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Family / Re: I Need A Baby by Agrika: 11:53am On Jan 09, 2015
What are your physical attributes, in terms of height, complexion, and all

Are u brilliant etc

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Celebrities / Re: Cynthia Morgan Takes Queen Ure To The Cleaners! by Agrika: 2:30am On Jan 09, 2015
Singing* "man a whine it all up on me, man a whine it all up on me, e cally ma phone ma phone, just leave me alone, quit texting mon, just leave me alone...I'm TAKEN...Pra! lol (my remixed version)
Family / Re: My Childhood Experience: In Line With This Topic: No Don't Touch Me There!!! by Agrika: 9:07pm On Jan 08, 2015
laykorn:

I can't imagine someone who was abused to pray for another innocent being to be abused. That prayer, I swear gives me stomach aches. Edit it please, I'll edit all my words.
Ayamlaykorn
Ok, ok, I admit I was wrong and went "three" far...happy now?
Family / Re: My Childhood Experience: In Line With This Topic: No Don't Touch Me There!!! by Agrika: 8:58pm On Jan 08, 2015
laykorn:

Your words are worse than anything the OP did. You just displayed a show of sheer immaturity by your devil-inspired prayer. I didn't quote your words because I'm sure you might want to edit that. Read that again, and see how meaningless and off-topic that thing you posted is.

If the OP could have done that, not knowing it was wrong, and is now feeling guilty about and all you big-mouthed immature lady can say is to pray for his innocent unborn child to be molested, I can say you're nothing but a devil.

From your prayers, in some way, you're a bleeping child molester. You're in one thousand ways worse than the OP. You need to see a priest for confession.

Sheer immaturity.
I admit its sheer immaturity, but I still stand by my words...I too am a victim of a child abuse so blame me not when I insult dat creature...confess to which priest...no be dem be d main culprits

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Family / Re: My Childhood Experience: In Line With This Topic: No Don't Touch Me There!!! by Agrika: 8:14pm On Jan 08, 2015
Bloody Bastard, inferior creature, *spits on him* (yeah I said it)
Culture / Re: 10 Most Expensive Cultures To Marry From In Nigeria by Agrika: 7:05pm On Jan 08, 2015
Donbrig:


You're half right, but that was then. At the moment, the trend has changed, many igbo men are happily married to other tribes. Despite that, I think the east should try to civilize some of their marital traditions, because south-easthern women are one of the most beautiful women in the world, tradition shouldn't be a hindrance in marrying these damsels.
U are right sha, but hv ever asked if ideally these so called igbo damsels want to be married outside thier tribe...it is a common belief among igbo spinsters that no man can "care" for them like an igbo man...so what am trying to say is that even if the bride price of igbo ladies is increased to 10million tomorrow, somebody go still marry them.

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Romance / Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Date A Shy Or Introvert Girl by Agrika: 10:05am On Jan 08, 2015
Mexyz:
Op I believe you to an extent cause the one on my profile is an introvert and she exhibit all the qualities you listed there.
She is so pretty, looks like me but I fine pass her tongue
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh’s Boyfriend Dumps Her For Senator’s Daughter (Photos) by Agrika: 8:54am On Jan 08, 2015
Tonto fine pass d girl now...abeg na d gal parent money attract d guy

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Family / Re: Best Way To Divorce Or Get Rid Of My Wife by Agrika: 8:43am On Jan 08, 2015
O.p u hv been jazzed!

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Culture / Re: 10 Most Expensive Cultures To Marry From In Nigeria by Agrika: 8:20pm On Jan 07, 2015
Lies from d pit of hell...this post is a scam,
Culture / Re: 10 Most Expensive Cultures To Marry From In Nigeria by Agrika: 8:16pm On Jan 07, 2015
chigoizie7:
Why ddnt I see anambra there? Well, we are not expensive, from where I come from, dem still de pay with cowrie wey never even reach naira sef.
Yes oo Nwannem, anya eji ro ego anu nwanyi
Culture / Re: 10 Most Expensive Cultures To Marry From In Nigeria by Agrika: 8:07pm On Jan 07, 2015
Donbrig:
That's why most Igbo women are still unmarried, they are all tied down with tradition. We dont have to empty our bank account because of marriage. We would still need money to live a happy life after marriage. No wonder Igbo men are trooping to other regions in the country to get a wife at a discount rate.
Are u sure? Igbo men hardly marry outside thier tribe, inshort thier women marry outside more than d men

