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Family / Re: My Husband Denied Me Sex For 8 Years, Woman Tells Court by Agrika: 7:38pm On May 06, 2015
Activa:


E be like say d problem pass menopause o. There are many women undergoing menopause yet our cities are still calm. Imagine having two of this type in Lagos. Na wahala o
Lol
Family / Re: My Husband Denied Me Sex For 8 Years, Woman Tells Court by Agrika: 6:20pm On May 06, 2015
Activa:


What's the relationship between what u wrote and the post? Is everything okay?
Our granny is undergoing menopause, abi u no notice
Family / Re: This topic is now closed by Agrika: 6:15pm On May 06, 2015
O.p u are a good man and a good neigbour it shows u really care for the well-being of a fellow man who is nt even related to u blood-wise....the only comma is that you are proposing a wrong solution...it's not wrong because you mentioned a native doctor but wrong because a typical Nigerian is a "good" christian or muslim anything "native", "traditional", "ritual", "sacrifice" is evil to them...u may go and suggest it to him now, dem go turn am to another thing before u know it u will be be reported to one "vibrant" MOG that can "see" as that "evil occultic man for our yard" by then u won't even be there to defend yourself....the best thing is to face ur front and remember them in your prayers.
Family / Re: How Do I Get My Groove Back? by Agrika: 5:59pm On May 06, 2015
@ O.p are you over-weight or just put on weight suddenly or perhaps u are depressed, as a former TTC myself sometimes frustration caused by regular failures in your quest for a child can lead to a diminished sex drive.

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Family / Re: How Do I Get My Groove Back? by Agrika: 5:43pm On May 06, 2015
RickRichards:
First off, is it answers you seek; or are you just advertising your dh?
It's not by force to comment oo if u know u hv nothing to say why don't u just ignore the thread

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Crime / Re: Woman Bites Off Employee’s Ear Over Salary In Lagos (photo) by Agrika: 2:14pm On May 05, 2015
Jimwalex:
oh boy! see gobe!!

meanwhile, say 'YES' to ONE NATION..
Igbos, Yorubas, Hausas and many other Nigerian
tribes share a lot of similarities which indicate that we have been interacting with one another before the tragedy of colonialism. Take a look at these linguistic examples;

Stone: Igbo- Okwute, Yoruba-Okuta,
What: Igbo-Gini, Yoruba-Kini,
Mouth: Igbo-Onu, Yoruba-Enu,
Body::Igbo-Aru, Yoruba-Ara,
Ear: Igbo-Nti, Yoruba-Eti.
Bag: Igbo-Akpati, Yoruba-Apo,
Goat: Igbo-Ewu, Yoruba-Ewure
Onion: Hausa-Alibasa, Yoruba-Alubosa
Stool: Hausa-Akwati, Yoruba-Apoti
Matches: Hausa-Ashana, Yoruba-Ishana
Father: Hausa-Uba, Yoruba-Baba,
Mellon: Igbo-Egwusi, Hausa:Agusi, Yoruba-Egusi.. And so on!
These are just a few of our many similarities
which no one can really explain how they came
about. Let us forget our differences and build on
our similarities. That is the way forward for
Nigeria!
The egusi part, hausa ppl learnt about it from igbo traders
Romance / Re: A Quick View Of A Nairalander And His Babe Pics by Agrika: 2:07pm On May 05, 2015
gofyourself:


oh please with your f.cking irony! fatter? please! its my opinion and thats that. if u don't like it u can go f.uck yourself. wisdom stone :DDDD don't embarrass yourself anymore. and u ask who do i think i am ? well guess what- i am me and if u don't like it- once again u can go f.uck yourself
Seems u need a hanky! Whitty
Romance / Re: A Quick View Of A Nairalander And His Babe Pics by Agrika: 2:05pm On May 05, 2015
Ehm! and by the way ds maybe the last time I may reply you little gal...boy that was some fun.
Romance / Re: A Quick View Of A Nairalander And His Babe Pics by Agrika: 2:04pm On May 05, 2015
gofyourself:


