₦airaland Forum

SUFFER ERECTION!!??
How does a man "suffer erection". Dick rise no b 2 push am go down, ahbi..no b dick again? Which work e get except rising

If not for the rate of unemployment and uncertainty wetin person dey find for FRSC?
All these organizations that are meant to be looking for workers are loaded with requests and no room for expansion in many years. In comparison with some of the developing countries even inside Africa these isn't enough man power to have an official on the road doing stop and query or what ever they do nowadays. That's why the integration of technology such as cameras and other devices is rampart and taking over. You F up camera snap you, you get ya bill with evidence.

SOWORE must understand this as an impeccable opportunity to Revolutionize the prison
Many have passed such bruhaha to become the change in the society. I expect him to take a page from the Nelson Mandela Chronicles and the biblical Joseph who turned imprisonment to accomplishments.
There is no better guilt trip you can use on Nigerians than the proverbial line "I suffered for you and went to prison". Now imagine using that in context while campaigning for president.

Ttc

2019 Thanks giving celebrations should include much praise and reverence to all deitys for their kindness towards us their compassion and their unending protection. Especially for how they mysteriously worked to ensure this accusations of alledged money launder wasn't brought up by any Nigerian organization such as efcc and icpc. It would have been a disaster especially here on nairaland, one can only imagine the blood bath and sharp exchange of words that would have downplayed.
Meanwhile even though the accusations don't originate locally one can only hope that the invincible hands tilt things in Mr Allen Onyema's favour so that civil war 2 which of course means nairaland online war) would be averted.

Simple answer
Promotion of SELF INTEREST
Irrespective of the cost
According to the elite theory the interest of the elites come first and they promote it irrespective of how much it favours the majority or otherwise. However the will of the majority and elites can align when the elites desire the same things the masses desire of course in situations like this the elites have determined it to be a good thing to further promote their interests.

Haven't you heard of penis and vagina museums?
What of museum of broken relationships or museum of noodles what of dog collar museum, museum of death, British lawnmower museum, Barney Smith toilet seat art museum among others
Let me guess if it isn't by a white skinned person it's mediocrity

I pity Dino melaye
By the way how many houses does saraki want to own in this world
If he foregoes this one he has like twenty more to substitute ahbi...no be saraki, im get house pass white cap

This is how to reply a troll or an annoying comment. I hope nigerian celebrities are seeing this and learning
No be Everything be insult or I will beat you up or your fada or your moda or u re poor and blablabla

If no be 4 d Africa wey dey d back of "South Africa", person for don 4get say South Africa dey the same Africa
And I mean that in a good and bad way

All this abrahamic religions
That black man carry for head like bag of rice. Mtchwwwwww! How do you people's turn a blind eye to the fact that both religions have so many things in common. Wish them a happy married life hope they become the exception

Since we are doing rubbish they should consider making a university of social media or university of university establishment or university of ministerial appointment or university of APC or university of Sharia law or yes university of "the oza room" what about university of corruption also university of foreign trips...Kai I 2 get sense
Modified: university of ruga, university of border closure.....

It's disturbing
The reality of the fact that humans once subjugated their fellow humans to things like this and still perpetrate such even in this age and time. Times were hard then and it's disgusting to see almost nothing has changed. Let's face the facts the world is really not changing.

Ah...ah,
Na man be this ooh!
A! Naija it is well

To me ooh!
University of Transportation sounds very very stupid
D genius that came up with the idea deserves an igbere TV leadership excellence award

Is there anything bad there?
Palm oil- vitamin E
Bread- good source of carbohydrates and nutrients such as magnesium, iron, selenium, B vitamins, and dietary fiber
So what?

Peace of mind
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Peace of mind is a proven cause of long life

Once I saw oshiomole

Time is 6:00 am
Knocks
You are late for school... time is already 8

Nigerians have become accustomed to
"Waiting for the other shoe to drop"

Eh..hem ( clears throat)

So cute..
I hope he has stashed enough money to run to Dubai or face EFCC

He is the great uncle of the current richest man in Nigeria, Alhaji Aliko Dangote (Aminu Dantata's late brother, Sanusi Dantata, was Aliko Dangote's grandfather).
Oboy.. money runs in the family

All the members of the buhari immediate and extended family cashing out big. Using what so ever means to become a relevant figure in a particular niche
It's obvious that Zahra Buhari has now found hers.

Come and build

Na money wey man no get if not what stops me from buying this album and other things like this thus encouraging the artist and growing the industry. For those that actually buy it you are the true nationalists

After downloading it for free on naijaloaded, tooexclusive, waploaded, talkglitz among others you now have mouth to be forming critic. Bad Belle

Scratches head....no matter the kind lie wey you want lie give yourself, the land is green. The problem isn't the land but the land dwellers.

Favour is better than labour
Ask a bricklayer or those guys carrying sack in the market
Some of them are graduates.

See as fear just dey catch me as I dey read the OP's write up
See what people are doing to themselves....
Negativity of Slavery, colonialism, imperialism, racism and bias in one post