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raumdeuter:
COnye apoda, Can you explain to us how Boateng a Central defender has more goals from open play than Hidden Pius Ikedia Hazard

Asinwin, the battle of 17s, one real, the other fake. After hazard froze him. See his mannequin challenge moment below, as he watched as hazard scored. Boathand mumu die. He is a biatch to all and sundry.

raumdeuter:
2 goals from CL open play.

EVen Boateng had more cl goals from open play than Hidden Ikedia

That should not be surprising because a 2 left legged player is expected to be clumsy. What is shocking is a 2 left legged player known for running like headless chicken, disgracing 3 bayern munich legends within 4 seconds, on his way to scoring with a right left leg. Haba 2 left legged players are the best. Apari of germany

raumdeuter:
I believe you intended to say scoring and assisting in CL Euro and world cup finals winning MOTM unlike the 2 left legged Hiidden Ikedia
This is Iniesta in a crucial CL quarter final

The emboldened is the reason, we believe boathand was/is a useless defender. See how a 2 left legged hidden ikedia, froze him like mmm mavros. How ikedia sent lahm to yaba left on his way to crippling neuer at goal in a final match, was shocking. Neuer couldn't stomach it. Apari what do you think?


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Nihilist:
Papiss Cisse and Cheik Tiote come to mind. And of course, every footballer that has checked in at SCOAN including Amokachi and I believe Odion Ighalo.

Diouf is their father. I remember 2002 world cup match against france. He was caught putting voodoo in his pant. Henry and co were hitting the bar like unrepentant drunkards. He was the only star on the pitch.

African players and their juju. What a disgrace in Rwanda.

It seemed like an innocuous enough incident, but Mukura forward Moussa Camara may have changed Rwandan football forever after his part in a bizarre clash against Rayon FC.

Trailing 1-0 going into the final minutes of the game, Camara spurned a golden chance for his side, to his obvious frustration.

Nothing too strange so far. But the striker opted to stay in the Rayon area and plucked something out from near the goalpost.

Read more..


http://www.goal.com/en/news/3194/video/2016/12/28/30941492/video-cheeky-camara-unleashes-witchcraft-uproar-in-rwanda

Debroslink:
I no mention Neymar ooh.
But in case you need to know of his ranking this year, check from reputable link, not Nairaland

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11096/10704085/top-100-players-of-2016-full-list-as-ranked-by-whoscored-com

Happy new year.

Well he may enjoy the spill over from last season. This season, i will rather go with your reliable opinion when i wasn't peeping , rather than visit a third party.

Debroslink:
I'm fed up with this team. Only Messi and Pique have got my backing. The rest plus the coach are all pieces of junk.

pamcode:
For me it Petr Cech. Why? maybe because I was a goalie myself in secondary school

Peter rufai or Agbonivbasket?

Debroslink:
Where is the attempt on goal?

Dribbling like a headless chick

I admire him like that, dragging defenders , opening spaces for his team mates to explore and score goals. He has scored 9 goals, while you are asking for his attempt on goal. He must be a magician!!! No chelsea fan has called him a fraud this term, ''dribbling like a headless chick'' .

bykebyke:
FRAUDS OF FC.BARCELONA 2016.


7.Neymar Jr:Biggest fraud of the year for Barcelona 2016,sorry,second biggest fraud(Forgot about Luis Enrique for a second)
Drops 10/10 performances like those Victoria Secret models for Brazil everytime,comes to Barca and drops us a fat feminist looking 1-2/10.
The day I meet him in real life,I will leave his two front teeth hanging by a thread,cünt.
No surprise that Brazilians voted Coutinho as the Best Brazilian player in Europe 2016.
Should be sold if he continues like this.

Bykebyke.
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The mole.

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raumdeuter:
You are very morronic

Why is it so difficult to quote what mou said against terry publicly? Quoting one blog link, showed you are grooving on rumours. It was official that jupp and your president asked boathand to stop committing ridiculous blunders before they would land hammer on his head. Apari do the needful, i need where mou told the whole world that terry was useless and should make himself useful.

[quote author=raumdeuter post=52314656][/quote]When is benching or substituting a player , the same thing with verbally warning a player publicly? Apari, you can do better.

raumdeuter:
Nkem talk true that you didnt miss me? Shey you don go village for Xmas?

