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honsule Puskin Dragnet... Pls help me broadcast this

that's why u tryna defend urself... Cos i see no reason u should take it as anythin serious..

eyinjuege:
1. Why are you interested in someone else's virginity?

It's not exactly polite talk, so having that conversation with anyone is enough to get them put off with you. Imagine the impudence .

It's just like a girl coming to ask you out of the blues your sexual escapades and fantasies. What's her business with that?

What kind of conversation are you having with a girl that's not your girlfriend on her virgin status?

2. Being moody or depressed has nothing at all to do with the virginity status of anyone. In fact, this must be new research done by the OP.
Abeg, tell us what methods you used in your research to arrive at that conclusion, and any peer review on your research? Were your findings published?
And if there's an existing research result on that kindly post a link here.

3. Tautology. Refer back to answer 1.

4. That idea that virgins are not outspoken on issues of sexuality is a wrong mind set.
I have known virgins that discuss sex as though they are pros, but all na mouth and no action. They know the latest styles, but to practicalise it is another matter.
Information is everywhere. Other than even porn movies , there are books, articles on the Internet regarding the issue of sex. You want to have or give mind blowing "organza"? google it! I'm sure many articles will pop up online. Read them, and start talking like a pro in sex matters.
No one wants to be seen as naive and inexperienced, even virgins. Virgins too are equally curious on satisfying their future partners whether male or female.

5. Why would anyone be hovering around offices of lecturers except they are jobless? Or they truly have something important to discuss with the lecturer? Even virgins have been known to miss a test or an assignment for whatever reason such as ill health or even stupid reasons. Of course they will hover around the lecturer's office till he sees them, and they bring a sick certificate or whatever they need to prove their reasons were genuine.

Dazzall

Am sure u're nt one of dose chaste few...

To start with, who are ur target audience?

Pathetic

Hbd R231... Oya give us free FP today na

palserltd:
Charity they say begins at home. He is the Commissioner representing the Urhobo ethnic nationality on the board of the Delta State Oil producing areas development commission (DESOPADEC), Sir Amos Itihwe.

We just need to buy naija to grow naija. This is one sure way to overcoming the current recession.


http://www.todaynewsreview.com/p/1492/see-what-a-commissioner-was-spotted-doing-in-delta-state-pho

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Bros na Nairaland structural design u copy so o

Another earth tremor on Tuesday rocked the Kwoi community in Jaba Local Government Area
of Kaduna State.

The incident had reportedly forced many residents to flee the community. Our correspondent gathered that the Tuesday incident which occurred around 9am was accompanied by a heavy vibration.

An earlier tremor had taken place on Monday around 3am. Following the incidents, schools in the city were shut down and students, who had just resumed from the long vacation, were asked to return home. Many of the residents too had started fleeing the
community.

A resident of the community, Ayuba Nok, in a chat with our correspondent described the Tuesday incident as more serious than the earlier ones. Nok said,

“Today’s tremor was very loud. It was louder than the previous ones. Some schools were forced to close. They sent their students back home.

“Mallam Maude School, LEA Central Primary School and Sabzuro Primary School were some of the schools which were forced to close as a result of the sound of the tremor. They were afraid that something worse might happen.

“The heavy vibration of the tremor happened around 9 am today. It also occurred on Monday around 3am. The sound of Monday’s tremor was not as loud and devastating as the one of this morning. “

The Chairman, Mr. Ben Kure, is saying that people should be calm and stay where they are. But, the people are already frightened and they are in shock.

“When the incident happened again today, many of us who were thinking otherwise before decided to leave the town, especially the women and children. This is because we don’t know probably the whole town may sink when another one happens. And the government is not doing anything for now to evacuate people.

” Meanwhile, the Head of Geography Department, Kaduna State University, Dr. Idowu Abbas, said the constant incident of earth tremor in Kwoi town might lead to a major earthquake, urging the government to place the community on a watch list for a possible evacuation.
He said,
“It is unfortunate that the tremor happened but it is not unusual. This is because it can happen anywhere and at any time as long as there is movement underneath the earth surface. It can happen anywhere, it is just unfortunate that it happened in Kwoi. “
The tremor could be a signal of a bigger incident in Kwoi. And it still depends on what happens within the earth surface. I think the Nigerian Space, Research and Development Agency is already looking into that. Honestly speaking earth tremor is a small earth quake, the major earth quake can come.”

