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1one:
Lol

More ko

Moo ni

Hmmmm...so it true

Dang catch yea today be that

braindamage:
..still trolling in ignorance. 'Some' would be the preferred word I would use, if I were you. Even OptaJoe cannot give a precise 95% stat on this platform. I sincerely feel that power belongs to Egbon Seun.

Hehehe...soo na cos of bba make u no display ur pinshure

Finally I don see jeff oga without stress



My regards to jeff

1one:
So I've sent 5pms (I'm not talking about 5'Oclock oo) to 5 different ladies this year...Two out of those 5pms were initiated by the ladies... and we've had a very fluid, cordial rapport since then...The key to sending a PM that can't be turned down to a girl on Nairaland is this-
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1. Have a very thick, palpable banter-traffic between the both of you, let it be so thick that the girl herself will start asking "Ahh Ahhh what is wrong with this guy sef, he should just send me a PM nooooooow, so that we can talk better"

2. Know the type of girl you send a PM, some girls here are so mature, the sight of your pm won't make them start jumping on thier chairs giving thanks to God...When they see it, they reply as soon as they can... Some other girls on the other hand, crave attention so much that when you actually do send them, they may stare at the pm for days saying to themselves "Ehn heeen...so na me Naijaboiy send PM... I will not touch my phone again, let me go and frame the phone and hang on my wall" .... In summary, know the type of girls you send Pms, there are girls here that have different psychological disturbances...So be very selective, personally there are some female monikers I never quote/mention/like/share not to talk of pming.

3. Pm is not food...If you don't pm you won't die.
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Gaskiya Sikena!

Really

Tell me more

Sis so u sef follow for this list matter

elbinmanny:
mbok nkood ke : ikpuripu ,itia ita ,ked, itioked, iba, itioked, ition, iba, ikpuripu , usukied , ked.
Im comung there asap
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I rep nka ukod

Hehehehe..ayib mkpo akpene

Meanwhile line afo ikaha...which bush in uyo ke aba

elbinmanny:


for real? u go buy me beer..

Sure!

6 Cartons

wristwatch:
d dano milk frm d**k

Bad son of a good father

elbinmanny:
madam aba ke mmo...mme duk uyo o...di deb ukod nno awo annang mbok

Hehehe...welcome

Oya come ik...mbaha ke uyo

wristwatch:
Since u are sure abt withholdin d release during d intercourse with her, then it may infer that she slept with someone else and tryin 2 push d pregnancy on u. Then let her hav d baby. Den test will be conducted 2 knw if u are d father.

But then bros perhaps some dano has been release during d magic moment without u knowin becos konji bad oo. An atom of dano is enough 2 make d egg in her happily fertilized hitherto leading 2 pregnancy.

Abeg which of the dano u taking about?

Is it the Dano milk that i know

coolfredo:
u dnt kno hw to let her go? very simple ... do u kno otapiapia? jux one spoon full wil do d magic..... tnx me later bro wen it work....

You mean he should kill her?

elbinmanny:
i just hate virgins they snitch alot

Okay...grabs chair with pop corn in hand

LillyAnne:
I doubt anybody finished the article..

Too long abeg

You are wrong...I finished it!

Just try and read it cos it very educating...no wonder the statement "if you want to hide something from an African put it in writing"

Op thanks for this insightful piece and to the mods that moved this to fp kudos to you

Lazy thief

He can't even be creative in his fraudulent life...always using one trick

These are the kind that even if you employ them they can't cope cos their brain is lazy

So he has money to use a car as a corper but begs around

That's laziness not joblessness typical life of yahoo guy

I'm jotting down the plate number to drop it with NPF but then 9ja police worst pass some thief oh

A beariful morning to y'all!

shinejackie:
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l agree with you dear...lol @ sleep with light off.....

shinejackie:
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Not funny oh...

How on earth will I marry my great grand father in the name of money

I'm quite sure they sleep with light off with such old men by their side

eleojo23:
Right. These pressures make people marry someone they don't really like and are comfortable with.

When issues arise, they will be saying within themselves 'if I had my way, I wouldn't have married you in the first place so deal with it.'

Personally, I ain't letting anyone push me into something that I'll later regret. When the relationship begins to have problems, it is this same people who will begin to run their mouth and say things that will surprise you.
They'll say things like
''if you didn't really love him/her and you knew you wouldn't be able to live with him/her, why then did you marry him/her?" People!

That's why it's good to always take actions that you can be responsible for and not because people expect you to. This is because when things start going the way you did not expect, you begin to look for who to blame but alas, everyone denies responsibility. You finally end up blaming yourself for allowing others make your decisions for you.

WORD!!!

alaoeri:
If money grow on tree, women will marry monkeys.

I dey tell you...I'm ashame for my fellow women

Asek1:
Aitee dear
Akpene o

Yeah...I full ground!

RedBenson:
This is absolute madness. Madder than the maddest. Thread of 2012 hitting front page today. Seun, is this a kind of laziness or what? Smh!

I noticed same oh...maybe they want to find out if the op is still alive



This new supermode is doing more harm to nairaland and it a pity seun is not getting the gist

elbinmanny:
my dear kpong mme ndisime ntok eyen

elbinmanny:
how come ...the op did not see this https://www.nairaland.com/elbinmanny

Don't mind them they are all blind except moi

So the only thing the siilly mode could do was to delete my post...




E dey pain u be that...u better ban me else I'll not stop saying the truth

Seun we are tired of useless topics on frontpage posted by TheRealMrStan and lalaticlala

Sending a cat to secure a fish...who does that



My hand nor dey oh....hmmmm!

WIZGUY69:
I agree with you op
as for me, i don't underutilize any smart phone.
they are some apps in my tablet that one won't believe can be in it .
Nigerian ladies just buy some expenses gadget without knowing the use.

Chaiii...wetin we do una sef



Everything ladies but I have male friends with expensive gadgets that they can't operate

1one:
lool


You know I don't

She was just teasing

Hmmm...I hope so oh

Elantracey:
Hehehe



yes o

he even worse pass all this one self

Oya 1one what do you have to say about this

Elantracey:
Please tell them , they really need to change this their mentality .



1one you hear?

So him too dey follow reason like that

Hmmmm...reminds me of an incident back in school

McLuhan:
Abadie? Ndi namdie ukud? Amenim nkpo Christmas ami mbäk usen mma adi idung?

Idioko!! Ndoko usen aabighi idi ke nya nim mkpo uno...


Amesiere!!!