₦airaland Forum

baby190: Welcome home,but husband is scarce ooooo

So now do we get to recieve some award for o+ and AA genotype?


Nairalanders sha can create thread for all sort of thing!

hotwax: Hello,

No one is attacking pretty girls. No one is saying they have character issues.

Let all pretty girls be X
Let all Single pretty girls be X1
Let single pretty girls with repugnant character be X2

Therefore, J=X1(X), X1 is a subset X
Let K= X2(J) X1 is a subset of J

From my maths Jargon up there, we can conclude that not all pretty single girls have character issue. However, Character issue is why some of them are still single. I must say, most ugly girls are more well behaved. They have no beauty to push them around. SO their character is their selling point. And it works for them than pretty arrogant girls.

Go to any wedding. Iyawo will be ugly, but her gown ladies beautiful and all single.

summarizing women with maths?

Now this is serious...

Hmmm...

kingzjay: I saw it in Uyo this evening as well

Ke mmo ke uyo?...

colly227: God will punish MTN Amen.

Na dis same comment make my neighbour lose mtn job as a manager last wk wid pay worth 250k

Whalewale: sorry dear.. I am staring at the army of socks in my room & sitting room at the moment

Too baaaad...


Get up and pick it please


It helps keep the room organised

Akpan107: Mine is to make GEJ life President.
God knows what to do to those that are bombing Nigerians in order to disqualify GEJ. Since i cant make him life president,
I will like his enemies to know that GEJ has come to stay.
He must contest for 2015 Election and he must not fail to win, then, leave office in 2019.
Since boko haram has failed, all his enemies must fail tooo.

Hmmmmm...

Awo atia ball ono owo omo....

morbid: PHCN back to NEPA

Nigga there is no difference between the two


Jus like APC and PDP

They are all birds of the same feathers


CORRUPTION is their trademark

stagger: All these marriages built on ridiculous foundations. Most celebs think it is all about Dubai Dubai and diamond rings.

They forget that after all the glitter and razzmatazz, husband and wife will each wake in the morning with mouth odour.
Filthy personal habits previously unknown come out.
All the hidden stuff comes out. Maybe the husband is the type that throws his socks all over the place; na dat time e go come out. Maybe the wife watches too many films and is a shopping freak, buying plenty of unnecessary stuff; na dat time e go come out.
How do you think the woman preserves all those hairdos? Na hairnet galore. The husband will be lucky to see his wife in her complete made-up beauty.
The guy comes home in the mood for some great sex; that is the day madam will go on strike.

Wedding is for a day; marriage is for a lifetime. Those of us who have been in the institution for more than 10 years know what's up. You need to discover the essence of marriage very early and learn to adapt fast. Any characters that are inimical to the progress of the union must be stripped off.

Celebrity lifestyle is not very compatible with marriage. Dakore Egbuson's husband knew this and asked her to quit before they got married; thank God she complied. I am sure they are happier for it.

Talking about throwing of socks...now I'm force to ask why do men do that??

I'm tired of picking my elder bro own everyday...

DonaldGenes: Ewuuuuu Okokobioko!!!!

Hehehehehe...

Sekem

Idrismusty97: That is the same as life imprisonment na! Will they even survived 40 years?

Always try to read b4 u comment

It is 25yrs each

Space booker

Goodnite people...

Will read when I wake up

then do the needful if it worth commenting.

Hmmmmmm....

Sleeping tins

Will commet when I wake up

Their time is really up...

Everyday bad news for them

But good news for my dear country

See them using ICT...a product of western education they term

Barbaric

KingTom: Hmmmmm Cocomma I know you've missed me ;

Hehehe...

I don't miss ebbe iban nl

KingTom: No I am a solo researcher

Researcher or stalker

We haff hear!




Can't stop laughing @ no.7


Op are u referring to primary sch pupil? Cos last I check sec sch girls are now bold enough to woo their turor

sam4: Every woman want freedom but few of them achieved it

Not even Ebola

Not to mention Shekau

Can stop us...

God bless my beloved country!!!



Edited: now this is what I call goodnews

Being "FTC" on a happy thread

My people come celebrate with me as I pop tumbo liquor(palm wine)

The original african wine, we don't need champagne for this

Let's continue in that spirit of moving our dear country forward

Say NO to "BIGOTRY"

And YES we can do it with 'LOVE' and 'UNITY'®


Once again happy indepenence to all nairalanders!!!

Nairalanders sha can help fastforward someones's death


Jus imagine the comments them

barcanista: its better you stop going with in this War of Words route with me pls...I wouldn't want to "hurt" you.

It's a free world

So...feel free

U jus got one thing to lose


#respect

englishmart: 1500BC? Jesus died 2014 years ago.

U hv quote me 2x now without making a point

Now hv noticed u

Can u humbly moved on

barcanista: You know we knw Jonathanians, and we know their tricks. You guys shd be ready, assuredly, we already know potential winning states for APC. We know who we are trying to reach. We know the children of bigotry and Anger.

Not making sense....





Try harder

barcanista: You are gradually turning into a troll

Hehehe...

Cos I no support APShit u wan begin abuse me ni


You knw me more than this na

If APC present anyth better than the ruling party I'll support them

But like have always said they are here for their selfish interest QED.


And to worsen the matter una candidate na my great grand father age

Don't u ppl have young blood in that una party

Infact I dey vex

ShehuAba: Where are the fellow progressives.
barcanista, egift, berem, Gbawe, GenBuhari, Cramjones, Ngeneukwenu, etc

The general has spoken.

Na dem dey behind for dat pic dey clean eye


Weeping for their oga's defeat already

The pictures though...

Btw why the tears ni??

Abi e don forsee the failure already??

UchihaItachi: I must be the only person that doesn't tweet

U are missing then...

Me personally don't like the way Yvonne Nelson is going plywood in the name of trimming down


The other two are cute

Picshure of them separated/divorce or...u knw d rest na


But then in every rumour there is an element of truth in it

1one: Whoosh!!

I can feel the warmth..

The softness

The roundness

It's feels so soft..

Chaii... I can stay here in this hug like this till tomorrow

Chaiii...

Crazy lad indeed

Really long epistle...

Didn't wanna read but the comments above tempt me


Now let me read...

Done reading....

One thing I must say is this is real life issh...

Will brb for my own opinion