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raumdeuter:
Adeyemi has scored 5 goals in the last 2 games at the same Dortmund without a single penalty

Guirassy in Chelsea, will he get penalty duties over Palmer

He won't get penalty duties just like Drogba, he will bang many goals under Maresca's attacking football.

When will you write this about your wasteful Jackson?

StarchAndBanga:
You still didn't answer the question..

How many penalties?

Google is there for you not for dogs.

raumdeuter:
If he was in Chelsea, will he take penalties over Palmer?

He won't need to take them as Palmer would give him more quality assists that he doesn't get at Dortmund.

No sane football analyst will rate Jackson above Guirassy in front of goal.

Android17:
How many penalties?

Taking penalties is not for everyone. If you are in doubt go and ask your Foden.

Guirassy - 5 goals in last 4 matches for Dortmund.

Season doesn't end in September, for those questioning his talent last month.

Unlimited22:
Oh really? And not because Eberechi Eze had the freedom of Stamford Bridge to set nyash and pick his spot to equalise?

Lmao

Brentford, West ham, Leicester and even Everton scored 2 goals against the same Crystal Palace. The big chance for us to score our 2nd goal by Jackson close to 90th minute, was missed by the Senegalese such that Maresca fell on his knees in agony, watching the bizarre miss.

Maybe Palmer should continue to enter the box to score as Jackson is unreliable as always.

Unlimited22:
The thing dey vex me

Our attack is doing their job. We have scored the most goals in the league. Why are we not the top team in the league?

Because Jackson missed that last golden chance against Crystal Palace.

Unlimited22:
That Crystal Palace game hurts a lot more now. A whole ass lot. We should've won that game.

nateevs:
Alfa we are not moving on o. You shall confess with your fingers

Ta ni Alfa?

We will move on to your question on your barren Senegalese striker and his upgrades. You see that misinformation, you must retract it baba.

Amethyst101:
You mean to tell me that we can get Sancho permanently if we finish 14th and above in the league...


...and for 25mill too

Really, United ?

That's what I heard.

Even Raumdeuter and his reliable website, whoscored, put him in Team of the week.

nateevs:
Forget the order in which you liked them for a bit, and answer the question alagba Airmark.

Egbon Nateevs, just retract and we move on.

hensben:
Attack is winning us games even when defense is still shaky.

Shame no go allow them accept.

Imagine we complete the attack with a better finisher as striker, we will be looking at winning the league by now.

nateevs:
You don't seem to understand logic sir. I omitted Gyokeres from the list because I KNOW that he is an upgrade on Jackson. I don't need to boast about this just like it will be futile exercise boasting that I know same about Halaand on Jackson.

I just also know the business strategy of the board concerning £100m rated players and I concede that it is very unlikely to happen.

I don't then spend my whole time on Nairaland typing hundreds of words everyday, posting pictures and gifs, trying to convince everyone that Gyokeres is better, like I discovered Kryptonite. Every fucking person knows this.

The problem you have, is that you cannot read between the lines on everyone's position, because you have the ultimate need to say 'na me carry first'. So you cast a large net over 40 strikers, knowing that you will hit jackpot with one, and then claim after the fact that you are Optimus Prime when it comes to striker choices. Sir, you are not!

What you forget is that while at this extremely useless, but time-consuming gibberish, you affiliate heavily with average ninjahs that you pass on as great. And when agogo don knack, we see you moon-walking back to safe place, but conveniently forgetting that we have a litany of evidence.

We want to check something. Let's make it simpler for you. We remove Bellotti.

Are Vlahovic, Dovbyk and Guirassy all upgrades on Jackson or not? Tell us why you think so.

There's no logic in a lie that I moved from Dovbyk to Guirassy and now to Gyokeres when Gyokeres has been my no.1 choice as it could be seen in my reply to you on May 26.

Vlahovic was my choice due to the offer of cash+Lukaku (who wasn't ready to play for us). And till now you couldn't quote where I asked for Vlahovic in the last January transfer window. Lies are not needed to score cheap points when the person involved is blessed with retentive memory.

First accept you misinformed people here that I asked for Vlahovic to be bought throughout last season. Then, we move to compare strikers that score 1 goal in 3 matches for their countries and your wasteful Jackson with no goal in 16 matches for Senegal.

nateevs:
Sir, we are waiting. You are conveniently omitting the actual premise of this whole debate, going on a tangent with yet another round of.....megedefegede.

The one gan gan that you are trying to prove to everyone that you got right, you are now side-stepping.

