₦airaland Forum

Hannysmilez:
Christians and their mini wahala;which one is catholic and protestant again?

They are Christian sects, parts of the same body just like u have Shiites, Sunnis and sufism in Islam

Barywhyte:
Good one OP.


Maybe When I have android phone, I will join your group. Am also weary of putting my phone no here for whatsapp.



Meanwhile, you guys should try out redhat variants like centos or scientific linux. Ubuntu is great with massive and highly helpful community but to grow in linux community, take a look at enterprise distr like redhat.

Not sure how active SL is. Centos though is another good distro. Actually centos is the completely open sourced version of redhat with all the redhat branding removed. Surprised when I first heard this but turns out it's legal.

seunmsg:
I believe he will hit the ground running...

I thought he "hit" the ground when he was sworn in. perhaps I assumed wrongly.

Fashola had initial issues until he found his bearing. Ambo is still coming.

PS: These vehicles are just fronts to loot money in order to recover from electioneering expenses

forkadict:
LMAO.

If I recall corectly, you metioned a long time ago on here you are either a Warri boy or you grew up there. Your pidgin in your past 2 posts kinda confirm it. 'Step-dan', 'cash'

I served in Warri. #NostalgicTinz

yes o! grew up in warri. primary and secondary school there. but as I warri reach my pijin na nursery school. the other day I was in Waf you go fear the Latest. a driver threatened to "wear" person slap. na "cover" or "load" na e I know am as o.

another person was hailed as a "designer" cos e baff up die

#WarriWarriors

Nothing here that we haven't seen on pintrest or polyvore.

tk4rd:
NEW NEW FACES OOO.!!!

You nor know say when bush "cash" fire all animals dey fall out. Fork addict bush don "catch-a-flame" so all d big lion and elephant wey quiet since dey burst out

dway4ward:
Hey free advice, stay away from Alcohol and cigarette. If you've smoked hemp in the past month or taken coke, just write to the recruitment team to take you out of contention.

Even Red wine? Cos I dey use am "step-dan" steady o

abbey621:
You don't have to be a genius to work at KPMG, you just have to be enlightened. I've also done some temp. work for KPMG and they are fantastic! The company I work for presently hires temp. from KPMG all the time to fill some of our technical needs and most time these temps are just normal professionals trained properly. Our problem in Nigeria is that the universities are still using syllabus from 1970s and refuse to expose undergraduates to real world applications and/or technologies.

The bold says it all! Very well succinctly put

With all due respect, there's a plethora of the so-called geniuses working all over Nigeria. Go to BAT, P&G, RECKITT, UNILEVER not mentioning the variety of local and foreign oil and gas firms. I wouldn't refer to them as geniuses rather as highly driven, highly motivated, goal seeking agents. Its a dog eat dog world out there in the corporate environment and everyone has to position himself at an advantage. They are very intelligent but not geniuses. Besides whoever said intelligence was a yardstick for success

kayalla:
all no be bleaching abeg, when ur body reach where e suppose be the skin sef go understand. those old pix na when dem de hustle under rain and sun, now they move from a/c to a/c so...

Naomi Campbell, Agbani, Alex Wek or even Lupita Nyongo (I don dey suspect her sef) all live from AC to AC and live the good life. None of dem don turn "Michael Jackson". Perhaps the following excerpt from the BBC's Letter from Africa will help explain the history of recent bleaching in Nigeria:

'Ashamed of being black'

Nigeria's infamous 419 scammers of the 1990s had a reputation for flashy lifestyles.

They drove the biggest cars, wore the most flamboyant clothing, and built the most ostentatious houses.

Many of them also tended to prefer being seen in the company of light-skinned girlfriends and wives, women whose complexions "flashed".

Females eager to benefit from the scammers' largesse began bleaching their skin.

Skin lightening became simply a tool for fetching a wealthy man.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-30838537

taurusdude:
money = better lifestyle,better cosmetics,Ac to Ac ,better food,you must change na.