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Family / Re: Omotola Ekeinde: How My Role In The Prostitute Threatened My Marriage. by Agrika: 7:11pm On Jan 06, 2015
Just getting fatter day by day...still fine sha
Celebrities / Re: Ex-Beauty Queen, Anna Banner Pregnant For Flavour? by Agrika: 5:33pm On Jan 06, 2015
sylve11:


Don't quote me again, I accept I spoke like a ... lipsrsealed)
No probs now run along cool
Entertainment / Re: What Does "Laugh In Swahili" Mean To Nairalanders..? by Agrika: 12:02pm On Jan 06, 2015
WORLDPEACE:

Here in Uzbekistan where I study we don't know anywhere called Bangladesh or Swahili for that matter.
Lolzzz
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Shows Off Her Shoki Dancing Skills Again In New Picture by Agrika: 8:37am On Jan 06, 2015
jingh:
Marriage isn't the criteria for been happy
but as a lady from Yoruba tribe, I don't condone all this nonsense she is doing.
child she no get
Husband she no get

I pity your life for
you Ve money and fame and you think dats all matter.
I pray your eyes open before its too late
You are genetically dumb...U nko u don marry? how many batallion u don born?

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Family / Re: Am I Not Making A Mistake? by Agrika: 2:34am On Jan 06, 2015
O.p that woman is emotionally blackmailing u, u may not know it but she has u at her palms...dnt be surprised when u eventually tell her u want out, she will cry (tears na thier most prized weapon) and remind u of how u promised to be there for her, before u know it she go begin dey relate her life history....hw she was disvirgined...then dated Mr. A for 7yrs then he broke her hrt...then her husband did d same thing now u too want to follow thier footsteps...by then u are all pumped like a noble knight ready to "be there" for his lady

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Family / Re: It's Beginning To Tell On Me, Not Happy About It by Agrika: 2:21am On Jan 06, 2015
I blame ur parents (mum especially), na them cause everything.
I come from a family, where there are more or less equal number of female and male children, right from a tender age we where made to understand that there is nothing like gender-assigned chores in the house...so the girls can pound yam, switch-on the Gen, fix the electronics, cut grass, even wash car sef while the boys can cook, keep the house neat, wash clothes etc...then ppl where like this is not right, "how will a boy enter kitchen and cook when they are big girls in the house"..."why will u be washing d car what are ur brothers doing"...trust me in d end I think it payed off...If my elder bro cook for u here ehn u go wan chop d plait join...also they are certain things in d house that I don't hv to wait for hubby to fix...I just go ahead and do them myself....just do the ones u can do and leave d rest, when correct hunger waya thier head no body go tell them hw far....but ehm...I dnt really think a family of 5 is that "big" for u nt to be able to "manage" abi u ma sef no like work?

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Celebrities / Re: Ex-Beauty Queen, Anna Banner Pregnant For Flavour? by Agrika: 11:49pm On Jan 05, 2015
sylve11:
I feel sey dem sey Ibo nor dey born out of wedlock, sey na only yoruba and deltans dey born out of wedlock? I dey miss something. sad sad cool
She ain't igbo, she is a bayelsan, tongue
Family / Re: Hubby Doesn't Want To Believe That A Mad Man Is Molesting Her Spiritually by Agrika: 9:58pm On Jan 05, 2015
Ur mama no teach u hw to prayv
Family / Re: Who Is Afraid Of The Tpia Moniker? by Agrika: 1:42pm On Jan 05, 2015
Ranchhoddas:
why you go dey find mad woman trouble?
Cos am a psychiatric Dr. that cures mad people
Family / Re: What Are Imo State Women Known For? by Agrika: 8:55am On Jan 05, 2015
adabeke12:


lol i know bits and pieces from what i have heard but a lot of it is based on generalizations especially on beautiful owerri girls.
But let me ask u, are the generalizations not true to an extent, Imo girls, Owerri girls to be precise are pretty with wonderful shapes Infact na for Owerri and Anambra State wink u go find correct Beauties with brains...but most times una dey fall my hand,...thier girls are more less free for all...even aboki on one of his nomadic trips fit get him share there

