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Fashion / Re: Please Help With A Fashion Training School. by Agrika: 6:36pm On Feb 26, 2015
MaraCruiz:
Hello MaryJane. Add me up on Bb 2BB36F3C or whatsapp 08075272540 or call 07030894940 let's talk.

I would be glad to help you. I have been in your shoes.
Where re u based
Family / Re: Her Six Months Old Baby Gazes Sternly At Her During Sex- She's Worried. by Agrika: 6:21pm On Feb 26, 2015
Tallesty1:
Do you believe in Reincarnation?


If yes then I think that baby is one of your grandparent.

S/he knows everything you are doing.
Hahaha
Family / Re: MOGs With Swag by Agrika: 3:34pm On Feb 26, 2015
Cute? *removes glasses and cleans it with omo*.
Culture / Re: Black Girl Fights Somali Girl Cause Somali Girl Has Nice Hair by Agrika: 3:23pm On Feb 26, 2015
Ajuran:



Who is this guy? Tel us your tribe. How dare yo talk to me like that cheesy
You are a clown

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Culture / Re: Black Girl Fights Somali Girl Cause Somali Girl Has Nice Hair by Agrika: 12:56pm On Feb 26, 2015
Like seriously, don't u hv any other thing to post on nairaland...I have never been to Somali before but d impression u are giving me is that the country is composed of a bunch of narcisstic nitwits who collectively share half a brain. (seems u love d attention u are getting from nigerians)

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Family / Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by Agrika: 9:03am On Feb 17, 2015
I was a good kid through and through...so good that the uncles and rev. Frs couldn't get thier hands off me.
Family / Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by Agrika: 8:35am On Feb 17, 2015
annoymous:
I was a very evil child

Stole random things - money from my moms purse, meat from the pot

When I was like 6 or 7, I went and fondled my cousin's breazt while she was sleeping (see maximum beating, even months after the incident. But she didn't report me)

I fingerred my seat mate in pry 1. I even told her to stop wearing pant to school sef. Until the amebo that was sitting behind us discovered and threatened to report to Aunty.

I peeped on people in the bathroom too o. I even installed a mirror on the ceiling at the edge so I could peep from the adjoining room.

Wallahi if I catch my child doing any of these enh, I wee beat nonsense out of him. I must delete this post 2mao sef just incase he ever knows my moniker
Family / Re: What Language Do You Speak At Home by Agrika: 5:18pm On Feb 16, 2015
Igbo most of the time and hausa occasionally when we have visitors...then there is ds new "dialect" we invented, it's a fusion of hausa, English and igbo....engli-hausa-igbo, we only used that we hv visiting igbo relatives and we want to gossip
Family / Re: Stole Fish From D Soup - You Did, Dont You? by Agrika: 4:49pm On Feb 16, 2015
Lol
NYSC / Re: See what can happen during NYSC one year service (A disguised blessing)!photos by Agrika: 7:53am On Feb 16, 2015
Miss beauty? Mr. Macho?
Family / Re: The Pleasant And Awful Surprises Of Marriage by Agrika: 3:06pm On Feb 13, 2015
Marriage is like a soup with different distinct flavours...sometimes e go sweet, sometimes e go sour, sometimes e go bitter...but it's d perfect fussion of these various flavours that brings out the beauty of marriage....first and foremost expect nothing and forget about all that crap about love,u hv been deceived with by the various forms of media...if u like love ur wife like the way Monkey like banana...and u hv "issues" like say anger issues and probably hit her, hmmm... my guy u just dey deceive yourself...if u like go to CNN to announce to d whole world hw u so love ur darling hubby but u urself no dey gree, u constantly nag this poor man to death, u are stubborn and "unbendable" ...babe u just dey deceive urself.
There is a lot more to marriage than dinner candles, roses and all

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Politics / Re: Can The Permanent Voters Card Be Used Anywhere In Nigeria? by Agrika: 10:20pm On Feb 07, 2015
nke001:


No!

Reason? INEC voters' database is not yet online.
Ok, so what about Nigerians that registered in the north but had to relocate to the south because of fear of post-election violence, is there no provision for them

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Politics / Can The Permanent Voters Card Be Used Anywhere In Nigeria? by Agrika: 8:36pm On Feb 07, 2015
Can it be used anywhere in Nigeria or only at the polling where one was registered?
Politics / Can The Permanent Voters Card Be Used Anywhere In Nigeria? by Agrika: 8:31pm On Feb 07, 2015
Can it be used anywhere in Nigeria or only at the polling where one was registered?
Family / Re: Have You Had Experiences With Fake Or Bad Friends, Please Share Them by Agrika: 9:17am On Jan 30, 2015
I don't have a single female friend, Mbanu! Umu Nwanyi siri ike!