I didnt forget my promise o, Na recession never allow us to raise your brideprice, I will still hand you over to my village chief as his 45th wife

Agbaya, apari oshi. Silent fan of juve.

timbros:
A question for you guys.

Who is your overall best Chelsea player (past or present) and why? I'm curious to know.

Nihilist
donjazet
hensben
airmark
diggz
Ibime (your answer is obvious lol..but just tell us for the sake of emphasis)
bigkesh
Chelseafan1
CFCfan CFCman
lalaboi
nateevs
Emaprince
Chestar5
FBS etc...

If I didn't mention you, sorry it's an oversight. Just comment all the same.

For me, it's Didier Drogba all the way! I can't count how many trophies he has won for us. He is always there in the big games, scoring important goals for us on a steady basis. He is a legend.

DIDIER aDeROGBA . That header against bayern, made me break my new phone's screen that day, but i never mind. His last kick, which won us the ucl defined everything he stood for at chelsea. He was always at the forefront.

homesteady:
Sigh! So bykebyke has now become we?

He is more sensible, compared to you. I never read anything sensible from you.

A40:
[s]Star players get criticized by their coaches all the time. This is not a new phenomena you unobservant eediot. When they start getting benched consistently for big matches is when the alarm bell can ring. This never happened to Boateng Doofus Giwa so stop inundating us with your dangbana analysis

Wa naa. Shey your stewpidity no dey observe public holiday? You must be suffering from 'bronchitis of the brain' Shey Van Buyten was also injured in the first leg vs Barca or in the Final that year?

Eranko Ibiye[/s]

Star players get criticised but not in the way jupp did. I cant remember any coach scolding terry, ramos, maldini like that in the public domain. A coach would only do that to a worthless player in his team. Quote where any chelsea coach warned terry in such a disrespectful way.

raumdeuter:
[s]You are extremely foolish

Boateng has about double the number of minutes that Buyten had under Juup yet this dangbana is foaming in the mouth like an epileptic beast of burden[/s]

The babalawo that pulled the trigger against boathand's competitors, is dead. The likes of azzmoun, neymaru and muniru can feast on the calamitous defender now. Below is one of the reasons alagolo was having more minutes. His victims, when they returned never remained the same again. But now o ti gun igi koja ewe. Use your brain apari oshi

raumdeuter:
Mumu I will give you 10 different games where Boateng started and Buyten was glued to the bench for the entire 90mins under Juup Heynckes

Maybe na Zika virus catch van Buyten

Oponu, i will give you more than 10 matches in which van buyten was playing at central defence with boathand banished to right full back or benched for 90 minutes. Buyten had injury issues but boathand had quality problems.

homesteady:
Do you even have any atom of sense? Didn't you see the picture of Whoscored.com 2016 players ranking?

Picture of whoscored? According to that popular saying '' if you want to deceive a black man homesteady, put it in a paper'' Mumu Homesteady, your brain always retrogressing.

bykebyke:
FRAUDS OF FC.BARCELONA 2016.

7.Neymar Jr:Biggest fraud of the year for Barcelona 2016,sorry,second biggest fraud(Forgot about Luis Enrique for a second)
Drops 10/10 performances like those Victoria Secret models for Brazil everytime,comes to Barca and drops us a fat feminist looking 1-2/10.
The day I meet him in real life,I will leave his two front teeth hanging by a thread,cünt.

Bykebyke.
(Drops pen while fuming in anger)

pkasso:
The stupidity of some folks on this side of the Internet is mind-boggling. Imagine someone trying to pass off Bayern and Germany's feats solely as Alago's achievements. Do they need to be reminded that football is a team sport?

That's why dayo is a bad influence on ajakaja40. That one would never think independently so far value of dollar is rising. His iq is dependent on the value of dollar to naira.

raumdeuter:
[s]Juup preferred a fully fit Buyten yet under this same Juup played Buyten for 3,600 minutes and played Boateng for about double that?
The same Juup who made Boateng one of his first buys as Bayern coach
You now see that your skull is empty and just breeding cobwebs[/s]

Boathand had more minutes cos other defenders were struggling to hit peaks due to injuries and illnesses. Juup bought him and later found out he was a piece of sh1t. Now, his juju don cast, he is now being disgraced in quick succession.

coded01:
You are forgiven...