oh please with your f.cking irony! fatter? please! its my opinion and thats that. if u don't like it u can go f.uck yourself. wisdom stone :DDDD don't embarrass yourself anymore. and u ask who do i think i am ? well guess what- i am me and if u don't like it- once again u can go f.uck yourself
You know what Tramp! I just feel like hitting myself, u know why, cos I just realised I have been wasting my time with a genetic sorry I mean prehistoric fool all along...let's start with the grammar, Miss Whitethrash cheesy, in almost every sentence the F-word is present that's coming from a so called non-gibberish-speaking loser, who feels she has to "put down" other ppl inorder to boost her already deflated self-esteem. What a pity!
Romance / Re: A Quick View Of A Nairalander And His Babe Pics by Agrika: 1:48pm On May 05, 2015
gofyourself:


well am glad that u can call yourself a racist in society. Really proud of u, fat monkey. U wouldnt be attacking me so bad if u werent fat yourself smiley))) and its gud once again that u know me so well and u know what i was searching u i.diot smiley))
"Palms face* really ds white monkey doesn't get it does she....Hahaha...really like seriously, so in ur world only a fat person would contradict you, lol, I laugh at your stupidity, genetic fool....ok let me break it down for you, my main problem with you is that you had the nerve to "feel" that the guy is not suppose to love a "fat one"...as in wtf...who really do you think you are...the dude proudly displayed the pics to the whole world, that would have told your dumb brain that size doesn't matter to him but no, u still have to use ur leprous fingers to type rubbish....and the irony of the whole thing is that u are even as fat as she is, if not even fatter.
Romance / Re: A Quick View Of A Nairalander And His Babe Pics by Agrika: 1:11pm On May 05, 2015
Hahahahajahaha
Romance / Re: A Quick View Of A Nairalander And His Babe Pics by Agrika: 1:11pm On May 05, 2015
gofyourself:


What does even mean? U didnt go to school? Ohhhh poor u. Daddy didnt have enough money to buy english dictionary? cry muahahahhaha
Lolz, say what white Monk....im deliberately typing in pidgin english if u vex go learn am.
Ewu Sudan!
Romance / Re: A Quick View Of A Nairalander And His Babe Pics by Agrika: 1:09pm On May 05, 2015
gofyourself:


And THANX GOD i dont have such big a.ss! It might be pleasant in your eyes but defo not here where i live! Solid and firm smiley))) please u made my day. I can see such solid and firm everyday- creeping like ducks barely moves their a.sses
*yawns loudly* Ma'am in english please.
Romance / Re: A Quick View Of A Nairalander And His Babe Pics by Agrika: 1:08pm On May 05, 2015
gofyourself:


U f.ucking RACISTS c.unt . I dont understand a word from your giberrish! Where have u seen white monkey? Btw looked at the mirror? smiley or it broke from horror?smiley))
*yawns loudly and reties wrapper* racist you say...hehehehe...I will take that as a compliment...if truly u know anything about Nigeria you could hv understood ALL I wrote, but I guess u found out about nairaland while searching for "hot black dudes" on the internet, lol! London fowl! That's by the way...to be frank I have never seen a white monkey, heard they even existed but still doubted it but finally got to believe thier existence when I saw ur pic.
Romance / Re: A Quick View Of A Nairalander And His Babe Pics by Agrika: 1:03pm On May 05, 2015
gofyourself:


defo. i don't have such belly and a.ss like double cupboard. didnt understand your last sentence at all. well it wasn't important anyway because your opinion about me is irrelevant at all
Of course you can never have an a.ss like that even though it was available in the market for free, and in terms of belly, you guyz are almost similar, inshort her fat looks more pleasant to the eyes than yours, hers is kinda "solid" and firm, yours is just wooshy, kporokoto kporokoto "watery" fat like akamu (pap).
Next time try to remove the log in ur eyes before.....(fill in the gaps, I believe u re nt so dumb)
Romance / Re: A Quick View Of A Nairalander And His Babe Pics by Agrika: 12:58pm On May 05, 2015
gofyourself:



well gud for u, however, if u will marry her, u should consider health issues related with overweight and how it will impact yours and your children future
God in heaven see me see busybody ooo, these bush white cat no go leave ds man alone, him say him like her like that wetin come be ur own.
Romance / Re: A Quick View Of A Nairalander And His Babe Pics by Agrika: 12:56pm On May 05, 2015
gofyourself:


