₦airaland Forum

ameri9ja:
How can I fry invention of reversible bra?

How does the launch of a TV station necessitate the frying of something?

ameri9ja:
Ok. What should we fry?
Please advise.
.

Fry what you have contributed to humanity

adadike281:
Agaba k'ibu n'ezie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7TxR37eeTw
See 1.51 minutes

adadike281:
Agaba k'ibu n'ezie

I ma egwu ahu?

adadike281:
Buhari, that message is for you. Our Ebonyi brothers would haver ended the menace called Fulani herdsmen once and for all if not for Gov Umahi. Buhari, be warned!

Nwa miss biakene bia gwa m ihe i bu n'obi..×2

Chorus: oyi m oma

Ihe i bu n'obi ×2 na-enyo m anya ..

Ihe i bu n'obi ×2 na-enyo m anya ..

Biko soro m nazu ka m na-ahu gi anya....

Euouae:
But at a time, why do some ladies get extra ordinarily hornny during periods.

Is it a disease

like you?

LRNZH:
The more options we have in 2019, the better for us.

Where have you been?

InternetGenius:
Lemme ask you something... Are you people friends on Facebook already? Because you said she messaged you, without being friends on Facebook even if someone message you hmm if u are not genius wise like me you can't see the message.

depends on your message setting

roarik:
you are wonderful..husband material 100%

I love your earrings.

I think this is false. I just put a call across to Abakaliki and I was told there was a communal clash in the area between Ikwo and Izzi. If you a contrary information put it up.

I actually think these guys underestimate what Jagaban can do. By the time they realise it, it will be late.

MhizzAJ:
So this small boy already has 3 kids from 3 different women

Men sef

Women are really trying...some just open their legs wide like pliers for anything to enter inside

Some younger women and women of same range would have upto 10 if not for D&C and misoprostol.

dominique:
Game on
Fingers crossed for Arsenal

One of the few faithful gunners. Others have jumped ship. COYG!
Where is mukina sef?

braimeddy:
So by getting ur own apartment, u think u have solved the issue? My dear I will advice u to go back to ur parent's house and just ignore ur mum's comment. If actually u really need a husband, a man will value u more if u re with ur parents than u being living alone.

Lies.

Money talks.

The kind of money that will make you sell your home...

GoroTango:
Oga the president does not the power to remove the chairman of the PSC so don't go blaming Buhari for Okiro's corruption

He has the power to harrass Judges at midnight abi?

frinx:
Soon they have to move the presidency to the North East.

Era of relocation

Suprnov3r:
With the marauding herdsmen slaughtering local farmers, and destroying their crops, and you expect foreigners to come? Invest in what actually?


Foreign investors only invest in high profit low risk portfolios which they can easily liquidate. Apart from Kachiku, I am yet to see a smart appointee of this government


Dull minister of a dull president

Don't mind this people.

deomelo:
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www.nairaland.com/attachments/2099482_b9gu7meicaaytv2_jpeg8d841bc2042000687ec50674ac0fa742

He just finished reading one of the cartoons and was laughing hard while trying to tell others what Mrs&Mrs did in ze other room.

She rubbed on her lips and it didn't kill her too? She sucked your vagina and nips abd kissed you and you didn't exchange the substance? The deadly poison only works through the mouth?

Hmmmmm

Interesting

Umahi thinks he can play ludo with everything.

