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oh bin, this joke is hilarious.
@all, he promised to change in his letter to all jokers and now he has done just that. You can imagine him reading the bible.

@poster you are welcome. I am the queen of this section, ajibel is my clown, jackpot is my boss at the bar and bin gbagbo is my *****, ask them. You will meet many friends here as time goes on.

wow! Nice joke dear?

toba:
hello swty

hi

you go remain there?

dani1luv:
chineke Jesus , idowu, agybabe am luving the diss ;d

at your service

ARareGem:
^^ Lol.

Ehm, new bartender, please pass me a drum of Schweeps to rinse my mouth.

a drum?! How about bottle? With what again?

Idowuogbo:
Madam cool down your spirit o , wetin I wan borrow shey dat your 1960s ankara wey get shoulder pad like say u wan feature for batwoman return.Infact d tin u call scarf wey u put for head na fashion abi material no reAch contain your 11 by 11 forehead. your header alone is bigger dan d ark noah built

*Na joke I dey run o*
Dani u berra hold her b4 i use bars stone am,she dey test Badosky dat periwrinkle

i just dey pity your career. Wallahi.[quote author=Da_b¤§§. link=topic=664423.msg9488008#msg9488008 date=1320511511]tank you my dear.
Pls serve me one bottle of Petrus Pomerol Make i use wash mouth first.[/quote]alright, with what?

lmao. Ajibel you sabi drink kunu, burukutu?

@studio cfr, shey e dey scatch you for body? Mstcheeeeeeewwwwww.
@dani its better late than never. Thanks alot.

@ajibel can you now see you are a full time big liar
@rakel na who diagnose you?

@bin gbagbo dear, please warm cool down, he is frustrated
@judek2, wetin you come be? The devil himself?
@booque don't mind the frustrated fellow

I will make sure he regrets thinking of it in the first place. What insolence! He dares not!

what's going on here?

i am happy for them. But weeping for the poster. @poster why must you put shame on Nigeria? At least 9ja is not the only country in Africa. We have initiatives but government is dulling.

Mine was like two years ago. I was coming from a vigil around 5am, a friend of mine (male) offerred to see me off to a certain point. We got almost halfway to my area and he asked to go back. Not up to 5minutes after he went back, i noticed a man coming towards me, i had double mind maybe i was safe or not. He asked me to stop, at first i hesistated until i got to place close to light. He was dressed like a police officer with kondo, beret, trouser and sweater due to the cold i think. He asked me about where i was coming from where i was heading to, who was that guy, who my father was and where i live. With little fear, i told him i was coming from church and going home, the guy is my church member who offered to see me off, my father too is a force man and i lived in the barracks. He told me the guy i was moving with has been arrested way back for stealing phone and he was been traced by the police and led by his accomplice and he (the police) was asked to go after me and bring me back to where he was been held. I was perplexed but i followed because my hand were clean. On my way back, he asked me about the phone i was using (then i was using itel chinko) maybe it was the guy that gave it to me but i said no, my dad got it for me. He said he will help me by releasing me. Not quite far from us, i saw an image that looked like the boy that was said to be arrested, but since it was dark, i couldn't get the picture. We moved on, then the officer asked me to wait, i waited, he moved over to an dark area where there was noise, people and somebody crying please sir, so i believed this is real. He came back and asked me to bring my phone, that he wants to use it to interrogate the guy, i gave it to him (switched off and battery low), he went and never came back. I waited for some time, then went to meet people as that area. I saw some officers and explained to them, they said there was nothing like that that happened. Later i saw the boy and he said it never happened. I was confused but that made me wiser.

@Ajibel follow escort me first go twitter.

you are welcome sir, to this special bar. Come and have your seat sir *takes him to an empty seat* what should i offer you sir?

Lmao. You sabi deny person o.

Rake said that? So was it malaria/typhiod?

@ajibel are you 'disfathering' funkymallu?

@ebony thanks a million. You have given me a surname already.

so you dey live for street! Why you no tell me say your wife na mad woman? Kai! Hungry catch you sootee you no fit afford #20 pepper. I weep for you o.

jealousy don chop your nyansh kpatakpata.

Ajibel:
^ i want u to be mi life when fartgbo is gone

empty dreams. What A pity for you, he is still here with moi. Back off

Ajibel

Judek2:
I don too hear Agybabe 4 joke session,
hot cake

Agy, na where u 4rm come?

Judek2:
I don too hear Agybabe 4 joke session,
hot cake

Agy, na where u 4rm come?

sent from heaven. Special Angel.

bin gbagbo:
baby, your tears have brought me back! sorry 4 making u cry baby, i am sorry

OMG you are back *wipe tears* *hugs* i was scared i won't see you again. Where went thou?

he really took after his father

@ajibel *tongue out*

lolz. You try. If you carry D, i for call am malpractice.

@ajibel get a life

Funkymallam:
^^ yea we knw @ least u r nolonger bin's sister.
U can nw pay Bin's 'groom price', cus its obvious u want d marriage more, Lol
api bufday

now i know ajibel have given you something to eat. Thanks for the birthday congratulations. Jah bless thou.