₦airaland Forum

fx45: The same stale news all the time... And yet U call Urself sensible

bros small small abeg, which kind upper cut be dis early mormor
make dem no look for you, on top attempted murder accusation.

If no be buhari, who else

cute, but men go suffer for this one hand.

His he the APC national leader?

I never see anyone wey get more than one mouth, lagos or waffi Op abegi i want see.

ok, you can have all them nairaland feminist
Who cares

ok, Orji too dey nairaland, hmmmmmmm i suspect ndu_chuks

F117A: Are you kidding me?
You must be living in a zoo.

Zoo is better, at least there is water, light, food, medicine accomodation and above all human servants

ok, she never sleeps with anybody, even people who act religious movies sleep with one person or the order to be on set.

What is there to adjourn the case.

that time no beautiful women.

how can we know they are beautiful without seeing the chest area

no be small wa

Where are the pictures

hmmmmmmmmmmm all this inventions by secondary school students.

ok, nothing wrong with that.

OK, you need to be flogged for sense to return to your brain

maxit2: To improve the situation is very simple and straight forward.

1. Identify the problems(By not lying or covering anything)
2. Fix the damn problems.

Baba God don reserve your mansion for heaven for saying this truth.

s3nn2x: Everything for Naija na war. If you dey do gentle man, you go old.

I wonder why it is only when there is an outburst before the government do their job....Federal, State and Local Government...they are all guilty.

Most times for Federal and State the Executive may have released the cash but a minister/commissioning, director or perm sec deposits the money in a fixed deposit account to yeild interest for him/her. Sometimes they don't pay the full amount or pay some people their due.

It is one reason I'm agitated when people cry out and some iiiidiots would come and say don't bad mouth your government abi don't wash your dirty linen in public.

CheeNayNay: I have always said brazil is overhyped.africa/nigeria isn't the worst but the western media portray only bad stuff like hiv,poverty,malaria,polio nd the likes.Brazil is almost just as bad as nigeria,prevalence of prostitution,kidnapping,drug trafficking,killings,corruption but the western media portray them as beautiful,peaceful fun loving people.While we all pray for things to get better in naija let us try to appreciate the good things we have here and present our country to others as a beautiful place and stop slandering our homeland everywhere we go. God bless naija

Ok, this people are complaining about water shortage while in Nigeria we don't even have water. Kindly tell me a city in Nigeria with pipe borne water.

Secondly, 9ja's patience have been eroded. It's like saying don't say your mama soup no sweet, but while you keep praising your mama soup, your mama no gree improve the soup and you know say you papa they give her enough money. but because you dey praise your mama soup, she take am say no need to improve.

Footlocker: Available for inspection: UNIBEN CAMPUS!

Benin? Edo?

Adrenaline123: edited

Ok

Adrenaline123: This should be a sign to nairalanders, Igbo and Yoruba living in peace since the 70's.

Don't confuse me, do you mean three people + one person walking together

Eme9: We are watching.

True talk

lol, the hunter being hunted

I don't know him, ah! he's Lagos big boy

Ok, not taking chances.

Eyah Op take heart

The Two Cow
Since the world situation is making us all think about how governments, religions and business affect us, this simplified explanation might help us understand better.
THE "TWO-COW EXPLANATION" OF WHAT MAKES...

A CHRISTIAN:
You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbour.

A SOCIALIST:
You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbour.

A REPUBLICAN:
You have two cows. Your neighbour has none. So what?

A DEMOCRAT:
You have two cows. Your neighbour has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbour. You feel righteous.

A COMMUNIST:
You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk.

A FASCIST:
You have two cows. The government seizes both and sells you the milk. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage.

DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE:
You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government.

DEMOCRACY, NIGERIAN STYLE:
You have two cows. The government takes both cows and you are told to be patient for the milk, while those who don’t have cows, get fat on the milk.

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE:
You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE:
You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, then pours the milk down the drain.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A NIGERIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You don’t feed them but they must produce milk constantly until the cows drop dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.

A GERMAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A MEXICAN CORPORATION:
You think you have two cows, but you don't know what a cow looks like. You take a nap.

A SWISS CORPORATION:
You have 5000 cows, none of which belongs to you. You charge for storing them for others.

A BRAZILIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You enter into a partnership with an American corporation. Soon you have 1000 cows and the American corporation declares bankruptcy.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You worship them.

MadCow1: This is the result of APC politicking..


Because he has 'Chukwu' in his name, they have labelled him a fraudster and are now calling for his sack the same way they sacked 'Oduah'..



NEVER!!! Infact! Jonathan should arrest all these jobless doctors and if they resist arrest, SHOOT AT SIGHT! ..


Nigerians are dying because of this mumuish strike.

CHUKWU MUST STAY!!! LIKE IT OR NOT!

I tell ya, they all need to be shot and survivors shot again.

Good one