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Politics / Re: Tinubu Arrives In Kano Ahead Of APC Presidential Rally Tomorrow by AgubataAkokwa: 9:23am On Jan 03, 2023
Tilumbu that cannot stand for 2min without his wheelchair and external bladder

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Politics / Re: Ohakim: They Are Not Ordinary People Or IPOB, They Came To Kill Me by AgubataAkokwa: 9:20am On Jan 03, 2023
If you did well as a governor, no one would want you dead.

May same fate befall all Nigerian politicians from top to bottom (especially tilumbu - may tilumbu diē before the elections)

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Agriculture / Re: Farming Or Relocating Abroad by AgubataAkokwa: 9:03am On Jan 03, 2023
sedulus:
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NO Consultant Can Tell You This !
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PROFIT ANALYSIS PER ACRE OF PLANTAIN FARM INVESTMENT.
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When u plant 900 At most 950 should incase of mortality rate ...
We expect 900 Pieces To Harvest.
Now We All Understood that 12 Pieces Means One Dozen .
900 ÷ 12 = 75 Dozen Is What One Acre Will Produce .
Market Women With Oyo state Price Buy Per Dozen For N8000 Per Dozen.
Now , What ur One Acre Produces After Getting planting Of 900 is 75 Dozen...Now Let Do The Mathematics.
75 Dozen x N8000 = N600,000.00k Is What One Acre Will Produce . Now multiply N600k by 17.5 = N10,500,000.00k I what u will be realising
Terms & Conditions Apply .
1. No Uniform Harvest
2. No Equal Friuting Sizes
3. No Instant Profit .
4. No Instant( RIO )
5. No Uniform Harvest.

ADVANTAGE.
1. Annual Income Qurantee
2. No Reinvestment Capital
3. Continuous Return Of Investment For 10Years Without Another Capital Been Needed
4. No Annual Management Process.... unlike the first planting year .

Where and how did you get the 17.5 from?
Celebrities / Re: Empress Njamah’s Ex-Fiance Leaks Her Nude Videos On Whatsapp, Fans Blast Him by AgubataAkokwa: 8:52am On Jan 03, 2023
Who saw the video, how her kpekus be?

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Politics / Re: Gunmen Attack Ohakim’s Convoy, Kill Four Policemen by AgubataAkokwa: 10:20pm On Jan 02, 2023
Offpointng:
And the funny thing is, the SW governors are not doing anything to further stop these folks from trooping into the SW after cheering for their region to be ungovernable

The increasing numbers of Omo Nnas in the SW is getting too much and this should calls for an Immediate emergency btwn the Governors bfr they litter SW with their nonsense way of life

The plan is to turn the entire country into afganista make everywhere kuku catch fire until we all agree to do the needful (divide the fvcking zoo)

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Politics / Re: What I Noticed On Lagos-ibadan Expressway by AgubataAkokwa: 9:47pm On Jan 02, 2023
Kapeter:
This one is in pain already. Pele. Was wa alright Las las

Same pain that killd your térrorist prophet Mohammed (pig be upon him)
Travel / Re: FG Opens East-West Lane On Second Niger Bridge by AgubataAkokwa: 4:53pm On Jan 02, 2023
God bless GEJ

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija Star, Ifuennada Poses Topless (Pictures) by AgubataAkokwa: 9:42am On Dec 31, 2022
She's beautiful
Religion / Re: What Are You Thanking For As 2022 Is Coming To An End? by AgubataAkokwa: 10:25am On Dec 30, 2022
Absolutely nothing. He has failed as usual. God is useless in reality
Politics / Re: What I Noticed On Lagos-ibadan Expressway by AgubataAkokwa: 6:27pm On Dec 29, 2022
Kapeter:
Wetin be my own with whatever una like mention. Wetin concern me concern sad yeast grin nonsense.

A typical hypocritical Yoruba dëmon. Brainwashed potential térrorist, a fellow of the chief térrorist Mohammed (pig be upon him)
Politics / Re: What I Noticed On Lagos-ibadan Expressway by AgubataAkokwa: 8:26am On Dec 29, 2022
Kapeter:
Really working. They are even the ones that patrol my estate here in Ibadan the most. You'd barely see the police. Still find it hard to believe that some bastards were against Amotekuns creation back then.

But when we mention ESN as our defence line you pick offence.

