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Religion / Re: Grandma With Dementia Never Forgets To Praise God by AgubataAkokwa: 11:44am On Jan 29, 2023
But tilumbu with dementia forgets everything, including forgetting his pampers at home. That's why he poos in his pants always
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Releases “Citizens Participation” Phone Numbers And Mobile Apps by AgubataAkokwa: 11:27am On Jan 29, 2023
Tareq1105:



Are you referring to the same Obi that said he doesn't do Internet Banking and doesn't have ATM card? That was his response to the issue on fraudulent youths defrauding innocent Nigerians. He said no one can wipe off his account bcoz he doesn't do Internet Banking and he doesn't have ATM card so if anything happens to his account he would walk to the manager and demand refund. He's archaic, a serial liar and pretender.

We all heard him say that on national TV interview and it was debated on nairaland platform here even though somt obi-idiots would soon deny it.

Your Obi doesn't know anything about computer even the way he presses his phone in the public attest to that. I've seen him touching his phone severally in the public. I'm sure one obidient did this for him.

You be mumu, I asked you a question and you are here vomiting gibberish.

Can tilumbu operate an Android phone?

Stvpid urchin

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Suffer Gaffe Again! Abeg This Man No Suppose Contest by AgubataAkokwa: 7:25am On Jan 29, 2023
In the name of amen.

May God punish all APC supporters

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Releases “Citizens Participation” Phone Numbers And Mobile Apps by AgubataAkokwa: 7:20am On Jan 29, 2023
Can tilumbu operate an Android phone?

Vote obi

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Politics / Re: 2023: FUEL AND NAIRA SCARCITY, A STITCH IN TIME,MR.PRESIDENT by AgubataAkokwa: 5:01am On Jan 29, 2023
Gibberish

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Romance / Re: Angry Wife Beat And Strip Naked Her Husband's Sidechick by AgubataAkokwa: 4:58am On Jan 29, 2023
because man is the price. Hardly will you see a man fighting his fellow man because his wife cheated. You cheat you leave but when a man cheats his wife fight to protect him from further cheating. To be a man is sweet sha.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Breaking: "Iran Under Attack" (7 Explosions In Different Locations) by AgubataAkokwa: 4:49am On Jan 29, 2023
Na them them

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Business / Re: Again, CBN Insists On Jan 31 Deadline On Naira Redesign by AgubataAkokwa: 4:48am On Jan 29, 2023
Good, let the urchins cry us the rivers. I'd rather suffer a temporary cbn imposed hardship than suffer under bulaba for another 8yrs.

May tilumbu fail
Politics / Re: Tinubu Vows To End Strike In Varsities by AgubataAkokwa: 7:49am On Jan 25, 2023
jahsharon:


If your own tribe is sane, then you will not all abandon your land to go and sell Gala and La Casera in another tribe's land and sleep under the bridges in another tribe's land.

No sane tribe will have families having representatives in all prisons all over the world for drugs trafficking apart from the thousands that have been beheaded in the Arab nations for carry hard drugs.

Wake up and lick your wound and grab the harmless message lest you develop a heart attack
Celebrities / Re: Rosy Meurer Pounds Yam For Churchill, Says She Will Learn Anything To Please Him by AgubataAkokwa: 7:47am On Jan 25, 2023
Man remains the price, if you like become a philosopher of feminism, when 33+ years hit you, your body go tell you. The earlier you feminists find a good man and submit to him, the better for you all and your unborn daughters

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Vows To End Strike In Varsities by AgubataAkokwa: 6:46am On Jan 25, 2023
Yes, so that 7yrs course will be 7yrs course. 45yrs course will also be 45yrs course.
Tilumbu's brain is dead. No sane tribe will allow a pissy pissy daddy like tilumbu to disgrace them in public like tilumbu is disgracing the entire Yoruba tribe

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Politics / Re: ‘unknown Aircraft’ Bombs Vigilante Members In Niger by AgubataAkokwa: 6:41am On Jan 25, 2023
Tilumbu APC is evil. May God punish tilumbu and cause him to poo in his pants everyday

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Health / Re: (graphics) by AgubataAkokwa: 8:33pm On Jan 22, 2023
kestolove95:
Mpumiri overdose Don kill ngozi..
The ones wey drug no kill dey prison dey serve jail term for drug trafficking..

Your mumu na follow come
Politics / Re: Pictures & Video From Peter Obi Presidential Campaign Rally In Southern Kaduna by AgubataAkokwa: 5:57pm On Jan 21, 2023
KingKO22:
What's the definition of massive again grin

Na this cut and join you call massive 😂

It's like all this Nyamirin never get their brain back from MNK


The first Kaduna campaign was a massive floop and as such Obituary retake the second campaign which still fails woefully and have another carried over


Urchin, I'm here to check on you. Hope you are faring well. Chai, sorry ehh. Get well soon

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Health / Re: Fire Kills Imam, His Wife And Two Children In Kaduna (Photos) by AgubataAkokwa: 11:59pm On Jan 14, 2023
And the useless Allah and his térrorist mohaMAD couldn't prevent this
Politics / Re: IPOB/ESN Burnt Down Home Of Ikenga Imo Uchechinyere In Akokwa Imo State by AgubataAkokwa: 10:53pm On Jan 14, 2023
May God punish every nairalander that will ascribe this to ipob. May peace depart from their miserable lives forever.

