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kelvyn7:
mummy taught u not to tell lies ooo

are u sure u dnt want it?

ur mind saying yea, and ur mouth saying nah

**looks back and front, peeps one more time, adjust body, whispers into his ear, Oya give me fast make I go b4 austinesteve comes back**

kelvyn7:
come to me and I will buy u a Samsung or even an iPhone. anyone u want

Thanks but no thanks

I'm ok with the one my austinesteve wan buy for me

missclasssy:
Does barcanista now move threads to front page?

Wetin my guy do you nah

I doubt it, na still that lala D-fvck guy

I'm even suspecting buygala

Nairaland mods stop bringing trash to fp!!!

Op so as you fine reach so you never know what's right or wrong




Next thread will be breathing through the nostrils or mouth which is right

See description

Anyway I got no business with kissing till I take the man to a doc and he's confirmed "halitosis free", then you can decide to swallow my mouth if you want to

I want a tablet and I'm beginning to reason techno cos their imei is crackable anybody help with a suggestion please...my budget is less than 30k

Smh...


And the poor woman doesn't know her pic is dancing shoki on social media!

brownlord:
Seun, you need a moderator

A very serious one, not the one that moves all trash to fp provided his name is copied!

sluk:
It happened to me, the next day, I was fucking the friend, d babe rushed back to submit the kitten telling me her friend is a betrayer...meanwhile the friend too no want carry last...now I manage the two punanies alone....hahhaha

Hmmmmm.... Tell me more!

So lovely and romantic


Alpha male and beta half


Austinesteve come and see your mate

Ok...

good!!!

Jesus Christ of Obot akara!!!


Na wetin been remain be this, austinesteve e don end be dat oh

Officially zipping up!

Relatively cheap, though it all boils down to family!

Your babe should give you a clew except she's nnot in the know about her tradition.

austinesteve:
oh u came here ?

Imma follow you bumper to bumper

austinesteve:
I never read finish o












brb!!!

Does he know you always love opening the veejaa

Gboliwe:
Which udoedeghe is in pdp? Am I mixing up names here? I am talking about the guy who has been in opposition in the state. He was in ACN and now joined up to form APC.


*I am coming

He's in pdp now, get your facts right!

Gboliwe:
Isn't it funny that the real, founding members of APC are not prominent in this meeting? This is the aggrieved pdp members who hijacked APC from senator Udoedeghe.

Yeye dey smell wella.

Udoedeghe is now in pdp, Infact a good friend of Akpabio, someone the masses were killing eachother far back in 2011 cos of enmity btw the two but today they dine and wine together, I wish the masses can learn but helll no they're too daft!!!

pretydiva:
c dis babe dey quote herself. Hahaha ..i laff in Spanish..chaii

Busted!!!

EgusiSoup:
What is 'Kop no mi"

I love my wife

Then be ok with her tasteless meal and stop complaining



'kop no mi ' means "ibok Ima"

EgusiSoup:
My wife is too proud.

And you're just realising this


Or did she charm you


I just wish the maid can include 'kop no mi ' in that delicious meal

buygala:
From my experience, nothing frustrates a bitcchy girlfriend more than silence.... total verbal black-out and blank expression ..... they will be dying to know what's on your mind because that kind of silence is much creepier than all the shouting and beating a man can bring himself to do


Anyway, me sef wey no even well before na im woman wan dey show herself for my side? ....

Last time a babe made me really wanna beat her, I just went on lowkey to fucck two of her best friends in a single week... She was the one now crying uncontrollably and blaming me for not beating her instead getting back at her by bleeping her friends


THANK GOD I HAVE NOW GIVEN MY LIFE TO CHRIST .... I AM NOW A NEW MAN

Okay, noted!!!


Next...

Sooroptimist1:
The two men sitting on the 2-seater couch are Chief Don Etiebet and Obong Victor Attah who are both Members of the Board of Trustees of PDP

*Brushes eyes very well*

Is that not Senator Ita Enang in the 3rd picture attired in Blue ?

It seems these people really mean Godwill Akpabio in the coming dispensation

You got it wrong, they all decamp to Apc few weeks to election!

Imagine Umana a big time thief now a saint in APC and is that not Attah sitted there

Someone that couldn't construct even the road leading to his house in ibesikpo during his tenure



The reasons Apc will fail...too numerous to mention