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Na lie.

I get most compliments when I wake up in the morning to go and fetch water.

Chai! And I almost made FTC o.

Boys scattered everywhere.

Dreyl: Where is my love Agybabe

huh?

Abeg o...na who get salt?

dedons: Now what's the difference between this op and naija politicians


Cos the typical naija politician would make a 10point agenda during campaign and only accomplish 3...

The op promised to list 10 things and ended-up listing and explaining only 3...



God is watchin.

...on 3D Television

Dreyl: so u hv forgotten me so soon,DIA RIS Godu o.

no vex na mbok! Remind me

Dreyl: my sweet love how you dey now,i really missed u o

mbok na where I from know you?

ITbomb: This post taste like salt, how many teaspoon you use sef?

a full bag

Dreyl: Me Love

huh?

Johnny and Akpors went to the hospital to have an HIV/AIDS test.

While waiting at the reception for the test results, they were praying...

JOHNNY: "God abeg I know say I too dey do woman thing, but abeg, I no wan catch HIV o. If you do am for me ehn, I no go leave Yemi again follow Cynthia, Uche no go get belle. I no go lie give Nene say I go marry her..."

He continues praying. On the other hand...

AKPORS: "My baba God wey tanda gidi gbam for heaven. Ah know say you like me wella even though my way no pure. But papa, I wan ask you one thing as your pikin. At all, at all, I no go mind if ah get HIV..."

Johnny heard it and...

JOHNNY: Akpors you dey madt? Wetin make you no mind if you get HIV? You...

AKPORS: My guy relax! I say make you relax.

JOHNNY: Why? Tell me.

AKPORS: E better make ah get HIV...

Just then the doctor came with the results and they scrambled to their feets with anxiety all written on their faces...

DR. DO-GOOD: Erm...gentlemen...

With eyes open...

JOHNNY and AKPORS: Ehn??!

DR. DO-GOOD: First, Mr. Johnny, your HIV test results shows that you are HIV positive and...

Johnny felt bad and wanted to cry but immediately, Akpors jumped up in excitement, knelt down and was thanking heavens. When asked why he acted that way...

AKPORS: For the fact say my guy Johnny[b] wey no too like women get HIV, I don already know say I get am. I just dey thank my God say no be EBOLA...

Both [b]Johnny and Dr. Do-Good looked at Akpors in astonishment and with wide eyes.

THE END!

Copyright- MaLady

Tell her jor...with time she'll heal.

I blame you for not telling her before now.

BTW, why do you stop loving her?

biggerboyc: Thank very much. Its not my which to cry but was just an emotional palarva. But the cry I'm talking about was not that noisy one ooo.


Its like
Its called sobbing. Just when tear roll on someone's chick

okay. Take am easy.

Tizak: @OP, don't mind this yeye geh , and don't let her discourage you.

As for me, no girl is as important as the way you portrayed your target to be. There's plenty other fish in the sea. I believe that before you ask 5 or 6 girls out, with the books you have read, you should be able to get one to say yes.

But if your brain is seized by this one and only girl and you must get her by all means, then you have to let her go (temporarily). Then go and practice on other girls for like 3 months. Make it a practice to meet at least 3 new girls weekly and ask them out. After doing this for about 2 months, you will have developed a good game. When you are confident enough, go back to the girl doing shakara (if you still feel the need to) and ask her out.
CAVEAT: The above will only work if you stop every form of communication with the girl for the duration. And be a man.

If she is still talking rubbish, dump her sorry a[color=#000000]s[/color]s and with your new found skills hook up with a hotter babe and carry on with your life



Life is too short to waste time chasing girls...

Cheers.

I'm out.

*in Helen Paul's voice*
ah ah nah...what I do

Darteyyyy: You're a beauty to behold..... choi

what do you say.....

let's meet over a cup of chilled zobo and suya....

make I sabi you more

Thank you.

Pishure or ahdntblvit

Tizak: Chai!!!

Are you sure you're trying to help the OP??

No

E go soon clear for your eyes.

You are not confused my dear.

She's just scared of Ebola.

Op, maybe your appearance, character or shape turns her off.

From your dp...hmmm...na true. I see am say you fine.

You may be academically sound but not wooingly sound.

Even with your intelligence, a girl made you to cry. Smh.
kids all over NL

the book you read, did it ask you to cry?

hehehe ....E don pain am o

Guy
My mum sent me on an errand. Give me 1hour.


Lady
I don't like make-ups. I just do a simple one. Powder and lip gloss, that's all.

Even fools marvel at your foolishness

Tizak:

what?

Pishure or ahdntblvit

davidif: Abeg, can you explain what you jut wrote properly?

Okay, don't mind my crazyy way of writting.

I was just trying to describe what transpired at a park and in a bus when and while I was travelling to Calabar last Monday.

A lady was using fake British accent throughout the journey to communicate to the driver and with someone who called her on phone.

When she speaks, you find faults in the pronounciation, manner and etc.

Just then, she made a mistake, I sneezed in mockery, some people in the bus who understood why I sneezed, joined me to make further mockery of her fake accents by telling me "sorry" and "bless me".

Later, I saw a guy updating on facebook about the fake accent and the sneezing which took place in the bus.

Hope this is clear enough?

Una never see anything.

The grammer wey one geh knack on Monday for the car park wey I go ehn! I wept in spanish!

It was so fake and incorrect. People were just feigning attention to her as she was addressing the driver, we were all shaking our heads, hissing and observing the drama.

When the bus eventually set on the road. This geh phone rang and while she was still answering the caller, I SNEEZED!

Attention was drawn to me because almost every naughty minds in the bus knew what caused me to sneeze.

Of course, most sharp people chorus "sorry" and "bless you" in unison.

Few seconds later, I caught one guy updating about the "grammer and sneezing drammer" on Facebook.

There ris God o.