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cooljoe13:
Good day nlanders, hope the weather isn't really hot. Ohk. Lemme set to discussion. There is this good friend of mine. He can spent a lot on ladies but when he tries to get laid with them, he gets bleeped up. As in, attimes he will initiate the action but he ends up being insulted or rejected by them. I as a guy I have explain different ways and tactics I use to getting my girls laid without issues but he still doesn't get it or doesn't work for him. So now he's requesting that probably if there's any drugs or seductive that can get girls into the mood or hot and want to have sex. Pls I need only serious comment on this. Thanks

you both need Jesus

Slim

Dawinlove:
A friend just discover the lady he just met and dating for a week now has Emere spirit.She confessed to the guy she has spiritual husband and later the guy discovered that from his dream.The spirits are warning he should leave the lady but,the lady also said she had tried everything possible to get rid of the situation even done sacrifices and prayed but no change.This guy has been advise by friends to stay away from the lady but the lady is seeking for the guy help and realy loves him.Should this guy leave the lady.Should he help with taking her out for deliverance etc..or he should leave the lady? Your advise please.

go to TB joshua...he is a blessing to our nation...a prophet is not recognise in his country sha

englishmart:
one of those campaign strategies!

TRUE

missdebs:
the lovebirds: kissing nd romancing behind the wheels, usually a scene btw a rich oga @ d top nd his young gf

am guilty

#teamNone for me

kaima1984:
Very true,na so 1 guy visited me during my school days,as he entered my room,yawah gass,for hours d whole house Ws in a mess,infact I been dey lik DAT guy ooo n I don brush ma mouth finish unto say I go kiss am die,as DAT happen na so I delect am sharp sharp f my mind,wen I dey sick he visited n as I open d door see am na so I carry chair come out BC I no fit shout again

hehehe so even as u dey sick u get strength open the door

Teempakguy:
if they had diamonds, they would have been extinct by now.

hehehehehe . Not only that I will personally train dem....infact my backyard will be full of boa snakes...

your case get as e be

Unibenstudent:
Dear nairalanders,I wish u happy yuletide season ,we agree that nairaland is our world ,special thanks to its founder, chief SEUN ,for discovering this great country ,and to its moderators and super mods ,who work assidiously and laboriously to ensure Nigerians are not left out on the happenings of nigeria,,
Nairaland is a forum like no other,easy to register ,easy to comment,its a utopia which Plato tried to idealise but he failed in actuallising his dream,today nairaland is my utopia and ur utopia..I know many of us are worried about the many problems of nigeria,power ,road etc but in nairaland u can relax ur nerves ,
Nairaland has so many sections which is a mimicry of the many sectors of the economy of the average Nigerians .I feel comfortable on nairaland .
Once again happy yuletide season.
From unibenstudent to nairalanders,,

OK

Fabdedon:
i dont even know brazilian hair if i see one

same here Bro

Isaacmacdon:
For instance.... A friend of mine... Saw dis chick on facebook added ha up n d chat started.... she didnt ask questions like...."Who r u,who gave u my I.d".... she was just free....n open..., she even sent him pictures of los Angeles..... nd she has a bf.... she always call from l.a.... or was it d chick I added up on Skype... she was just open n free... but some Nigerian girls wud go on n block u if u don't say who gave u her pin,number,I.d... its really awful... seriously..... when some of em start d chat with dos question... my hands Is already on d delete button...

our voice must be heard

EstarKeys:
Why do guys like calling girls "baby"?

later now u guys we say we are not romantic

HillarieP:
I was checking for a particular stuff on google and i was directed to Nairaland, when i saw this site, i was like wow! So this kinda place exists, i love it here cause its lively, open, mature.
I know there're some peeps with dull brain here cause i've been viewing this site for sometimes now and i've decided to voice out.
I've been cruising from one section to another and i think i love sexuality, literature and celebrities sections the most.
But i'd like to acknowledge the following people, cause they made me join Nairaland. I think they post maturely and hilariously here : Lanicky, Xtarxyhne, Beenkuma, daveP, kelvingraphics, JeffreyJames, dygeasy, dre11, Joecutie, Neldrizzy, Miracy, naijaboiy, Kingphilip, KingTom, Charijee, Cheriepet, LogoDWhiz, tmc21, Jigsawkillah, missberrypop5, unibenstudent1, LaurelP, samflexxy.
NOTE: if you're cool and i didn't mention you, my apologies! *sips beer*

yawns ok

Luedave:
1. A kiss in d neck ..
2. A tickle on d lap
3. A charged boys hotdog
4. Bleep videos
5. Dildos
6. Sexy talk
7. Pics
8. Memories.
9. A big buttocks
10. Titties
, share ur views and have fun

MONEY..

In this country....kai...she dey mad ....I can't ooo

5,7 and 8 gat me ..sooo true

NaNaYaaah:
Hey guys ..so im home for holiday and i have some guy frends..they single but in their early 30s.. my mom tells me like 99% of the time that one of them is soo cute and humble and great..
Like shes always sayin good tins about him.. now today..she told him "jokinly" that he should marry me?.. i must admit he is cute hey
But i dunno why mom is doin dat..like if shes tryna hook us up indirectly.. what do yall think?

pishure of cute guy OR

On a more serious note ..ur mum is cool.. Give it a try..

echobee:
Chimamanda and hubby,lovely .
Anita and hubby . They look like father and daughter

hehehe

ibson99:
How does this ranking change the price of garri in the market?

I tire ooo

Another 1 is on the loose...

ChubbyT:
u lyk dem natural ryt??

yea

Oya talk

Fat ladies..short ladies..

ChubbyT:
munching,ah h8 it big tym.

same here...even 2 much make up and nail polish..

Calls regularly..even texting

Grow up dude

This ur no 3 is somehow..I wonder how my granny in the village survive this long

Chika ike and ini edo are not suppose to b on the list...