₦airaland Forum

No. 4
Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow

Clap for me for getting 1 out of 5

Obj, Atiku and Charles Taylor where in an aircraft when in a surge of inspiration, Taylor declares "I can make one Nigerian happy by throwing a one thousand naira note out of this aircraft". Atiku on his part declares "I can make two Nigeriqns happy by throwing two #500 notes out of this aircraft". Obj refusing to be outdone declares "I can make five Nigerians happy by throwing five #200 notes out of this aircraft" .
The pilot thought to himself:What vain people these are? I can make no less than 5 million people happy by throwing the three of them out of this aircraft.

 

Hey!!!
You're not talking to Ohilebo are you?

Maynard na u biko

Trapped

Very funny jokes esp. diploma

ohilebo:
@ ifyalways , u dey craze oooo, how u go love my wife? abi u be homo? , my wife nor dey that your game oooo and u better wake up from that your yeye dream

@ clemcykul & folly69 , If una like make Aiphie blush be rainbow colour, so far say she dey like my comments na im matter to me, jealousy go kill una one by one

My darling Aiphie, nor mind them jare, I go fight all the way for your love

Tell 'em tell 'em
I hope you didn't think I was minding them.

ifyalways:
Aiphie i lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvve you

I love you too dear and I like your siggy.
Oui, Dieu merci pour toutes les choses.

clemcykul:
ure blushing

so blacks blush?


lol i no fit scream

Now start screaming before I get mad at you.

ifyalways:
who be your sister?

You na

kay9:
Naija no dey carry last my sister - except for futball!

LoL

Indeed funny joke.
OBJ the

Joke no. 3 is

Lawdy!!!
This joke rocks. For once Tufe can do/say something smart. _{No offence}
Well done poster.

Clem dear is your mouth twitching?
*scoops some honey mixed with milk and feeds Clem*


That's better.

femiify:
can i say a joke? "a joke"

Hehehe. I'm lafing ok?

ohilebo:
@ folly69 , u try sha, but this your joke go spoil some people mind ooo , them fit nor marry again people like ----

for me oo, na the most Beautiful Lady for nairaland Aiphie I wan marry ,, and I nor care about this your joke

Oh my, I'm blushing
Tanx for the compliment

This joke is hilarious. 
Grandpa talking from experience. 

@ joke

It's funny
So Naija no dey hia word abi?

@ post
How many times na? It's not even that funny.

I, or maybe we don't know the rest.

Still funny
Naija no dey carry last.

No, I won't
Now what wud u do?

Aww touche
Don't really know what to make of the speech.

@ 1st joke
Cunning man

@ 2nd joke
This is serious Ooo

@ poster
Well done

Answer: No she won't.

@kay9
Please explain so that these fellows might leave the confused league.

Forget joke there is power in the word of God.

Nice composition

Why una dey laf them? Everybody makes mistakes abi?
But true true it's funny. 

Very naughty and funny.