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hbpeze:
This my first time to comment and I dedicate this to my mentors on nairaland barcanista and nobody

buygala:
Where that at?


Kankshawalla or Malimpetu?


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buygala:
Sorry


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buygala:
drop your contacts


I do home service for cute girls like you ..... at a 50% discount of course

buygala:
Fat cutie with well endowed future and past assets


That horse she is riding on must be struggling with an erecction

but her yam legs though


Those legs can single-handedly support Third Mainland Bridge

foxxynik:
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I need informations!
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And please stop quoting me... Before you'd accuse me of acting like a celebrity! Thanks!

foxxynik:
Any info on what next is about to kickoff on civil defence?

kekakuz:
impossible
you are asking him to kill our IBO brothers

TheSonOfMark:

I posted an analogy of the OP being the alter ego of one of the females. He opens treads to eulogize ONLY THREE FEMALE MONIKERS in particular...and those monikers happen to be 'e-friends'. There's a pattern the OP creates : The females being 'eulogized' are passive whenever the OP is active and vice versa. Discerning psychoanalysts would decipher it. Some of us can't be fooled.

My point? The female being 'eulogized' is actually the OP. That solves the riddle.


Cc: Borrussia

laurel03:
No be dr fault na mumu people dt vote for dem..... I will never vote for ex governor for senator....

Macelliot:
When will Niger-delta people learn....
An Average Igbo Man is not interested in Oil...
Even Anambra, Imo and Abia has oil.... Igbos believe in themselves without oil....
Yorubas are envying south-south because of their high federal allocation....
Hausas controls all your Oil block..... I'm an Igbo Man, Believing in Oil is a lazy man's thought.... Why did Awolowo told the Northerners, that if Biafra succeeded in carving out of the country, they the Yorubas will form their own country because they can never stay with the Hausas..
Why are the Yorubas afraid of the Hausas?......

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If Biafra dare succeeds, the fake master/slave relationship between them will cease.....
Yorubas will flee....

benuejosh:
OP It's remaining 25.

Kayraph:
How could you be the OP and FTC at once. It's unfair....

rhema4u:
If this makes front page, I'd treak from my place in Akpajo to Oil Mill Junction!

bongolistik:
Apart from Glo, I know most of you have been using this networks of MTN, Airtel and Etislat for years without knowing who their founders are,

Now for those of you that always complain of poor networks from those network providers, meet their founders(CEO), so you can properly channel your grievance to them whenever their network is slow or zaps your data.

1. MTN – The CEO of MTN is the person of Sifiso Dabengwa, the company founded in 1994, MTN is a South-African company with headquarter in Johannesburg

2. Airtel – The CEO of Airtel is Indian Gopal Vittal, the company founded on July 1995. Though the founder is Sunil Bharti Mittal and hence the name of the company you hear as Bharti Airtel.

Remember that the company in the name Airtel has been sold couple of times to different GSM network companies before Bharti Airtel took over-an Indian Company with headquarter in New-Delhi…Airtel former owners are as follows Econet, V-Mobile, Celtel, Zain and now Airtel.

3. Glo – The CEO of Glo as most of you down here already know is in the person Chief Mike Adenuga… Glo is an indigenous Nigerian company founded on 29th of August 2003 with headquarter in Lagos, Nigeria.

4. Etisalat – The last in our list is Etisalat and the CEO is Ahmed Abulkarim Mohd Julfar, Etisalat was founded in 1976 in the United Arab Emirate and with headquarter in Abu-Dhabi

Source: http://highteknology..com/2015/04/meet-ceos-origin-country-and-founded.html

vjsmiles:
[size=14pt] when that baby wants to dodge abortion...if you like drink otapiapia it will dodge like ronaldo.... [/size]

frrank:
What's you're take on this?

SeverusSnape:
Am I the only one who dislike Lagos?

Borrussia:
Monchengladbach

1one:
Aiteeeeeeee you and this your bweest sha

I thought we agreed that the next dp would be less eye popping


Choiiii.... Evuls!

Borrussia:
Women tends to be somewhat reckless when heartbroken.

datguru:
God made the dicck for the pusssy, putting it elsewhere is a sin of uncleanness

steppin:
Kai! Abokii na abokii.