₦airaland Forum

MXrep:
Now, this is very Funny

dOnLarich:
what more can I say

Nairadean:
Why should you mock Nigeria.

asadike:
Lol. Abeg o, nairalanders, una no go kill me o. Agaba, wait make dss catch u, u go produce dat student by force.

momentoftruth:
of course, those who ate Aisha rice won't like it

arewaempire:
Lolzzz.. Especially at the advantage of Zero budget.

Nigerians get bad mouth..

modath:
Agabs, you just gatz to manage my Bubu like that ooo,

At least we manage your hero like that even if na lounge & sip henny he dey while he leave barn open make hin goat nearly finish community yams!

Just smile, 2023 don nearly reach for here!!

modath:
... Ayam laughing!!!

LMFashions:
GBAM!!!

theV0ice:
Did Dokpesi deny collecting money from Dasuki? Did Anenih deny? Did Nduka Obaigbena deny? Did Iyorchia Ayu deny?

Why can't Dasuki counter Buhari with evidence? Or was the transaction carried out in the dream?

Do you know the panel set up to his indict salami reversed itself and asked GEJ to reinstate the man? Did your hero remember he was meant to be a democrat here?

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/5228-why_jonathan_can_t_reinstate_justice_salami.html

Okowa a PDP won his case, Darius Ishaku won his case, 2 APC senators lost their seats to PDP in kogi state alone....my Bros, Buhari's party has lost their fair share in this matter.

You're the one who chose to believe he forged his certificate and I wonder how fearful GEJ was that even you know it was a forgery yet the FG was powerless to do anything.

If it was a forgery, GEJ would have done something otherwise I consider him an accessory

When did the house become APC house? Was David Mark and his gang also under Tinubu's control? If you give GEJ 100 terms, he wouldn't pass the PIB.

That isn't a reversal my friend except you're telling me higher tarrif is all there is to your famed auto policy

So he wasn't a real dictator then? He was only acting tough? Hmmm

With oil price the way it is and GEJ having wasted the savings he met and the ones he should keep, like the prodigal son, we have no choice but to borrow if we hope to do anything. What i don't expect him to do is sign away our sovereignity in the process

OK I'm like 90% in agreement with your position here

But of course all under PMB was authorised by him right?

Did he also settle out of court with those brutalised at the APC office of n Lagos? Including the pregnant woman?

Anybody hoping to lead a group of people MUST HAVE SOME ELEMENTS OF DICTATORSHIP as we can see from the weak and docile GEJ.

Even LKY agrees fully

Knownpal:
Due to the situation Nigeria met herself now and with the way education is being run in Nigeria, I would like to suggest if the Senate can pass a bill that will ensure every graduates from secondary school to go for a compulsory one year or two years of vocational training before seeking admission into university or other wise go to any other higher institutions.

Now to me, these are the features and benefits :


Features
1. A student can go for any vocational training of his or her choice.
2. Vocational training centres are accredited by a private body or government (any which way) after a request from any interested vocational centres.
3. A certificate is issued to the student which will be among the requirements of every university. Validity must be ensured here with sound database keeping which will be checked by universities for validity and to avoid corruption.

Benefits
1. Reduces mass admissions.
2. Reduces unemployments even after graduation from university and there's no white collar job, such student can use the skills gotten to live.
3. Makes students to grow and learn about life and morals before going into university which reduces illegal acts such as robbery, prostitution and cultism etc. after gaining admission.

Now this is it. I want to know what Nigerians think about this my proposed bill. What other advantages and features do you think of, will this approach really help us Nigerians, or is it a bad shot. Please I want serious minded comments, The moderators know how they can help.
Thank you, though I don't look forward to any bashing.

Sorry for any typos and bad alignments, I typed on a phone.

theV0ice:
My brother, when I dey hear guns dey report, I remember again say life no get duplicate. Wetin go stop armed robbery na?

You wan talk say na Buhari send them again abi?

theV0ice:
Here you go again...

I hope he hasn't named Obama as one of the beneficiaries? You said Dasuki said he gave PMB $300k and you expect me to swallow it? Has he published the PMB account he wired the funds to? Or was it Ghana must go?