My guy no matter how u dey inside AC you cannot turn to light skin from chocolate o! Yes your colour will lighten a bit but not the level wey dey see on this thread. If na so the snow for scandinavia for don turn all the black ppl there to Oyinbo. The cold for London for don bleach every black british to proper queen pikin. And these people dey use chicken lap do chewing stick if you are talking of better lifestyle and food. Na only "Pomade" fit cause that kind PDP (transformation) movement

danidee10:
It seems nl mods hv removed the link I put....download telegram and drop ur username so I'll add you

I can still see it from here oh (the link I mean)

Sommyangel:
Bleach on dearies, the sky is ur limit

family member

forkadict:
Maguy, leave matter for Mathias and sabi for Sabinus....

that prel!nctus guy matter pass Mathias own o... the beef wey i dey "corned" for am still dey swallow growth enhancing antibiotics. e yam go set one day

debris:
ok let me get it nd send it to u




yes dear i got one this evening

Here:
imei 861195003072978
s/n;x7sbya93328801408
glo bolt
E303

Try this 14715154

**the rate at which ladies call random guys "dear" dey fear me o**

sexyellency:
Artiste! not artist. vexing for dah FTC

whats the difference between both? Americans say color we say colour

OnankpaBa:
Sir Don


Amaechi has done alot to bring changes to our democracy.

16 Years of PDP in power, what are their achievement. Amaechi end it all and they are angry for that. Simple.

You are indicting Amaechi by your comment. Amaechi was

- Speaker of Rivers State House of Assembly from 1999-2007: 8Years PDP
- Governor, Rivers State 2007 - 2014: 7 years PDP

So of the 16 years PDP ruled Amaechi was in power for 15 of those years. What are his achievements? Apart from looting Rivers to coma name one thing he as achieved? He owed 2012 corpers state Allawee, killed many pensioners, failed monorail project. For christsake Fashola built a bridge in the middle of the Lagoon. Amaechi with all the federal allocation could not complete a single rail track.

papawemba:
Lagos plate number in yankee?

Photoshopped Job

So na only inside jersey na e chest dey big. See as the thing just look very ordinary compared to non-sports men like Iyanya and Ebuka

sinkhole:
I seriously need a Linux system, I tried installing Ubuntu but the MTN internet is so unreliable that I never get it installed upon wasting so much bandwidth!
Now Im looking for a person who could sell me a new laptop with Linux OS on it.
Im new to Linux but it seems I just need it for my work now!

Why don't you download Telegram from your appstore and join the group? I'm sure you can get installation media as well as advice on how to install on your current laptop. You can do a dual boot installation meaning you can use either Linux or Windows on your current laptop (But NOT both of them simultaneously o!)

Mhizkel:
If only they know the risk of skin cancer and foul body smell Toke Makinwa looking like the late Michael Jackson
Who could have ever thought Dayo Amusa was originally dark?
Now some blockheads would come here to type ''All fair ladies bleach''

Please can you upload your dp in color for proper scrutinisation. you look like a member of the ministry. or maybe you are just topping up. might be wrong though

forkaddict congrats. can u share with us the emotion(s) you felt when u got the email. from first sighting the sender as NLNG to your digesting the content.

also when u r done with medicals please share.

u fit still use style style tell them say boys for street are complaining. boys o not GTs

ladyF:
Awwwnnnn I am *MOST HAPPIEST* for him. I can't even imagine his reaction when he got the mail.

tears of joy tinscome and throw bash for us here o biko

ladyF, na u be dis? what happened to d ministry?

debris:
No
like i have a glo modem its just to unlock it so the modem can accept other ntwrk sims.

modems can only be unlocked if u provide your imei and model. told u to drop them earlier and you said u haven't got them

debris:
sorry dear,
i don't have either i wanted to get the modem he helps me unlock and do the settings for me looks like its difficut wit all the process..i nid hep

if i understand u well, he has helped you unlock a Glo modem. however u cannot get the modem to work with other networks.

when u connect the modem with a different sim card what do u see? snap your screen and attach

debris:
can u help me work on any glo modem for universal
Asap hoping to hear from u

you mentioned the wrong moniker. but go ahead and drop ur modem details. make,model,network,imei

they all work on their upper body. this is easy. let them work on their legs. quads and hams and calves then we'll know they are serious. anybody can do press ups and benches and curls. aficionados do the entire thing

y'all should hold all y'all fires. bigger than all this. Sheath your weapons. for all y'all know coollabman and exotiqueify might me tripping for yourselves. u both sound like husband and wife d way u both r going. oya kiss and make up. u both sound sweet