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Family / Re: Why Do Men Always Find It Difficult To Take Fertility test In Barren Marriages? by Agrika: 6:28pm On Jan 26, 2015
bennyrazz:
have you ever been to a fertility center before to see how they collect sperm?? they give you a small glass bottle, you take it to the toilet and fill it with sperm. I mean, how do you do that? that's why most men don't go.
And u think is easier for the women,...u think is easy to have strange fingers sliding into ur honeypot just to "examine" u...and really there is nothing u can do cos really u hv no choice but to endure...not to even mention the gossiping nurses and thier bad attitudes

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Family / Re: Fathers-daughters Bond by Agrika: 10:25pm On Jan 18, 2015
haftob:
It's just the law of physics, like poles repel,unlike poles attract. SIMPLE!
Gbam, O.p see ur answer

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Family / Re: Fathers-daughters Bond by Agrika: 10:24pm On Jan 18, 2015
georgee:
Oedipus complex
Is that not between a son and his mother?
Health / Re: I Have Low Sperm And Watery Sperm, I Need Herbs That Can Make It Thick. by Agrika: 9:50pm On Jan 12, 2015
mascot87:


You mean your dad?Good for him
No actually meant u
Health / Re: I Have Low Sperm And Watery Sperm, I Need Herbs That Can Make It Thick. by Agrika: 7:35pm On Jan 12, 2015
mascot87:
Mix red pepper with aboliki balm, make a paste out of it and use as follows :
Rub on ur joystick 3 times daily @ 6 am, 2pm & 9 pm for 14 days.

Also, mix 10 cubes of sugar with a bottle of bitter lemon and drink 6 times daily = 60 cubes of sugar + 6 bottles of malt per day for 14 days also.

Thank me later @ d end of d 14 days
O.p ignore this fool please

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Romance / Re: Fulani Chief Calls For Inter-tribal Marriages Among NYSC Members by Agrika: 6:18pm On Jan 12, 2015
Buc:
Christians do not be deceived. The man's idea woult favour us at all. Muslim yorubas hardly allow there daughters to marry christians who re yorubas. It is there religious practice that their men can marry nonmuslims and to make sure they covert them. And at the same time their girls are not allowed to marry nonmuslims. So, christian girls who fall for the man's deception would end up in an harem.
Help me tell them
Romance / Re: Fulani Chief Calls For Inter-tribal Marriages Among NYSC Members by Agrika: 6:16pm On Jan 12, 2015
My mom dated a Fulani guy for a year and they got engaged.

His family accepted her, but my family had to force her to break off the engagement. "No Musulumi in our family"

So sad cry cry I could have been speaking Fulani and Yoruba now embarassed embarassed
Ode!
Romance / Re: Fulani Chief Calls For Inter-tribal Marriages Among NYSC Members by Agrika: 6:00pm On Jan 12, 2015
Okijajuju1:
Not a bad idea.. however, hard to achieve.. Parental consent go hard..

I cant imagine seeing a Chidinma weds Mohammadu

.
Or a Aisha weds Chinedu
Celebrities / Re: Pregnant Tiwa Savage Peforms On Stage With Her Baby Bump (Photos) by Agrika: 1:30pm On Jan 11, 2015
Hydrogen9R:
That a good thing unlike she has a husband unlike some celebrities who got pregnat out of wedlock such like the igbo gospel musician that 2face pregnanted.
Wats her name please
Family / Re: I Need A Baby by Agrika: 7:27am On Jan 11, 2015
Ipledge:
my physical attribute doesn't Matter but on scale of 0 to 10 i know where I belong

And yes I sabi book
It matters oo, on a scale of 0 to 10, where do u belong?
Family / Re: Lagos Housemaid Elopes With Boyfriend, Steals Madam's Money, Underwear by Agrika: 5:35pm On Jan 10, 2015
tonychristopher:
Fucckk

Don't mind that lady..she must have treated that housemaid badly ..no wonder she is a spinster

If she no wan bang housemaid will do the needful
Are u for real?
NYSC / Re: Nysc In Rivers State Is A Hell by Agrika: 2:02pm On Jan 10, 2015
No be Ikwerre, what do u expect

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Romance / Re: Zimbabwean Man Looking For A Nigerian Wife by Agrika: 11:26am On Jan 10, 2015
gsainttrinity:
DEAR African Brother,
i am sympathetic with your cause. But Nigerian ladies which you have made your object of admiration like you have rightly said are one of the most intelligient specie of women folks worldwide. One thing you also have to know is that Nigerian ladies are very cunning, materialistics, down to earth, not romantically inclined, the hate high sounding grammers and they can smell 'mugu' from a million miles. (mugu is a nigerian word that means Fool).

