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Jokes Etc / Re: Pastor Vs Choir Master! by Aiphie(f): 12:53pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
And you Clemcykul where you from hear that news? You and your satelite ear. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Pastor Vs Choir Master! by Aiphie(f): 12:51pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
Hey gunpoint this is so so funny. It's wat I'll call a polite attack |
Jokes Etc / Re: You Can't Help But Laf At This by Aiphie(f): 11:01am On Apr 29, 2008 |
A woman had been sitting by her sick husband's bed, watching and praying for his recovery but he continued to get worse and she continued to loose hope. After some days, the man was so weak, he could barely move any part of him. The local doctor came around and announced to her that her husband was dead. Ofcourse, she screamed and wept bitterly but the supposedly dead husband on hearing that summoned enough strength to speak and told his wife "Darling don't mind him I'm not dead" and can u guess what her response was? "Shut up. Do you know better than the doctor?" |
Jokes Etc / Re: You Can't Help But Laf At This by Aiphie(f): 10:51am On Apr 29, 2008 |
@ ohilebo Thanx jare |
Jokes Etc / Re: Star In The East? by Aiphie(f): 11:27am On Apr 28, 2008 |
Not a new joke but funny all the way. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Nice Sentences by Aiphie(f): 11:15am On Apr 28, 2008 |
Nice and very funny too. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Man Like You. by Aiphie(f): 4:13pm On Apr 25, 2008 |
LoL funny joke. But why are you hidding the son's name? His name is Tufe and I'd like to pinch his mouth for what he said. |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Have Never Lied In My Entire Life. by Aiphie(f): 3:57pm On Apr 25, 2008 |
Re: I have never lied in my entire life. That one na lie on its own. Na you lie pass. |
Jokes Etc / Re: You Can't Help But Laf At This by Aiphie(f): 3:51pm On Apr 25, 2008 |
tufe: *Locates Tufe's filthy, fighting boots and flings them far far away* You can be sure I'll fire on. |
Jokes Etc / Re: You Can't Help But Laf At This by Aiphie(f): 3:38pm On Apr 25, 2008 |
tytylayor: True true notin do me jare. Thanks my sis for the offer to retrieve my line. I have sent the number through NIPOST. Let me know when you get it plz. |
Jokes Etc / Re: You Can't Help But Laf At This by Aiphie(f): 3:33pm On Apr 25, 2008 |
ohilebo: As if I didn't know already Thanks dear |
Jokes Etc / Re: If The Price Of Petrol Gets Much Higher Pix Included by Aiphie(f): 3:10pm On Apr 25, 2008 |
ituen: Me too, me too. I want one. Funny pix. |
Religion / Re: Yes, I Believe In The Holy Coconut by Aiphie(f): 3:03pm On Apr 25, 2008 |
The entire coconut story is very very crazy |
Jokes Etc / Re: Perfect Punishment by Aiphie(f): 2:58pm On Apr 25, 2008 |
Men!!! They both nasty. But methinks the itch is easier to endure than one stupid bug biting and eventually entering one's ear. Who knows wat damage it can cause there. |
Jokes Etc / Re: What The Bleep Did She Say by Aiphie(f): 2:48pm On Apr 25, 2008 |
@ Poster/topic What the Bleep did you hear? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Short Jokes by Aiphie(f): 2:38pm On Apr 25, 2008 |
@ Tufe We already know from the topic that the jokes are short and funny. You needn't remind us. @ Poster Keep it up. They're kool. |
Jokes Etc / Re: You Can't Help But Laf At This by Aiphie(f): 2:25pm On Apr 25, 2008 |
Emperoh: What is OTU and who is the he-goat that cannot differentiate btw nairaland and kuvukiland? . |
Jokes Etc / Re: You Can't Help But Laf At This by Aiphie(f): 2:19pm On Apr 25, 2008 |
tufe: @ Tufe Will u shut up and stop making empty threats? @ Aristole Nor mind am jare. He can't do you nuffin today, 2moro and even the day after. |
Jokes Etc / Re: You Can't Help But Laf At This by Aiphie(f): 2:12pm On Apr 25, 2008 |
aristole: LovL (lafing out very loudly) Let's just act like we didn't notice. |
Jokes Etc / Re: You Can't Help But Laf At This by Aiphie(f): 2:06pm On Apr 25, 2008 |
tufe: Meaning? Anyway, I had a lovely night and hope you had the same. |
Jokes Etc / Re: You Can't Help But Laf At This by Aiphie(f): 1:48pm On Apr 25, 2008 |
ituen: Hi love, my intention is not to deceive but to attract attention You would be unble to reach me because I was robbed really but you know what? I have the money for a new phone but no money to retrieve my sim. |
Jokes Etc / Re: You Can't Help But Laf At This by Aiphie(f): 1:36pm On Apr 25, 2008 |
tufe: Wia u from get am? |
Jokes Etc / Re: You Can't Help But Laf At This by Aiphie(f): 1:35pm On Apr 25, 2008 |
tytylayor: Sumfin like wat dear? |
Jokes Etc / Re: You Can't Help But Laf At This by Aiphie(f): 1:33pm On Apr 25, 2008 |
tufe: Be informed that before you heard the word 'nairaland', I was a member already ok? |
Jokes Etc / Re: You Can't Help But Laf At This by Aiphie(f): 1:30pm On Apr 25, 2008 |
tufe: tytylayor: Who asked your opinions |
Jokes Etc / Re: You Can't Help But Laf At This by Aiphie(f): 1:28pm On Apr 25, 2008 |
spicy007: That's ok dear. |
Jokes Etc / Re: You Can't Help But Laf At This by Aiphie(f): 1:26pm On Apr 25, 2008 |
tufe: Watz that thing that typed this? |
Jokes Etc / Re: You Can't Help But Laf At This by Aiphie(f): 2:29pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
The LOL didn't come out well with the icon but all join. |
Jokes Etc / You Can't Help But Laf At This by Aiphie(f): 2:06pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
You clicked in the hope of finding a joke, smth to make you go 'ROFLMAO' abi? Ok, scroll down. I can't believe u scrolled this far just for a joke Did I hear you say 'an attention seeker'? You can't be more right. I am indeed seeking attention, you know 'notice me' No vex too much. I assure you, you'll be getting some real good jokes from moi very soon OK? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Get Stiff! by Aiphie(f): 12:27pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
This idea from grandma na die O. LoL |
Jokes Etc / Better Offer by Aiphie(f): 1:31pm On Apr 07, 2008 |
A man flying for the first time was heard praying aloud "Lord, take me safe on this journey and I'll give you half of what I have" A priest seated behind him heard him so when the plane landed, the priest said to him "Your prayer is answered. I am a man of God, so give me half of your riches so that I can build a church". The rich man said "I have just made a better offer to God. I told him that if he ever catches me on a plane again, he can have all my wealth". |
Jokes Etc / Re: How Business Is Done by Aiphie(f): 12:52pm On Apr 07, 2008 |
Oh yeah!!! I love this business. |
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