Poor man nah straight to Kirikiri, big man nah holding cell.... This life ehhnnn


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Me thinking*** If I steal #100,000k dem go sentence me to 50yrs with hard labour plus horrible food..
Me still thinking** If I steal 150Million d sentence go reduce to 20yrs plus less labour..
Me still still think** if I steal 7.5Billion dem go reduce d sentence to 12yrs with no labour .
Me concluding *** I go kukuma make am 100Billion so dat d sentence go reduce to 7yrs with full police protection, VIP section of d prison with full VIP food plus babes every nite




Welcome to my country... Like Falz once said this is Nig. every body be ... Hate speech!

majamajic:
when people complain about not having light


I always ask them can Nigerians pay for electricity ?


3k a month , u wan get light 24/7

My friend sharap, we have the gas, the water, the sun and the wind but our dumb leaders won't stop stealing. So till we start paying 10k per KW before Nigerians will start enjoying stable power supply Una go just dey make person vex

Na appeal court matter most

I go comment lera

Soft spoken with a beautiful wife. As a little boy i always love seeing him around my crib. Still have his Ozigizaga album from my late dad. Sad! Sad!! Sad!!!

Na wa oh

Heartbreak ... Suffered it twice one after I left secondary school and also my university days. Then made up my mind not to fall in love again and I have never regretted taking that decision. So for now I don't do love, I only take care of my konji . I call dem runs babe to come around, I fvck dem wella till day break, settle their bills and my heart remains intact . I cannot come and keee myself cos of love. When I am ready to marry, I will find one that is also ready to settle down.

Lagos own nah d worst...Very horrible leaders we have in this country.

Sweeeet

Okorocha just fvck up sha, scammed his state

So 563 workers didn't show up for verification? Ask d senior men especially in accounting department dem know where d 563 "workers" went to ... Dey haff turned to ghosts

Hmmm

Konji

Fvcking rubber stamp SP that has no balls to go against PMB.

APC n PDP are both bad for our democracy.

SalamRushdie:
The truth is that the hands of the DSS is tied , till they hear from Buhari in Aso Rock there is nothing they can do , that shows how much Buhari has subverted our Judiciary process , the the Judiciary is no longer an arm of govt but merely a ceremonial apparatus whose actions and verdict now serve as mere entertainment for gullible Nigerians while we wait for the real Judge Buhari to decide his own verdict .. Nigerian Judiciary and their verdict today is mere entertainment just like the cheerleader dance during Half time as it has no effect on the final outcome of the match .

True talk bro. PMB has turned the Judiciary to a really ceremonial arm of govt, PMB now chooses which court order to obey. I am pained that the last hope of common man has been turned to a toothless dog. All they need to do is to embark on a full blown strike till PMB govt. starts obeying their judgements. They should closed down the court rooms till sanity returns to the country. The sad part is they are not speaking up or fighting back, the CJN doesn't even care.
The whole nation is just fvcking docile.

LabDNA:
Falana and his worthless copies of court Judgements. Judiciary na small pikin for this regime.

Hmmm, be careful with your comment man, tomorrow is pregnant and no one knows what it holds for him/her. In d past it was Buhari, today is Sowore, it could be u or I or our relatives/friend or even any of Buhari's children tomorrow. We should abhor evil and speak out against oppression.
PMB govt. cannot continue like this, ignoring Court orders isn't healthy for any nation.

What if d table turns and God almighty makes Mr Sowore the president of this country, hope those supporting PMB will be happy if Sowore decides to oppress him, his family and friends?? Why not release him for Christ sake. Buhari disappoint people like me sha, i never thought Nigeria would be this crazy under his watch. Pathetic.

Mama Peace and her two boys. If u know, U know. Say no to hate speech.

decatalyst:




At least them tall pass your future

Hahahahahahahahahahaha, Baba u no get joy. The guy future nah midget.

[quote author=doctokwus post=82611304]
Let me ask you a simple question?
Can Nigeria cultivate enough rice to feed it's population?
Why do you think no one complains about cassava used in making eba,and yam and why we don't import those,including other examples like tomatoes,onions,pepper etc?
It's simply because we produce those in sufficient quantities.
Now the prices have gone astronomically high because the demand that hasn't increased is no longer being met by adequate supply.
Finally,to show the level of ineptitude being displayed on a daily basis by this dullard-in-chief in Chief and the embarrassment to which ar se lickers put yourself in with your comments,do you know that China and America,two of the world's highest producers of rice,still import about 10% of their rice needs each?
Of course you wouldn't know because knowledge and critical assessment of the government are too tasking for your type of brain.[/quote


We have good soils that can support the cultivation of rice but we've all turned to foreign rice dependants. The boarders should remain shut, we should suffer/endure the present hike in the price of rice, all we need to do is Mount pressure on govt. to provide more funds plus subsidized equipment for rice farmers. If we can grow enough maize to meet our needs as a country, we should also support govt. decisions that will make us grow enough rice that will meet the needs of our country. Pls we all should learn to criticise constructively.

IamAtikulate:

You think the way to create those jobs is by shutting down another source of income spinner for the govt?

You don't have to ban importation of rice. All you have to is to encourage local production and it will drive those imported rice out.

Government will earn so much from the section of the population that will stick to imported rice and again, locally produced ones will be cheaper and also have mass demand.

But today, the difference between local and foreign is just 2k and the price of local rice will continue to grow instead of decreasing.

Foreign rice under Jonathan was 8k but local rice today is 18k

How do you encourage local production of rice when smugglers and Nigerians have all sworn to buy and eat anything foreign rice. My guy wake up, we need a bold decision like this to to boost local production of rice. This administration has pumped a lot of money into local production of rice with CBN giving out massive loans but those yeye neighboring countries, smugglers plus people like you that want to continue with foreign rice won't allow government policy to work.
If I be Buhari oo, I will close the boarders for 2yrs and you will see how Nigerians will start patronizing local rice, in fact our market will be flooded with local rice, jobs will be created, the price will also crash with time and Thailand rice will go into oblivion. See my guy, in life "No Pain, No gain". Let's support our own, we complain a lot.

Hmm

Same with Alameseiya, IGP Tafa, Senators and many others. After the likes of IBB and Abacha, baba's greed and pride wrecked this great country.

The man with the "Red Cap" no follow snap ...Hmmm....

Nice 1.

That's how to fix a game

This one don turn to bad belle matter. Oga Sani should just move on

The only thing that unite Nigerians is football, I mean football only. How many persons they go for youth service? Nigerians don't give a fvck about police or military. Only football match can make an Igbo man insult a coach for not using Musa .
Stupid politicians just messed up this sweet country