JESUS!!!!!! learn f.ucking english, villager !!!!!! how do u know am useless? do u know me? i don't think so b.itch. jealous about what? about telling that he is cute? or jealous about her being fat? don't u think world has more wonderful d.icks, than his? :DDDDD i.diot
Villager? Anumpama!White Monkey! You have the guts to call a beautiful YOUNG innocent ebony lady, Fat, when actually u urself look like something that was moulded with fermented Akpu, u even look like her grandma sef *takes a look at her christian mother's arm*...if truelly u are not jealous why will u "advise" him on the choice of girls to marry, him ask u, busybody, London Goat!
Romance / Re: A Quick View Of A Nairalander And His Babe Pics by Agrika: 9:32am On May 05, 2015
pretydiva:
D op is jobless. D babe in d pix, is she ur mom ..jst curious tho
No she is ur role model, u should aim to be like her

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Romance / Re: A Quick View Of A Nairalander And His Babe Pics by Agrika: 9:26am On May 05, 2015
gofyourself:


U r a beautigul guy, why did u chose a fat one??She is fat now so imagine whats gona be after giving birth ?!
And u think u look slimmer than her? See as she deyy like cat wey fall inside bleach
Romance / Re: A Quick View Of A Nairalander And His Babe Pics by Agrika: 9:23am On May 05, 2015
gofyourself:


U r a beautigul guy, why did u chose a fat one??She is fat now so imagine whats gona be after giving birth ?!
Useless jealous cow, wats ur own, tell me how e take concern u now
Romance / Re: A Quick View Of A Nairalander And His Babe Pics by Agrika: 7:33am On May 05, 2015
She is a beautiful woman when u look at her closely u go no say na small pikin...thats what being plumpy does to a girl with dark skin it makes her look older than her age
Family / Re: How Do I Handle My Teenage Sis, As An Elder Bro. by Agrika: 3:08pm On May 04, 2015
Fresh bitterleaf stick no dey una area?
Romance / Re: Ogun State Girls So Local by Agrika: 12:32am On Apr 27, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

How can UYO females be local when UYO isn't?

Maybe you meant to type ABA girls. Now that's one dirty and local place. cheesy
*cleans eyes with sulphuric acid*...did u just say aba, aba gals wey sabi form like anything
Health / Re: Help!!! Persistent Pain In The Internal Part Of My Right Flank by Agrika: 12:05am On Apr 27, 2015
Try and double ur water intake, decrease the amount of sugary, peppery and CHO- rich products you consume, invest in fruits and vegies. Speaking from experience it's a very simple issue that water and a change of diet can take care of.
Family / Re: After Entering The Building To Declare His Intentions, The Wine Bottle Broke by Agrika: 10:46pm On Apr 26, 2015
Let her cancel that wedding
Family / Re: If You Found Out Your Male Child Has Been Defiled From Behind - Parents by Agrika: 2:15pm On Apr 19, 2015
bennyrazz:
could this be the reason why you dislike men?

Back to topic, I think I will just chop off the manhood of the animal. I will be doing the community a huge favor.

Lastly, the shenanigans going on in the society, nudities everywhere as started eating into the mentality of young Nigerians. Parents can no longer control what their children watch or read. May God help us
Dislike men? Hahahahahahahaha....pls u re not right.
Family / Re: What If These Were Your Children? by Agrika: 9:52am On Apr 19, 2015
I will love them like no other, pikin na pikin
Family / Re: If You Found Out Your Male Child Has Been Defiled From Behind - Parents by Agrika: 9:49am On Apr 19, 2015
God! being a victim of child molestation myself, I can't even begin to imagine what I will do....but I know that whatever I do won't be pleasing to the human eyes.

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Family / Re: Is This Girl Really 15 Years Old??!?! by Agrika: 10:00pm On Apr 18, 2015
Over-grown baby, ignore d unnecessary make-up and u will discover she is just a baby.

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