He has Intel's and as the dunce he is, he's still suffering for righteousness sake instead of spilling the beans? Shame on him and long may he languish in jail

Don't you think this stand of yours is rather hypocritical? So invading people's privacy is right because GEJ also did it? What extent do you think it should get to before the line of dictatorship is breached?

Do you remember justice salami saga? GEJ, as weak as he was insulted the judiciary more than anybody around my friend.

He didn't need to reprint anything. Actually I'm less than 50 and I lost my birth certificate when I included the original in my common entrance registration documents due to overzealousness. Do you think its a crime? Or is it possible I was never born?

You have to wonder why GEJ who comes from the Niger Delta wasnt serious enough to expedite action on the PIB. I guess he too was under the spell of the Americans and British? Can you provide a link that confirms PMB reversed the auto policy?

He also impounded a British airways plane and jailed 2 British engineers in retaliation for the British jailing his mercenaries.... Does that still indicate him a puppet?

Will you support the idea of restricting more items from the forex qualification list just like GEJ banned rice import? If PMB does that to encourage local production and conserve forex, what will you say?

So who is your model democrat? Remember GEJ impounded newspapers and beat up their staff? Remember under him a sitting governor was caged in govt house by a CP? Remember you admitted he invaded the privacy of citizens by tapping into phones?

Who is your model democrat since LKY whom GEJ so desperately wished to be seen as doesn't pass your criteria?

Choi!! Wetin dey vex you this morning wey you dey abuse my man like this??

theV0ice:
My brother, no be small thing. Help me thank God o. I was typing a reply while hiding from highway robbers on Benin bye pass. We had to run back to stay with other travellers at the NNPC mega station before some mopols attached to some VIP came to dislodge them. It wasn't funny. I'm travelling and my friend is driving. Doing all this on a phone isn't easy at all. Moving in and out of network coverage... Just got to Ondo town and stopping to buy something enabled me to finish the reply.

You also didnt make the job any easier with the way your post was made

ellechrystal:
Lmao..... see person wey know book

theV0ice:
I see no case of the judiciary dancing to the tune of the executive in Metuh's case. Were u expecting the judge to give accelerated bail hearing because its Metuh? The law says EFCC have 5 days to respond and he must wait for the 5 days.

I guess you and I hate different things then. I hate the Odili case more than any other. I[b] hate big men who steal with impunity then turn round to frustrate justice hiding under rule of law[/b].

There is a greater prison than Kuje; it is the conscience of men. A President who was sponsored with stolen money by a thief, is in a greater prison with the thief. And it shall manifest soon.

theV0ice:
@the bold, i always laugh when i hear you say that. So Dasuki was funding Buhari's campaign right? I guess you also believe Diezani gave Buhari some money towards his election? my friend, i have no comment on this particular line of thought you've adopted

Will you see anything wrong if Buhari repeats LKY's statement below?

The $300K he gave to him was for what? he was a saboteur. One of the first statements he made was that APC was not being fair to him. He said he had intels that would have been against them but he refused to act on them. Who does that? The so called APC guy that EFCC arrested who allegedly returned N100m, has not been jailed. Why? N100m was from Dasuki or not?

"I am often accused of interfering in the private lives of citizens. Yes, if I did not, had I not done that, we wouldn’t be here today"
Every government is accused of that. GEJ's government was accused of phone tapping and so on. Every government interfere with privacy to extent. Buhari is ridiculing the Judiciary




It's not my fault or Buhari's fault that the constitution demands no more than a School Cert to qualify for President. It's also not Buhari's fault or my fault that Section 318 of the constitution also equates primary school leaving cert with Secondary school cert. I don't know how many Nigerians can produce a certificate they obtained in 1953.


Everyone will and those who cannot can get a reprint. At least Cambridge hinted that they could release information on that if he authorized them which he refused to do. BTW, are you insinuating that when you turn 72 that you won't know where you School cert is?




