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Dayjhihannon01: wetin u find go dia nah '''Network''? Han?

mumumugu: ashamed of being naked? Ashamed of ones natural body? Is it a crime to be in ones state of creation

y should parents teach kids that being naked is terrible thing. The kids were born naked, were they terribly born?

TheMatrix3: A very large chunk of your humanity is missing

prettiest1: check in the joke section, it should be hiding there.

defendedvictim: ummm..sori if dat wz offensive. wz jst fooling arnd. u gud?

aoezekiel: NOTICE BOARD
APPLICATION FOR ADMISSION INTO FULL-TIME
[REGULAR] DEGREE PROGRAMMES FOR THE 2014/2015
ACADEMIC SESSION
THIS IS TO INVITE CANDIDATES WHO SAT FOR 2014/2015
ACADEMIC SESSION JAMB EXAMINATION AND SCORED 180
AND ABOVE, TO APPLY FOR FULL-TIME DEGREE
PROGRAMMES AT THE FEDERAL COLLEGE OF EDUCATION,
ABEOKUTA, IN AFFILIATION WITH THE UNIVERSITY OF
IBADAN, IN THE UNDERLISTED NINE PROGRAMMES:
EDUCATION/ CHRISTIAN RELIGIOUS STUDIES
EDUCATION/ ISLAMIC RELIGIOUS STUDIES
EDUCATION/ ENGLISH
EDUCATION/ FRENCH
EDUCATION/ BIOLOGY
EDUCATION/ CHEMISTRY
EDUCATION/ PHYSICS
EDUCATION/ MATHEMATICS
EDUCATION/ HUMAN KINETICS
ADMISSION REQUIREMENTS:
FOUR (4) YEAR-DEGREE PROGRAMME
The Four-year degree programme is available to
candidates with at least 5 passes at credit level in O/
Level WASCE, SSCE, NECO/GCE including English Language
and Mathematics in one sitting or at least 6 credit passes
in not more than 2 sittings. In addition, candidates are
required to have credit passes in specific relevant subject
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THREE (3) YEAR-DEGREE PROGRAMME
The Three-year degree programme is available to
candidates who possess the Nigeria Certificate in
Education [NCE] in relevant courses and must have
purchased the 2014/2015 JAMB DE form. All DE applicants
must equally have graduated with a minimum of MERIT in
their NCE courses, with requisite O/L requirements of the
University of Ibadan as contained in the 2014/2015 UTME/
DE Brochure.
METHOD OF APPLICATION
Candidates for the Four-year degree programme are to pay
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Number 0060110679 at any branch of ACCESS Bank PLC in
Nigeria. Applicants should write their UTME Registration
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appears on their UTME result slips e.g. 90583457GB,
CHUKWUDI, U. A. in the space provided for “Depositor” on
the Bank teller.
Similarly, all applicants must pay additional N500.00 as
portal fee to ACCESS Bank Account 0035986142 with
Account name PCTL [With registration number and
surname first] to access the registration portal.
Consequent upon payment of the processing fees,
candidates will access the registration on-line platform at
www.fceabkcedep.org and fill the template after 12 Hours
of payment.
Candidates for the Three-year degree programme are to
pay Ten Thousand Naira [N10,000.00] only into CEDEP
Account Number 0060110679 at any branch of ACCESS
Bank PLC in Nigeria. Applicants should write their DE
Registration Number first, followed by SURNAME and
initials, as it appears on the DE acknowledgement slip e.g.
90583457GB, CHUKWUDI, U. A. in the space provided for
“Depositor” on the Bank teller.
Similarly, all applicants must pay additional N500.00 as
portal fee to ACCESS Bank Account 0035986142 with
Account name PCTL [With registration number and
surname first] to access the registration portal.
Consequent upon payment of the processing fees,
candidates will access the registration on-line platform at
www.fceabkcedep.org and fill the template after 12 Hours
of payment.
NOTE:
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numbers and follow ALL other necessary instructions. Care
must be taken NOT to click FINAL SUBMISSION until the
necessary preview/editing has been done.
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must not exceed 20kb. The photograph must be in plain
background.
UTME Candidates should monitor the website for the Post-
UTME screening date and come for the screening with their
online registration print out, photocopies of credentials and
evidence of bank payments.
D.E. Candidates must have graduated with a minimum of
MERIT in their NCE programmes to be eligible for
admission. Furthermore, D.E. candidates shall not sit for
any test, but shall be screened with their detailed results
[O/L & NCE] which must be forwarded to CEDEP before 5th
September, 2014 for processing, with evidence of bank
payments.
Closing date for completion of the online form is 5th
September, 2014.
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The Post UTME screening exercise for the UTME
candidates shall take place at the College at a date to be
communicated to all applicants on the GSM numbers
provided.
Signed Mr. R.A Akinola
Registrar
or call 08161174413

defendedvictim: hrd cashew fruits aids abortion..I see

defendedvictim: ntoor! Wetin u bin dey do on top cashew tree?

hernars: I was gonna add u up but for a second I thought no beautiful girl would give up her IM details online xo easily...... My conclusion ? U are UGLY

MzNelly: Even your ass would be jealous of the shii.t that comes outta your mouth.

bidexmat: ......Ur IQ wuld be ok if ur brain is replaced wiv boiled indomie

defendedvictim: who ask u?

Dreyl: really

vizkiz:

Victoriousvic: Hey Agybabe!

How do you do?

Tizak: Swee rat...

Tizak: Olodo rabata. Common English you no sabi. Shior!

onirugbon1: Sex is how daddy's dickson pours baby into mummy's veejay.

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