Meanwhile, a Non-Governmental Organisation, the Environmental Right Action and Friends of the Earth Nigeria, has condemned the relevant authorities for failing to institute a probe to ascertain the causes of the earth tremors that took place in some communities in Bayelsa and Rivers states.

Communities such as Mbiama and Okaki in Ahoada West local Government Area of Rivers State and Igbogene, in Yenagoa LGA of Bayelsa State were hit by earth tremors in July 2016. The ERA observed in a field report after visiting the affected communities that findings from the residents of the communities confirmed that the incidents were real. The report which was made available to reporters in Yenagoa on Tuesday indicated that there was need for the relevant authorities to institute a body of experts to ascertain the immediate and remote causes of the earth tremor to avoid future occurrence.

Source: punchng.com/fresh-earth-tremor-hits-kaduna-community-residents-flee/


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R231(happy birthday)

JoyChinwe22:
well I know a few. ...BECUASE PORN IS NOT HARMLESS
(Your Love life and Pornography)

Pornography is the portrayal of sexually explicit contents on pictures, magazines, videos and so on for the sole purpose of arousing anyone who views them. Pornography is also called porn.
Several years back however, porn was not really accessible to everyone in the form which they are these day. Back then, you had only play boy magazines with pictures of scantily clad models. Things started to get bolder by the day and got even worse with the advent of the internet.
In as much as porn is said to have helped couples build and continuously revive their sex life, it also has a few negative effects on one's love life which cannot be over emphasized. Such effects include:

Porn gives room for unrealistic expectations: Constant viewing of pornography makes you crave to have sex in ways which ordinarily you would find repulsive. You always want to do something different and insanely wild. I'm totally not against spicing things up in the bedroom; but when you want to do that because you have programmed your brain to believe that, 'the weirder, the sexier', then something is seriously wrong.

Porn never satisfies: Porn instils lust and lust is never satisfied. The amazing thing is, lust doesn't crave for more, it craves for something 'different'. This is the reason why someone will have a very wonderful partner and still cheat on them; not because their partner is not attractive. The other person in question may not even be as attractive as their partner, but they just needed something different.
To continue, visit http://lovelifelaughs.com/157/because-porn-is-not-harmless-your-love-life-and-pornography

Don't understand ur post..

nma24:

No idea?

hmmm, make una play love remain 4 me sha

nma24:
Its a lie

Chidimma oya give us ur own ways to find out....
Tho am sure u can personally relate to one of the afore-mentioned

u av just 1 post,..... Y?

hahahahahaha..comedians sha... God go help dem., evritin na play 4 dem side

The Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) said it had distributed 1.2 million Permanent Voter Cards (PVCs) in Ondo state ahead of Nov. 26 governorship election in the state.

The Resident Electoral Commissioner (REC) in the state, Mr Olusegun Agbaje, made this known at a news conference in Akure on Tuesday, and added that the distributed cards was as at Aug. 11, 2016.

Agbaje said that a total of 331, 078 PVCs were yet to be collected by their owners. He said a total of 1, 531, 771 PVCs were received in the state before the continuous voter registration carried out in the state about two months ago. He congratulated the 30 political parties that would participate in the election for the successful conduct of their primary elections.

The REC advised politicians on violent-free campaigns, saying “it is my belief that a peaceful campaign is a likely harbinger to the conduct of a peaceful election”. He said that INEC had a good relationship with all the existing political parties in the state. “I wish to mention that the commission has cordial and robust relationship with all the political parties in the state.

“Meanwhile, the commission has commenced an aggressive, persistent and sustained voter education, mobilisation and public enlightenment campaigns to create awareness ahead of the election.

“Essentially, the voter education campaigns are geared towards preventing voter apathy and to appeal to citizens to shun violence before, during and after the election,” he said.

Agbaje also disclosed that 3, 009 Presiding Officers (POs), 9,029 Assistant Presiding Officers I, II and III (APOs) would be deployed for the election. He added that the officers would service the 3, 009 polling units in the 18 local government areas of the state.

Jarizod:
[color=#679267] This man can shade for Africa but when one comedian yab am he go go dey claim father of comedy..Daddy of the entertainment industry [/color]

E get mouth na

hilarious

Ali Baba has taken to his Instagram account
to share a photo of Mrs Aisha Buhari with
Michelle Obama, throwing shades at Ayo Fayose.