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Family / Re: What Are Imo State Women Known For? by Agrika: 8:42am On Jan 05, 2015
adabeke12:


Interesting... is there a particular town in imo state that does 1 and 2? Or is this across the whole state?
Ada anyi it's seems u are deliberately asking questions u got the answers to. Personally I can mention Owe**i gals.

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Family / Re: What Are Imo State Women Known For? by Agrika: 8:26am On Jan 05, 2015
1.Excess Arabanko and Olingo (highly promiscous)
2. Getting married late
3. Beauty
4. Intelligence
5. Over-hyped bride-price, no be say na even second-hand tear-rubber u wan marry sef.
6. They love Anambra men like die wink smiley tongue

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Family / Re: Who Is Afraid Of The Tpia Moniker? by Agrika: 6:33am On Jan 05, 2015
KanwuliaJara:


Hmmmm. . . . . You must mention me abi?
Why the need for 'name-dropping'. . . . like a NAUSEATING #followfollowolofofobuttkissinggroupieofNLPLC#. . . . . . ?
Loving myself and showing it without giving a quarter of a damn is not 'attention-seeking'!
Has my style of posting changed since 2007? undecided

I don't know why you need to associate me with this kinds of threads?
This is a BRRRRRRRRRRRRAND NEW YEAR.
Please, respect yourself!
If you don't have anything to do with your time. . . please channel ALL your energy to GROWING A PUBIC STRAND this year!
Thanks! kiss

*back to enjoying my vacation jare. . . .too bad some people can NEVER travel out of NL. . . even in their dreams! Poverty na real BYTCH!*
Oya na sorry, if u check d way I spelt ur name, I didn't expect u to be notified
Family / Re: Who Is Afraid Of The Tpia Moniker? by Agrika: 9:57pm On Jan 04, 2015
KanwuliaJara:


Hmmmm. . . . . You must mention me abi?
Why the need for 'name-dropping'. . . . like a NAUSEATING #followfollowolofofobuttkissinggroupieofNLPLC#. . . . . . ?
Loving myself and showing it without giving a quarter of a damn is not 'attention-seeking'!
Has my style of posting changed since 2007? undecided

I don't know why you need to associate me with this kinds of threads?
This is a BRRRRRRRRRRRRAND NEW YEAR.
Please, respect yourself!
If you don't have anything to do with your time. . . please channel ALL your energy to GROWING A PUBIC STRAND this year!
Thanks! kiss

*back to enjoying my vacation jare. . . .too bad some people can NEVER travel out of NL. . . even in their dreams! Poverty na real BYTCH!*
"yawns loudly" madam abeg make I hear word...dnt u hv a thread to go seek for attention or something, mtcheww!
Pubic Hair! Lmao! cheesy

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Food / Re: Recipe For Losing Weight..... Lose 12kg In Two Weeks by Agrika: 9:33pm On Jan 04, 2015
Nice one O.p,....erm...What of us that are "locally" based, this diet is not really possible for us, is it? I mean with the Salami, Steak and all that

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Food / Re: A Thread For Weight Loss Progress And Goals by Agrika: 9:21pm On Jan 04, 2015
Present
Family / Re: My Younger Brother's Wedding Plan Is Having Issues, Please Advise Me by Agrika: 9:02pm On Jan 04, 2015
1. Let him put her in the family way, after 4 months when belle don dey show d family go know hw far smiley

2. Let him cancel d wedding kwata kwata, if you ask me that's not a good family to even marry into. Paint house! Buy different types of Fish! Help me see longer throat!

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