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Business / Re: Business To Invest N1 Million To Earn 50k Daily ? by AgubataAkokwa: 9:38pm On Jan 09, 2023
Meloski:
E-commerce for sure!.

The growth of e-commerce shows no signs of slowing down, and businesses that have a strong online presence and offer convenient and easy-to-use e-commerce platforms are well-positioned to succeed. E-commerce also allows businesses to reach a wider audience and expand their market.
Where do you base?

Pls can you throw more light on this e-commerce
Politics / Re: Six Critical Things Peter Obi Said At The People’s Townhall - Channelstv by AgubataAkokwa: 5:40pm On Jan 09, 2023
Obi go do am

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Crime / Re: Gunmen Kill YPP Ward Chairman, Ifeanyi Desmond Uche In Imo (Photo) by AgubataAkokwa: 5:37pm On Jan 09, 2023
APC is an evil party, vote them out now

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Politics / Re: Edo Train Abduction: 4 Children, 2 Others Rescued from captivity by AgubataAkokwa: 5:30pm On Jan 09, 2023
Obi will make things right
Politics / Re: Pictures And Videos Of Peter Obi Presidential Rally In Delta State by AgubataAkokwa: 3:35pm On Jan 09, 2023
Oya urchins come and cry us the rivers

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Agriculture / Re: Turn your idle land into a money making source by AgubataAkokwa: 10:12pm On Jan 07, 2023
If you have any client with an idle land in imo, I'm here to be a partner to turn it into a viable and productive land.
Politics / Re: Tein T.S Jack Rich(con) Says No Plan To Dump APC, Says Rumours "Patent Falsehood by AgubataAkokwa: 10:02pm On Jan 07, 2023
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Politics / Re: Ohakim: They Are Not Ordinary People Or IPOB, They Came To Kill Me by AgubataAkokwa: 12:40pm On Jan 03, 2023
Johnboom:
May the same Faith befall you in Jesus name. The Bible says he that dig a pit shall fall into it, it went further that he that pluck green grasses shall be beaten by serpent. If word of God can not be broken, if Jesus died and resurrected what you which for other shall befall you before the end of this year in Jesus name. AMEN. I pray for peace in the Eastern part of Nigeria and the whole of Nigeria in Jesus name . Amen.

Mumu, with your Jesus wey ordinary 3 nails kii. God punish tilumbu and Jesus together

Ode
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye: Wike Should Be Ashamed by AgubataAkokwa: 9:27am On Jan 03, 2023
Wike is a man, unlike their shaky shaky daddy

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Arrives In Kano Ahead Of APC Presidential Rally Tomorrow by AgubataAkokwa: 9:23am On Jan 03, 2023
Tilumbu that cannot stand for 2min without his wheelchair and external bladder

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Politics / Re: Ohakim: They Are Not Ordinary People Or IPOB, They Came To Kill Me by AgubataAkokwa: 9:20am On Jan 03, 2023
If you did well as a governor, no one would want you dead.

May same fate befall all Nigerian politicians from top to bottom (especially tilumbu - may tilumbu diē before the elections)

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Agriculture / Re: Farming Or Relocating Abroad by AgubataAkokwa: 9:03am On Jan 03, 2023
sedulus:
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NO Consultant Can Tell You This !
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PROFIT ANALYSIS PER ACRE OF PLANTAIN FARM INVESTMENT.
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When u plant 900 At most 950 should incase of mortality rate ...
We expect 900 Pieces To Harvest.
Now We All Understood that 12 Pieces Means One Dozen .
900 ÷ 12 = 75 Dozen Is What One Acre Will Produce .
Market Women With Oyo state Price Buy Per Dozen For N8000 Per Dozen.
Now , What ur One Acre Produces After Getting planting Of 900 is 75 Dozen...Now Let Do The Mathematics.
75 Dozen x N8000 = N600,000.00k Is What One Acre Will Produce . Now multiply N600k by 17.5 = N10,500,000.00k I what u will be realising
Terms & Conditions Apply .
1. No Uniform Harvest
2. No Equal Friuting Sizes
3. No Instant Profit .
4. No Instant( RIO )
5. No Uniform Harvest.

ADVANTAGE.
1. Annual Income Qurantee
2. No Reinvestment Capital
3. Continuous Return Of Investment For 10Years Without Another Capital Been Needed
4. No Annual Management Process.... unlike the first planting year .

Where and how did you get the 17.5 from?

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