Ali Baba, easily referred to as the king of shades, is at it again and this time directs his jab at Ekiti state Governor, Ayo Fayose.

On Tuesday, September 20, Mrs Aisha Buhari took to her Twitter account to share a photo of herself poised and smiling with the American first lady, Michelle Obama at her Broadway event put together to help girls in New York City.

Considering the fact that Fayose has alleged that the First lady was wanted in the United states of America in connection with the Halliburton bribery scandal, Mrs Buhari's latest Instagram post was definitely unexpected and a slap on the face. As if that was not bad enough, the ace comedian decided to rub it in by sharing the same photo via his Instagram page on Tuesday, September 20, commenting:

"Is that not the same Mrs Buhari that is wanted? They will soon arrest her... Or is that not what one South West Governor told us? We are watching... Or she now has First Lady immunity? Wetin me I know SEF."

Since Fayose is known for his propensity for sharing his opinion concerning every and any issue, this put down is bound to do very little to put him in his place. We can all wait with bated breaths for a new twist to the Halliburton bribery scandal allegations levelled against Mrs Buhari.

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Lagos—A defendant, Avekpon Bernard, 18, who is standing trial for conduct likely to cause breach of the peace, alongside 22 others, before an Igbosere Magistrate’s Court, Lagos, yesterday, excreted in the dock, while the Court Registrar was reading the charge to the defendants.

The defendant had told the Investigating Police
Officer, IPO, that he was pressed and wanted to use the toilet just before the court started sitting, but he refused, saying he cannot leave the other defendants.

Bernard, who was sweating profusely and
obviously could not hold on any more, excreted
inside the court, fouling the courtroom. Asked what was happening, the defendant said he had
excreted, so he was taken outside the court.

The other defendants are Samuel Nnamdi, 28;
Emmanuel Shakiru, 25; Okpe John, 26; Clement Ogar, 28; Donald Lowatur, 23; Monday Mbang, 21; Matthew Sunday, 22; Fran-cis Esthaphanus, 22; Kennis John, 26; Romero Dossu, 37; Makande
Samson, 34; Utibe Sunday, 45; Dona Afonyo, 35 and Rasheed Kogbe, 38. Others are Adam Monda, 23; Glegbe Alfred, 27;
Rubben Lokosso, 26; Benjamin Nicodemus, 33; Edwe Gbovis, 18; Samson Dimeji, 20; Augustine Okon, 32 and Adebayo Dauda, 26.

They were alleged to have conspired with others, who are still at large, to commit the alleged offence. They all pleaded not guilty to the charge. The prosecutor, Sergeant Ajaga Agboko, told the court that the incident took place on September 17, at 3.30p.m., at Otodo Gbame Community in Eti-Osa Local Government Area of the state. However, the magistrate, Mrs A. Ogunbowale, granted the defendants bail in the sum of N50,000 each, with one surety each in like sum. She adjourned the case to October 6, for trial.

Sveen:
Hope everything is okay?

Ginaz:
Please please if you're a girl, after a round you still isn't satisfied and asking for 3 rounds please just get up and meet the pastor for deliverance.

Shey you are a sperm carrier or your V is missing some parts that you can't be satisfied?

Girls like that can Fucck the whole men in the world and can't be enough.

Are u one?

colik:
I was offline na. Na true you talk

Thank God we still av Virgins....

Following the marriage advice which has generated a lot of controversy on social media as to the rightness and correctness of the advice handed down by the General Overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God, RCCG, Pastor E.A. Adeboye has yet again dropped another bombshell.

The General Overseer during the past convention of the church has touched the sensitive subject of sex.

According to popular blogger, Stella Dimoko, Pastor
E.A. Adeboye during the Convention holding
at the Redemption Camp said sex is not food and whomever can not go a day without it should be brought to him.

He said:

“if you know anyone who cannot go a day
without sex, bring him/her for deliverance because sex is not food,it’s a bad obsession”

colik y are u silent na?

abuayman:
OP, na lie.

Y u talk so?

McBrooklyn:
Hmm . . .

Ur signature's hilarious..

colik:
Lol.

I'm sure u won't lemme down.. Abi na lie i yarn?

shriamitr:
Nice information

Thanks

colik is one virgin i know of...

[b] a

Section8:
Are u sure there are still virgins around

Y not? , or aren't u one?