arsetalks:
Hahahaahaha. Thanks for providing me a laugh. GOD knows I need it.

You're welcome anytime.

Na so e be o

faceURfront:


I love taking risks. So I don't mind falling

face your front so you won't fall o. I no fit carry pesin.

bebe2:


hmmmm??

yeaaahhh, before they get a knife and stap him in the chest

they won't stab him na. You no dey watch film o.

While staring, the guy would slowly open his eyes. They will kiss and then do the thing before laughing and saying " I love you". I current o

Jecyangel:
I can't stop laught at this comment so so funny. U just
made my day

my pleasure

Dapo777:


Will you be my girlfriend? Let me take you to paradise!!!

If you get mind, come say it to my face with confidence.

It may be love. Don't you watch oyinbo film?

They're like "he looks so cute and innocent when he sleeps"

BTW, op just 2 weeks and she's moved in? I give you hand o. #Twale.



~>MaLady<~

Until you tell me, you asked a girl out that night...ahdntblvit.


~>MaLady<~

Dear op, I really do understand your reaction to his request of spending the night over at your place.

He got such worthy reply because you felt nothing for him, whereas he thought you did.

The boy guy is a learner.

Do not feel bad for what you did. He looked at you to be a free thing. Such insolence. Next time he would think twice.

Noted!

Knowing my parents ain't the same thing with asking their permission to propose to me. What if they decline?

Propose to me first and I'll be the one to flaunt the ring on my finger to my mum's face.

Tymax:

Lol. See dem. If the case was the opposite you would say the same things. Ladies what do you really want?

it depends on the season. Wants get season o for we gehs.

coolxpat:
Agybabe I need a cool picture of u to prove to my friend lurex2rhyme that u're cool... U know nairalanders and pictures or idonbelieveit of a thing

lurex2rhyme:


still waitin 2 c d cooltant in agybabe ooo

na my picture una wan see?

lurex2rhyme:

personally me no wan oo cuz my teacher once told me dat half loaf is beta dan buns

Jamie1:
@OP you need Jesus...

Na because of you Boko haram de bomb people

wicked comment.

Op leave the guy, you guys don't compliment each other.

lurex2rhyme:

like seriously all dis pple followin u? u christ? u get fish n bread 2 giv us?

na bons I get

DECOtech:
Baby girl, I lost my phone since last wk. I have on other way to reach you. Could you pls give of a call?

eyaah sowie...oait

wordbank:
The guy is creative... another reason to love him d more

If it were you, would you love such person?

mooremedia:
set him up.....

how? Give me hint

kenex4ever:
sometimes d prime suspects r innocent after all. Forget about it n move on, with time, u will realize if he took it or somebody else. U can't rule out d possibility of him being innocent, just distance ur self from him. Am talking frm xperience though

okay. Thank you

booqee:
#faints!

I vote for Jennimma

also for vivly

RedBenson:


But even if u no demand reach 5k or above, him go still want wetin him want. Abi no be so?

na so sha

Hi house, my shout out goes to the following peeps-

Barezzi
Lurex2rhyme
Jackpot
Olubukato
ITbomb
Seun
Coolxpat
PrettySpicey
DECOtech
Nzan
Franlil
Jennimma
Phenom666
kingphilip
Ajibel
Andrew3
Unyours
Unibenstudent
Firstkyn
donbigboy
Themejiwalker
Ayorin and all those I could mention amongst my followers, fans, admirers and haters. I love una plenty.

Please forgive the voice.

It means "make ah do am for the last time before ah go".

call him on phone and tell him you've accepted to date him if he's still interested.

RedBenson:


Na u no been gree chop ur money naw. U for order things worth like 3, 4 or even 5k sef. But @all @all, na im bad pass. Thank God say u chop at least 5h from the loot. Lolz.

make we imagine say na the guy get the money true true, and I come demand reach chopping wey reach 5k, shey you no know say as guy wey him be, he go make sure say he get wetin he dey find? As I don chop am before.

Na wetin some gehs no know be that.

simplynola:
Puzzle 1:- D guy take Abu money take entertain Abu. So what is lost?

so ah for no vex abi?

succed:
What a surprising gift......!!!! Take a walk young lady. He is not worth a chyker....talk less of being your boy......what? Any way one-sided of the story is missing until then......inconclusive!!!!

what part is missing? Maybe you can add it up or perhaps look for it

Daninya1:
Your guy is a kleptomaniac(light-fingered)... If he eventually becomes a government official he will practice kleptocracy (government of thieves, for thieves and by thieves)...
I know of a beautiful girl whose grand dad was the greatest thief in katsina and the gal also steals.. Stealing can be passed on to innocent kids who will also become kleptos..
I myself have also stolen items when I was a bit Younger. But now, I have become a better person..
Na who never steal from him mama pot of soup before??. Lollxxx..
I strongly opine that if you know he is a klepto.. Quit the relationship...
Or do you want to be called the mother of a thief someday Can you bear the reproach??

I said he is not my boyfriend o...he's a wannabe.

nairalife2013:
I lost a hundredK and told my parents my younger sister took it. She denied and I refused to believe her cos she was fond of taking my mom's little cash or my dad's at a moment's carelessness. I was awestruckd to discover d cash in my stacks of work files months later. I apologised to my sister and my parents and gave my sister 20k and taught her how to drive as compensation; I lost 49k inside my house one evening when I came bak from work. There was only my wife and my kids of 2n1 yr old. I keep money carelessly and my wife never touches a dime without tellin me. I was dumbfounded. If anyone had bn to my house that evening d person would hav bn "the thief." Behold, the next morning as I made to enter my car and drive out to work i saw d money just by d car door at d drv side; I thot some1 Stole my miniature handicam. I was sure it was charlton, my 14yr old nephew who recently took on strange annoying habbits Including playing soccer inside my palour... everywhere in d house was searched and he was d only one with an unquenchable liking for d handicam! A few months later, I found d cam INSIDE my suit pocket in d wardrobe... with all these, I hav com to terms with d phrase THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS WHAT THEY APPEAR TO BE. just let it go and be more careful next time.

you story is touching...but I don't have anyone else in my house. I've ransacked the whole house. Remember my bag's zip was destroyed in the process.

karmaleon:
Get some rat poison and give him a treat!

Abeg I need the one that's very effective. Do you have any to trade?