Hazard=Penalty


Pedro=2 goals...

Chai ' up barka ' At least we all know neymar is a fraud.

raumdeuter:
[s]Apoche cra cra is so foolish beyond belief. Lets count the number of times Boateng was benched in 3 yrs and the number of times Van Buyten was benched in 3yrs?

Bayern sign Koscielny lol you are soo foolish goal.lol is created for fools like you

You will probably come here to tell us Arsenal wanted to sign Messi[/s]

You keep shifting post, i proved to you that jupp preferred a fully fit buyten to boathand. You are talking rubbish. Apari alagbari korofo, Juup openly warned boathand for committing school boy's errors, now rummenigge did same thing after embarrassing himself in front of a juvenile. His babalawo don die.

raumdeuter:
[s]
When I say you are foolish apoche cra cra these are examples

Boateng played 90mins as CB Buyten glued to the bench


Over 3 seasons Boatank doubled Buyten minutes. When Dante came it became Dante and Boatank and Buyten was benched again[/s]

Mumu, i thought you would defend why boateng was benched when he was fully fit for buyten. A fully fit buyten, badstuber, hummels at their peaks would shit on boatank all day. His juju don cast. After signing hummels , bayern wanted to sign kocielny but arsenal didnt play ball. Soon alagolo will know what's up.

raumdeuter:
[s]This fool gave us a game where Robben too was on the bench, that must mean Muller was better at Right wing than Robben

You are extremely foolish its a surprise you havent killed yourself. Over 3 seasons spent together Boateng almost doubled Van Buten minutes[/s]

Mumu, Robben later played in the match as he just returned from injury. In fact, robben didn't play 6 consecutive matches before that match. But a fully fit boathand, was benched for buyten for 3 consecutive matches. Apari of germany . Shame on you.

A40:
Mechionu there Efulefu. Just dey spit rapid fire goofs like a Tec. Kilode? Na only you waka come?

Mugu. Jupp was merely taking advantage of Boateng's versatility like Löw did at the last World Cup. Dante came and Van Buyten was still chopping bench bar when Boateng was rested or suspended

You are the only charlatan always interpreting things with a dangerous degree of stewpidity

Versatility ko, Gabanality ni. A coach who publicly scolded the alago and urged him to stop his school boy's errors? Buyten suffered many injuries and bronchitis which had great effect on him. Have told you, you were wailing with arsenal fans during that period, you need to keep mute. Ashewofan 40.

raumdeuter:
See foolishnes in HD

These were Van Buyten injury records from 2012/13 till he left Bayern

So how was injuries the reason for chopping bench and Boatank had almost double minutes

So if a player gets injured, you expect him to be rushed back when the league is not as competitive as epl, where mou would ask terry to play after receiving pain relieving injection before every match. Below is one of the matches, in which when buyten was fully fit, boathand was watching from bench. As expected Dante - buyten was preferred. By summer boathand should be looking for a team here with jigga's connection.

A40:
Apoche cra cra said Van Buyten held sway. Lmao Sway ko, Skepta ni.

Hahahaha my chest. I no know whether to analyze football na by force

You were crying with arsenal for trophies during the period, so you cant understand what we are discussing. i only expect you to know about eduardo's injury.

raumdeuter:
How else are we going to know you are insane if you dont make early morning goofs like this

Boateng got to Bayern in 2011.

2011/2012 In all competition
Boateng 48 appearances 4,138minutes
Van Buyten 23 appearances 1,709 minutes

2012/2013 In all compettition
Boateng 40 appearance 3341 minutes
Van Buyten 23 appearances 1910 minutes

2013/14 All competition
Boateng 43 appearances 3,721 minutes
Van Buyten 19 apperances 1,512minutes

These are the appearances stats for the Vanbuyten that apoche crecra told us held sway. Held sway ko, Lost sway ni

Useless stats, what made buyten to have those low appearances?. You can only brainwash ajakaja40 and his likes. Below was what juup always wanted, but injuries and illness forced him to draft and manage boathand at the centre of the defence. He later voiced out the embarrassment his errors were causing him. Hence, Dante was bought.

raumdeuter:
Thisis why you are known as the most ignorant cum stupid poster of this section

Juup bought Boateng and planned used Boateng and Badstuber as his main defence pairing

Later he bought Dante and the main defensive pairing became Boateng and Dante. After Dante started messing up we bought Benatia.

