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they say life is not always bed of roses but can you let me prove that wrong to you by giving me a chance in your life. Please don't say no to a special angel like me.

@idowuogbo thank God, i no get your time. I no wan degrade myself if I start with yew. Abeg shift make better person enter.

Can you give me the chance to make you feel loved.

@kellynoah shey na that your mosquito hand you wan use catch me?

Haba, he will feel honoured.

abeg come take before I change my mind.

@hammer na today i believe say your brain na basket wey dey make everything wey them call sense leak. Yeye boi.

If no be say I don dey repent small small and God say forgive haters, I for don sue studio to court tey tey.

@dani1luv you are welcome. What should i offer you?
@moi this is the jokes section and you are in the joker's bar, what can i offer you sweetie?
@idowuogbo must you degrade Jackpot, he is not zoolander. Please don't mislead the new comer
@hamid your own end in this bar is just outside the exit. Mstcheeew.

since nobody want to say the anything
@poster maybe because she want you to make her feel like the best thing in life that can not be done without. Hope i try sha?

I'm tired of fake guys, can you be my original?

I wonder which kind nonsense be this.

very funny. I think I will apply this on my wedding day, serve me breakfast on bed, take my hand every morning to the gate before leaving for work, love me and no other, take me out on weekends, watch me sleeping, no late nights outside for whatever reason, etc. How cool would that be ladies in the thread? Shey na how una see am?

@poster if Dyt catch you? I pity your career.

Rotflmao. @poster oya come take #10 for biscuit and pure water make you use step down.

@Ajibel of course you know, an ideal lady must defend her man anytime and anywhere. You had better don't tempt the deacon to sin. Mtsheeeew
@homar what is really your problem, biscuit or ajibel or what? *smh*

Lol, how i wish that thread Ajibel is talking about can come up again. That was one of the first thread i read when i joined nl.

If i start now, them go say i don come. Which kind thread be this?

When i saw this topic, I had a feeling that the poster will either be obiomaA or lilkech. Oh no, its obiomaA with women stories. *smh*

That is the best way to show love

@Ajibel you may call it whatever you like
@lilkech sorry o

@el guarpo you are such a miscreant. Get the phuck out of this bar. Mistake of a homo sapien.

The first story got tears running from my eyes. So touching. *sobs*

Ajibel the joke critic
bin gbagbo a guy who never cares what people think about him. Good joke poster
jackpot cool, tough and nice
booqee no nonsense
idowuogbo don't like to be insulted real life. A bit insultive but with style
bigvajina flirt on line with her posts
babe lepa that is proud of her legs
likech/obioma good jokers but sometimes they both can go off topic
sexkills mature
born2fuck heartbroken and can't trust any lady again. But i hope he realise that the incident at pab hotel is not the end of nice guy. He is a good guy who has been exploited.
Natasha little but matured at times in posts
Agybabe optimistic, talks from experience, respectful, understanding, matured in reasoning, etc.

I can allow him if he wishes. He knows I have admirers, etc. I hardly delete my messages inbox, it got to a time when he checks my phone and will be displeased about what he sees and that might cause him to go gaga. So later any message i get from guys either good or bad i started deleting, so he asked why do you delete your messages? I told him because you can't stand it and i can't stand your jealousy and anger. He said no, that i should not delete them again. I stopped deleting them. If he looks at it and get high blood pressure because guys appreciate me, its his business and headache. If check his phone and see something, i will just ask about it like 'who is this and why this message?', if he says my friend, a girl who wants to date me, and blablabla, i will just say ok and forget about it but if na him, ehn. *smh*, him blood dey boil. Trust na the main thing. I don't want to get headache nor high blood pressure because of some letters put together to form a message in a box. If phone no dey nko? Abeg if she wan cheat she go cheat no matter how much you follow am like body guard.