Are Bellotti, Vlahovic, Dovbyk and Guirassy all upgrades to Jackson?

I don bold am for you. So you no go say you no see am. So abeg Uncle Airmark. We don plenty now wey dey wait for dis answer.

When last did I ask Chelsea to sign Belotti and Vlahovic to start with? This question is a good example of megedfegede question because it is highly irrelevant. You should have added Lukaku too since I wanted Conte to sign him that year. Baba, you dey cap.

Below was my reply to you on May 26 when you asked about my choices, and you could see Gyokeres was my no. 1 on the list and you deliberately omitted him.

airmark:
I don't know how this is important, when the strikers didn't play in a Chelsea team with numerous big chances created last season, for accurate conclusion.

Anyways Gyokeres, Dovbyk and even Guirassy are all upgrades to Jackson.

Kimbeast:
Same nigga told us Werner was a sharp striker and lukaku has been reborn by Conte only for us to waste 100 million on the bag of beans. He was also shamelessly running pr for lukaku on this board. Anybody that takes his recommendation seriously should be shot.

I recommended your useless Sterling to be chased out. I asked for a new LWF and minimal spending on defence and more on attack.

When will you shoot Maresca?

Ibunkun1:
She na Wetin sterling dey do us Osimhen dey do Napoli . I no want justify how Sterling was treated sha

Sterling would have been a clog in our wheel of progress. He wasn't supposed to follow the team return from America.

Sancho has replaced him and Mudryk as our LWF. Kimbeast and his friends can go and hug transformer.

Singapore1:
Dovbyk is never half player Jackson is

Guirassy will soon clock 30 and he has not reproduced his last season form despite playing for a better team

i don't know why Airmark is recommending subpar strikers

Are we in May 2025?

I don't know where all these dullards came from.

nateevs:
As usual I went mute? Sir, as usual, I am busy. I have a full company to run. I don't have time for megedefegede living on the forum, quoting everybody and trying to prove i was right about every topic. Heck I don't even have time to dig up your posts.

The only megedecdgede is from those making excuses for a wasteful striker that couldn't quickly strike a ball into empty net, 8 metres from goal.

Same flimsy excuses used to defend Morata and after he was chased away from Chelsea, the silence from his supporters was 'deafening'. I am familiar with the 'i was busy to reply' mantra.

nateevs:
We have been debating this for a year, and we are all familiar with the story. People dey tag you for Euros dey ask wetin Dovbyk dey play, way before you jumped on the Gyokeres train. Now you are moon-walking out the back door.

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If we use National team's performance to flog Dovbyk, Jackson should have been buried by now, with his 0 goal in 16 matches. So, why should I respond to hypocrites who would criticize a striker with
an average of 1 goal in every 3 matches for his country but dance Shakiti bobo for Jackson with no goal in 16 matches?

nateevs:
Fact is you ran from Bellotti, to Vlahovic, to Dovbyk, to Guirassy and now to Gyokeres. But you want to tell us you are all but mighty when it comes to striker choice.

You keep on telling same lie thinking it will stick, even after I attached my reply to you on May 26 with Gyokeres as no. 1 on my list.
You are yet to quote where I asked Chelsea to buy Vlahovic in January window, because you claimed I asked for Vlahovic throughout last season. You may ask that 50k guy to help you dig, since you are busy to search for hours.

Bro, like Morata, like Jackson, they are not Chelsea's standard and we must get an upgrade in order to go all the way. This is Chelsea not Burnley.

WhoDeyHause:
So we still have many Jackson fans here despite the big chances missed, oboy. 😮

This one is hustling for his pocket. You won't see him here again if he is not given the 50k.

Palmer, no caption and image needed.

Colwill, doing a yeoman's job at the back as predicted. Injury denied us of his presence last season.

Sancho, our new LWF with 3 assists in 3 matches.

No more get a new left back or Cukuruku mockery on this thread.

Quaresma11:
You didn't try though by shamelessly running away from dobik you were always yarning about. Jackson is here to stay for a long time whether you like it or not.

Because of 50k, emergency Jackson fan. Everyone has a price.

Quaresma11:
It changed that's why you were you putting Gyokeres "and" Dovbyk or because you mentioned gyokeres first in your sentence means we would should ignore the fact Dovbyk was included there? You have shamelessly ran away from Dovbyk after his two goals in 6 games, in fact he has just one in Italy and one in Europa while Jackson hasn't played in the conference league yet. The same would happen to gyokeres too if he stops. If everyone rested your hypocrisy would still be hidden.

