₦airaland Forum

lmao....

jmaine: .

Please quit your silly pettiness, i asked you a simple question if Amaechi supports L.G autonomy.
Cos only then can you squarely put the blame at the door step of the L.G admins . . .

Let me put the question to you again. . . .Does Amaechi supports Local Govt Autonomy for effective grassroots development ? . . . .

Jamiu, you are not answering his question either.....

Shine It: You're probably the only mo.ron left who still thinks Tinubu is a saint.



.

I'd love to agree with you that you hate Tinubu because he stole from you or anybody, but please tell us what he stole from you, how much , where he stole it from and who convicted him for stealing.

Only mad and insane people spew such dumb accusations without any proof or conviction to back it up and until you are able to offer credible answers to the questions, you are mad and insane...

redsun: Are we talking about lagos here as yoruba land? Can't u still get it that lagos belongs to nigerians? Are what ever cosmetics changes that happened is put together with the resources of law abiding nigerians? Resources that vampires like tinubu constantly plunders.

Your dumb question means nothign to me, not at least till you are able to tell me what the man stole, where he stole it from, how much and who convicted him for stealing.

....till then , you are spewing ignorance, hate, bitterness and gross idiocy..

rozayx5: yoruba land is commissioning hospitals
in london

Your dumb question means nothign to me, not at least till you are able to tell me what the man stole, where he stole it from, how much and who convicted him for stealing.

....till then , you are spewing ignorance, hate, bitterness and gross idiocy..

redsun: They are die hard tribal followers like real zombies. Some of them even thought awo was physically living on the moon. Average Yorubas can easily fall prey to hitler like character as a leader. They easily follow sheepishly like sheep.

Yoruba land is progressing, Yoruba land is commissioning projects everyday while we can not even remember the last time your isi ewu village governors commissioned ordinary borehole, but we are the zombies?


lmao... wonders shall never end.

rozayx5: another grammar
still dodging the question on ground
your cohort gbawe is preaching accountability and here you asking what a ex thieving governor owes the electorate. you must be blind

Your dumb question means nothign to me, not at least till you are able to tell me what the man stole, where he stole it from, how much and who convicted him for stealing.

....till then , you are spewing ignorance, hate, bitterness and gross idiocy..

rozayx5: no hate Bro, Just answer the below question from another "dullard"
if you cant then i can tag you and educated tribalistic, blind, azzlicker of corruption


i am no fan of PDP, but i hate it when APC pretent to be Angels when they are worse than the devil him self

Why do you bitter, angry and hating losers think we owe your pathetic backward village assss any answer? Of what rellevance are you to me or even Tinubu himself?


This is what you get when irrelevant jokers and clowns like you overrate your importance to humanity...

rozayx5: hmmm so 2007 is now a decade Ago sorry but 2017 is still far away, after many hours this is the only Lame excuse you could cook up, so when he was a public official Lagos has good Hospitals, when he left the Public office, his Hospitals followed him privately to London and the US
am sorry but you might loose your AZZlicking allowances cause of poor performance here

Ode, so almost means a decade to you? Do you even know the meaning of almost?.


Go back to elementary school you dullard.

Bty, is this why you are bitter? Is this why you hate the man? Can you tell us what he stole from you and your clan? Was he ever one of your worthless and incompetent isi ewu governors? Is he responsible for your backwardness and hopeless future?

How do you follishly leave alone your own do nothing and incompetent leaders respensible for your doomed future and instead bitter and mad at Tinubu who is not even anybody's public official?

I know hate and bitterness is part of your DNA, but this endless fixation on one man is nothing but madness.

Seriously, who do ibo people hate this guy so much?

Tinubu is not your leader and he never was responsible for your lives or anything in your villages..

This level of blind and unexplaibed hate is mad and sickening, but such is only expected from the usual bitter and angry people with worthless and incompetent leaders.

Your villages are crumbling and heading back to the stone age and you are here killing yourselves with hate over Tinubu? What's he going to do? Help you fix your sorry existence? Give you your own Fashola to help pull your villages back from the brink of abyss?

What is your beef with the man?

The man governed Lagosians for 8 years and I don't see Lagosians going nuts and mad like you clowns.

You people have serious clan and social issues for sure and I don't think Tinubu is your panacea..

rozayx5: Mr man stop all this rubbish grammar, can you please explain why there is no Standard Hospital in Lagos, that can perform a common Knee surgery, after all you Fashola and Tinubu Asszz lickers shout all over the politics section, with your so called picture proof of fake progress,

my point is APC = PDP - disgruntled members
if this was PEJ you would be all over the place, lets see how you defend your criminal master and his House Boy Fashola

the other day someone was lamenting about his treatment at LASU Teaching hospital, you were nowhere to be found

APC promise us a 60,000 Mwatts bla bla bla, common hospital they cannot build, and they claim to be a reasonable opposition

Tinubu is a private citizen, he's not a public official and he can even go to the moon for anything, that's his business, not yours.

