₦airaland Forum

Just get Meter.
Got ours recently, it's not a complete relief but it's reasonable.

Nobody will hear all this one, except you have a reason to believe you're being fraudulently charged.

NB: if you don't pay last months bill they'll add it to this months own.

E don cast last last, na everybody go chop breakfast...!

Just be prepared. She's either going to go back to that nigga eventually or she's going to fall for someone way worse than him.

You want to know why?

Because she's not yet emotionally intelligent.
One day after multiple guys and breakfasts she's suddenly develop a natural filter, that will help her know when a guy is serious or not.

Till then.

Someone said he's has never seen a police officer that "died well." Gave an example of one in his compound that his leg decayed and the man eventually died terribly.

The day school cab driver wanted to pursue and beat me.

So some people don't know what it means for a sentence to run concurrently?

See big gap in our educational system.

very hilarious stuff.

He said:

“I ask you to please do the same thing you did in Ekiti. Come out with your PVCs and vote massively for APC.

“The voting is now in your hand. Be very vigilant. Be watchful. You will not do it in vain.

“Think about your children and vote accordingly so you can see the future. Come out en masse. Don’t mind PDP and other mushroom parties — parties like Labour; they will labour till they die. God will not make you labourers.”

Look anything the man says will annoy you.
You'd continue to pick what ever suits your anger.

Very funny!

Yorubas Dominating The Drug Trade Since 1990's.

Yeah. Looking out for something like that too. But not in this naija shaa.

In 2019 we were begging him, sowore and oby to come together and form a coalition. They wouldn't have won of course but at least they'd have registered themselves in Nigerians memory. All of them put together didn't get up to 50,000 votes if I'm not exaggerating.

Now he has been dislodged from his party he remembers Peter Obi. Lol!

Where there's a will, there's a way ♥️

Gone at those days this would have made an interesting segment on NTA's Sunday newsline.

Honestly!

A Christian - Christian ticket in this country will never fly, infact some christians won't vote for you. You know Nigerian christians and how they like to behave like sanctimonious dingbats who love doctrine and virtue signaling.
Don't expect such level of credence from Muslims tho. They seem to understand Nigerian politics as one of sentiments rather than facts.

So 2023 your choice is either returning the north to Aso rock via Atiku for another 8 years or voting two muslims.

TRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

About Damn Time!
Science moving humanity forward
While Nigerians are struggling with Muslim - Muslim.

This is why I love religion. The ease of manipulating people into doing the most narcissistic things. I am jealous of the pastor.

If I had such control over people's mind I'd make them kiss the dirty floor I walk on literally.

Why I won't forget Easter 2022 easily.

Met over dating app, discovered we lived close to each other.

Met for an hour all we did was walk and talk

I didn't know I left that much of an impression.

We continue chatting and he's soooo into me and dropping hints.

Next thing on Easter Sunday I rush back from church to meet up.

Comes to my house, nobody's home we gist in the sitting room for a min

asks to go to the room I say okay. We go sit on the bed and kiss and the rest happened.

Everything that day worked out perfectly.

Eh-yah! I pray he recovers fully.

See someone that used to be chubby now slim and boney.

Congratulations on this milestone.

You will see 90 years in good health and prosperity.

Nigerian christians overestimating their voting power. The Muslims have always been smarter than you people.
#islamization
Let the tears begin...!

Masterito:
Look at the results of the last Presidential election, then you will understand that Tinubu can't defeat Atiku.

I don't doubt the possibility of Atiku winning, I doubt it being easy.

Masterito:
No battle here. Atiku will have an easy win.

"easy"? if you think Tinubu didn't reason this through till the last detail you're wrong. We've underestimated that man enough.

Toh...!

Congratulations to PDP.

Atiku & Okowa, can basically skate to Aso Rock.

Atiku just became the safest option.

SADLY.

Lol....! Don't worry I can personally assure you guys that MNK will be fully prosecuted, found guilty and languish in prison for the rest of his life. Nothing will happen to him by God's grace. He will live long and reach old age and finally die in DSS custody. So chill.

The battle line has been drawn.

Atiku versus Tinubu.
Okowa vs Shetimma

Let the games begin.

Based off my view of things, PDP returns in 2023. Power remains in the North for another 8 years.

Injustice and lawlessness is the greatest terror a government can ever enforce on its own people!

Toh! Congratulations.

But you didn't cheat death. The idea that death is an enemy or an opponent is based on absurdities we grew up learning.

Death is a natural progression. All things must die. You simply had a close shave you haven't cheated death.

Can never happen.

The LGBTQ movement is fully backed and supported by the necessary powers just like how Christianity and Democracy were propagated.

Any attempt to kill these people will result in the type of backlash and sanctions, Boko Haram and BBoG didn't receive.

As some people reminded Datti-Baba on twitter, he should start with Doyin Okupe's son and the children of his friends, politicians and the elites.

Las las na poor, defenseless Nigerians with no power go suffer am.

So the moral lesson is gain power and wealth. Anything you do or say will be excused.

Newton2024:
Ladies, and even elderly women like opening their breasts for the public to watch. What could be their reasons? I think this is not good for our society. Nudity is a sin.

lol. You just know where this one is coming from already no need to disturb yourself.

I like how the Nigerian Elites rush around to support and help each other when trouble starts.

Birds of the same feather flock together.

None of them would have done any different if they were in his shoes.

Las las na person wey dem catch dey go court.

Nonexisting:
When Yorubas commit crime abroad, they will be tagged Nigerians in this forum but when Igbos do the same, they are tagged Igbos. The hypocrisy is real.

"Yorubas" seldomly make the news for committing crime abroad. Same can't be said of igbos. Doesn't justify it, but it gives you a degree of understanding as to why it is so, sometimes!

Beautiful, OP...! Thanks for this.

Private Universities are the goal now.

Forget ASUU and Their wahala.