Ok, Nateevs will do the needful. You don try.

Quaresma11:
You also used your hands to post this screenshot, you want to turn your eba this early morning?

It's like you don't even understand the argument.

Before and during the TW, my main choice later changed from Gyokeres to Dovbyk as Chelsea weren't going to pay the 100m release clause. But Nateevs claimed I was only recently admiring Gyokeres.

Ogbeni, wait for your 50k and rest.

Quaresma11:
This is what you call preference because you listed gyokeres first in a sentence with and. You must be joking. 🤣
The way you dropped dobik after disappointing you is the same way you'll drop gyokeres if he loses steam to run to the other strikers in your better than jackson lists, we know you na.

I know you are hustling for your cake from Nateevs, but when you see "....even Guirassy...'' in that line, you don't need to be a grammarian to figure it out.

nateevs:
Alhaji, I will find the time from my busy schedule to line you up in front of all your misyarns.

For now, do us a favour and answer the questions, are Bellotti, Vlahovic, Dovbyk and Guirassy all upgrades to Jackson or not? Explain away.

I remember I tagged you last week when Dovbyk and Guirassy scored more than once. As usual you went mute as if you weren't the one making public announcements that they didn't score since they joined their new teams.

Even expired Junior Lokosa is a better finisher than your wasteful Jackson. Like in the case of Morata, you love another wastepipe in Jackson.

lordfalcao:
directly or indirectly you have always wanted Chelsea to sign vlahovic and loan out Jackson.

Example

Quote where I asked Chelsea to sign Vlahovic in January 2024 transfer window, you are quoting August 2023 post, when the 30m + Lukaku's offer could still be done.

When will you use your sense?

Quaresma11:
If your offer's still on then these are the ones i could find.
He went from hyping dobik dobik.
















He then changed to dropping excuses on why he wasn't outscoring Jackson when the season began. The striker who's was hyped many times here.


Dobik has 2 goals no assists in 6 games while useless Jackson has 4 goals and 3 assists in 6 games but the one with more goals is the one called useless.

Your first quote shows I preferred Gyokeres to Dovbyk and Guirassy as at May 26. I later moved away from him as Chelsea weren't ready to pay his hefty release clause. Thanks for helping me to expose Nateevs' misinformation. I hope he gives you the 50k for the fruitless effort.

Jodera:
I just watched this clip. No way Chelsea board thought he'll be a main striker this season. Someone so raw.

And no way anybody will tell me Torres at Chelsea frequently miss pass this guy. Only misses of this season is just same as Torres all Chelsea season at most. This guy misses and poor shooting technique is atrocious

He is always unlucky with his feeble shots, they said.

Anyways, we must not deprive Palmer of a better finisher next season. He needs to get his Goals and Assists stats hitting the ceiling in order to be in a position of becoming the first Chelsea's Ballon D'or winner.

nateevs:
Airmark, you are trying to save face. You never stopped talking last season about how stupid Poch was for not signing Vlahovic. We have this on record, in your numerous weekly epistles of 'let's slag Jackson'.

You talked endlessly about Vlahovic, then Dovbyk, and then Guirassy. Now you want to walk out the back door.

If you like, Morata till thy kingdom come, you are in no position to advise on striker talk. Matter of fact, you have an exceptionally poor record.

Like Amodu opines, we are all aware Jackson is not exceptional. You are just the one making the loudest noise about a known fact, and forming nostradamus. What we know is how he compensates for this below par quality.

What we also know is that despite his failing, he is still outperforming GAs on all your beloved strikers that should "replace" Jackson.

Oya, Q and A time. Why should Bellotti, Vlahovic, Dovbyk and Guirassy replace Jackson. Explain away.

Quote where I asked Chelsea to sign Vlahovic throughout last season or in January transfer window. You don't need to score cheap points off that lie.

Also, this was my post to you in May and Gyokeres was my first choice. I don't know how you changed the order to Dovbyk to Guirassy and now in 2024/2025 season, Gyokeres.
This is dark art at play from you.

airmark:
I don't know how this is important, when the strikers didn't play in a Chelsea team with numerous big chances created last season, for accurate conclusion.

Anyways Gyokeres, Dovbyk and even Guirassy are all upgrades to Jackson.

drisham:
Use of still images
Jackson did well to control the pass .lose balance and hesitated to shoot ..proper defending from Lewis dunk

Poor footwork and feeble hitting of the ball at play.