[quote author=Prof_Dumbledore]Dude you're so pathetic. He should go and 'watch a match'? If Jonathan or even an ordinary minister in Jonathan's cabinet tries such, you folks will be the 1st to call for his head. Upon all the billions Tinubu siphoned he couldnt build a 'standard hospital' in Lag? APC is the best party my CO.CK![/quote]Dullard. Jonathan is a public official, Tinubu is not , he left office almost a decade ago.

They must have stopped teaching social studies and civic education in Nigeria.

[quote author=madam_oringo]The ID was newly created by one of those who cannot identify with their father's true origin but hide under moniker names to appear as though they came from another part of the country! You know them, no need to mention names![/quote]

Time registered: September 21, 2013

Time spent online: 1 hour & 9 minutes

Last seen: 1:15am

View Segun_Oshogbo's posts (5) | View Segun_Oshogbo's topics (1)

Same akpu clowns and dullards..

taharqa: What did he do, ni??

Don't worry about it, mind your village akpu and cassava bread business...

Lovely how this building is located on Oduduwa cresent in Ikeja.

A

How do you even get any form of credible development in the delta when half of 8 years budgets, allocation, taxes and derivations landed in Ibori's personal accounts all over the world.?

His brother the acting governor is on the same track


Alams in Bayelsa took it futher by looting every penny while the current Aso Rock dullard as his deputy acted dumb by l;ooking the other way, or maybe they looted the whole thing together hencwe the clown not publicly disclosing what's in his personal accounts...

The same dullard as the deputy and acting governor didn't build one single classroom in Bayelsa

Odili dind't carry last, he looted unrestarained, sylva and Dickson are also looters INC.


The whole region is looters INC.

Nigerian accused of 'juju' theft

Sam Edem, chairman of the Niger Delta Development Commission, is accused of taking $6.8m (£3.4m) of state money.

He has been charged with theft and criminal conspiracy by a court who heard he spent millions on black magic.

Police allege in one ritual he burned millions of naira and rubbed the ash on his body. "We believe that this is money from the Nigerian government, money that should have been used to develop the Niger Delta," Police Commissioner Ali Amodu said

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7572979.stm


NDDC money is is personal money and these clowns spends it at will all day everyday...

omonnakoda: You are the olodo. You will register with your fingerprint which is the same for your passport so if we need to find you we will. Your registration will be linked to several other individuals and anyone who phones you regularly or emails you. We are everywhere
We will verify, you think everyone is as dumb as you. We will take your fingerprints and verify other details. We have encted legislation and you are liable to be jailed for false information. MOST people will comply while there will be fraudsters like everywhere else in the world BUT every hospital encounter and school admission will be linked to these cards and we will get bank details too. The reality is MOST people will be captured and random regular checks on phone numbers will be made. We will phone you and if you don't answer we void your card. We will visit your address and if we don't find you we void your card .

Lagos State Forensic Lab To Gulp N89b

The proposed first ever Forensic Laboratory in Africa by the Lagos State Government will gulp N89 billion. The laboratory will be sited in Badagry.

Commissioner for Works and Infrastructure, Dr. Kadri Hamzat disclosed this at the weekend in Lagos, Southwest Nigeria, saying that the government was ready to roll out the project that will help to resolve mysterious death in the country. “The laboratory is not just about Lagos. It is about the entire country. When Dana crash happened in Lagos, there is no forensic laboratory in this country. In Lagos State, We have designed the forensic laboratory. We have done the need assessment. Governor Fashola put the report together and sent it to the Presidency.

“We have got the land for the project. At the time we were doing it, French Embassy and British High Commission observed that it would open up vast opportunities for the country. The US Embassy helped us and linked us with FBI to see how they did it. If we can do this, the economy of Lagos and Nigeria would improve,” he stated
.

The commissioner said several countries go abroad for forensic issues, adding that “if we have it in Lagos, why should they go to the US for forensic test? The laboratory will go through accreditation. Once that is done, it is the same test that will be conducted in Nigeria. As long as we have that accreditation, what is here is what is in their country.

“We are just taking money out of the country. Now, if we do that and build the road, imagine the transaction that takes place among West African countries. There are so many things that are involved.”


