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bigass123:
No be ur name be Airtel??

You need a double lense then

So celebrities don join the rape trend...issorait

haba 2yrs

Why evil


Just roast his blokos

agbalej:
i love it when they fly in the nights

Do you fly with them also

bigass123:
Airtel how far na?
Hope network go good tonight.. cos I got work to do when I reach home tonight oh..
BTW, why do you like sucking my data juice like that, you be vampire
Abeg, if na play stop ahm oh.. You and me suppose be padi, don't you think so?

I still don't get how this concern me

our supposed president but cos the abokis are always daft at the mention of Buhari's name

RedBenson:
You and this your "pls stop it, but i like it" habit. You enjoy me a lot but always pretend. You always refer to where you dropped your cucumber abi na carrot u dey use sef each time we chat together.

And people reading this will conclude I know this son of a devil for real

Never will I ever quote you on this forum nor respond to your quote mark my words, bye!!!

RedBenson:
How? Me and you, who dey more exposed in sexual matters?

RedBenson mkpong mmi

Stop tagging me along your adulterous life

This one na Gobe for the mallam

RedBenson:
You know it. Dont try to pretend.

Even devil dey learn from you!

Pishures filled

RedBenson:
My dear, it was an accidental encounter. I was fuccking one girl in a not-too-brightened room and i thought it was her cums that was making the pusssy so watery, and since i naturally do not like pusssy when it's too dry/tight, so i was enjoying the go until when i stood up and realised that blood had taken over the entire mattress/bedsheet. Mehn, i felt like puking immediately. I was like "wtf is this bittch trying to do with me". Thank God i used condom sha. Since then, i do not take unnecessary chances again. That's why i asked Aitee1 if she is on, then we can cancel or postpone the appointment.

Smh...must you drag my name into your adulterous life, what have I done wrong to deserve this

Anoruo:
Who will marry them ?

Good queshion

Location Maiduguri

Bashirfuntua:
IF one define unemployment without using Introvert as example, then its definitely wrong.

Busted!

MosakuAW:
You decided to stay and tidy up some work after COB on friday

Why cant you wait till Monday, Friday of all days wey you suppose dey bar dey sip Origin and pepper soup you come go see wetin you no suppose see.

Be careful and start looking for a new job because your days are number in your place of work. If your Boss is comfortable seeing you around, i guess the sec will not because she is a female and she will instigate your boss to fire you and if your boss no do same, that means no t*to for your boss again. I believe your boss will prefer t*to over you.

yemi2plus:
For those asking what kind of advice the OP need, she is yet to ask for any advice. Like she said, she has already learnt her lessons and I believe she decided to share it so others in same shoe or planing on doing same will learn from her story.

I know her English is bad and very hard to read and comprehend, but let's not discourage her from further writing.

Please, OP, kindly share the other parts. Thanks!

Abeg when she's done kindly summarize what happen at the end, if finally the actor died

Blackett:
[color=#150000]I'm shocked. . . Really, I am.


Nah. Not because of the story. But because, a self acclaimed 36 year old OND, HND holder cannot construct simple error free English, to save her own life. The story was a pain to read.

I'm having a "WTF" moment right now.[/color]

Education sorry!!!

ijustdey:
I haven't reached that age to know if am guilty or not

Good

ijustdey:
I tire oooo



when some men don hang the thing after reaching 3score and 10decade

Don't tell me you're guilty

RedBenson:
Which pishures? Was i there when you were fuccking them? Na me dicck go be next to enter am.

Dream on it's a free world...

RedBenson:
I can lay down my blokos on bet that your vjj has received nothing less than 10 diccks.

Pishures of the 10 dicks inside my veejaa or...

RedBenson:
May be virgin means when a woman does not fucck all the men in the world.

What makes you feel I have done it with anyone before?

At 75 he still wan straff, hian!

RedBenson:
Who be virgin? You? That means my grandma died a virgin.

Never say never!

RedBenson:
Why the laugh? Just do the proposing things. I might not reject it after all.

Propose fire, after you don sample thousands sorry me too dey find virgin

RedBenson:
Hian! Feel like puking.

*throws saliva and walks away from thread*

#IHateMenstruation

Aitee1, hope you're not on your menses? If you are, pls let's cancel/postpone that our appointment 2moro. God knows i cant stand the sight of menstrual blood.

Ekpo akpara mkpo, who get appointment with you, keep dreaming

RedBenson:
There's one thing i hate abt you...your pretentious lifestyle. You like something but you keep pretending like you dont like it. Why cant you come out for once and propose to me/toast me? I might not reject your proposal. Dont forget, women are the ones proposing nowadays.

RedBenson:
I didnt see "UNEMPLOYMENT" there. That list cant be complete without unemployment.

For your mind na wetin dey keep you


After the daily visiting of oloshos someone like you will still be searching for wife material are you a husband material yourself