Dey play
Crime / Re: Lagos Police PRO Shares Photo Of Officer Who Shot Lawyer, Bolanle Dead by AgubataAkokwa: 8:21am On Dec 29, 2022
He's a tilumbu urchin

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Politics / Re: G5 Governors Set To Endorse Peter Obi In London by AgubataAkokwa: 7:33am On Dec 28, 2022
With G5 by our side

With GEJ by our side

With IBB by our side

With Nigerians on our side

With Hausa northerners by our side

With IDP and the common Nigerians on our side

PO will be cruising to victory whether tilumbu urchins like it or yes

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Family / Re: Direction To Lekki Conservation Center by AgubataAkokwa: 11:27pm On Dec 20, 2022
gbengaoyeladun:


I went there with my friend on Saturday and I really enjoy my self...the environment is ok and I paid 3k to enter

Is it the same 3k for kids under 5?
Agriculture / Re: How To Grow Plantain Commercially / Plantain Suckers (hybrid) For Sale by AgubataAkokwa: 12:39pm On Dec 11, 2022
Very educative thread. I have just started my own little plantain farm on a plot of land in September and I think they are doing well but since I'm based in Lagos and the farm is in imo, I wonder how I will be able to meet up with my farm's demand.

Nice and encouraging thread
Politics / Re: Tinubu: Power Must Be Grabbed, Snatched At All Cost (Video, Pics) by AgubataAkokwa: 8:54am On Dec 09, 2022
May tilumbu diē before the election

Ase

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Politics / Re: Crowd Awaiting Tinubu Arrival At Lagos Rally (Pictures and video) by AgubataAkokwa: 1:16pm On Nov 26, 2022
They have prepared a stage for him to come and f00l himself on stage as usual. Afterall, his stage name na cityboy

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Agriculture / Re: One Million From My Dry Season Tomato Farm by AgubataAkokwa: 6:15pm On Nov 25, 2022
This is worth following
Politics / Re: President Buhari Participates At AU Summit In Niger Republic (Photos) by AgubataAkokwa: 5:26pm On Nov 25, 2022
Térrorist buhari
Politics / Re: 2023: We’ll Do Anything To Ensure Tinubu Wins – Fani-kayode by AgubataAkokwa: 9:40am On Nov 24, 2022
BATified2023:
u igbos couldn’t stop buhari twice u can’t stop tinubu

Then I say again, come and impose your half dead grandpa on everyone make we see. Tilumbu ko, babablu ni

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Sports / Re: Lobi Stars Rule Out Move To Sign Cristiano Ronaldo by AgubataAkokwa: 9:15am On Nov 24, 2022
Are you serious

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Politics / Re: 2023: We’ll Do Anything To Ensure Tinubu Wins – Fani-kayode by AgubataAkokwa: 9:14am On Nov 24, 2022
BATified2023:
emeka

Tinubu will win

Oya come and impose your dying grandpa on us make we see.

Urchin
Politics / Re: 2023: We’ll Do Anything To Ensure Tinubu Wins – Fani-kayode by AgubataAkokwa: 8:39am On Nov 24, 2022
By fire by force abi, hence APC is against Bvas

God forbid BAT thing
Politics / Re: Herder Who Killed His Fellow Herdsman In Enugu Caught (Photos) by AgubataAkokwa: 8:36am On Nov 24, 2022
Térrorist
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Rushed To Hospital Over Leg Fracture - Daily Nigerian by AgubataAkokwa: 1:53am On Nov 21, 2022
Is she dead? Thank God o
Politics / Re: APC To Hold Campaign In Warri Stadium, Delta State Tomorrow (Pictures) by AgubataAkokwa: 8:43pm On Nov 18, 2022
They were pelted with stones in Jos, market leaders walked out on them in Owerri. I expect my fellow Warri people to wash of their footprints with water and soap after collecting their money

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Crime / Re: 64-Year-Old Nigerian Woman Stabbed To Death By Her Son In London by AgubataAkokwa: 1:38pm On Nov 03, 2022
It was said that children will bury their parents and tia afonja bæstãrd took it personal

Politics / Re: FG Owes Contractors Over ₦‎11 Trillion, Says Fashola by AgubataAkokwa: 7:13am On Nov 02, 2022
Not everyone will be happy for your change, because your change will remind them that they’re not changing.

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Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Puts Up A Picture Of Him In Suit by AgubataAkokwa: 7:23am On Nov 01, 2022
...'When baboons and monkeys heard that the man who used to chase them away from the maize field has died, they hysterically celebrated. The following year, there was no maize. That's when they painfully realised the dead man was the farmer!
Remember, not all enemies are enemies.'

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Visited Imo State (Pictures) by AgubataAkokwa: 6:05am On Nov 01, 2022
Same buhari that travelled to UK for check up also travelled to Owerri to attend a function. They unleashed both versions of buhari on the same day because they know that Nigerians will be too dūmb to find out.

Zoo country

Celebrities / Re: Davido's Son, Ifeanyi Falls Into Swimming Pool, Rushed To The Hospital by AgubataAkokwa: 5:56am On Nov 01, 2022
No matter how rich a man you are, remember that building a swimming pool at home is dangerous and not an African culture. We too like copy copy
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