According to Hamzat, “we have done the need assessment. In order to build forensic laboratory anywhere in the world, you must first do a need analysis. A need analysis tells you that if you build a ballistic laboratory and if a gun is shot, how is it shot?


They will now talk to the police on how many do you have in one year and how many people live in this community. When the team came, they spoke with commissioner of police, judges, prison officers and so on. “We have done those analyses. In that report, we have indicated all these facts. Our consultant just finished building one forensic laboratory in Kuwait. It is fantastic. It involves a lot of money today. It requires about N89 billion.


“We realise that if the country needs it, let us act together as a country. We have sent the report to Mr. President. He also has acted on it and sent it to the Inspector-General of Police. One commissioner has come to us in Lagos and we have held series of meetings on this project. Definitely we can see positive reaction on it.”

They don't know what's coming, e go do them like film trick....

lmao

Orlando Owoh: When a flight was horriedly arranged from Ethiopia to land in the Enugu Airport, I knew something was fishy. A maiden flight to an upgraded international airport should be from one of the well known carriers in the world like British Airways, Air France, Lufthansia, Emirate, etc. I want to believe these airlines were approached but declined because there was no paper to show that the airport had been given legal backing to operate as an international one.

The whole thin na the same crooked arrangee rubbish these clowns and jokers are known for..

International airport according to mumuchukwu, but not according to rule of law and the constitution. Talk about a 419 international airport aka village landing strip... smh.

emiye: So the wife of Akwa Ibom Governor will have to register for Lagos State Residency card .

I saw this coming.... Akpabio and his family don port to lagos so it's a must. lmao

POTUT: Lagos State is proceeding with signs of half-measures and official nervousness...whether this will be good or bad depends on a lot of variables that are yet to unfold.

I worked in a formal sector for five years until a three years ago. My PAYE tax was deducted at source and it was reflected in my payslip. I also got a tax identification from the State for one year, I didn't get for the rest of the five years due to several administrative and collaboration incompetencies between the formal sector and the State government.

When I stopped working three years ago, of course my tax stopped going to the government, because there was nothing to tax anymore.
Now I wonder, does Lagos still have my data in their tax database? Did they observe that my tax ID had suddenly stopped spitting taxes? Did they transfer my data to an unemployment database due to inactivity? Did they write me a letter, SMS, phone call to inquire my status? None of the above. Did the State care that I had suddenly become unemployed?

Now this brings me to my question. What is the essence of this exercise? I understand the setting up of the agency - LASRRA, but I don't get the urgency or need to for the mass action. This has always been a major bane of Nigeria, attempting to round up solutions, as opposed to gathering discrete solutions. Let me give you numerous examples, and add this to the tax story I started with.

My two kids were born in a private clinic in Lagos. A day after their births, over two years, I promptly registered them at the population office a stone throw away, located in the same compound as a police station and LCDA. If Lagos has a regulated health sector, then even private clinics are obliged to report births every week. Lagos has a data entry point here.

I live in an area that is fast developing in terms of physical houses and shops. Within the enclosure (which we commonly refer to as 'estates' in Lagos), there was no form of layout or planning, consequently, residents have built houses on irregular-sided streets, making for a nasty and unsightly development. Each time when I have courage to ponder it, I wonder where the government was when these smash-and-grab developments were coming up. Of course we have no paved roads or water supply (as it is in Ikeja and environs, you have to dig your own borehole). However, a waste disposal concessionaire covers the estate, and residents are subscribed to them, paying N1,000.00 monthly. I get receipts from these guys every month, and I wonder, if Lagos State regulate these waste concessionaires, then Lagos will have an accurate demography of the residents in my estate, through our waste disposal subscriptions. Most, if not all of these 'estates' have vibrant residents' associations with elections that produce their excos, and they meet every sanitation saturday to discuss mutual issues. Another data entry point.

I update my vehicle's registration every year, through the popular Autoreg scheme. As part of my fees (N1,500.00), I am charged for SMS notification. My phone number is also entered in this data. Since 2008, I have only received one SMS notification (2009), and after that have never received for the next 4 years. The money has gone somewhere, hasn't it? (but let's leave that for now). Another data entry point for Lagos as a State.

During every election, we pretend it is our first election and vote huge sums of money for voter registration. Meanwhile, right under our noses, thousands of students just passed out through our secondary school system and commonsense demands that we sanction NECO & UTME to furnish us with the list of registrants that year, so we can add them to the eligible voters list. The State can also add the registrants/students of school within the State and correlate their guardian/parent information with whatever existed previously. This is another data entry point.