fatymore:
oops....thanks keep your money

kai! It is not fair naa

UMAHI PLEASE ORDER FOR MY ARREST TOO
Oga Nwaeze Umahi I have watched you. I have seen your touch in Abakaliki infrastructure. I personally praised you (See my goodwill message to you on your first official visit to Ezza). I am still thankful to you for the transformation of Ebonyi state capital even though sometimes I wonder if the capital is now a huge kindergarten because of the huge colour carnival on display.
To be honest with you, just because of the infrastructural upgrade which is very visible in the state, I would have campaigned for and voted for your second tenure and I am very sure you would have won without Aso Rock’s blessings. But from a distance, it appears vividly you are afraid of even your shadow.
How can a man sell his father’s land to foreigners, and his siblings and relatives to slave drivers just to remain the temporary high chief of the same land he has sold and the people he has betrayed? This is not only the height of selfishness, but it is also the height of foolishness because you can only become a slave high chief in this arrangement just like some of our people were during the colonial era.
You are a very smart man and I am very sure you know the history of Fulani encroachment, the fate of those who were nice to the marauding herdsmen because they ended up in their belly. The Afonja descendants are still wishing to be able install an Oba in Ilorin.
Your excellency sir, Ezza people voted for you en-mass because they believed in you. You should have known by now that an Ezza man does not play with his land. By the way, I am not sure that any clan in Ebonyi state play with their limited arable land. We have none to spare for grazing and any businessman who wants a parcel of land for ranching should buy such. It is none of your business sir and like some other governors who have the interest of their people at heart, you should state your position clearly.
Already, the EZZAs have been marginalized in your political proposal. It is clear to all that you want to use and dump them and then cede their lands to the north. We will call a meeting for you sir.
Sir we have been watching the handshake with the Fulani hegemony and I think it has passed the palms and is reaching for the elbows. You should be afraid.
It is good to have a good relationship with the center in order to attract development but when the relationship is at the detriment of the people you lead, the relationship should go to hell.
You cannot say you do not want cattle colony and yet ask traditional rulers to give herdsmen grazing ground. Whose land will they give to them? How is it your duty to make land available for a businessman to do his business? Those cattle belong to individuals and the money they make do not go into our collective treasury.
I hope the traditional rulers know that the governor is passing the buck to their table so that by tomorrow when kasala go burst, he will say it was the traditional rulers decision and not his.
No traditional ruler in his right mind will listen to this self-serving directive from our amiable governor. The people of Ebonyi state should get ready to depose any traditional ruler who even mentions this to their hearing.
Oga GOVERNOR, please, ekelali, stop being smart with our lives, our treasure, our collective future and the future of our unborn children. You very well know the grave implication of what you are doing but your insatiable quest for power won’t let you act right.
How many lock-up stalls have you constructed and handed over to Ebonyi traders for free? How many communities have you provided with drinking water? But you were quick to promise to give water to cattle belonging to businessmen up north just to please Mr Buhari.
If you can make water available for cattle to drink, why not make water available for irrigation or do you think the Ebonyi farmer do not like to farm all year round?
Brother Nwaeze Umahi, ekubaru oha you cannot be playing politics with our lives. The Fulani already have too much of Ebonyi state. We cannot cede more to them. This is not the time for diplomacy. The Fulani warriors with tacit backing of the presidency are close-by. If they conquer Benue value (God forbid), you will be the next conquest. Because they already have their men on ground, your house will be run over without resistance.
You lamented that cows had the audacity to obstruct the movement of an incumbent governor, if you continue with this your politics, the cows and their rearers will not only obstruct your movement, but as we know them to do, they will also uproot and burn down your house. May be by then you will no longer be in power and the North will not see an ally in you.
Come and arrest me, I am in my house!

Dr Kenneth Ngwoke
Eziga Idembia
Ezza-South LGA

Attn:Philip Nweze

Nweze1986

Glory be to God in the highest...

BeeBeeOoh:
GEJ will just be sitting down in one corner of his house and be laughing at Buhari and APC





Karma is indeed a Nigerian

Honestly..

fatymore:
good night

I didn't see your Acn as we agreed

Cadec007:
I agree with you......i thought girls were smart.......if you have a smart BF can't u get caught in the act evidence against him?

There are many call recording apps in playstore. Download. You can put your phone on record mode inside your hand bag while in his office or borrow another person's phone if you don't have 2 smart phones(many girls won't have?). If he sees you with your phone, he will be focused on that one. Put the one in the bag on flight mode to avoid calls.

Most of the randy guys are very careless bro. They feel like the emperor over the students so the least thing the would even think about is blackmail.

So it is very easy.

You can stage up friends who will monitor.
Turn your location on and post constantly on Facebook.

badmanschatz:
Due to the high rate of sexual harassment in our universities, I guess there should be an agency or body to report to.

You wont understand this until your sister, fiancee or even friend goes through it. Students die in silence with fear of failing if the speak out.

Don't say "School Authority" because they are all in this together.


Please any useful infomation??

Report to the school authority if you have concrete evidence. In other words, you must endeavour to get a concrete evidence so that he won't deny. It is easy to get nowadays with technology.

6UEE:
tbe feeling of when you're bought new school shoes and you can't wait till Monday to wear it

You can say that again..

See below for my post on the abduction on another thread

https://www.nairaland.com/4361281/buhari-speaks-missing-111-students

So Buhari has found out that finding Chibok girls is now stale, he has to plan a new abduction so that he will have a fresh set of girls to find. In a weeks time you will hear that 10 of the 111 girls have been rescued

Then I found this thread looool
They didn't even wait for 10 days...