The puppet you were so sure would repeal the anti-gay law at Obama's request right?
I can remember saying that. I did not think he would do that. What I believed he would do has all be done. he has rversed the auto policy for instance, the PIB is resting in peace etc

The puppet who sought to embarrass Britain by kidnapping Dikko under the nose of British Intelligence right?[b][/b]With the help an Isreali mechinery, any government can be embarrassed. But APC went over drive because it was rumoured GEJ involved mechinaries in Boko war

What did you say when he called the bluff of JP MORGAN and their index? What have you been saying since he's stubbornly refused to allow our currency to be devalued as all the international agencies controlled by the same Americans have been 'advising'? My friend, Buhari is nobody's puppet. Better than GEJ who was a puppet to PEJ, DIEZANI, DASUKI etc
What did IMF come to Nigeria to do? IMF just told Buhari that they will send a team of experts to look into your budget if it is eventually found. She told them in plain terms, this is bollocks.. That is not my point. Ignoring JPM index did not prevent international business men from working with it. You are aware of the amount of funds that has left the system and those that changed direction. GE health wasnted to invest $40 billion in Nigeria. Their plan was to set up by July, his delay made them shift to September, then November and now it is almost not talked about. He refused to devalue the naira but naira sells $305/$ because of his policy. He has been forced to reverse the no dollar deposit policy anyway. he is a puppet and he is still being manipulated. Watch it, he will sign the EU-Africa treaty ( I pray he does not). It was one of the reasons they turned against GEJ because the refusal runs against the raw material initiative. Do you know why they banned the exportation of beans and some other commodities? It is manipulation. Before the lift the ban as they will do this year, they demand that he signs the treaty. They don't want to take chances and I am sure he will bend over backwards and get rammed. The autopolicy does not favour the US. After Wheat which makes up 25% of Nigeria imports from the US, the next is used vehicles at 21% (2011 figures) The cost of wheat import in 2011 was $1.2 billion. By 2013, GEj had reduced importation from the US by 38.8%. Wheat importation was considerably affected. Cost of wheat import went down to $962 million. Guess what, the cost of vehicles imported went up to $1.3 billion. You know that is very true. that's a market, the US was not ready to also lose and with the Agric revolution under the bow tie minister, Wheat importation wet further down. With the Autopolicy, your guess is as good as mine. Buahri has reversed the gains. Ban on rice importation by GEJ and the immediate reversal by your oga?

See your model democrat, LKY again in his oratorical gloryWhere did I say he is my model democrat?

"Freedom of the press, freedom of the news media, must be subordinated to the overriding needs of the integrity of Singapore, and to the primacy of purpose of an elected government."
[color=#006600]If you did not have freedom of the press, you would not have won the election. And like I said, the same tool will be different in different hands

"If you can’t force or are unwilling to force your people to follow you, with or without threats, you are not a leader."

"I always tried to be correct, not politically correct."
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Do you think Buhari is allowed to say any of the above?

theV0ice:
I wish he will agree to implement it.

But i wish the more that GEJ had done it before he left....That way we wouldn't have been at the mercy of the daura cattle rearer my friend loves to hate

However until then, the law enforcement agencies under Buhari and with the advice of erudite lawyers like Osinbajo, Sagay, Odekunle etc are getting a step ahead of the crooks and their corrupt lawyers. Under the circumstances, we'll manage it like that

theV0ice:
Are you serious?? I'll check up to read for myself.

Countless folks have insulted Buhari and haven't been arrested so i wonder why this guy's own will be special.

I'll check my bro

theV0ice:
My dear friend, Lee Kuan Yew was a 6-time elected prime minister who was asked by his people to continue as Senior minister after stepping down in 1990 and he continued in that capacity for another 14 years. After stepping down again, he was made Minister-Mentor for another 7 years until his death.

This was a tough guy loved by his people despite the fact that most in the west considered him a harsh dictator who muzzled the media.

Buhari has broken no law with respect to any court injunction. There's no law that says a man can't be arrested for a crime after getting bail for another. Buhari isn't a dictator....He's simply a man who has refused to be cowed by the whimpering of crooks whose access to our yam barns have been curtailed.

Buhari's exams will come again in 2019. If you're still unsatisfied with his rule and i eventually become dissatisfied with it, we'll combine our PVC's to vote him out but until then, let the politicians who have stolen our commonwealth stew in their own juice.

They never had single pity for Nigerians, why should Nigerians pity them?

Lee's rule was criticised, particularly in the West, for curtailing civil liberties (public protests, media control) and bringing libel suits against political opponents. He argued that such disciplinary measures were necessary for political stability, which together with rule of law, were essential for economic progress

Lee graduated from Fitzwilliam College, Cambridge University, with a double starred-first-class honours in law. In 1950, he became a barrister of the Middle Temple and practised law until 195

In the process, he forged an effective system of meritocratic and highly efficient government and civil service

modath:
You know quite well e never reach make a dey fear to talk my mind, just don't see why you & I should continue to flog the same dead horse we've been on since most of these kids here been in junior high, hence the waka pass....