For those who drop out and continue to learn some trade, if the State has got its acts right, they would learn a trade/do apprenticeship under an already tax-registered artisan. If artisans are required by State laws to divulge certain information (e.g number of apprentices working under you and their names) every year in their tax returns, then the State can source an applaudable percentage of the demographic data it requires to do anything. Another data entry point.

When cases are brought to the State magistrate courts (and other courts in the State), another data entry point is available.
There are many more potential data entry points for Lagos, but these will do for now. My point is restated, why do we enjoy rounding up solutions in Nigeria?

The police does it through mass arrests instead of putting together discrete pieces of evidence.
FRSC does it through en masse vehicle re-registration instead of collecting individual data on every vehicle license and DL renewal across the country (facilitated by honest collaborations with State governments).
INEC does same every four years instead of collaborating with hospitals/morgues (for death certificate data), schools (for SSCE/NECO/UTME registration data), Immigrations (for passport application/renewal data). Countless agencies of government engage in the same en masse, knee-jerk and momentary solutions.

We often accuse the FG of practicing a unitary system, in turn, the States also practice unitary systems by stifling the autonomy of the LGs (even through their laws and the ones sponsored by their senators and reps) and concentrating everything upon the executive governor's office, instead of strengthening the services and institutions I mentioned in the examples above. Lagos, and indeed any other State can generate all the demographic data it needs by strengthening and reforming its local institutions, not by the unitary act of registering residents en masse, as if there is about to be one huge roll call event...or is there?

How is it going with the Lagos drivers' license thing? Active or dormant?

I wish Lagos success in another en masse, rounded-up, unitary solution to the challenges that come with statehood.

Unfortunetly for you, this is not just for working adults, apartment owners, waste collection subscribers, it's for every Lagosian employed or unemployed including students/School children.

Budgeting without any knowledge or idea per how many people you are budgeting for is like walking in the dark, you need to know how many school kids to build schools for and how many teachers to hire and the list is endless.

In fact, when you go to the market to buy food for your family, do you buy food for yourself because you are the only employed member of your family or do you also buy for your kids, your unemployed brother, sister living with you, your aged mother/father living with you>>>>?

You need to know exactly who is your primary responsibility via valid identification for prudent and effective financial, manpower and resource management, security and crime fighting.

All the silly and irrelevant unitary or federal rubbish is nothign but stupidity and ignorance, this is purly a sane and rational public administration tool to better people's lives.

biafranqueen: Health Care Facility

This is a re-post..



www.nairaland.com/attachments/1314565_cccc_jpg32e2a8110147d83ee82143cb0a4a89af

Obviously, clueless retardeed made a political move instead of follow stated laws of the land, the need to please cater a segment of the population for cheap political reasons trumped common sense and rule of law.

Why expect more from a dullard..?

[quote author= d citizen][s]@Agbameta, u have had western education i presumed and i expect u to have a global and broad based mindset. Despite ur level of education, u still have a narrow mind in this 21st century. Look at what media propangada and junk journalism have done to ur soul and mind. U need to properly evaluate media report to make informed argument becos the media house now represent the opinnion of those who owned and these pple are not ordinary pple or massess but pple who use presidential jet and impose their daughters who barely have enterpreneurship skills and ideas as market leaders. if nigeria is still breeding pple like u in the 21st centruy, then the future of the country is blinked. Nigeria need open-minded and global thinking pple not a religious bigot and tribalist. All tribes need eachother to survive and a responsible govt should be conscious of her policies thrust to prevent ethnic mistrust which is a weird wind dat blow no good. Those dat bring development to ur region need respect and protection. Anything short of this gratitude is sheer hypocricy and paradigm delusion. Our nascent democracy is on course and any attempt to derail this democracy will be treated as such[/s][/quote]

d citizen:
Olabode george is right on point.

With the quote above and you referencing a thief, a convict and a shamed public servant, you have zero credibility and you have no business talking about any form or brand of anybody's education, in fact, you shouldn't be part of any intelligent discuss.

Please scram and find your level..

plasgidy: Na today!!! There has been so many ids like this in nigeria, national id which was issued by the local govt. Where did it end?

To me this is just waste of time and scass ressus. National id is the best id to use to protect the cityzenry and the govt and votes, but its iginored

Definatly there is more to this plan, we will live to see the end

Nna, eyi ga ju o...

^^^^^^The ugly and no definition crap is really a government building?


You are not helping Ada Obi with these pictures...

See damage control with silly and irrelevant random and disjointed pictures after teacher don mark exam and record result....

