₦airaland Forum

Sleekyshuga:
Pls, when is the eviction show showing today?

Tsmilez:
Nlanla-Esther i want to knw abt ur marriage
Esther-there's nothing to know,It's the shortest marriage in the history of Uganda.

Lwkmd,Atawewe!!!

1one:
Looool...


Oni yeye ni girl yi sha

Errrrhhh... Well since you deleted me, ofcourse I don't have your pin anymore...


Oya drop your pin let me re-add you

1one:
Hahahahaha!!!


This girl abi na woman you be sef..


You never cease to crack me up


So how I'm I sure you're not lying, what proof can you show to make me believe that your english is now better

Test 1.

Write this statement in its correct form.

Him has a very busier days yesterday, so when her call him, him couldn't picked the phone


I am waiting

1one:
I friend zoned a girl about a month ago even though she's arguably the finest girl I've met this year.. I zoned her because she couldn't speak good enough english ... I know, I know, it may sound flimsy and trivial but my ears are just too sensitive to "GbA-GAUN" and correcting her every once and again was something she was not having, she even quarreled with me because of that.. .. It's like every time I hear a raw, grammatical error, I start feeling nauseous, it's not as if... Okay.. Let me just stop and continue with the story..


So I decided not to nurse any further thoughts of actually dating > courting > marrying her. In my mind I decided we were just going to be friends, the bad thing was that, well not really a bad thing per se, she had already started having feelings for me... It was very palpable, very obvious... So I stopped checking up on her and doing all those "flirty" things I used to do before...


One day I woke up, checked my bbm contacts,-She had yanked me off... I was like .

I didn't bother calling her or seeing her again because if a girl can yank you off her bbm, then...in the immortal words of Commander Shem..... DazzALL!


So yeah, friendzoning goes both ways, but ofcourse girls friendzone guys more in the ratio of 10:3.

obayaya:
You miss me, don't you?

obayaya:
Lol...

Em no fit jor..

This isn't an essay... If it was, then it'll be your obituary

Akshow:
Na which gal tayo de talk abt say he send lilian to tell her that something is wrong with her dress or so? Who watch am?

Akshow:
I de gbadun tayo sam idris and lilly gist.

RikoduoSennin:
SW- Matilda collects her son Emelio from Julian with so much argument. Piedad tells Julian that Matilda may be Jealous of their relationship, Julian is not sure about that. Matilda remember what Mauricio was looking for, so she visits Piedad while Julian was bribing his Father-in-law, she was able to collect the picture of Julian's mother. Daniel Vidal gives his leverage over Julian to his lawyer. Matilda warns Rodrigo about Piedad, she took her son to her parents place. Lola convinced Tatiana to allow the kids spend time with Benjamin at her place. Benjamin confronts Tatiana about her new boyfriend-the DA. Rodrigo breaks out of Rehab to go see Piedad, Piedad convinces him to go back. Matilda tails Julian to his hideout, she discovers he is the killer, she tries to run but had an accident. Camilla try to kill herself with overdose, Lucy tries very hard to get pedro pablo to bed but she fails, though Pedro is cracking under the temptation. Daniel Vidal sends Mauricio's severed head to the Police.

FH- Fernanda plans to kill herself and Juan marcos, she paid louis to also kill Gloria and Angela after her death. She lores Juan Marcos to her beach house where she drugged him then told him everything while he was unconscious. Vincente tells Nelly who later informs Angela about Fernanda's plan. Angela rescue Juan Marcos and Fernanda from suffocating to death. Louis kills Gloria and Sabotage Sammy's car which resulted in Willy and Samantha in a minor auto crash. Samantha and willy discover that their supposed son is really an imposter. Samatha's boss is obsessed with her, he schemes to get willy out of the picture. Sammy agrees to marry willy and try for another child with him while looking for their first child. Fernanda proposes to Vincente. Willy discovered Bernando kidnapped Sammy in the past. Louis Sabotage Willy's plane which resulted in a crash. On the Eve of Juan Marco and Angela's wedding, his Mother-in-law visits the family with her issues.

irishCream:
Okay another "types of people"...

Lala...ur threads alwas carries pics why is this one different

@least show them guys how those women are

Themamba:
Lolzz, na Ban be dat... if I catch you for my area, ur own don finish... you think say I no sabi u shey?

irishCream:
Fake people everywhere... :

That's why I hardly take people here serious

To think have been taking this moniker serious today he changed to "f"

After they say women are fake

Op letbme know ur real gender b4 I respond to ur post

sophiangel:
JJ annoys the hell out of me,yesterday he told one of the housemates that he has been performing since he was 13.This morning he tells them he has been doing it for 20years,and this is a dude who claims to be 23 years old,he is just Mr know it all and always ends up confusing himself.

Dannyxy:
now I get this biggie new rules, the losing team are to nominate amongst themselves on Monday, while the winning team is immune from "nomination". not all the people in losing are going to be up for eviction, all the house mates are going to nominate two people from the losing team, then the hoh is to add one person.. makes more sense now.

biggie sha, he wants to make all the money he lost in this past month, we are going to be voting twice a week now...

marriedvirgin:
i like your signature

bloglover:
hahahaha...we watch it together in my room na, have u forgotten so soon?

toecyne:
Hammer the kpekus for a sometime.

brixton:
Have you yanshed her? I will personally e slap you if u have not yarnshed her and coming here to tell us how she friend zoned u fo 5yrs

youmour:
Story of my life,just fashi her jare and double ur affection on ur current babe..
Now allow me make I watch evil dead in peace .
NB: if na me sha I "might" hit and run

Davidairmarshal:
SHEYSHAY AND NIKKI

Beehshorp:
am a boy so if am to chose a lady it will be

Hope u're equal to the task









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maheeda

herinolah:
Wizkid and patoranking

bloglover:
what about the "LISTENING TO" Team. Their updates are always like this:
xy is now listening to xxvideos.com.mp4

xy is now listening to blackgirlsdoingit.mp4

xy is now listening to Latinagirlshardcore.mp4

TEAM GHOSTMODE by the way, always reading updates and viewing pictures.

Dannyxy:
even Samantha dey among, shey na because I dey spread your pics up and down, you dey form?, time to look for a new sweet heart..

imagine this dillish wannabe wey I be wan manage?, una wan form gang against my bro?, make una go hug wet transformer..