This season Benatia was loaned out and we bought Hummels.

All our defensive purchases were to find a partner for Boateng never to replace him

You must be outta ya mind if you think boathand was the main thing. The same boathand pushed as rb during rotation, when the likes of van buyten held sway those days, before injuries and sickness affected them. Why do you think juup bought dante, after complaining boathand was making stvpid errors and should stop? Continue deceiving yourself. The club president had given him the last warning, next time he will land in china to join oscar.

ekanDamie:
so amongst all places I can visit dis holiday it must be a club? is d supposed holiday even about clubs? to say u referred to my post as senseless. visiting clubs in a holy holiday is a very sense full act brov

I criticised your wack belief that club is for razz people. How would you explain this ''and no, I don't attend clubs. am not a razz person''. Your statement was absolute. It had nothing to do with time of going there. Unless you accept you failed in typing correctly what you conceived, which will be hard to believe.

ekanDamie:
I don't attend clubs. am not a razz person

Hmnnn. Club is for razz people. Some people's senseless posts don't recognize holidays.

bykebyke:
Nope,He's just shït..Nzonzi was covering his ass,you fanboyed the wrong defensive midfielder.

L.

Was Nzonzi covering his ass in 2014/2015 season when his quality relegated busquets and was the best dm in laliga ? 'Up barka' fan.

chic2pimp:
Let me remind you that we are talking about Jupp's Bayern here not Pep's. These dudes had more defending to do as opposed to Pep's who simply dominated possesion. If Boateng is half as bad as you say He is why does the Bayern management still insist on playing Him? It's not like filthy rich Bayern are suddenly broke is it?I'm sure they can get 3 or so above average defenders to replace it, No?. I'd also put the blame of 4-0, 5-0 thrashing on Pep. If a coach sends his team out with the wrong formation, you are simply asking for trouble. I, as a Milan Fan knows that first hand. I remember vividly getting absolutely spanked at the riazor with Nesta and Maldini at the heart of defence. And no one in their right mind will call those 2 aforementioned players mediocre.

They tried in the past, but only God knows what always made anyone who could upstage the alagolo fell off. Badstuber was a better defender, he used almost all his career years treating injuries. Benatia was bought as dependable defender, only to have all different types of injuries affecting all parts of his body. So efforts were made. Meanwhile, Boathand can be managed to win burnthisleaguedown as the league is full of moribund strikers, thats easy. UCL is where his errors are mostly highlighted. Meanwhile , as regards jupp era, where were you when his coach made the statement below? If the calamitous defender doesn't possess german p, he would have been sent to kumasi since.

chic2pimp:
Whether the contribution of others was more than Jerome's is not being disputed here. However we can not deny that He played Key roles in winning titles for two of the biggest institutions in world footy. Lucky? I think not.

5-0 hammering you say. How about Him being part of the defence that got to back to back CL Finals? Does that not count? Tbh i'd happily take a Field Ni@$a that puts up good peformances over a house N@$a that does not.

The team had a well-oiled attack, comprising of ribery, muller and robben killing opposition for free upfront. Neuer was there to save boathand azz everytime. I had posted many videos where Neuer saved boathands own goals and penalties he caused. Those ones neuer didnt find answers to, their attackers rose to the occasion and erase any memory of boathand's effect. Now ribery and robben are not as effective like they were in the past. Thats why rostov got away with that win off boathand's stvpid defending.

bykebyke:
FRAUDS OF FC.BARCELONA 2016.

7.Neymar Jr:Biggest fraud of the year for Barcelona 2016,sorry,second biggest fraud(Forgot about Luis Enrique for a second)
Drops 10/10 performances like those Victoria Secret models for Brazil everytime,comes to Barca and drops us a fat feminist looking 1-2/10.
The day I meet him in real life,I will leave his two front teeth hanging by a thread,cünt.
No surprise that Brazilians voted Coutinho as the Best Brazilian player in Europe 2016.
Should be sold if he continues like this.

Bykebyke.
(Drops pen while fuming in anger)

Obviously, you watched hazard's explosive performance today and you became very angry with neymar.