If you really desire a Nigerian woman, you should play it the Nigerian Bad boy way.

Please consult the services of those dudes you assumed you never wanted on your thread.

Let me leave some hints for you. NEVER tell a nigerian lady anything about farming or agriculture, it is usually linked to poverty. Rather say your father own an Oil well.

NEVER show too much desperation, because you may end up paying handsomely for it.

LOOKS don't matter in attracting your Nigerian Queen, Your Bank account balance speaks more better language the Nigerian ladies could understand.


Change your search method Bro and the sky would be the starting point. GOODLUCK.
Please shut d eff up! is ppl like u that tarnish d names of Nigerian ladies outside, see the way a foreigner is dying to not even date but to marry a Nigerian Sistah and u are here spewing trash.....talk about a prophet(ess) not being appreciated in her hometown...

@ O.p please ignore this fellow, if you are really serious about looking for a wife I will direct you to IMO state in Nigeria, there you will find beautiful, intelligent girls that are excellent wife materials.Also they are more open-minded than most Nigerian ladies and can really marry from any part of the world.
Food / Re: What Is This Mentality Of Nigerians About Beans by Agrika: 10:51pm On Jan 09, 2015
But it is d truth na, we are taller than our parents today because of the beans we were more or less force-fed as kids.
Food / Re: Why Ibo People Call Eba Garri? by Agrika: 10:47pm On Jan 09, 2015
Maple:


Surprisingly, the word "garri' or "gaari" is actually derived from Hausa. It means "grinded grain form". However to use the word garri alone in hausa does not make complete sense without being more specific of the source. That is why the garri we drink, in hausa is known as Gaarin Rogo or kwaki (ie words for cassava in hausa) indicating grinded cassava.

Grinded maize is called Gaarin Masara(maize)
Grinded millet is called Gaarin Hatsi (millet)
Grinded wheat is called Gaarin alkama (wheat)
Grinded guinea corn is called gaarin dawa
even powder in hausa is called Gaarin foda
Flour is called Gaarin flawa
Sugar is called gaarin siga
the list goes on and on...

Ground food stuff ((cereal) mixed with water used to be the major diet in the north many centuries ago. This was especially so for travelers who cannot always carry cooked meals. Traveling on horseback on donkeys and trekking takes very long time and required ready fast food. For example nowadays 1hr 15min. Takes you to kano from Zaria. Before 120 years ago it was a standard 5 days journey and you need to take a lot of "garri" with you.

The age of this ancient word in Hausa language can be realized by its occurence in old proverbs and in the naming of towns and villages.
1. "Yaro da Garri Abokin tafiyar manya". Meaning - A young boy who has Garri (powdered cereal) can journey with the elders.
2. Wanda Allah Ya zuba Ma GARInsa nono Ba zai sha da tsamiya Ba. Meaning- whoever God pours milk in his Garri he will not have to drink it with just tamarind. ( milk with Garri was luxury while tamarind fruit available in the forest can just improve the taste.)
3." Wanka da GARI ba ya maganin yunwa. " Meaning- taking bath with Garri is not a cure for hunger.
Think about the meaning of these 3 old proverbs.

You may also remember an old town in sokoto state called "Shagari"( where a former president comes from.) The name denotes affluence as indicated by a lot of Garri you can drink.
Pls stop spreading lies here, actually the hausas borrowed that word from the south-southerners, most especially edo people

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Romance / Re: Korean Girls by Agrika: 12:01pm On Jan 09, 2015
Bevy12:
Pls shut up. Ai yan does not mean hi. Ode. Stop lying. If you want to say hi/hello its annyeonghaseyo not ai yan. Besides korean girls have dignity. Where you for see the korean girls? Na for naija?
But he is right in a way, ah ya! Is like the slang version of annyeonghaseyo, pronounced as "Ayasehoh"

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