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The First Lady of Nigeria, Mrs Patience Goodluck has sent condolence messages to Lagosians after the last destructive flood that claimed lives and several millions worth of Properties.

''Dear Ragosians, It is with deep aporogy and condorence we commiselate with you for the frod you are suffeling, prease accept our condorence. Do lemember that duling erections, we encolage evlebody to vote for humblera but many were having stlong heads and voted for bloom, which the caraba people have already lejected,(tufia!) that they wir no ronger be house helpers''




Na joke o.

Now, i know why some Nairalanders have thousands of posts.

Imagine nobody wants to help now. OP, you better keep your money as they no wan use their money make the visa 4 u.

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@airmark:
I think she is suffering from a case of Malaria-induced "Identity Crisis"!

Maybe because of Boko Haram, she will wake up tomorrow and proclaim "that is why she is disgusted at being a Fulani Lady"!

Omo'ale lon'fi owo osi ju'we ile baba re!

Exactly, you killed it bro.

@ Seanet, you think Fayemi would spend money because of that? He is not like Oshiomhole Fayose now.

Freewilly:
I'm a freaking Yoruba woman

Stinking liar. You are only a yoruba woman in your nightmare. 

Freewilly:
Abeg Igbo men are more[b] romantic[/b]

It is true, especially as seen in the recalled Nigerian Ambassador to Kenya, Chijioke Wigwe and his wife's drama.  . He romanced the wife with a lot of upper cuts and severe jabs. . If i were to be Sport minister, only Ibos (Including Wigwe) will represent Nigeria in olympic Boxing event. 

Ekiti State Governor Kayode Fayemi yesterday left for a working visit to the United States and the United Kingdom.

In a statement yesterday by the Commissioner for Information and Civic Orientation, Funminiyi Afuye, the governor will hold talks with the Vice President of the World Bank in Washington DC on how the bank can assist the state.

The governor, he said, would be hosted by the Nigeria Ambassador, Prof. Ade Adefuye, at the Nigerian Embassy in Washington.

Fayemi is also expected to meet with the Governor of the state of Maryland to explore areas of cooperation between Ekiti and Maryland.

On Monday, the Governor will speak at the Royal African Society in London, United Kingdom.

He is expected back on Tuesday.

Source : http://www.thenationonlineng.net/2011/index.php/news/12478-fayemi-off-to-us-uk.html

I hope it is truely for the betterment of Ekiti people.

I wish King Clement Uwemedimoh many happy returns as he is a year older today. God in his infinite mercies will bless you with more years to enjoy the fruit of your labour. Amen

Freewilly:
Our Yoruba men are heartless I swear, bunch of freaking dirty barbarians

Reason like this makes me ashamed to be a Yoruba woman.

Freewilly, when did you start changing tribes like your dirty cheap bras
You have never been a yoruba woman and you can never be. Read your ibotic comment below, nincompoop:

Freewilly:
It really don't matter if only 10 people showed up for a Buhari campaign in Onitsha, it just goes to show that Igbos will sell their soul for money. It's stuff like this that embarrasses me as a proud Igbo woman.

ofcourse Cosmo was da bomb when i served years back in enugu. I like Beats fm, Splash fm, Cool fm , Radio continental, Rhythm fm

Alisha2 it seems you are keeping up :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpomQ-00vxI&feature=related.

I  just imagine how ajegunle ikorodu road area will look like.

If you don't know how to swim, don't come to Lagos. Shikena

Newken, thanks for your efforts. Pls are you sure the online forum website is officially owned by Comandclem?

^^^^ wetin colour wan do you mama gee?

^^^ lol. You are welcome. I already have 'So high' blasting from my ipad 2.

@1dray, what about the adress pls?

mikuz:
@baba did the poster say anything like that?

I was also wondering. May be he forgot his thinking cap.

iice:
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Which is the new song there?[/color]

@ Iice, have you heard 'So high' and 'Do it' before 3rd July 2011? Those on the track list are new except Long gone, Give it to em, Time or money and Top chef, which had leaked online few months back.

missuzoma:
Arena thanks and how now?

@missuzoma, it seems u are more intelligent than mr. arena07, though both of u are still below average wisdom-wise, so please dont flirt with that nincompoop called arena07.

@mr banjo, thanks for the documents. It's a pity that missuzoma, would still spit rubbish after seeing how an innocent citizen's been maltreated over his rights. The likes of missuzoma are those at the helms of leadership affairs in Nigeria. Calamity will surely befall them. God bless Comandclem

Goo[b]GLE[/b] will strug[b]GLE[/b] but hope they dont tum[b]BLE[/b] when some expect them to fum[b]BLE[/b] - Not in the Bi[b]BLE[/b]

@ Rapjunkie, i played the ibu onye stuff twice and got bored. The video and rhythm were good, other musical elements are craps. If you claimed this track beats all dbanj's songs, it means Dbanj should retire quickly.

Akon aliaune Thiam, the african-american hip-hop hitsmaker, released a mixtape, KONCRETE, unannounced online today 3rd July, on itunes and other online audio stores. Many  were shocked as they found a single, Give it to 'em ft Rick ross, scheduled to come on his upcoming STADIUM album, on it.  Akon later twitted today online that it is a mixtape but kept quiet on the highly expected album, STADIUM. The KONCRETE mixtape, is huge as it brings the old memories of Akon in Trouble and Konvicted albums era. It consists of 10 hit songs with 'So high', 'Still a survivor', 'Keep up', 'Do it' as chart toppers.


Tracklist:

1. Akon – Keep Up
2. Akon – Time Or Money (feat. Big Meech)
3. Akon – Give It To Em’ (feat. Rick Ross)
4. Akon – Top Chef (feat. Gucci Mane & French Montana)
5. Akon – So High
6. Akon – Do It
7. Akon – Searching For Love
8. Akon – Still A Survivor
9. Akon – Long Gone (feat. R. City)
10. Akon – Make It In The City

It seems Akon is back :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DMQg5AIcec

I want a lady to 'plank' on me. lol

@ mr banjo have nt seen the documents at airmarking@gmail.com . pls send. thanks

Please Mr Banjo, send the docs to my email, airmarking@gmail.com. God bless us all.

claremont:
Whatever your origin, religion, nationality, regardless of your diplomas and grade level, regardless of your family or employment situation, the Foreign Legion offers a new chance for a new life ,  Why oh why are my fellow Nigerians not aware that this option exists?! Or could it be that Nigerians living illegally in the EU are aware of this option, but would rather prefer to continue living illegally rather than join a foreign army?!
Official FFL website>>>http://legion-recrute.com/en/?SM=0

@ Claremont, God bless you. We should not only criticise but also bring out benefiting information on this platform. That's how life should be. This information would definitely go a long way in turning the furtune of some people around for better. Some people knew this link existed but would never let it out because of their selfishness.

So where is my name on the list? Na wa for u.

peanut123:
Even the bible says a prophet is not accepted in his home town. Everybody cannot like him!

Asiwaju, Ride on!

Ride on to where? I hope he is not riding to jail?

Kasiem2:
@highchief,
That particular tribe can never do away with charms, cos of the fetish nature of their culture.

You mean Igbo land? Is it because of Okija ? Don't let them catch you o.