most times the cause is more psychological or emotional than physical...contrary to popular opinion, most women attach a lot of significance to the word sex, to most it goes beyond the physical joining of bodies.....a woman who is emotionally deprived will make a very poor sexual partner.

Childishness at its peak

Tell abeg

hamzeiy:
..
how many are you...your entire south east is not upto the population of kano and lagos combined...sMh

Do u think is by numbers...

kestolove95:
its not fulani o....na egbira boys o, dem don rob me for dat okene b4

Na only get sense for ds thread

We are the mysterious ones, they said we are occultic...

Nice family

Acidosis:
Looool


Some of those ''poor'' road side vendors don build houses, trained their children in good schools, etc.

Some remain by the road side cos they have no idea how to make their business big. Some make more money than those ''polished'' malls (most collapse after few years).

A road side banana seller will definitely make more profit than that vendor selling banana at shoprite. Do you know how much it cost to rent a square metre space at Ikeja city mall? Lol

Are you aware most of those sellers and sales reps at shoprite are graduates (some have MSc.s)? Can you afford their salaries?

Do you know what it takes to power A.Cs and Generators? smh.

Never you estimate those road side sellers. My former landlord (a dirty road side mechanic) has 3 cars, a landlord to over 6 tenants (including level 12 and 13 federal civil servants).


Dey there make pant dey wear you. No bargain, they form big boy inside car. Na you sabi.

I will keep bargaining until I am comfortable with the price. If you don't like it, don't sell. Not my biz!

Best and the most realistic comment ever.

Phema:


Really? 4-freaking-years?? So you cannot dress your 5 year old daughter neither will you be in her room when she's being dressed?

Is your wife not also allowed to dress your 5 year old son or see him being dressed up?

Perverts everywhere! Mstchewww!

Madam why the need for calling names I see nothing wrong with what he said.

dapyd1:
The truth is this;
75% of what we need to get to the top in life is not taught in the Nigerian curriculum, 75% of what is taught in the Nigerian curriculum is not needed to get to the top in life.

Gbam!

JeSoul:
Excuse me . . . but who comes first in a marriage? whose joy and comfort should be the priority? your spouse or your family members? If they are indeed reasonable family members they should know better than to intrude in a matrimonial home. Like Outstrip just said here perfectly:


 
  Its your kind of advice that has so many women in nigeria suffering under the name of 'building the home'. Sorry. No woman should have to bend under the pressure of her husband or his relatives to her own detriment. A woman's happiness should be her husbands first priority (and vice versa) - not his family members. He should be showing his family that she is his queen and he will not compromise on anything that will hurt her . . . especially when they are newly weds. If this is the standard that he is going to set at the begining of the marriage, then the op is better off 'leaving broken and bitter' than to wake up in 10yrs saddled with 5 kids and married to a man who makes her miserable opening one of the countless topics we see on NL everyday of heartache. May that never be her portion.

U re contradicting urself

DaBullIT:
This is a rude truth

Accept it or not , its your own cup of hot monkey tail

1 (a) There will not be peace, This is not a curse or a spell, but we know Niger Deltas want the oil well , So does SS and SE , before they come to their senses , they will fight and terrorize each other

(b) They will fight over land , borders and land will cause disputes and they'll go to war , since Igbo is quite different from Idoma, Ijaw e.t.c.


2 Economy will collapse , Forming and running a country is not automated,It takes some time for a country to be recognized after secession , meaning there'll be no trade of the beloved crude oil , no trade means no revenue , I doubt there's any plan in place for structures, public offices , civil servants e.t.c , Non payment of Salary of former Nigerians for months will cause a lot of trouble for the new government and there will be breakdown of law and order

3 If they manage to keep the country afloat , there's still the issue of sharing formula between the states , Democratic elections will cause gbege since the same set of corrupt public holders are the ones who would be running the country and everyone will want to grab a handful


4 Since there's discord between them already , it begs the question which ethnic region will be the first to lead the country

5 A new country with no support is vulnerable to attacks and invasion from other countries , Insurgency and massob touts can not face a real army or protect their borders in the event of an attack



6 With so much hate and anger left behind by the secession , Goods and services that pass through what's left of Nigeria will be heavily taxed making business more frustrating for almost every one . Nigeria stopped food from getting to you once, your land can't be at it's best which means you'll import basic food crops , heavily taxed food = very expensive food , which citizens won't be able to afford

7 There'll be mass deportation and witch hunting of any Biafran Left in what's left of Nigeria , when the jobless meets the desperate , crime rate increases, with starvation and more desperation, it gets worse , You'll probably be charged heavily to return to Nigeria having to pay for housing , water, electricity , security , and discrimination before getting a job .

In summary , the land becomes a ruin, which will probably mean more petroleum for Nigeria in another million years or so he he he


6&7 credit to kyase

And who told you that the core SE will want to have anything to do with SS when it comes to Biafra. History has taught us a lesson

Ahahahahaaaaaha

Mtcheew! Attention seeking at its peak.

Guests:
So after all the bashing and bad talks about the igbos, you still want to marry them?

Ahahahahahaha

15

Chai! My belle ooo, I thought I was the only one ooo.....my phobia for them no get part 2...when I was small I used to tell my mum that they resemble Roman soldiers, the type that killed Jesus.

InvertedHammer:

Why are they celebrating the death of Alh.Gay?

All those boys forming hard man and cult boys were rounded up and fvcked in the a.nus by Alhaji which tells you that upon all the gragra, the so-called hard men were pvssy-@ss motherf&$!@r$. Else how can one person effectively terrorize so many for so long?

Losers forming hard men. Even mummy boys follow they form cult boys. LOL. Alhaji until his death in a land grab wahala proved that all of you are pvssies.

Even with all his boys and policemen around, one bad a.ss walked up to him, broke a bottle and stabbed Alhaji. Now that's one heck of a tough guy and not these fake hard men crying at the sight of policemen.

May God bless his soul once again for proving to the whole world that the so-called hard men are chickens.

Funny but true

soonest:
Your husband is the one that wants to break your marriage not his brother.

Gbam!

tunery004:


U need codine or coughlyn? Abi y u dey cough?

Nothing oo

tunery004:
This is total rubbish. All u wrote up there are fallacy. I haven't seen where a yoruba woman will put 5cubes of maggi in a stew or soup. Am sure the Hausas uses maggi more than any other tribe.

*coughs softly*

firstolalekan:

Dear mumu,
Have you asked the Ibos if they really want Biafra?

Erm! Are u igbo pls?

He seems like a man with a good heart. #findingithardtohateontheman#

That's so true, nice one o.p

Seun, is it right to allow a post laced with tribal sentiments make frontpage...e be like say u dey profit from all these tribal bashings.

Missonas:

oh ok.are you his kinsman?

yawns loudly

IamOpemipo:


All dis fools sleep with quack auxilarry nurses and are feelin funky, u'll neva see a trained licenced nurse messin arnd, and yes most of dis hosp with quack nurses are located in d ghetto.

So true

Missonas:


As they will only nab their kinsmen

No dear they will kidnap others but will only kinnap thier kinsmen.

papaejima1:

Wrong bro!
They never knew they would get elected!
They thought Jonathan would rig himself back into power and so were busy preparing for a parallel govt and blistering opposition.
So seeing themselves in power was a shock too much for them to accommodate, hence the unravelling..

Hahaha

ramond007:
The only way forward is to allow the Igbo have a bite at that Presidential seat,if not it,Nigeria will never have peace.!!

My brother tell them, they under-estimate d "curse" of God Almighty