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uchman: MaLady!!! Ow was your exam my dear shapey?
Trust you wrote very well...
Well! silently prayed for you 2day...
That exam wasn't your dairy episode ooo... LOL
Can't choose from my many crushes!

Thanks much dear. It was fine.

ekkywolex: Lalaland1
Agybabe
Honeydear
Nickiroman

Ehn?! If ah hear

BTW, I'm blushing

I hate to see people hurling insults on Nairaland's CEO, Oga Seun.

*mounts the podium*

*picks up microphone*

*clears throat*

Audience, please can we give the doctor a big round of applause!!!

*cheers and claps*

*clears throat*

Now, we have the honour to invite on stage the First Lady, Dame Patience Jonathan to deliver her speech and hear what she's got to say concerning this deadly virus "Ebola" which has been threatening the lives of Nigerians.

A round of applause please.

*runs to take cover*

10years sef is over the board sha. But ah think that's enough.

I think I know the meaning and I'll just try to explain it (I can only try o).

Probably you've been so nice, faithful, loving and good to her more than she expects.

I think she likes you but not as much as you love her. She believes it ain't mutual, I mean the love thing. She might be giving you 10percent while you are giving her 95percent.

Maybe, she's seeing someone else and might not want to hurt a guy (that's you) who has been so good and who deserves a better girl.

Ah guess, She feels rather too imperfect for you.

The goodnews is you've been named a good guy. Cheer up man! Please move on!

Shey ah try with the puzzle?

************

BTW, can wee meeting yhu

Chai! There ris God o.

Dear Op, ah know how thou feeleth. But you see, at times we girls ain't just worth that-much-love because there's every tendency we take it for granted.

Free the babe and work out your success to that woman that'll appreciate you.

And one day she'll bite her fingers in regret for ever putting you in the "friend zone".

Something must kill a man in life.
Do you want your own to be "woman palava"?

sameer1212: any wre of ur choice dear, because am ready to step up my love.

smh

sameer1212: ok dear, oya lets go dere

where?

MissYuzedo: *Twerks into thread, spreading my odolondolo lips*


Mencade5, agybabe, agrovick come n suck

#BITG

Hope you ain't down with fever?

Tbase2: hmm don't mean to be rude here but your profile pic em no matter what angle I try to look it from all I see is some one holding up are tits

noted. Thanks

sameer1212: i will still c d beauty dear, because d kind of beauty am tlking abt is d evalasting one.....

Ah hear

SHOCK7: Don't let 'em fight na just claim who's 'ur man!

Unfortunately, none

When you know that the sale of generators, candles, lamps and lanterns are fast-booming.

You always have to walk around with your phone charger.

You get hypertensive when see an hausa man enter a church or you meet him inside a bus/taxi.

Ah lie?

sameer1212: because u r beautiful

Is that all?

When I grow old nko?

No, thanks

Yes, yes, yes.

He's so sweet!

Ehn ehn?! Ahdntblvit.

So like play like play, this thread enter front page sha.

Na juju!

I better start to create my own rubbissh tread o. If ah get luck...gbam! I don hammer!