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And you Clemcykul where you from hear that news? 
You and your satelite ear. 

Hey gunpoint this is so so funny.
It's wat I'll call a polite attack

A woman had been sitting by her sick husband's bed, watching and praying for his recovery but he continued to get worse and she continued to loose hope.
After some days, the man was so weak, he could barely move any part of him. The local doctor came around and announced to her that her husband was dead. Ofcourse, she screamed and wept bitterly but the supposedly dead husband on hearing that summoned enough strength to speak and told his wife "Darling don't mind him I'm not dead" and can u guess what her response was?





"Shut up. Do you know better than the doctor?"

@ ohilebo
Thanx jare

Not a new joke but funny all the way.

Nice and very funny too.

LoL funny joke.
But why are you hidding the son's name?
His name is Tufe and I'd like to pinch his mouth for what he said.

Re: I have never lied in my entire life.

That one na lie on its own. Na you lie pass.

tufe:
i don hang my boot for fighting since.

aphie, feel free to fire on.

*Locates Tufe's filthy, fighting boots and flings them far far away*

You can be sure I'll fire on.

tytylayor:
aiphie, notin do u wel wella

them rob u , u get money for phone, but no money to retreive your line

nothin do u my sis

send d number to me make i retrive for u

True true notin do me jare.
Thanks my sis for the offer to retrieve my line. I have sent the number through NIPOST. Let me know when you get it plz.

ohilebo:
@ Aiphie , u are the type of Lady I have been waiting for, u get mind well well, I beg nothing do u, I dey your back 2- 4 -7. Those boys nor fit do u anything.

WARNING !!!!!!! Guys make una nor try worry this Angel again ooo, she is in my eyes already

As if I didn't know already

Thanks dear

ituen:
nice one.

i will buy for my friend, tufe

Me too, me too. I want one.


Funny pix.

The entire coconut story is very very crazy

Men!!! They both nasty.
But methinks the itch is easier to endure than one stupid bug biting and eventually entering one's ear. Who knows wat damage it can cause there.

@ Poster/topic
What the Bleep did you hear?

@ Tufe
We already know from the topic that the jokes are short and funny. You needn't remind us.
@ Poster
Keep it up. They're kool.

Emperoh:
Why are OTU's like this allowed on Kuvukiland
Moderatorpls do smething asap

What is OTU and who is the he-goat that cannot differentiate btw nairaland and kuvukiland? .

tufe:
ARISTOLE ,

I WUD LET You BE TODAY, BUT NOT 2MORO OOOOOOO!!!

@ Tufe
Will u shut up and stop making empty threats?

@ Aristole
Nor mind am jare. He can't do you nuffin today, 2moro and even the day after.

aristole:
@ Tufe. A professional banbiallah (beggar).

Chei, see the professional reconciliatory statement he is making to the babe because of her gender. Abi? May be somefin will drop.

LovL (lafing out very loudly)  
Let's just act like we didn't notice.

tufe:
[b]this babe, u dey jala anyhow o.[/b]anyway how are you today?

hope u had a great night?

Meaning?
Anyway, I had a lovely night and hope you had the same.

ituen:
Aiphie,

if u deceive others, you wont do that to me

I'll call u up later in the evening

Hi love, my intention is not to deceive but to attract attention 

You would be unble to reach me because I was robbed really but you know what? I have the money for a new phone but no money to retrieve my sim. 

tufe:
**dailing Sam's number**

Wia u from get am?

tytylayor:
sam should do somtin about this topic fast

Sumfin like wat dear?

tufe:
oya aiphie, report to tyty let her teach u how it is done. we don't need you newbies coming here to spoil the good reputaion of the joke section that we have built

Be informed that before you heard the word 'nairaland', I was a member already ok?

tufe:
i second that. the girl no just try

tytylayor:
at allllllll

Who asked your opinions

spicy007:
nice one, next time i'll be mindful of threads created by you

That's ok dear.

tufe:
mofo !!!!

Watz that thing that typed this?

The LOL didn't come out well with the icon but all join.

You clicked in the hope of finding a joke, smth to make you go 'ROFLMAO' abi?
Ok, scroll down.







































                            
                               
                                      
                                 
             


I can't believe u scrolled this far just for a joke   

Did I hear you say 'an attention seeker'?
You can't be more right. I am indeed seeking attention, you know 'notice me' 

No vex too much. I assure you, you'll be getting some real good jokes from moi very soon OK? 

This idea from grandma na die O.
LoL

A man flying for the first time was heard praying aloud "Lord, take me safe on this journey and I'll give you half of what I have"
A priest seated behind him heard him so when the plane landed, the priest said to him "Your prayer is answered. I am a man of God, so give me half of your riches so that I can build a church".
The rich man said "I have just made a better offer to God. I told him that if he ever catches me on a plane again, he can have all my wealth".

Oh yeah!!!
I love this business.