[quote author= d citizen]Lagos govt initiatives have nothing to do with with the igbo pple. But pple have the right to boycot the exercise if they sense insincerity in it. Must we tribalise all issues? If ur place of birth is not recognised by your host state, the affected pple may not have a sense of belonging to the state and own their allegiance to their state of origin. It is quick to cite the america case wen it involves the state of resident registration but it is not quick to cite d american case wen it come to the place of birth and citizenship . I sense so much insincerity in this exercise and ethnic profiling for the 2015 election to see if other tribe population in lagos posed a threat to the survivial of apc in lagos. Make no mistake, politics is a game of number. If it is very easy to cow the indigene of the state with media propanda and junk journalism, it may not work for the other tribes in lagos. The project about resident registration is about ethnic profiling becos information such as state of origin and age will be provided. I see this project collapsing becos of lack of sincerity of purpose which has become the bane of this country dvelopment from independance to date[/quote][quote author= d citizen]Olabode george is right on point. Nigeria as a country will fail to exit without the pdp leadership. Pdp is a truely national party encompassing all ethnic groups and representing our diversity as the source of strength. Managing the party is quite daunting becos of shades of ideas, belief and value system but the party remain the best and model political party after ncnc. The party has a strong internal mechanism which it uses to resolve its internal conflict. That is why a regional party like ad, ac and acn which lacks originality of leadership continues to seek inspiration and outsource its leadership frm pdp rejectee, especially atiku, ribadu and the like. political party is like a marriage and hence, there is bound to be conflict. Conflict in itself is the test of strength and beauty of the party. Any political parties dat have no crisis are hypocritical parties. Pdp i strongly believe in will come out stronger than ever before as the leading political party in africa . the anti- democratic forces are weeded out of the united group. If u have been to a federal institution, u will appreciate the beauty of a group of all ethnicities. I appreciate the point made by george even thought his crime were political motivated. There are many politicians who have commited worse heinious crimes dan him but they are still roaming d country and seeking for political relevance. I take a closer look at the msg but not the messenger. Those who are condemning the man are also those who take awolowo who was convicted in 1963 by justice sowemimo of lagos high court of treasonable felony purnishable by 10years imprisonment with hard labour with 800 page indisputable as their hero bf being released by ojukwu frm calabar prison and pardoned by general gowon in 1966. May God have mercy on us in this country full of hypocricy and bankruptcy of ideas[/quote]With the red highlights especially the first at the very top, it's safe to conclude that you have akpu all over your breath and your disgusting and ignorant post manifested from retardeen syndrome and dullardism...


I be smelling you skunks from miles away...

Benefits of Registration

Allows Government to determine the overall resources required to formulate and implement policies, projects and programs, when the number of people to cater for is known.

Allows for proper allocation of resources to the appropriate sectors of the economy that meet the needs of the residents of the State.

Assist in market allocation within the State.

Identifies the number and placement of hospitals, schools, libraries and books needed in the State.

Identifies the number of teachers, doctors and nurses required to meet the needs of the populace.

Enables the State Government to classify neighborhoods within the State and determine the population thresholds for certain facilities and utilities provided by the State.

Help analyze and identify areas for urban regeneration and actions to be taken.

Enhances the ability of the Government to plan for sport and recreational centers across the State and properly place adequate staff numbers in facilities such as coaches and trainers.

Aids the service delivery strategy of Lagos State.

Ensures that the Agricultural Strategies of Lagos State Government meet the needs and demands of the residents of the State.

Ensures adequate provision of public goods for the rural and urban population in terms of logistics, transportation and market institutions.

Assist the State to eradicate poverty.

Facilitates better traffic management, when the numbers of potential commuters are known.

Helps determine the most appropriate transportation system suitable for different parts of the State - such as rail, buses, cars, ferries.

Ensures the most appropriate location of motor parks, bus-stops, jetties and terminus across the State.

Improves the health facility provision of the state by determining the appropriate number of health facilities required, their localities, appropriate staff levels, equipment and furniture.

Enables the Ministry of Health to assess the different health needs of different parts of the State.

Assist in determining the most appropriate and effective refuse collection system for the residents of the state and the amount of waste equipment and refuse collectors required for any specified locality within the State.

Population data will assist the State to effectively plan and implement disaster management strategies.

Allows for the determination of type and grading of roads, so that the design of the road transportation system is durable and appropriate to the usage.

Eko o ni baje o

Ile Eko a tu wa lara o..

FreeGlobe: [s]
I hope you have conceded to the Fact that Akpabio is light years ahead of Fashole who until recently has been losing court cases everywhere even as a SAN?[/s]

I'll let you know when I'm ready for comedy, fuckkkk off for now. You dumb asss just got clowned and punked by Sincere worthless 9gerian of all people.

What a loser... lmao