Our political leanings are on different wave lengths,never gonna meet! 5+yrs me know you oo.

Kano, the commercial nerve cen­tre of the North, and arguably, the heart of northern Nige­ria politics witnessed a number of so­cial, political and economic activities in 2015. The major one among them was, indeed, the 2015 general elections and the emotion and passion that followed the presidential aspect of the elections that finally saw President Muhammadu Buhari defeating Goodluck Ebele Jon­athan who was the incumbent. Though President Buhari hails from Daura, in the neighbouring Katsina state, it is, in­deed, a well-known fact that Kano re­mains his political stronghold where he gained support from across all classes of people, ethnicity and religion. The common man known as the Talaka in Kano invested almost everything to en­sure that Buhari emerged the president. 'Change',the slogan of the All Progres­sive Congress (APC) on which platform Buhari climbed to power added spice to his victory and what people expect­ed from him.

To the man on the street, once Bu­hari became President, everything about Nigeria would change. Money will flow, the price of foodstuff, petroleum prod­ucts, and other daily provisions would come down. Electric power would be steady, water would flow and the wild gulf between the rich and the poor would disappear. But seven months af­ter, the ordinary man on the street of Kano believes that things are rather get­ting worse. Malam Abdullahi Isah who sells foodstuff in Abubakar Rimi market almost cried when he narrated how he ensured that every member of his fam­ily voted for President Buhari with the hope that as the Mai Gaskiya (a man of truth), things would rather get bet­ter when he gets there, “but I feel very disappointed that as I am speaking with you, I have not noticed any change be­cause we are not feeling it for the bet­ter. Things are very hard; my children no longer go to school because there is no money to feed not to talk of paying for their school fees. When we voted for President Buhari, we thought that by now, every Nigerian will have no cause to complain, but I am surprised the way things are going.”

The traders are not alone in lament­ing the effects of the local economy which many have agreed are not friendly. When The AU­THORITY visited WAPA, a major Bureau De Change mar­ket in Kano that serves not only the neighbouring states in the North, but other neighbouring countries like Niger, the mon­ey changers were practically lamenting bad market. Alhaji Musa Bako, Secretary of Hara­mat Travel, Tours and Bureau De Change Nigeria Limited captured the mood in the en­tire market. “As you can see, ev­erywhere is dry. The money is not flowing. We have not had it worse than this,” he lament­ed, insisting that many peo­ple who invested their votes in President Buhari’s victory are beginning to wonder whether they made a mistake. “I voted for APC, I voted for President Buhari but I am not happy the way things are going because people are suffering.”

Alhaji Musa believes that some of the policies of Presi­dent Buhari’s administration are not friendly for the local market. “For instance, between 2013 to 2014 when one Dol­lar sold at between N150 and N160, things were flowing,. You can use your Naira and buy as much Dollar as you wish to buy from the CBN and other bank; and sell to the local market and make your gains; but the case is not the same today. Do you be­lieve that as I am speaking to you, you cannot buy more than $50, 000 in a day? That, I un­derstand is a matter of govern­ment policy, but I want to tell you that such policy is gross­ly affecting our market. We no longer make gains. You can buy dollar from the bank at the cost of N270 from a bank but before nightfall, you will be surprised that the same Dollar has fallen to N260 at the open market. So, you understand that there is no gain in the business anymore.”

However, even though, peo­ple are complaining in Kano, the state Deputy Governor, Prof. Hafiz Abubakar, at the eve of handing over programme in May last year, cautioned peo­ple to tighten their belt, insist­ing that the economy in the months ahead would not be friendly. Prof. Hafiz Abubakar solicited for the understand­ing of the people of the state, just as he stated that the state treasury is in a sorry state. Prof. Hafiz said that, “the state has a very huge challenge to con­tend with in terms of finances in both state and local govern­ment levels. The people should bear with us. We have already started the austerity journey.”

