A man in Malawi calls his son in South Africa last week & says, "I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing, forty-five
years of misery is enough".
"Dad, what are you talking about?'" the
son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other
any longer", the father says. "We're
sick of each other and I'm sick of
talking about this, so you call your
sister in USA and tell her".
Frantically, the son calls his sister,
who explodes on the phone, "Like hell
they're getting divorced", she shouts,
"I'll take care of this".
She calls home immediately and
screams at her father, "You are NOT
getting divorced. Don't do a single thing
until I get there. I'm calling my brother
back and we'll both be there tomorrow.
Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU
HEAR ME?"and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
.
"I told you, it's done! They are coming home for Christmas"
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Wish You A Merry Christmas in advance friends and family ! ! ! !

U are very correct

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When will everything in Nigeria be standard?

Both movies and real life its still d same Mr Ibu

There is no element of truth

dmcdad:

I trust myself die!

na you talk am ooooo

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Hmmmmm

Jusmudi:
MTN plz go nd pay, my 100naira card u collect 4 learning English wen I nr register Dey pain me. My God Dey fight 4 me

perfect mkponku

.Collectors earning N34,000 monthly; N403,000 annually
By Franklin Alli
PET bottles recycling, a new line of business which sprang from the foods and beverages industry currently generates about 1,800 jobs across value chains — pickers, collection centres and recycling plants. PET bottles are containers made of a hydrocarbon calledPolyEthyleneTerephthalate, orPET, for short.
Investigations revealed that the new industry which focuses on recycling of PET bottles, cans, crown-corks and labels, is being driven by multinational companies operating under an umbrella body called Nigerian Beverage Alliance. Its members comprise Coca-Cola Nigeria Plc, Nigerian Breweries Plc, Nestle Nigeria Plc; Nigeria Bottling Company and Seven-Up Bottling Company Plc.
The recycling is done in partnership with Alkem Nigeria Ltd, a former textile company, which is now using its machines to recycle bottles for beverage industries. Mr. Clem Ugorji, the Association’s Secretary/ Director of Public Affairs and Communications, Coca-Cola, told Financial Vanguardthat although these companies are competing fiercely for market shares, they are also working together behind the scenes to drive the recycling economy.
“We do not want to be part of the problem of waste littering our streets, canals, instead we want to be part of the success story. We ensure that litters from our products do not constitute hazards to the business, the environment and the economy,” he said.
According to him, across Nigeria’s cities and villages, as in many other developing countries, solid waste, including PET bottles and other non-biodegradable materials, end up at dumpsites and landfills, often clogging drains and waterways, contributing to health and environmental hazards.
“In response to this challenge, in 2005, Coca-Cola , in collaboration with Alkem Nigeria Limited, a synthetic fiber manufacturer, initiated a buyback and recycling scheme for used PET bottles, regardless of source or brand. Together, the partners launched Nigeria’s first bottles-to-fiber recycling operation. Coca-Cola is the only player in the beverage sector that is investing in this initiative and was joined in 2009 by its bottling partner, Nigerian Bottling Company Limited.
Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/pet-bottles-recycling-generates-1800-jobs-across-value-chains/

tobimillar:
Nna men!!! I am speechless!!!

better talk o b4 our country go spoil oooo

K

Mum no try at al

ice25:
vision 2030

ur plan no go work, na vision 2015 in JESUS name. AMEN

ice25:
vision 2030

ur plan no go work, na vision 2015

Pidggin:


Why is mum damaging her child's lungs with all those harmful gases

it is stil part of her mum responsibility

dmcdad:
If I am not a good man, then there is nothing like a good man.

If I am not one, then no one is.

u trust urself?

Lanretoye:
i don knw wetin happen, dem produce the drug but the potency na next year e go start...if u use am now, e no go work.
Atleast, we have postdated cheque so we can have post dated drug too.

lol

I wil nt do anytin ooooo because it might b bf and gf fighting

God of catholic is alive.
Glory to JESUS

Yustash001:
Simply...her Mum has farted again....

so it is called "mummy mummy Welcome, mummy mummy Welcome"

INTROVERT:
wow

are u enjoying wot mum just did?

orieoda:
A good man is "ME"
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I AM A GOOD MAN!!!

Are u sure u are a good man?

phransix147:
Wicked and greedy people...

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What is the mother's crime? Lets discuss

Mother ooooooo

I saw this pix in a friends phone so I decided to share it here and hear ur opinions

therealdeal10:
Lyk wen a gal cheats on her man, there is a sudden hate dat will grow inside d guy dat will mk him nt 2 take any gal crious again

i se ur point bt

therealdeal10:
I'm a good guy


Buh sm ladies turn sm gud guys 2 bad men

in wot ways?