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Muna is fyn ok. But do not in any way compare him wit Van. Van Van Vannnnnnnnnnn.

Pretty or no pretty can be determined on the face and not necessarily the other parts of the body. Someone with good facial structures, a well shaped eyebrow, a good nose and nice lips will defintely look good even without makeup now that's pretty.

I like both and both r really nice on me but I have more trousers and wear them more often.

How can u compare. Tuface is no actor.

That Van guy is 2222222 fyn. Ramsey is 2 even his getting older has not affected that but Van takes this.

They r both so cute bt u asked who was cuter. Peter is cuter with his bad boy looks.

@Topic
I'll ask 4 gist on events yonder.
@Migines
u again?
You wan do referee?

@Lanresco15
Thank you so very much 4 the compliment. Sori we can't chat now cos I have a problem with my msger bt my YIM is on my profile ok?
@Migines
If I catch you there ehnnn?

There was this awards nite going on and then the question:
Between Maria Carey and Madonna, who is the better prostitute? There was a casting of votes and Madonna won.
Between Micheal Jackson and Usher who is the better dancer? There was a casting of votes and Usher won.
Next we saw was Taribo West with a disturbed frown on his face. He was hoping to win the award for ugliest guy but then he asked bitterly 'Who the hell is Busta Rhymes?'

About the cake, post it on nairaland and who told u I am Ify.
Have a gr8 day.

@Oyie
Dunno wat u're talking
I love mama Gee and her style jare.

Hey evry1, it's phenomenon's birthday 2day. Remember to wish him a happy buffday.
@phenomenon
Have a happy birthday dearie. Wishing u long life and prosperity.
Please let me have a share of the cake ok?

@Genial
U a cop or smth? or a detective. I admire ur critical assessment of the whole mystery.
@topic
The fact that the tape(video/audio) was beside the dead man is a pointer to the fact that he was murdered. Afterall, dead men can't get up to handle tapes abi?

Nice one. Na wa O

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Nice but the 1st one got me cracking

@Ollykay
U be big thief
@2muchbar
4 keeps u know?

Thanx dear

I tire 4 dt man O. Na im no wetin dey pursue am.

@2muchbar
If I'm gonna steal it, I wouldn't tell u when. I'd not be stealing, but taking it if I told you when abi?

Y'all sud visit my thread 'Laf Responsibly'. I like reading replies wheather apprecaitng or criticizing.

@Clemcykul
Didn't know u were interested bt no probs, if I can steal it without getting punished, I'll giv u small ok?
@2muchbar
U have a deal
@Brownsilk
Rem Bakasi, Sharia not to mention EFCC n ICPC
@Migines
Wia u c am?

You can count on that papa

What Who stole your heart before I cud?

Ur heart

@ phenomenon still
When this month is ur buffday?

Meant no harm bro.
No vex ehn?

What you know wud probably be anoda mis -info. Abi?

Shap Man
Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Greg's wife, Dorothy, was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Jeff hit his head on the table as he emerged rather red-faced. Later when Jeff went to the kitchen to get some refreshments, Dorothy followed him and asked' Did you see anything under the table that you liked?' Jeff admitted,' Well, yes I did'. She said' You can have some, but it will cost you $100'
After thinking about it for a minute, Jeff indicated that he was interested. She tells him that since Greg works Friday afternoon and Jeff dosen't, he sud come to their house around 2pm on Friday. Friday came and Jeff went to her house @ 2pm. After paying her the $100, they went to the bedroom, had sex for a few hours and then Jeff left. Greg came home at about 6pm and asked his wife,'Did Jeff come by this afternoon?' Totally shocked, Dorothy replied,' Yes he did stop by for a few minutes'. 'Did he give you $100?'. 'Oh hell, he knows!' thought Dorothy. Reluctantly she said, 'Yes he did give me $100. 'Good', says Greg,'he came by the office this morning and borrowed $100 from. He said he'd stop by our house on his way home and pay me back. It's good to have a friend you can trust

Who says there's nothing to laugh about afterall? Reading all the views 4rm top 2 this point got me lafing.

Really really funny.
Dumb asses.