He noted that between 2011 and 2015, Kano state received N419.975 billion from the federation account, while the money allocated to the Local Governments within the period under review stood at 346.591 billion. He further stated that out of this figure, the state gov­ernment expended N418.168 billion, while expenditure re­corded from the Local Gov­ernment allocation was N329 billion. The Committee chair­man also stated that previous administration completed 4019 projects, with an outstanding balance of N105 billion as re­gards the 2715 on-going proj­ects, while it inherited 671 projects from the past admin­istration, with over N30 billion debt from its predecessor. He said Kano state has about 143, 380 personnel , employed ad­ditional 10, 000 youths while 7,494 youths recently employed into the service of the govern­ment are yet to be reflected in the payroll with salary arrears amounting to N789 million. The report of the Committee also indicated that about N20 unpaid vouchers are already ly­ing at the Ministry of Finance, with N4.402 Billion pension li­abilities.

Worse of it all is that people in Kano continue to lament the inability of President Buhari’s administration to ensure the steady availability of petroleum products. Throughout the last lap of 2015 up to this month, availability of petroleum prod­ucts has become a challenge to Kano, just like other states. It has become so worrisome that people now patronize make-shift filling stations on the roadsides where the prod­ucts are sold at exorbitant pric­es, owing to the scarcity of the product in conventional filling stations. Alhaji Mohammed Aliyu, a tricycle operator told The AUTHORITY that buying a gallon of fuel at N850 in the black market has really affect­ed his daily budget. “Even when you hike the transport fare, you will still go home complaining because you cannot meet up. Right now, I tell you that most people have resorted to trek­king when the distance is not too far, unlike before when a passenger can pop in and give you N50 for a short drop. So, I must tell you that things are really difficult. I voted for Bu­hari, I voted for change, but I am yet to see the dividends of the change. Please tell Presi­dent Buhari to change gear for the interest of the masses. He should be more concerned with policies that will affect the ev­eryday life of the masses posi­tively,” he lamented.

Be that as it may, The AU­THORITY reports that figures and economic policies mean almost nothing to the ordi­nary man in Kano who grap­ples with the realities of provid­ing daily meals for his family, paying school fees, house rents, electricity and water bills in an economy that is yet to yield fa­vourable fruit to the masses. Though President Buhari got up to two million votes from Kano, another check by The AUTHORITY indicates that his popularity in the ancient com­mercial city has continued to dwindle owing to the fact that seven months after, the mass­es who voted him into power complain bitterly that nothing has changed, yet.

theV0ice:


Relax my friend. GEJ was touting himself as a modern day Lee Kuan Yew and you guys were lapping it up. I guess non took time to read up on the tough former soldier who changed the fortunes of Singapore. China is threatening America's position as greatest economy in the world due largely to the pioneering work of Mao Zedong but would you decide to close your eyes to his toughness and ruthlessness in dealing with the stumbling blocks he encountered on his way?

I guess Obama forgot America was a democracy when 8 years after his promise to close Guantanamo, the place of horror is still flourishing? Its hilarious seeing republicans call the 'sissy' from kenya a dictator. I guess they want all the nursery school kids to finish dying before they'll support an executive action on guns. Desperate times need desperate and tough folks and we are in such times.

Once again my friend, Buhari didn't win because Nigerians thought he'll be another duck like GEJ. Nigerians voted for him because they wanted a Buhari who will make thieving politicians shed tears of pain and I WILL BOLDLY SAY HE HAS BROKEN NO LAW IN THIS WAR. He has simply learnt how to fly without perching. A judiciary that jails a phone thief for 40 years but fines a N30B pension thief of N750k cannot fight for Nigerians in a battle against thieves without a Jerry Rawlings or a chairman Mao.

See Metuh in his glory below

http://www.gbooza.com/group/nigeriapolitics/forum/topics/pdp-chieftain-metuh-embroiled

I guess the term "rule of law" hadn't been invented then?

My dear friend, concerning these politicians, Buhari has my support to break every law in the constitution

modath:
ThevOice...

Over correct you, see why I adopted you as my E-bros..


@ Agabai23,

My bros don answer for the 2 of us, nothing to add... You still my gee though.

jaybee3:
Whatever you smoking surely ain't good for your health bro


Your lame attempt to elevate the criminal called Tompolo by comparing him to the number one citizen of our dear nation automatically invites us all to give you a collective slap

Tompolo is nothing but a criminal !!!