bu ur new year resolution. Ama m na I ga ejide ofu asa na afo a. Owughikwa nke rikwurikwu

Okwa gi ka m choro I jide. Bia ka jide gi

Do you normally sleep with just your lingerie? How do u go to bed? Pyjamas, naked, bra and panties, other lingerie?

Happy birthday Mr Debosky, the man who invented grammar! May God enlarge your coast wider this new year!

Before We were rudely interrupted, a.mod trying to do his job, we were debating the merits and demerits of multiple languages and cultures in a country. You can debate with your language only. We have over 250 different languages. Lets get it going. It's gonna be beautiful.

Madam You will have to show us before picture which We will compare with after picture in case you decide to.eat anything that come your way because you have a bump.

segnys007: This koro no well o. Obuah SPENT the money she did NOT have the authority to spend! One would think he should understand that. By the way, do you know how much is said to be budgeted for them animals In aso rock Zoo?

Fash was right to spend the money because it was appropriated. Why are you complaining of the money budgeted for animals? It shouldnt worry You If it is approved abi?

skimpychick: @agAba anulam ihe ikwuru jehova na adi ndu rue mgbe ebighiebi. O kakwara gi mma n inyefere ndu gi n'aka jisos okpara chineke. Bia olee ebe tosh no. Agwo otuola ya na america. Tosh eeeee anam e miss gi o.amam na aru di.

Ndu di naka Jisos far tee. Jisos na-adi ndu

Kairoseki77: [size=18pt]THE LIKES ON NAIRALAND ARE MOSTLY FAKE!

PRO-GEJ SUPPORTERS ARE USING MULTIPLE PROFILES TO ARTIFICIALLY INFLATE THE LIKE COUNT. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! [/size]

What you think others will do is most often what you have done or what you wanna do!!!

ifyalways: Agaba na Skimpy na aghori onwe ha. Skimpy si be Agaba ga crusade,Agaba si be Skimpy ga evangelism.

Ngwanu,Ify si na ulo Tosh ga go-a-fishing. Ndi Engli-Igbo batara na threadia deme nu oo.

O ji onu kara umunna

We already have those monolauguage threads. BTW You didn't answer any of the questions I asked you. It is Not about you. It is about the rules. Which of the nairaland rules have I broken? What do You mean by polished and organised? Have You heard about offtopic threads. Abeg reopen that thread. If you don't understand the concept, ask for explanation. Thats What a good leader does.

Fulaman198: I have no qualms with you creating a thread that focuses on a particular language. But there are over 250 languages in Nigeria. When you create a thread, please have everyone in mind.

So if you want to create a 'Yoruba' speaking thread, an 'Igbo' speaking thread, a ' Hausa' speaking thread, and so on, please create separate topics for each one so that the thread is polished and organised. If I am not making sense, please feel free to prompt me me for more elaborate details.

Obiagelli: was the railway functioning under buhari? Yes
Were the couches amongst the best in the world then? Yes
Were railway workers the pride of the nation then?
Yes.
Did the elites and middle class use the rail then? Yes

You post reeks of ignorance as usual.

Did he stop/sabotage the rail project initiated by Jakonde? Yes!

Did he rehabilitate the moribond rails when he was busy laying asphalt on top roads without potholes in the north(Kaduna) as the PTF chairman? NO

Italiano1: Any eddiot that believes or concurs with the so called transformation of MMA needs urgent psychological help.

Most of the people praising GEJ for this charade are folks who have never stepped foot in an International Airport in their lives not to talk of traveling through one.

Now my questions to the sycophants putting this false information up on NL are,

1. Can you confirm or deny that the roof at the arrivals is leaking and there are bowls placed under them to take in excess water?

2. The air-conditioning system does not work and there is severe heat in the Airport

3. It takes hours to get luggages at the collection points? I was there for over 2 hours waiting for 2 bags.

For some pathetic reason, folks have to also pay for trolleys when they are free in most Airports. I guess that is another contract that GEJ and his cronies have afforded themselves.

I visited Nigeria a few weeks back and I have pictures of the disgraceful state of the airport. I also went to the MMA2 and Nnamdi Azikiwe Airport in Abuja and I can categorically say that a lot of Bus and Train stations in Europe and America have better infrastructures and are better organized than Airports in Nigeria.

Why would an eddiot need a psychological help?