Pepeye:

You are very right, ….there really must be an ulterior motive …[b]could be f[/b]etish

Cud be and cud not be me, I like them and yes I wear them.

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/
friends, .

Stupid Question:-

Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer:-

Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here,



2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed
high-heeled shoes steps on your feet,

Stupid Question:-

Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer:-

No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia, , why don't
you try again.



3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask,

Stupid Question:-

Why, why him, of all people.

Answer:-

Why? Would it rather have been you?



4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question:-

Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??

Answer:-

No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We
occassionaly also spit in it.



5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt
meets you after years,

Stupid Question:-

Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.

Answer:-

Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.



6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask,

Stupid Question:-

Is the guy you're marrying good?

Answer:-

No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive
lout, it's just the money.



7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone
call,

Stupid Question:-

Sorry. were you sleeping?

Answer:-

No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in
Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping,
you dumb witted slowpoke.



8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently
shorter hair,

Stupid Question:-

Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer:-

No, its autumn and I'm shedding, ,





9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects
in your mouth,

Stupid Question:-

Tell me if it hurts?

Answer:-

No it wont. It will just bleed.



10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman
asks,

Stupid Question:-

Oh, so you smoke.

Answer:-

Gosh, it's a miracle , it was a piece of chalk
and now it's in flames!!!

"The day you first fall in love"

Got no answer to that. I think it needs to be rephrased cos I don't think you are truly conscious of the falling in love process.

Q. What's da tallest man u eva saw?
A. The tallest man I eva saw was getting a hair cut in heaven and a shoe shine in hell.

Q. What's da stingiest man u eva saw?
A. The stingiest man I eva saw went into the darkest room to chew his tobacco so his
shadow won't beg him 4 some.

Q. What's da darkest night u eva saw?
A. The darkest night I eva saw, a raindrop knocked on my door and asked 4 light to hit
the ground.

Q. What's da longest dog u eva saw?
A. The longest dog I eva saw, his head was in New Jersey n his tail was in Orangebourg.
When the head was dead, they had to telephone the tail that the head was dead.

Q. What's da coldest day u eva saw?
A. The coldest day I eva saw, the sun rose with an overcoat and went to make a fire.

Q. What's da lowest person u eva saw?
A. The lowest person I eva saw can sit on a coin with his feet hanging down.

Q. How hot have u seen the day be?
A. I've seen it so hot that two pieces of ice were walking up the street fanning
themselves.

Q. What's da tallest man u eva saw?
A. The tallest man I eva saw was getting a hair cut in heaven and a shoe shine in hell.

Q. What's da stingiest man u eva saw?
A. The stingiest man I eva saw went into the darkest room to chew his tobacco so his
shadow won't beg him 4 some.

Q. What's da darkest night u eva saw?
A. The darkest night I eva saw, a raindrop knocked on my door and asked 4 light to hit
the ground.

Q. What's da longest dog u eva saw?
A. The longest dog I eva saw, his head was in New Jersey n his tail was in Orangebourg.
When the head was dead, they had to telephone the tail that the head was dead.

Q. What's da coldest day u eva saw?
A. The coldest day I eva saw, the sun rose with an overcoat and went to make a fire.

Q. What's da lowest person u eva saw?
A. The lowest person I eva saw can sit on a coin with his feet hanging down.

Q. How hot have u seen the day be?
A. I've seen it so hot that two pieces of ice were walking up the street fanning
themselves.

Thank God Ooo

Very funny.

Now u see she has a prscription.

U nutty fellow

showbobo:

There is nothing you guys can do to cover it up.Biggerboy is already in trouble. _{God don catch you today}

I didn't know he was being chased. LoL


Bon weekend toute le monde

2dye4:


for me i believe its a physical attraction and if genuinely pursued can blossom into love. shikena!

You spoke the word.

At first sight, all there can really be is an attraction. Da true love, da real thing, comes with time.

A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit so she instructed her son to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to his dad who was on site. After junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that there was a lady that picked up dad's phone the three times he tried reaching him on his phone.

She waited impatiently for her husband to return from work and upon seeing him in the driveway, she she rushed out and gave him a hot slap. Then she slapped him again for good measure. People from the neighbourhood rushed around to find otu what the cause of the commotion was. The woman then asked junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called.

Junior said: 'The subscriber you have dialed is not available at the moment. Please try again later'

They really don't listen.
Now look what he's done to himself
Nice joke Efua.

LoL

Congrats indeed

Very nice. I especially liked 4 and 5

*whispers to self* hope I'm not late yet.

Hey Mr consultant see me here.
Believe me, I am every thing your client needs and more.

*smiles and flutters eyelash*

Hi girl, ur jokes are really nice.
Kip it up.

OK

Beer

Bread

Really too drunk

No dear you don't have to

Seat

Heat

My dear Ituen ofcourse u can count on me to send u a text (even though ure not sure whether I'm a pal, a daughter or a house girl ) but the thing is this: Right now u are in LA ( Los Angeles ) and I'm in Lagos when wud u be able to pay the visit?


As for u all, Tope, Iwayjay, Showbobo, Tessy, and Ugonna sudn't u be excited and flattered that the prince of jokes wud want to meet with u?

Dare

Hire

Tire

You think u can deceive me hmmm?
Was that not the same thing u said to Clem, Mimmie, sud I keep mentioning?

*saying to herself* Hmmm is bla bla blah the only thing Iwajay ever thinks of?

Tape